The Doctor With A Derpy Pony: The Misunderstood Mare
The Doctor
It was too late. I couldn't help anyone. I dare not speak of how I died, nor the pain of regenerating. Let's just skip that part, shall we?
I can't feel my fingers or my toes. I can't seem to walk like a human. The TARDIS was no longer shaking. I do not feel the pain anymore, that is, except for the pain in my heart, er, hearts. My companions Amy and Rory just... Well, enough of that.
I come out of the TARDIS, Time And Relative Dimension In Space, to stormy clouds. I am already soaked. I do not really fancy that much...
Then I see figures moving the clouds. I think aloud for some reason, maybe a new trait after regenerating, though I might have had the trait already. The memories are irritatingly fuzzy. I don't remember much. All I know is I am The Doctor, and that my companions just died from the bloody beasts called...
"Damn," I said. The memory fades and I'm left soaking wet with water. I look up and see strange figures moving the cloud right over the damn field I am in. "Hey," the figure comes out of the dark and I see a rainbow... Horse? I may not remember much, but I do know that's not bloody normal. It was female. She has magenta eyes, a blue coat, and a rainbow... What do they call horse hair again? Mane?
Anyways, she glances at me with her piercing eyes, and then facepalms-wait, wouldn't a palm be a hoof- and yells. "DITZY DOO! I told you to clear the field of any ponies! And what do you do!?"
Another figure comes from behind the clouds. She has a beautiful blond mane and tail, that looks a lot like the rainbow pony's style. Her coat is dark silver, not gray just yet. But the thing that catches my attention the most is her eyes. They are gold like the sunlight. They are... Crossed.
I look at her and feel kinda sorry. She has such affection in her eyes...
"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash," she looks down, clearly disappointed with herself. I am furious about the rain, of course, but I put on a stupid grin and shout "It's alright," with a twinkle in my eye. Dash obviously notices what I'm doing and smirks. "You're obviously new here, let me tell you something, no need to stand up for her. She has no feelings," she says, before flying off with the now teared up Ditzy Doo beside her.
I walk into the TARDIS, hoping to see that mare again, not the stuck up one, the clumsy one.
As I work the controls, my memory comes back, I don't know why it went away in the first place, but it's back. I am The Doctor, The Oncoming Storm, born from Gallifrey, currently 12th regeneration, I fought the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Weeping Angels, and so much more. I think about my past, and how I tried to hide my pain. I thought back until I couldn't stand it.
I go outside the TARDIS to explore. I walk out of the damn empty field with no sign of life except for the dark forest to the east. I see a town with horses, er, ponies of all ages and colors and shapes and sizes and... wait did I just see a unicorn? I squee and think aloud again. "Did I just squee?"
I put that thought aside. I walk to the town and try to avoid getting trampled. I think in my head for once. Wow, a lot of ponies for one damn town.