Fifty Shades Of Neigh

by Inkwell_the_writer_horse

Rating: mature
Tags: Applejack, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Big Macintosh, Slice of Life
Length: 3231

Life can be quite boring on sweet apple acres. The monotomy of Applejacks life was only broken recently when she met Twilight sparkle and the rest of her friends, but what would a young, lonely mare do between harvesting apples?

Life can be quite boring on sweet apple acres. The monotomy of Applejacks life was only broken recently when she met Twilight sparkle and the rest of her friends, but what would a young, lonely mare do between harvesting apples?

Warning puritans, story may include incest, clopping, apples and filly foolery.

Published 2013-12-06 03:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-27 18:54:15 UTC

Farm life

Applejack stepped inside the barn, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"Woowee, am ah parched!"

She yelled in her thick, southern accent. It was almost sundown, and Applejack was happy to finally hang up her hat and take a well deserved break. She trotted over to the three large barrels that resided in the corner, each one labeled, Cider, Hard cider and Big macs special mix. Applejack trotted around to the back of the barrels, where she had been using as a small hiding space for quite some time. She found the bottle of wine she had been given as a gift from Berry Punch, now half empty, and began to drink from it. She began to ponder her life, If she'd ever get married or have children, or even make any real friends, as Berry Punch was just a preferred client, buying most of the Apple familys own hard cider, and gave the wine to Applejack as a thanks for providing her with "The best booze in Equestria" as she liked to claim.

Applejack began to feel the effect of the wine, as she sunk farther into the hay, a large grin adorning her face. She giggled to herself as she held the bottle closer to her in a tender embrace, but her delectable coos and giggles were hushed by the sound of her brother, Big Macintosh, stepping into the barn.

"Hello! Is anypony in here?"

Applejack sunk further into the haystack below her, praying to Celestia that her brother would leave. She believed her prayers had been answered when she heard the loud thud of the barn doors closing, followed by the sharp bang of the door locking, but she peered through the gap between the barrels to find Big Mac walking towards her. She nuzzeled even farther into the haystack, hoping the darkness would conceal her. Big Mac took a large mug from atop the barrels and began to fill it with the liquid from the barrel labeled Big macs special mix. He walked to the middle of the barn and sat down, leaning on a large wooden collumn and placing the mug by his side. Applejack had grown curious of her brothers actions and continued to peek out of the gap inbetween barrels.

What the hay is he doing over there? Her mind raced, but no reason came to mind. Big Mac began to moan in pleasure, but Applejack couldn't see why, it was too dark. She hid her bottle of wine under the hay again and began to drunkenly creep closer to her brother. She wasn't the smartest drunk and decided to turn on a lantern, striking a match against the heavey, rusted, iron lantern, creating a spark, igniting the match into a flame, and, in turn, the match ignited the lantern, creating light. In the lanterns light Applejack could see her brother, his eyes closed and his head facing the ceiling, steadying himself with one hoof and pleasuring himself with the other.

Applejack couldn't believe what she was seeing, her brother, running his trimmed, muscular hoof up and down the length of his hard veiny member, faster and faster as his moans of pleasure became louder and louder, until, finally, his hard cock exlpoded in an eruption pure pleasure, a thick, white liquid spraying over the barn floor and onto Applejacks hoof.

Big Mac kept a tight hold on his erect member and began to spasm in pleasure, until his orgasm ended. He brought his head back down, only to be met by his sister, standing next to a lantern and examining the white liquid he had inadvertently sprayed onto her.

"Sweet Celestia! Where'd you come from AJ? What Are you doing here?"

The stallion began to panic as he waited for Applejacks response. Applejack began to think to herself. I bet Big Mac would make a great colt friend, heck, even a husband, and he ain't got nobody special in his life, 'cept for me an' Apple Bloom, but she wouldn't even know what to do with such a great, big cock. She licked Big Macs seed from her hoof.

"MMMM, creamy."

She fell on top of Big Mac, grinding her flank into his still hard member, before sliding the wet cock into her equally wet pussy.

"NNNNNNNGGG"

She grunted and gasped in a mix of pain and pleasure, she had known him her entire life, but only now did she see why he was named Big Mac.

