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After waking up in the morning from a "comfy" slumber, I see Twilight and Spike sound asleep; I get up off my bed as quietly as possible so I don't wake them. I head down stairs to make my way to the kitchen to see if there is anything for eat. I open the fridge to see a slice of apple pie and a bottle of milk; lucky me. After taking a couple of bites from the sweet apple pie I move on to drink some of the cold milk, I love washing down pie with cold milk.

After taking a few big bites and some long sips I soon realize I'm being watched, I turn my head to my side only to see Twilight leaning on the entrance frame watching me eat.

"Uhh...Good morning?"

"Good morning...I see you’re enjoying the last slice of pie my friend Applejack gave me."

"Oh this was yours?" I lift my hand to show her the pastry, but she sees nothing in my hand, only crumbs of the deceased pie.

"..." She just looked at me with a stone face expression.

"Sorry, I was just hungry..." I scratched the back of my head.

"It's okay, at least I don't have to cook you anything" She then started to smile which relived me.

"Ahem...so what on the agenda today? Spike told me you were going to conduct some mad scientist experiments on me. Tis true or not?" I said as my eye brow lifted.

"What? No, of course not! Spike was just being...Spike. I just want to do a full body analysis and a brain wave scan."

"Brain scan? You mean you ponies have technology here?" This got my interest.

"Well...yes. But compared to that music box thing you had, it makes ours look like sticks and stones." She started to kick the floor a little as she was looking down.

"I see, well let’s get this over with." I walked past her as she turned her head to look at me in curiosity.

"What?"

"You heard me, let’s get the science mumbo jumbo out of the way." I started to wander around the library looking for the machine Twilight mentioned. "Uh...where is the machine?" I turn to face Twilight.

She then opens the door to with her magic to her basement and gestures me to follow her, It was dark at first, that was until the candles lit up the deeper we went. By the time we reached the bottom I saw a big metallic object in the middle with wires and blups. She wasn't kidding about how primitive her machine was.

"Okay, all systems seem ready, all I need you to do is put your hands on these cuff lings right here." She points to where the cuffs are, that immortally was a red flag for me, I thought to myself that she was going to restrain me again and do...stuff. I then turn my head to her staring deep into her soul seeing if she was planning what I thought she was planning. I didn't see any sign in her eyes I was looking for, She seems clean. She then started to get nervous at what I was doing.

"Uhh...what are you doing?" She asked.

"Nothing, just checking." I said as I casually put my hands on the cuffs.

"What? Checking for what?" She asked as she put some metal bowl on my head with wires and blups on it. I just shook my head.

"Don't worry about it." I said with a casual look.

She then activated the machine making "beep" "boop" sounds analyzing my brain waves, after ten boring minutes a looong piece of paper came out from the machine nearly taking up all the space in the basement. As I free myself from the cuffs I hear Twilight going through the results of my brain waves, She hummed in amusement for a while, until she is finished and trotted up to me.

"Okay just one more thing."

"What? What else do we have left to do?" I asked as I noticed she was looking away shyley.

"Well...I...need you too...remove your clothes."

"What?!"

"Remember that I said I was going to do a full body analization?" She asked and then I nodded. "Well I need you to remove your clothes because the fabric will get in the way and disrupt with the results."

She did make a point, I was however was uncomfortable with this, but then I soon realize that she is a different species; It would not matter if she saw me in the nude. But with her being sentient my confidence was dragged down a little, I breathed slowly and uncontrollably as I slowly take off my clothes which made it so awkward while she was watching me strip down to my socks. I was disgusted and ashamed with myself.

"T-there! I did as you told me, now let’s get this over with!" My chest felt tight making me speak a little loudly, I never felt this nervous in my life.

"Good, but you seem to have forgotten a little piece of cloth right about there." She points her hoof right where my boxers are covering my tender area.

"What?! No, no! That is where I draw the line! See, look here!" I drag my foot across the floor to form an imaginary line between me and her. "See? This line right here! So don't you dareeee cross it! Or else you'll just have to deal with only acquiring brain scans and not a full body watchman call it!" I gave her the most serious face I could muster, it hurt my cheeks.

"No wait! I'm sorry, you can leave the cloth on! Just come here so I can put these wires on your body."  She then lifts some wires with suckers at the end in a quick and panic manor.

I hesantenly nod and let her place the wires all over my body, it felt like being hugged by a dry octopus. She turns her machine on and it starts making those noises again. I also feel a tiny tingle all over my body that I just can't help but giggle.

After a while she turned off her machine and began going through the paper work as I unplug myself from this contraption. Before I could put on my clothes I heard a huge gasp coming from Twilight which then startled me, causing me to grab my pants and cover my bare chest.

"What?! What is it?" I turn to Twilight who just kept staring at the results. "Twilight?" I walk over to her to see what’s got her caught in a trance; I just see her staring at the results of the paper. As I tap her shoulder she quickly snaps out of it making a loud yelp causing me to stagger backwards and fall on my soft spot.

"Oh, sorry Leon..."

"Twilight is something wrong?" I asked as I moved forward to see the results, she then quickly folds it with her magic and places it to her right side away from me. That was weird, do I have AIDS? Wait, I haven't even dated anyone.

