Charles Vane leaned over the railing The Ranger.

“I hear Teach is sailing with a new first mate, a magic talking dog or something. It’s a wee little thing, but it’s possessed. Rumor has it that entire fleets have been sunk by its magic.”

"Yeah, I heard of them. The French and English have both found one," replied his first mate.

"We need to get our hands on one and I know where to find it. Port Royale."

Everyone gets turned into fillies and transported to the golden age of piracy. Hilarity ensues.