"Am ah hurtin' ya, sis?"

"N-no! you just keep doing your thing, honey."

Applejack began to grind harder and harder into her brother.

"AJ, ah think ah'm gonna, gonna-"

"M-me too!"

Applejack bit her lip to cease her orgasmic screams as Big Mac unfolded onto the floor, the intense orgasm tiring him out. Applejack lay on her brothers chest, heavily panting and covered in sweat, after realizing Big Mac was asleep, Applejack pushed herself off of Big Mac, his now flacid member sliding out and landing on the ground with a satisfying sqeulching thud. She walked over to Big Mac, kissing his forehead.

"Sweet dreams, sugar cube."

And laying down by his side, cuddling into him as the lantern flickered its last flame, and she drifted into a deep slumber.

Author's Note

Oh dear God, what have I done?

Taboo

The two ponies opened the door to the large, red farm house. Big Mac called out.

"Hello?"

No reply, he hoped that, this time, the lack of a reply indicated the lack of ocupants in the house. He was still weary, however. He followed Applejack up the stairs and into Apple Blooms room. The room was large, almost empty. The walls were a lime green colour, with patterns of apples and stripes adorning their warm surface. Applejack spread out onto Apple Blooms well made bed, briefly glancing at the large, wall-mounted mirror opposite the bed, basking in her own blatant sex appeal.

"Ah want you to do me, right here, right now."

Big Mac took a step back.

"Ah don't know sis, ah mean, it's our little sisters bed, an' all."

Applejack took her hat off, flinging it across the room.

"come on, it'll be fun. Please?"

She made those big, beautiful sad eyes again and held her arms out like a small filly, begging to be picked up. Big Mac couldn't resist, he made his way onto the bed as Applejack turned over onto her stomach.

"Make me feel like a mare."

She held her flank up, the top of her rump delicately rubbing Big macs stomach causing the blood to flow to his long, veiny member. He shoved his hard cock into Applejacks soft, supple pussy. Applejack began to scream, but muffled herself with Apple Blooms soft, blue pillow.

"Did ah hurt ya?"

"No, H-harder."

As Applejack began quake from pleasure Big Mac thrust his member into her again, and again, each thrust feeling better than the last, for both Big Mac and Applejack. He was thrusting into Applejacks warm pussy in a steady rythm. Applejack began to scream.

"HARDER! HARDER!"

Big Mac thrust his hard cock deeper into Applejacks wet pussy. Big Mac began to shake, he gritted his teeth as his eyes began to flicker

"Ah-Ah'm gunna cum!"

Big Mac pulled out of Applejack. Applejack turned her head, opening her flank with her hooves.

"D-do it, now!."

Big Mac listened and shoved his throbbing member into Applejacks small, tight asshole.

"AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"

Applejack screamed in a mix of pain and pleasure as Big Macs warm seed filled her. She began to passionately grind her dripping pussy into the bed, panting as she did so. Big Mac slumped onto Applejacks back and then rolled beside her on the bed, his now flacid member sliding out of Applejack and smacking against his leg as he did so.

The two ponies remained where they had finished, too tired and stunned by their intense orgasms to move. After thirty seconds, Applejack turned to Big Mac, nuzzling into his chest, and holding him tightly.

"So, I guess... we're something now, huh?"

Big Mac stared at the ceiling as he pondered his own words.

"We were always something, silly, we were always brother and sister."

Applejack nuzzled deeper into Big Mac.

"No, I mean, like, fillyfriend and coltfriend."

"Do ya have to say it like that?"

"Like what?"

Big Mac turned to look down on Applejack.

"Like that, all negative, like."

"Ah wasn't saying it negative like ah was just-"

"It's fine, ah understand, it's hard adjusting to something like this, but don't ya think it makes so much sense?"

"Whaddya mean?"

Applejack sat up, locking eyes with Big Mac.

"Don't tell me you never felt it. All those years, when we were growing up, when we used to wrestle, and you used to pin me down. Didn't you ever feel it?"

Applejack leaned closer to Big Mac.

"Ah love you, Mac"

She began to passionately kiss the red stallion, and the red stallion did the same.