"Oh, it's nothing. Hey! Why don't you go visit AppleJack, get to know her a little better. I think she's having one of her yearly family get together, she would love it if she introduce her family to her savior." She then quickly changed the subject which I followed forgetting the subject that we were on.

"What!? are you crazy in 'la cabesa'!? My first encounter with your cowgirl friend started with her back hooves on my chest and my back on a tree, plus I messed up her brother like BAD, which by the way probably has a big grudge against me!"

I threw my arms up in protest as we both argued for a while, eventually she won the argument. After putting on my clothes and heading up stairs I look down at my small belly which I was very self concious about, I didn't really want to go shirtless with this body showing. I soon realize Twilight knew magic, maybe she can cast a spell which will make my body look great. After making my way out I see Twilight organizing her books while Spike is helping.

"Getting things organized Twilight?" She quickly shakes her head as books are hovering all over the place while Twilight checks each one.

"Actually I'm re-organizing" I then see Twilight sigh in irritation.

"We do this like every week, Everything has to be "perfect" or else it will throw off Twilight's mojo. " He rolled his eyes, earning a big glare from Twilight.

"Yeeaa...Anyway Twilight I need a favor from you before I can go to AppleJacks."

"Oh yea? What is it?" She turns her head stopping what she's doing.

"Yes...well I need you to perform a spell that will make my body look more...fit" I blushed after turning away; I noticed Twilight gave me a sly smile. "What the hell are you smiling at?"

"You wanna look good so you can-" I immediately caught on where she was going with this I stopped her right in her tracks.

"Wait! Stop right there, I know exactly where you are going with this! And I would prefer you halt right where you are and just cast the spell I requested so I can visit your chest busting friend to attend this 'swaray' and get out of your mane."

"Are sure about that? If I cast that spell it can cause a strange side effect to your body, it could even strain. It's just that I've barely had time to study your body and mind."

"Hey! I did you the favor of letting you study me! The least you could do is cast a spell that will make me look like wolverine." I spread my legs and arms out gesturing her to zap me. I forgot to mention that I do stupid crud when up early in the morning.

"Wolver-who?"

"Never mind, just hit me with your best shot!"

"Look, I really don't think this is a good idea." Twilight was getting nervous which started irritated me.

"Oh your god, Just do it!"  My shout was a good motivator making her horn glow brightening and building up by every second. All of a sudden I was having second thoughts about this .

"You know, maybe I'll just go the way I a-” Before I could answer she zapped me with all she had causing me to fly backwards, it felt like being tackled by a football player who was on roids to the max.

The room then exploded into a huge white light causing every window in the living room to shatter which cause ponies who walked by to get startled and scream. After the smoke cleared I got up slowly with my entire body aching like crazy, my vision was a little tipsy as I was seeing double. I saw Twilight and Spike staring at me with the most stunned faces I have ever seen.

"What?" I looked down at my body and I couldn't believe what my eyes were beholding, my body.

"It’s, its...Freaking beautiful! I am so ripped; perfect abs, perfect pecks, and perfect biceps! Could I even have..." I grabbed my ass and it was true. "Perfect ass!!!" I jumped up with joy skipping to the door and heading out. I then realized that I had a no idea where Applejack lived; I then stuck my head back through the door with Twilight waiting for me.

"Uh...You think you can guide me to your friend’s house?" I asked in embarrassment, she rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance.

"Follow me." She trotted past me gesturing me to follow her. I did just so, I was a little excited but also nervous.

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             The night before Leon broke out of the hospital at 10 pm in Twilights living room.

"Okay, are you ready?" Twilight asked.

"Yup." Spike said as he held a pen quill and a piece of paper.

"Good, now write this down." Spike put the tip of the quill on the piece of paper preparing to write down what Twilight was about to say.

"Ahem...Dear Princess Celestia I have sent you this note to inform you that we may have an inter-dimensional being here in Equestria known as a human. He is currently being held in the hospital restraint due to his injuries he sustained fighting two Timber wolves to save AppleJack and FlutterShy with his bare...I think they're called hands. He was hurt incredibly bad; I don't know why a being like him would throw himself into dangerous fangs of death, especially after what AppleJack did to him in their first encounter; by bucking him full force into a tree. I understand why he saved FlutterShy, she was her usual sweet self being nice to him, but why didn't he just carried her away and leave AppleJack stuck in the hole. It doesn’t make sense...She hurt him and yet he shielded her from being harmed. Could all humans be like this in nature, or is it just him? I stared deep into his dirt colored eyes and there was something I saw in him, something good. However, I saw something else, something that made me feel fear and sympathy. I could see anger, hate, rage, and also sadness. I don't know why, could it be his life was a miserable one back where he was? Oh, that reminds me I didn't get a chance to ask him how he got here. I'll do that tomorrow, and I have sent some books that the human has brought with him in his satchel, you will not believe what you read when you translate what's in the books! And the pictures, it shows almost all of what’s in their world, it’s so exciting. Tomorrow he will be out from the hospital and I will house him to study him, I'm so excited I'm just gitty like a little filly! Ahem...anyway I also think he may teach us a new form of friendship. And that is why I have sent you this letter.

Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle.

Spike then burnt the letter he had written into ashes, carried away by the wind all the way to the princess's castle.