Madness Combat : Equestria

by MadnessCombat101

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Crossover, Human
Length: 4315

On the day of Twilight's coronation all hell brakes loose as the characters of Madness Combat are teleported to Equestria.

All madness will break loose on the day of Twilight's coronation. How would the ponies react when the characters of Madness Combat appear out of nowhere without a purpose but kill each other?
Will they attack them? Will they take sides with them? Will they die in the process? The possibilities are endless !

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-07 17:34:07 UTC

Hank's arrival .

  The  ponies on the balcony couldn't do anything but watch in horror as the sky turned red while white holes in the sky started to thunder. That is until they heard something in the room they were just in. They turned around and entered the room to see the burnt mutilated body of Hank ( most of it atleast ) was on the ground in a pool of blood . Twilight and her friends never thought they would see a dead body before , especially one of an alien that appeared out of no where. The ponies who were in the room gasped and backed up in terror.

"What is that thing!?" "I don't want to die!" "The horror!" and other remarks could be heard from the crowd .

  Some guard ponies investigated the body to see if it was still alive. Then 3 bolts of lightning struck the body. Before anypony knew it the creature was now perfectly fine and on its feet. Hank looked at his new environment is confusion. The guards pointe there spears at him so he turned around to get to any cover he can find. But ran into Twilight instead which caused them both to be knocked onto the floor,

  One guard raised a spear above Hank's face and stabbed it downward. Hank rolled out of the way and yanked the spear from the gaurds grasp. Hank pointed the spear at any guards that came near him.

"Enough!" Princess Celestia said loudly. "Explain yourself at ounce or be thrown into the dungeon for attempted assassination!"

Hank looked at Celestia and thought she was a mag of some sort. Hank stood his ground .

"I don't need to explain a damn thing!" Hank said in anger. " You are the ones trying to kill me!"

"We would do no such thing!You attacked first !" Luna shouted.

"Actually the guard did attack first." Teilight pointed out which earned her a glare from Luna.

Hank looked for anything that could help him out of the situation . Until a guard pony took him by surprise and bucked him in the ribs. Hank dropped his spear and got up. The guard charged at him until Hank slammed him to the ground and rapidly threw hard punches at the guard's face. A another guard charged from the left but was shot in the face with a desert eagle. Hank dual wielded 2 desert eagle and killed any guard who charged at him.

   Another guard was about to charge until a L33T mag agent fell through the ceiling crushing him. The mag moved to fast for Hank to react quickly enough and threw Hank across the room . The mag then grabbed Twilight and was teleported wherever it came from.

"Twilight!" Shining armor yelled .

Hank got back up as a group of royal guards surrounded him.

"You are under arrest!" One of them said.  "Stop!" Yelled Princess Celestia.

  All heads pointed at Cadence. She approached Hank who still didn't let his guard down. The guards moved out of the way of her as she came. "Do you know who that was ?" she asked hoping for an answer.

"That was a mag of course , didn't you just see it!?" Answered Hank . "Who doesn't know what the fuck a mag is !?"

"Where did it take Twilight and why!?" She asked Hank thinking he had something to do with it.

"I don't know ! Wherever the Auditor is I guess!" Hank answed back.

This time Princess Celestia trotted over in anger close to Hanks face.

"Who is the Auditor!? Where is it !?" Celestia interrogated .

"That's what I want to know you retard!" Hank yelled.

"Ooh , ooh pick me! Pick me! I know where he is !" Pinkie said while raising a hoof.

All eyes detected towards Pinkie Pie . Everybody was waiting for a answer.They kept waiting and waiting.

"Well where the fuck is he so , I can smash his face in!?" Hank yelled wanting to know.

"He's " Pinkie started until she disappeared in thin air.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Yelled Hank not knowing what the hell just happend.

"NO SPOILERS!!!1!" Tricky's voice could be heard all around the room. Then a stop sign bursted from the ground.

Hank VS Tricky

Hank pointed his desert eagles at the stop sign. Tricky rocketed out of the ground and swung his sign at Hank. The sign made contact and made Hank fly across the room. Hank got up but was immediately being rapidly punched faster than the speed of sound. Tricky picked up Hank and was slammed against the ground and thrown in the air. Tricky hit Hank like a baseball . Hank landed next to Celestia . Tricky dashed at Hank and was ready to impale Hank through the neck.