Apple bloomer

The two ponies held each other in a tight embrace atop Appleblooms bed, they would've stayed there forever, if they could, but life, and time had caught up with them, they heard the front door slam open, and then shut.

Applejack looked towards the door, pulling her face away from Big Macs.

"What time does Apple Bloom get home from school?"

"'Bout noon-ish."

"And what time is it?"

Big Mac stared at Applejack, his eyes widenying as he realised the time.

"Noon-ish."

The two ponies franticly tried to escape the young fillys room, constantly colloding with each other, before Big Mac fell to the side of the bed, away from the door and Applejack pulled the blanket over herself. Apple Bloom opened her door and was greeted with the sight of her sister, in her bed.

"Whut are ya doin' in mah bed?"

Apple Bloom stared at her sister, one eyebrow raised. Applejacks eyes darted from side to side as she replied in an uncharacteristic monotone.

"Ah was tired."

"Your room is next door."

"Ah was really tired."

Apple Bloom began to stare.

"Leave."

Apple Bloom heeded her sisters words and left, muttering to her self and closing the door behind her. Big Mac raised his head above the bed, while his body remained on the floor. The two ponies began to look at each other.

"That was close."

"That was painful."

Big Mac began to rub his back with his hoof.

"Oh, don't be such a baby, ah've had worse falls and whined less."

"Ah wasn't whining, ah was just-"

Applejack playfully punched her brothers arm.

"Ah was just joshin' ya"

"Oh, heh heh."

One would believe that a stallion with such a red coat would be able to hide the fact that he was blushing but they would be wrong, as Applejack was only just now realising.

Applejack got out of the bed and wrapped her arm around Big Mac, leading him to the door.

"C'mon, sugar cube."

The two ponies left the room as Apple Bloom peered from around the corner to see her older siblings leave her room. What the hay were those two doing in ma room? The yellow filly pondered to herself before quickly running into her room and slamming the door behind her, the lovestricken Applejack and Big Mac did not hear this, however, as they were fooling around with an each other, holding each other in a maner that switched between a tender embrace and sibling wrestle.

Meanwhile apple Bloom sat on her bean bag, bored, again. She thought about asking Twist to come out and play, considering Twist was the closest thing Apple Bloom had to a friend, but quickly decided against it, as being reminded of her lonliness would only make her feel worse. Apple Bloom was always different from other fillies, when everypony was talking about colts Apple Bloom just wasn't interested, and she was mocked, relentlessly for it. Heck of a price to pay for being a late bloomer. Apple Bloom began to think to herself as she curled up in a ball, crying.

Her crying soon turned to curiosity as she began to think of Diamond Tiara, one of the fillies who had mocked her in school. She began to think of the small nuances in how Diamond Tiara looked, every tuft of hair, from her coat to her mane was perfectly brushed, and so clean that it glistened in the sun. Appleblooms hoof began to wonder down her body. She began to think of that light purple mane, and the single white stripe that ran throught it, as she inserted her hoof into her virgin vagina, it was a strange sensation, but a good one all the same. Again she thought of Diamond Tiara, her luscious mane, and the way she moved her flank, swishing her tail side to side. Apple Blooms hoof began to dip, in and out of her moist pussy. The way Diamond Tiara did that stupid sugar lump rump thing, holding her flank up, almost invitingly, Apple Blooms hoof began to move faster and faster as she began to feel an intense amount of pleasure. Her mind raced, how cute Diamond Tiara looked that one time her dad couldn't pick her up, her big blue eyes looked so sad, and the way her ears folded down, Apple Bloom was reaching a climax. She couldn't stop her hoof from violently rubbing her clitoris, she grabbed onto the bean bag with her free hoof and began to spasm from the intense orgasm she was experiencing .

From then on Apple Bloom knew, she wasn't a late bloomer, she was just different, and she had never felt better.

Long term relationship

Long term relationship

Applejack and Big Mac continued to play around as they left the house, chasing each other around the apple orchard in a game of tag, before Applejack finally caught up with her big brother, jumping and slamming into his side, sending Big Mac on his back and Applejack on top of him. The two ponies laughed and rolled around with each other before coming to a stop beneath a shaded, large apple tree. The two ponies lay there, Applejack held her brother close to her as the sun began to set, Big Mac was deep in thought.

