Madness Combat : Equestria

  The  ponies on the balcony couldn't do anything but watch in horror as the sky turned red while white holes in the sky started to thunder. That is until they heard something in the room they were just in. They turned around and entered the room to see the burnt mutilated body of Hank ( most of it atleast ) was on the ground in a pool of blood . Twilight and her friends never thought they would see a dead body before , especially one of an alien that appeared out of no where. The ponies who were in the room gasped and backed up in terror.

"What is that thing!?" "I don't want to die!" "The horror!" and other remarks could be heard from the crowd .

  Some guard ponies investigated the body to see if it was still alive. Then 3 bolts of lightning struck the body. Before anypony knew it the creature was now perfectly fine and on its feet. Hank looked at his new environment is confusion. The guards pointe there spears at him so he turned around to get to any cover he can find. But ran into Twilight instead which caused them both to be knocked onto the floor,

  One guard raised a spear above Hank's face and stabbed it downward. Hank rolled out of the way and yanked the spear from the gaurds grasp. Hank pointed the spear at any guards that came near him.

"Enough!" Princess Celestia said loudly. "Explain yourself at ounce or be thrown into the dungeon for attempted assassination!"

Hank looked at Celestia and thought she was a mag of some sort. Hank stood his ground .

"I don't need to explain a damn thing!" Hank said in anger. " You are the ones trying to kill me!"

"We would do no such thing!You attacked first !" Luna shouted.

"Actually the guard did attack first." Teilight pointed out which earned her a glare from Luna.

Hank looked for anything that could help him out of the situation . Until a guard pony took him by surprise and bucked him in the ribs. Hank dropped his spear and got up. The guard charged at him until Hank slammed him to the ground and rapidly threw hard punches at the guard's face. A another guard charged from the left but was shot in the face with a desert eagle. Hank dual wielded 2 desert eagle and killed any guard who charged at him.

   Another guard was about to charge until a L33T mag agent fell through the ceiling crushing him. The mag moved to fast for Hank to react quickly enough and threw Hank across the room . The mag then grabbed Twilight and was teleported wherever it came from.

"Twilight!" Shining armor yelled .

Hank got back up as a group of royal guards surrounded him.

"You are under arrest!" One of them said.  "Stop!" Yelled Princess Celestia.

  All heads pointed at Cadence. She approached Hank who still didn't let his guard down. The guards moved out of the way of her as she came. "Do you know who that was ?" she asked hoping for an answer.

"That was a mag of course , didn't you just see it!?" Answered Hank . "Who doesn't know what the fuck a mag is !?"

"Where did it take Twilight and why!?" She asked Hank thinking he had something to do with it.

"I don't know ! Wherever the Auditor is I guess!" Hank answed back.

This time Princess Celestia trotted over in anger close to Hanks face.

"Who is the Auditor!? Where is it !?" Celestia interrogated .

"That's what I want to know you retard!" Hank yelled.

"Ooh , ooh pick me! Pick me! I know where he is !" Pinkie said while raising a hoof.

All eyes detected towards Pinkie Pie . Everybody was waiting for a answer.They kept waiting and waiting.

"Well where the fuck is he so , I can smash his face in!?" Hank yelled wanting to know.

"He's " Pinkie started until she disappeared in thin air.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Yelled Hank not knowing what the hell just happend.

"NO SPOILERS!!!1!" Tricky's voice could be heard all around the room. Then a stop sign bursted from the ground.