The End. Seems like every story these days starts there huh? But maybe that's just the beginning. I'm not that great of a writer, hell, this is just me rambling while I wait for Her to wake up. She's the one who'd know how to write this like a piece of "classical literature" She's read them enough, I just mak-... Well, I made music, once.

People are funny when they might not have a tomorrow to look forward to, they just drop the act. Most of the neighbors just went a little crazy this last week and decided to break shit. Others decided they would never live the nine months it'd take to make a baby, so you can imagine where that led. Not that I'm complaining, decency went out the window pretty quickly, and the views you can catch in the park are better than most porn mags anyway. On the upside for me, haven't had to wear my "signature look" for months, those shades are horrible to walk around in; She even stopped with the fancy dresses, and even the bowtie, only half the time is there even underwear to put on, again, can't complain about the view.

I suppose I should write down what I mean by "The End" even if no one is left to find this jour- who am I kidding? it's a diary. I keep a fucking diary ok? Anyway, even I can hardly believe how fast it happened. Started as just a passing comment in the newspaper "Princesses predict end of the world in one year" hidden about three pages back, right under the political comics that are only kinda funny.

No one paid any mind to it, until about six months in, that's when the Princesses decided to leave the government to us ponies and pursue their own flights of fancy, Celestia went full flower-child on us, and brought two of the elements of harmony with her, Princess Twilight and the yellow one, I think, it's been hectic. Luna decided that despite the hostilities between the nations, she would go try and make peace with at least one of the other races around Equestria, to try and save a few of them on the Moon, last I heard she was heading to the Griffon lands with the Queen of the changelings.

The rest of the Elements of Harmony, if they're even called that anymore, after that whole lock box event, which oddly enough was about the time that the world was first said to be ending. Decided they'd follow the princesses, the smokin' hot blue one and the tasty orange girl both went with Luna, while Pinkie just decided to party a while longer with Celestia and, what was her name again? Butter Hide? And the last one, something like Scarcity, went off to see the world with her little sister and a dragon of all things.

Strangest part is: no one really knows what the Princesses meant when they said "end of the world" The Sun still rises and sets, the Moon follows Luna around so she can move those who want to live on the Moon for a while, even the stars haven't stopped shining. But still the riots happen, the GREAT end of the world sex, and Us. I'd never have guessed She liked me that way, never even knew She liked mares. Can't say I hadn't fantasized about Her a few times; Her drop-dead gorgeous grey fur, the amethyst eyes that just seem so cute and mature at the same time, and even that stupid pink bow-tie when she wears it. Like I said, can't complain about the End, it has it's perks.

Author's Note

This was just an idea that popped up late one night, this chapter's short, but let's see if I can actually write enough of this to get published.