The Elevator

by nukeblast

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Dark
Length: 1002

An elevator trip that goes horribly wrong

Discord and four ponies go on an elevator trip worth EXACTLY a thousand words as one of them hits the button to go to nearly every room in the hotel.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-06 02:10:03 UTC

The Elevator

The great King Sombra was going down in the elevator when it stopped to let Discord inside. Discord greeted Sombra. The two of them went further down when the elevator stopped once again to let Zecora in. "Quite a big crowd as I can see... hopefully, they will let me be." the stressed zebra muttered under her breath as she stepped into the elevator. about six floors further down, Braeburn stepped into the elevator. He pushed the button to go up, causing everyone to groan. sixteen floors up they picked up another pony, Sweetie Belle. Once the small filly got inside the elevator, she proceeded to press almost every single button in a random order. Discord facepawed  and Sombra hit his head against the wall.

This was going to be a LONG trip...

Their first stop was Room 10. The elevator door opened. Not much was in this hotel room. A couple of green chairs and a pink table were in the room. A few seconds later, the elevator door closed.

Their next stop was Room 8. They looked inside. Nothing but empty, black darkness. A few seconds before the door closed, Bon Bon was seen walking past them... twice.

The door opened once again at Room 18. Lyra was sitting in the middle of  the blue room screaming "FINGERS" at the top of her lungs.

The next stop was Room 4. When the door opened, they had to shield their eyes. Everything beyond the door seemed to be in Stereoscopic 3-D.

Next, they stopped at Room 13. Inside the room was what looked quite a bit like the interior of Fluttershy's house. "Well, this is my stop." Discord said as he left the elevator.

They went down to Room 9. The elevator door opened to reveal a mirror... nothing else, just a plain old mirror. Again, the doors closed.

Next, they went up to Room 20. The door opened, revealing a small basket of chocolate chip cookies. Everypony quickly took a cookie before the door closed again.

The next stop was Room 7. when the elevator door opened, it looked as if they were in space, looking at the stars, planets, and other cosmic entities. it was truly quite a magnificent sight to behold.

Next, they stopped by Room 3. Everypony screamed, and Braeburn shielded Sweetie Belle's eyes. Rarity was showering. Once she noticed them she, too screamed and closed the curtains. Once again, the elevator door closed.

After about ten minutes of going up, they reached Room 33. The elevator door opened, revealing nothing but clouds, bright light, and an angelic singing in an unknown language. The experience was very beautiful and absolutely breathtaking.

Everypony was sad to leave the presence of Room 33. They next went down to Room 26. On the wall opposite of them, was the word "ERROR" painted with red.

Next, they stopped at Room 15. The room was white and in the center was a large statue of the Twicane. Had it not been so large, one might have mistaken it for the real one.

  Their Next stop was Room 24. The room was dark and looked to be filled with various torture devices. Only Braeburn seemed to have noticed the blood coming out of the iron maiden before the door closed.

They stopped next at Room 11. It looked like, if they stepped out of the elevator, they would be outside on a cloudy day. None of them, however, stepped out because of the countless knives that were falling from the clouds.

Next, they went up and stopped at Room 31. It was another room with a mirror. However, this time something came out. It was Discord! He got up and brushed himself off while muttering strange and provocative things to himself.

They went on to Room 14. All that was there was a yellow and brown tentacle monster. It took Sweetie Belle out of the elevator and raped her while everyone else just stood and watched in absolute horror. The tentacle monster put her back in the elevator as the doors began to close.

Their next stop was Room 19. All they saw was a window. Braeburn looked through and said "Look out the window! There's a window!" Indeed, Braeburn was correct. Outside the window was, in fact, another window and absolutely nothing else... The window suspended by absolute nothingness.

Their next stop was at Room 5. Braeburn shielded Sweetie Belle's eyes from what they saw. Rainbow Dash was grinding on top of Applejack. Applejack wasn't wearing her hat. Rainbow Dash was wearing it and had even put one of her feathers in it. They made groaning sounds of pleasure until the elevator door closed. This was something Braeburn would not soon forget.

Traumatized, they moved on up to Room 29. Celestia and Luna were playing around in a pool of unusually thick water, splashing around in it and having fun. Celestia used her magic to turn the thick, almost white liquid into a stream and tried to get as much of it as she could into Luna's begging mouth just as the elevator door closed.

Finally, they moved on up to Floor 51, but the elevator door didn't open. Suddenly, a sharp noise was heard, like rending metal and tearing flesh. Suddenly, gravity seemed to have stopped working. It took several seconds before they realized that they were falling, and fast. Discord created a shield to keep them all safe from impact, though it took several minutes before the elevator crashed and everyone was knocked unconscious.

When they came to, they saw that the power in the elevator was still working. It said that they were at Room 0. They forced the doors open and found that they were in an almost Hell-like place. Lava was everywhere. Rotting corpses lay at their hooves. The screams of tortured souls could be heard, coming from every direction. When they turned around, the ruined elevator was gone.

"Well..." said Sombra. "This is my stop!"