  Suddenly Celestia shot Tricky with a blast of energy. While Tricky was recovering the attack Hank emptied the clips of his desert eagles into Tricky's face . He gripped his face in pain .

"YOU WIN THIS TIME !!!" yelled Tricky before he teleported back to the safety of wherever he came from.

  Pinkie Pie reappeared where she was before. Her hair was straight and she had a look of pure terror. She looked like she witnessed a brutal murder.

"Pinkie , are you alright dear?" Rarity asked worried for her friend.

"I ... I don't want to talk about it." Pinkie said blankly.

  Hank was now checking his equipment. All he had now was his trusty sword.Even though he had one was his favorite weapons that still doesn't excuse the fact that he had no more ammo.

  "What's wrong?" asked Celestia. "Is something wrong?"

"I have no more ammo for my deagles." Hank said as he put the 2 deagles back in his inventory.

  "Its too dangerous out there to be alone , take this."Pinkie said still depressed as she gave Hank a baseball bat battle axe and a p90 sub machine gun.

  Hank looked at the weapons Pinkie have him. It was the same exact two weapons he used to kill Tricky one time. They were also in great shape. As Hank put the two weapons in his inventory He got up to leave.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" Applejack asked .

"Usualy I find my own way of finding out where to go by just doing what feels natural." Hank said as he left the room.

  The ponies that were in the room before to watch the coronation were long gone now. The only ponies in there were royal guards . As they watched him leave , they had a feeling that he was thier only hope. After all , he is the protagonist.

The streets of Ponyville

Hank , Sanford and Deimos were now leaving the train.  A.T.P , grunts and L33T agents were doing the same.

" That was a realy nice ride! The attendants were nice and I got a free bag of peanuts!" Deimos said. " If they were this nice before maybe we wouldn't need to kill them."

All the people getting off the train heard that and looked at them and aimed thier guns. They then ditched thier A.T.P masks and started to fight . Hank dual wielded the mp5 and baseball bat axe . Sanford used his hook and a revolver. Deimos used his assault rifle.

  Hank was now chopping people apart while shooting others his axe couldn't reach . Sanford hooked a grunt in the mouth and ripped his lower jaw off before he shot his head with the revolver. Deimos shot anyone he could see . Before they knew it , they killed all the passengers of the train. The town was alerted of the attack so the three badasses had to run into a nearby alley way.

They kept going further into town undetected . They saw some wanted posters with thier names on them . After a while they reached city hall. They entered the building careful to not be seen.

"Hello are you here for a meeting with the new mayor?" asked a person at a desk while not looking at the three people who entered.

" New mayor ?" Asked Sanford . " Who is the new mayor ?"

" The sheriff ." said the person at the desk.

  Hank snapped the person's neck and walked to the mayor's door.

" You two stay here. " Hank said . " I have a score to settle."

Off the rails

Hank got into the caboose through a window. He saw a lot of weapons and ammo boxes. This was the best thing that has happened to him all day. He grabbed a modified m4a1 , a alot of ammo for all his guns and a hatchet . He ran into the next train car . Lvl2 L33T agents saw him but were all shot with the m4a1. Hank ran into the next train car and got shot in the shoulder by a A.T.P soldier. More A.T.P soldiers entered the car. Hank used the grenade launcher and killed them.

  Hank ran into the last car and saw Tricky shovelling coal into the furnace. Tricky picked up his sign and Hank threw his hatchet. The hatchet lodged into Tricky's skull which mad him stumble back into the furnace. Hank closed and locked the furnace door. Hank then realized the train was now going towards a big building.

SOMEWHERE IN CANTERLOT ... (20 minutes earlier )

The ponies were still in the main room they were in because it wasn't safe for them to go out side. Something was on the other side of the door to the room and the guards were pushing against the door with all thier strength .  Then the door was busted down by a gigantic mag agent ( it was 2 times the size of a normal mag agent ) . A.T.P soldiers and engineers rushed into the room and pointed thier guns at them.

"It's a Zerg Rush!!" Pinkie screamed .

