Hot Dog

by Pika pikaaaa

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Tragedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna
Length: 2305

Hot Dog is an alicorn with no legs but a big heart and all he knows is levitate and stuff, so that's okay because he's really underpowered, but he's really smart too and that's not allowed, right?

It's the story about how Hot Dog became an alicorn and how he made a whole bunch of friends and cried in a cave for a while and built a fusion-core reactor.

Published 2013-12-06 15:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-08 17:13:52 UTC

The main thing

Hot Dog was once a proud pegasus, intelligent, and great at flying. He soared through the skies of canterlot doing loopedy loops and showing off his pure grace in front of all his mare friends so he could get a marefriend, which he didn’t have at the time, but he flew straight into another pony and they both fell. Well, luckuly, or unluckily for Hot Dog oh and Hot Dog wasn’t called Hot Dog at the time because this happened happened yet, but anyway, luckily for Hot Dog, he fell on top of the other pegasus when they hit the ground and the other pegasus died, but all of Hot Dog’s legs were broken and they had to amputate. Not even like at the knees, either, they all had to come clean off.

Well, anyway, Hot Dog was really sad because of it and he was always so nice to everypony, but none of the mares really cared and Hot Dog didn’t know why. But anyway, the Celestia of that time, because this was like a million years before Twilight Sparkle, decided that Hot Dog shouldn’t be so sad anymore and helped him out by making him into an alicorn like the rest of the alicorns, because apparently Celestia and Luna weren’t the only two alicorns at one point and there was a whole alicorn population. So anyway Hot Dog became an alicorn and then he looked like a hot dog with wings and a horn instead of just a hot dog with wings, so all the ponies at Cloudsdale called him Hot Dog.

Well he still couldn’t get a mare friend, even though now he was an alicorn, but he lived forever so he saw all his friends die and he went and lived in a cave for a like a million years because he was sad. But he got bored in the cave and he built a fusion core reactor, aww it was so shiny you should’ve seen it! But after he built that and tried to give it to Equestria as a source of renewable energy these terrorists attacked and tried to take it away to Saddle Arabia. Well, because he was an alicorn and nopony had ever taught him to use his horn, on account of all of his friends being dead, all he knew was levitate. So he levitated a rock at the terrorists and killed them all.

But he’s not a murderer, so Hot Dog went into a cave and cried for another thousand years or so, but he finally got over it and all of his dead friends and came out. But yeah, There was like nopony that would be friends with him still, and all the alicorns had died out now so there was nopony to change him back. And Celestia and Luna were like the last of their kind so they didn’t know how either, so he kinda just floated around the world once over looking for a marefriend again. But the medical technology in Hot Dog’s day was terrible, and when his legs were amputated they left horrible scars that pussed up and festered every once in a while, and his name was Hot Dog and what mare is gonna want to be with a stallion named Hot Dog, even if he is an alicorn, you know?

So after he got done with his travels and no mare friend still, he went back to Equestria, but he was still the same loving, caring alicorn, like the nicest in the whole world. That is, except for Celestia, who’s like waaaay nicer, except that time she trolled Mr and Mrs Cake. That wasn’t really mean though, but Hot Dog didn’t like that she fooled them or took advantage of their nervousness, but he still thinks she’s like the nicest alicorn ever.

And Hot Dog lived in Ponyville for a while and got to know Pinkie Pie and came to some of her parties, and they became like the best of friends and he felt really special around her, and they still write sometimes. And there was this other mare, Fluffle Puff, and she was cool, too. And Hot Dog and Fluffle Puff had some fun together.

Like this one time, Hot Dog had tried to hug somepony, this was way back when he was still getting used to having no legs, because he never had to in like a million years because all he did was sit in a cave and cry. But anyway, he tried to use his wing to hug somepony and he found himself on the ground wiggling, and he finally figured out he couldn’t do this with his wings like he used to in the cave because that’s how he got around. He kinda just hovered in place instead of stood, and other ponies told him it was really annoying so he quit, but then he just fell to the ground again and they laughed and he got really sad.

But it was okay because Fluffle Puff came over and didn’t really say anything, but gave him the biggest, longest most affectionate hug ever and he loved her right back. It was like magic, but he didn’t really know if she loved him back or not because she couldn’t really speak and she was really affectionate towards everypony in the world. But that was kinda what made him love her anyway, and he decided that he would go around telling everypony they were together and that was awesome for a while until he showed up at Twilight’s library and nopony came to the door. That went on for like a month before he got the picture and left Ponyville. But he still hung out with Pinkie Pie on occasion and was like the nicest alicorn to everypony.

Then the changelings invaded in canterlot and Hot Dog was there, because he got caught in the shield and couldn’t find a way out, even though he was really smart and stuff and the shield was only designed to keep out changelings. But he was there all the same and he was having tea with Luna when the changelings attacked. He got really scared, but Luna said she’d stay with him through the whole thing, and they fought changelings together, or at least Luna did, all Hot Dog knew how to do was levitate things and he started crying like a baby because he remembered what happened to the terrorists. Then Luna got really angry because he was keeping her from her “royal duties” or something and Hot Dog flew off right as the changelings were defeated because he was really mad at Luna. I mean, what nerve, sheesh.