"So, we're keeping this is a secret."

Applejack looked up at the stallion.

"Ah never thought about it, but ah guess it's for the best, ponies just wouldn't understand"

Big Mac nodded in agreement as his sister brought her head back down nuzzling back into his stomach. They both wished that this moment could last forever, but as it always did, time caught up with them, they stayed there until the moonlight engulfed the orchard and the cry of a lone timber wolf invited them to sleep. They made their way to the barn, the very place their relationship blossomed into something more than they once thought possible. They held each other close, as they slept atop the assorted clusters and clots of hay.

After that night, their lives became almost perfect, Applejack and Big Mac continued their relationship in secret, with no pony even suspecting that they shared a bond closer than just brother and sister. But, a year later, something extraordinary happened. Applejack had always been a lonely mare, but when her extended family chose to visit for the summer sun celebration, she embraced them, as she always did when meeting new ponies, such as the unfamiliar purple pegasus that checked on Applejack as she prepared the food for the summer sun celebration, and the four other ponies Applejack would meet after defeating the legendary Nightmare Moon. After that night, everything changed for ponyville, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle became the bearers of the elements of harmony, ancient weapons used by the princesses in a time before they ruled Equestria. Big Mac was happy his sister had gained a few friends, remembering that before they got together she always seemed so lonely.

Big Mac and Applejacks relationship remained perfect, even after Applejackmad new friends, they may have spent less time together, but their passion for each other remained as strong as ever,until the night when Applejack was tasked with clearing the trees outside of Golden Oaks libarary in preperation for an oncoming, pegasi induced storm.

The morning after

Applejacks eyes flickered as she began to awaken. She was shocked to find that by her side was not the stallion from the night before, but a damp patch of hay. She stood up shaking loose strands of hay from her orange coat. She trotted to the now open barn door to overlook sweet apple acres' apple orchard. She saw Big Mac in the distance, ploughing the fields. I wish he'd plough my fields. Applejack thought to herself, partaking in innuendo, a form of comedy she once thought beneath her.

She trotted out to find Big Mac resting beneath a large apple tree, clearly just bucked, evident by the large wooden tub of fresh apples resting beside Big Mac. He took swig of his mug of hard cider.

"Hey."

Applejack timidly said, slowing her pace as she moved closer to Big Mac.

"Uh, hi."

Big Mac replied, bringing his mug away from his lips and trying to avoid eye contact.

"About last night-"

"Ah'd rather we just both forget about it, sis."

Big Mac stood up and began to take his position, moving himself into the harness infront of the plough.

Applejack chased after him, blocking his path.

"What do ya mean just forget about it? I thought we shared something... special."

Applejacks eyes began to fill with tears as she put her head down onto Big Macs chest. Big Mac looked away from his sobbing sister, contorting his face into an expression of anguish.

"AJ, I'm sorry, can't we just-"

"Ah'm just a whore to you, aren't I?"

Applejack said, interrupting Big Mac. She began to walk over to Big Mac, staring into his eyes and getting closer and closer to him as Big Mac began to walk backwards, occasionaly looking behind him, as to not trip over anything. Applejack continued, the fires in her eyes burning far brighter than the tears which had tried to dull them.

"What's wrong, is it me? Am ah not good enough for you? Ah know last night was good for you, too so don't even try to say otherwise!"

The two ponies stopped as Applejack wrapped her forelegs around her brother and began to sob into his chest.

"AJ, ah'm sorry, ah just-"

"Just fuck me one more time, please, ah... ah need it."

She looked up at her brother, her big, beautiful green eyes full of tears as she desperately clung to his chest. She began stroke Big Macs chest with her hoof.

"Y'know, Apple Bloom's still in school."

Big Mac looked down at his sister and began to think to himself. Ah won't lie, last night was amazing, and she really is an amazing mare, ah always thought she deserved an amazing stallion, but she just won't stop working to meet a good enough feller, ah guess ah'll have to do. He put his arm around Applejack began to walk his sister to the empty house in the center of sweet apple acres.