( 20 minutes later )

All of them including Twilight Sparkle were now in a prison cell . They were about to be tortured by a lvl 2 L33T agent. The agent got done sharpening his knife and turned around to face the ponies. They had lost hope... That is until a train bursted throough the wall and came to a quick hault.

Escapeing prison

  Hank stumbled out of the train while trying to regain his sinces . He looked up and saw the ponies chained onto a wall looking at him. Hank ran up to them to see if they were all right.

"Are you all okay!?" Hank asked the group.

"You came here to rescue us!"  Pinkie said happily.

" That was so awesome ! " cheered Rainbow Dash

" I knew I could trust you ! " Said Applejack.

Hank was about to unchain them until pounding could be heard from the train . Hank went back to in chaining them. The pounding became louder and more rapid by the second. Hank finally got them unchained!

" We have to get the fuck out of here!" Hank yelled  .

As they left the room the train exploded . Hank led the ponies out of the building while killing any agent he could see . The ponies were frightened of all the violence they kept going on around them . They were almost at the prison until one pissed off clown landed in front of them. It was tricky in his mag form (from mc : 7 ) . The ponies gasped at the sight of the abomination.

"OMFG YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN!" Yelled Tricky as he picked up Hank and crushed him."CLOWN KILLES YOU!!!"

  The ponies watched in horror as Tricky threw the body across the room. Princess Celestia fired a large bolt of magic at Tricky but couldn't . All magic in Equestria was destroyed by the Auditor. Tricky dashed at them causing them to run at full speed back where they came from . Mag agent Torture was in thier way.

This was the end of them. Then the savior came in though the ceiling. It was Jesus ! He shot Tricky in the eye which went through and hit the improbability drive . He then shot Torture a few times in the face before jamming his binary sword into Torture's forehead .

"Come with me if you want to live." Said Jesus.

Hanks revival

Meanwhile in Ponyville ... (45 minutes earlier )

  Sanford and Deimos saw Hank get ran over by a train. They looked in te direction the train was headed for about 10 seconds in confusion , trying to figure out what just happened.

" HOLY SHIT! " They both yell at the same time .

  They ran after the train but then they noticed a jeep with a mini gun on the back of it. Deimos got in as fast as he could and got to the mini gun . Sanford got in the drivers seat and put the petal to the fucking metal. They sped off but a lot of A.T.P soldiers saw them and chased after them. Deimos spotted a helicopter and shot it down.

" I think that was just a news helicopter !" Sanford yelled.

"Damnit ! I could have been on TV!" Deimos yelled in anger.

A  A.T.P jeep drove onto the road in front of them . Sanford turned out of the way in time . Deimos fell down from the quick turn. The enemy jeep was now behind them and fired. The mini gun was shit off of thier jeep. Deimos grabbed his grenade launcher and fired at the wheel of the enemy jeep.

  The A.T.P jeep flipped into the air and landed close to a hot dog stand beside the road. They both kept driving until they came into a building . When they entered they saw Hank's dead body laying on the side of the room. Deimos and Sanford knew what to do. Deimos grabbed a experimental syringe  out of his back pack. He plunged the syringe into Hank's chest .

  They could hear the popping of bones as they regenerated. His blood seeped back into his body. In a flash he was now a Mag.

" Let's go kick some ass!!!" Hank yelled in a gurgled voice.

The Auditor

  Mag Hank , Sandord and Deimos barged into the streets of the Cyrstal Empire. Dead A.T.P bodies were everywhere in sight. This could only mean one thing , Jesus has already been here. They followed the trail of bodies until they were at the entrance of the castle.

" Figures they would be here." Hank said .

"They?" Sanford asked .

They opened the huge doors and saw Jesus with the ponies. Hank ran up and punched Jesus in the back of the head with his mag arm. The ponies didn't expect this and were suprised at first . Jesus got up and uses his nexus powers to pick up Hank.

" STOP! I'm not ruling to hurt them! " Jesus yelled . " I'm trying to get Twilight's crown back so the Auditor can't take over Equestria!"