But anyway, he thought he’d go back to his cave again and build a smaller fusion core reactor so that nopony would try and steal it when Discord showed up. But he didn’t like Discord, because Discord tried to make the world a bad place for everypony, and everything, but Discord came apologizing and said he was reformed and stuff. But Hot Dog couldn’t quite forgive him yet because of all the stuff he did before, and he was so sorry and apologized with like crying and stuff while hugging Discord’s leg that he couldn’t forgive him. But he didn’t have legs so it was kind of a winged hug, with Hot Dog holding on for dear life so he wouldn’t fall and lose more limbs, because sheesh, how many of those things does anypony have anyway?

So anyway, Hot Dog went and flew off towards the horizon and nopony has seen him since in a romantic way, because he’s all amazing like that, but he doesn’t know it cuz he’s really humble and stuff and he just loves everypony anyway, so why would he make them feel bad by boasting and stuff, you know?

Hot Dog and Jelly Bean

So one day, Hot Dog was just flyin' along when he ran into a hospital and heard somponies talking about this horrible accident that took place where this mare lost all her limbs and it was pretty horrible. Hot Dog was thinking like, "Holy cow! there's somepony else like me!" So he decided to check it out, and because he had a broken nose from running into the hospital.

The ponies inside waved to him with like really closed-teeth smiles because Hot Dog was so used to going there cause he was accident-prone, he never watched where he was going either. Anyway, after looking around for a couple hours and getting kicked out for a couple hours 'cause the nurse ponies kept saying he was causing trouble, he was finally let back in to see her, and sure enough there she was. She had this really pretty blue fur and a really pretty violet mane and a these really pretty purple eyes, but that's not what Hot Dog loved about her on first sight. He loved that she had no legs like him, and that her horn was gone cuz she used to be a unicorn but her horn got broken off in the same accident that broke off her legs.

And anyway, all the nurses and stuff didn't really know her name because she lost everything in a fire, so like half her body was burned too, but they started calling her Jelly Bean. But she didn't seem to mind, except the constant crying because of what happened. She didn't scream or anything when she saw Hot Dog, but she waited until he started speaking to do that. He was gonna tell her how much he loved her and how much she didn't look like a freak and stuff when she started screaming so loud, Hot Dog couldn't even hear himself think.

So the nurses told him to leave again, so he waited around, getting really hungry, because he was immortal and all and he didn't really have a job, so he kinda just ignored his hunger because when he did eat it was a lot and he put on weight. But anyway, he finally got to come back inside, and the nurses and stuff put him in a wheelchair this time so it was easier for him to get around, and they let him see Jelly Bean.

So Jelly Bean was still crying and looked like she hadn't slept in weeks and it was really a turnoff, but her missing legs and burns were like really pretty to Hot Dog so he told her he loved her right on the spot. She smiled so big but she didn't stop crying or anything and then the nurses tried to kick him out, but he wouldn't have any of it, so he levitated the doors shut. Then everypony started screaming and stuff and Hot Dog kept trying to talk to her and she was so sweet and just listened to everything Hot Dog said.

After a while she got tired or something, so she started to go to sleep, and this loud beeping noise came on and the nurses started screaming in a different way, so Hot Dog left on his own this time and waited a couple hours. Well when he came back and stuff, the nurses didn't let him in and he couldn't go in because he'd have to kill somepony, so he didn't do that, and cried for like a week because of the terrorists and the changelings and stuff.

But anyway, he was still crying in his cave when Jelly bean showed up, oh my gawsh! She was dressed all pretty and everything like that, but she was in a wheelchair cuz she couldn't push it herself. Anyway, Hot Dog just let her come in because he loved her and stuff, and she apparently did too because she said so. Anyway, they got married on the spot because the preacher pony was pushing her wheelchair and they lived happily ever after and had like a billion alicorn babies.

But it didn't really end because she would have died if Hot Dog hadn't made her into alicorn, too, so he did that. He was really smart and he remembered how the alicorns made him into an alicorn so he made her into an alicorn the same way. But he didn't really tell anypony the ritual except her, because she was there, so nopony else really knew it. But that was okay because he was really underpowered and stuff and the only other thing he knew was levitate and he was crippled.

But anyway, Jelly Bean got this great idea to make everypony alicorns and stuff, and Hot Dog didn't really like that idea, because then they'd have to watch all their friends die, but then she told him that nopony would die if he did that, so he thought it was a great idea and went around and they turned all of Equestria into alicorns!

Or they would have except Twilight and Celestia, like the nicest alicorn ever, and Luna and Discord all said that was a terrible idea and they all tried to stop Hot Dog, but they couldn't do it because they loved him so much and everypony was so happy once they became an alicorn, and Hot Dog was such a nice alicorn, so they stopped trying to stop him, and just kinda went with the flow. Then the alicorns all got together and nominated Jelly Bean to be their leader because she was all smart and stuff, and a waaaay better leader than Hot Dog was, even though he went ahead and built another fusion-core reactor and they all had freely renewable energy!

The End!

Author's Note

I didn't wanna end it so fast but I had to go do homework and stuff.