  Hank nodded his head . Jesus let him down and by that he dropped him. Pinkie Pie galloped up and hugged him while she cried with tears coming out of her eyes like a fountain. Hank had no idea what to do so he hugged back. Everypony (except Celestia , Luna and Cadence ) joined the hug. They were happy to see thier friend even though he was a mag.

  Sanford and Deimos just watched and waited to continue the mission. After the group hug they all continued to go up to the roof killing every enemy in sight. Hank and Jesus were a unstoppable team . They were close to the roof when they heard a pounding noise going up the stairs . They all looked down and saw Tricky in his mag form climbing up in a fast pace.

" You all go on without me!" Jesus said as he equipped his binary sword. " I will hold him off."

Jesus jumped down and plunged his sword into Tricky's forehead . This caused the improbability drive to explode into flames. Hank , Sanford , Deimos and the ponies got to the roof before the fire got to them. Ounce they were up there the Auditor was waiting for them.Hank charged at the Auditor but was punched in the stomach. Hank got back up and saw a crystal heart in the auditors chest . Cadence noticed that as well . Cadence and Hank both charged into battle and so did everybody else. Sanford hooked the Auditor's left hand and was lifted in the air. The Auditor grabbed Sanford and threw him at Applejack. Rainbow Dash flew and bucked the Auditor in the mouth. Pinkie Pie shot Deinos out of her party canon which made him land on the Auditor's head. Deimos fired a clip of bullets into the Auditor's head until he was thrown off. Hank jumped up and grabbed the Cyrstal Heart and ripped it out of the Auditor's chest.

  The Auditor started to convulse as electricity shot out of him. The ponies got to cover as the Auditor exploded. When everyone got to where the Auditor was they saw Twilight's crown on the ground. Twilight picked it up and placed it on her head.

1 Month later ...

Equestria was safe ounce again. The sky was blue , everypony that was dead was now alive , no more humans and no more chaos . Twilight was happy with her friends , the princesses were okay , and everypony was happy. No pony forgot about what happened though . They all thank those who saved Equestria from the Auditor. A statue was made in the Canterlot gardens. It showed Hank , Jesus , Sanford and Deimos standing together in victory.

SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA ...

  Everybody was having a huge party for the defeat of the Auditor. Everyone was there ! Tricky was a DJ and swore never to be evil again. Hank was on the dance floor. Jesus was having a few drinks . Deimos could now smoke in peace because smoking doesn't cause random death anymore. Sanford was eating a apple pie. Everyone was happy.

It begins...

SOMEWHERE IN EQUESTRIA...

  Today was going to be one of Twilight's greatest achievements . She was going to become a princess. She would have never in her life think that one day she could be one. All her friends are there to see her . Her family is there proud of her. She couldn't be more happy.

SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA...

Hank was killing every L33T agent , A.T.P , grunt , and mag in sight. Sanford and Deimos were covering him from behind . Blasts of lighting hit the ground at random. Everything was in chaos . Hordes of zombies were scattered about eating the flesh of anyone unlucky to either see or kill them. A large fist came out of the ground in front of Hank. It was Mag Agent : Torture.

  Torture dragged him self out of the ground and tryed to punch Hank . Hank side stepped and shot Torture's hand with a spaz-12. Torture grabbed Hank and lifted him in the air trying to crush him. Sanford shot Torture in the face with a revolver. Hank jammed the barrel of the spaz-12 in the wound and fired . This successfully killed Torture causing his body to crush a L33T agent.

  Deimos was defending himself from A.T.P engineers with a assault rifle. Static could be heard as a blood stained stop sigh was speeding into battle. Hank saw this coming and prepared himself for the most deadly enemy ever. Tricky bursted out of the ground and swung the stop sign at Hank. Hank blocked it with his sword as a light flashed above them. A blast if lightning struck the battle field in a large explosion that could blind someone.

SOMEWHERE IN EQUESTRIA...

"Princess Twilight is coming behold behold. A princess is here before us behold behold." sang the choir of mares that look the same as Twilight entered the room and was being crowned.

Twilight went to the balcony and waved to the cheering crowd.

"Say something princess" Whispered Celestia .

Twilight was going to give her speech until multiple blasts of lightning struck random scattered areas across Equestria.

As the loud booms filled the ears of everypony in a 50 mile radius. The apocalypse has begun...

The streets of Canterlot.

  As Hank walked off out into the streets of Canterlot.The city could still be called beautiful if you ignore all the dead bodies of ponies , blood stains , barricades , broken windows , ponies crying next to thier dead friends and all the burning buildings. Hank saw a A.T.P patrol ahead of him. Hank got behind a dumpster to be undetected. The patrol didn't notice him.

"Hello! Is anypony there!?" yelled a stallion down the street probably looking for survivors.

The A.T.P noticed the stallion but didn't do anything . Why would they do that? Usualy they would pump your guts full of lead just for asking a question. Hank saw why they stopped. As the stallion kept calling for survivors a mag crept up behind him. This was no ordinary mag. It was Agent Torture . Agent Torture grabbed the stallion and ripped him in half. Torture dropped both bloody halves of the body and went away to find more victims.

The A.T.P patrol went back to work . Hank let them pass by so he could go further down the street. Hank saw a L33T agent smoking. Hank didn't need to kill him because smoking was a death sentence for some reason. A brick from a building detached and struck him in the back of the head. What a dumbass.

  Hank grabbed the dead agent's mp5. Hank went back on his way down the destroyed streets . Hank saw a L33T agent beating a pony to death with a baton. Hank snuck up behind him and chopped his head straight in half with his baseball bat axe. The pony looked up at Hank. It was a grey wall eyed pegasus . Hank helped  the mare back up on her hooves and after she thanked him she galloped off to safety. Hank felt a sense of accomplishment and went back to sneaking around.

  After about 10 minutes of silently killing agents and A.T.P engineers , Hank finally made it out of Canterlot . A train stopped at the station . Hank put on a A.T.P mask he took of a engineer he killed. Hank boarded the train while none of the Agents and engineers noticed. Hank sat down on a seat waiting for the train to depart the station. Two   engineers sat next to Hank.

   Hank looked at them. Holy fucking shit its Sanford and Deimos!

15 MINUTES EARLIER...

  Sanford and Deimos were at the Crystal Empire which was now being ruled by the Auditor. Alot of the crystal ponies were being experimented on by scientists while others were being slaves.Sanford and Deimos had to escape before they were found by the A.T.P . They had the same idea as Hank and get into disguise except security was more dangerous. They heard rumors about how the Auditor was going to use a 'crystal heart ' to make him more powerful.

BACK TO THE PRESENT...

Hank got Sanford and Deimos's attention and they told him the situation. Hank told them his situation . The train stopped at some town named 'Ponyville' .

Hank VS Sheriff

  Hank stepped into the office and closed the door behind him locking it. He then equipped his sword and approached the sheriff and pointed it at his face.

" How are you alive!?" Hank yelled. " I killed you!"

The Sheriff couldn't answer because his face was stitched together. Instead he picked up the desk and tried to snatch Hank with it. Hank jumped out of the way. He didn't expect the sheriff to be string as a mag. The sheriff then threw the smashed remains in Hanks direction. Hank ducked down which caused the desk to hit the door making it hard to escape.

" What the hell !? " Hank yelled trying to figure out what was happening .

Hank slashed at the Sheriff which made a long cut across his chest. The Sheriff  spawned 10 zombies in the room. While Hank was killing them , the sheriff got a Remington 870 from a gun cabinet behind him. Hank noticed this and rolled out of the way when the sheriff fired. Hank got closer to the sheriff and dodged any shotgun blast the sheriff fired.

  Hank plunged his sword into the sheriff's chest and grabbed the shotgun. Hank blasted the sheriff in the face which killed him. Hank ripped his sword out of the sheriff's chest and checked how much ammo was in the shotgun. It was empty so he dropped it. Hank pushed the desk out of the way and went beck into the room Sanford and Deimos were in. The two were playing poker and stopped when they saw Hank.

" Oh hey , where do we go now?" Asked Sanford.

" I don't know yet ." Hank answered . " I guess we keep moving."

Then a rail road track appeared under Hank's feet. The wall the tracks were coming from crumbled. Hank saw a train coming strait towards him. The train hit Hank which made him fly into the air and land on the caboose . Sanford and Deimos watched the train speed off to wherever it was going.