Soul Network
Chapt.1
"Hmm, nope.... I think I should... Nahhh." these voices are coming from a pre-teen named Marion. He was just updating his FanFics on fimfiction as HeroOfOOO. I stood up, closed my laptop and headed for the gate, expecting a ring from the doorbell.
*ring ring*
The doorbell rang and I quickly opened the gate. "Hey Emman!! Sup'?"
"Fine, so what is this thing you wanna check out?"
"Follow me, I'll show it to you." I am grammar curious so I always say my sentences in the correct order. I went in the house, got a book that looks like it came before my grandpa. "Behold, a spell book.. Probably fake." I said "Lets make a video using this as a prop. We could be like Harry Potter without the Harry!" I exclaimed out to Joey. "We'll become FAMOUS!!" The thought of us becoming famous was fantastic that we might even beat Nigahiga, Smosh and etc. So we started recording.
The Video
"Do you know what have you done?!" The warlock said to the criminal. The criminal shook his head "What?! You don't know?" He nodded. "Well then, I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL!! ESPIRITOMES NETWURKENSITOM!!!" Then Lights were flickering and the spot where the prisoner was chained exploded.
Reality
"Ugh.." Marion groaned in pain but quickly stood up. "Emman, you okay?"
I looked at Emmanuel who was standing tall but he was looking scared. I walked up to me but punched me in the cheek and shouted "Who are you!!!??"
"DUDE! HOLY PEG IN A PIZZA BOX! DUDE, WHY YOU PUNCH ME!!!" I always break grammar when I'm mad. "IM YOUR BFF,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!"
"Who are you?"
"Marion Fabian..."
"Weird name.."
"How dare you insult it."
"Why, your'e not even my friend."
I thought this was just a prank so I played along.
"And I'm not Twilight Sparkle."
"Wait, you know her?"
"Yeah, I thought your'e not a brony, Emman?"
"Bro-nee?"
*facepalm.*
"Look, where am I, what am I and who am I?"
"Your'e in The Phillipines but you already know this Adress, Your'e a human and your name is Emman.."
"Am I a mare or a stallion?"
WTF!! WUT! "Uhhh, stallion." He looked at his privates "Ewww, sick!" I said and turned around while I heard him screaming. "Tell me!!! What did you do to me."
I always thought my BFF has mental problems... "Dude stop!!!!" What made him like this?!? "The BOOK!!!" I quickly grabbed the book. I looked at the table of contents for returning a body back. page 106. I went to the page but the page was in gibberish.. it would take me many days to translate it.
"Who are you?...." I said
"I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in Equestria."
My jaw dropped to the floor when I heard this. "Well, if your'e the so-called fastest. What happens if you break the soundbarrier?"
"I make the Sonic Rainboom, I can even do it right now if you want....."
"No wings! No GLORY!!!!"
"Wait... What? Wait... WINGS, NO WINGS?! THAT MEANS I HAVE NO GLORY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"
"LOL, well, since this happened, I'll have to call Greg(Not real name) for help if he can watch you for the night.. It'll be like a sleepover. Also, inform your so called mother for a sleep over at my house." So we did... i called Emman's mom and handed the phone to him/ her.
"Hello."The woman on the phone line said...
"Oh, no, I forgot to tell her about phones...." I facepalmed
After calling Emman's mom
"Now time to call Greg."
"By the way, who's this Leo guy you've been talking about."
"He's an ass friend, but your BFF."
"Okay.. wait... He's a donkey?"
"Uhhhh Nevermind."
After calling Greg
"So, what the hell am I here for now?" Greg said to me.
"Your'e here to help with Emman. and your'e right, magic does exist." Good thing I memorized some spells like I showed Greg the levitation spell to levitate him in the air. After that, I put him down on the ground and then, he pointed at my face and said "In your face, I told you magic was real!" He may be an anti brony, My BFF May be addicted to Potatoes and I may be addicted to nostalgia gaming, we are counted as the threesome crowd.
"So about Joey, He's been acting strange like he is a caveman."
"Well, I used a Spell Soul to change souls cus' I thought it was fake, then Emman is now Rainbow Dash."
Greg just laughed and laughed and laughed."Seriously, My Little Devils:Shit is Shit isn't real."
I glared at Greg "Never swear."
"You can't tell me what to do."
"Boom!" I said.copying ASDFMOVIE
"What?" Greg questioned
"... I am dissapoint. Rainbow Dash, come here!"
RD Went here in a dress.
We both laughed "Hey where'd ya get the dress?" he just stared at me in reply. "Uhh, did ya hear me?"
"I don't know when or where I even got this." he replied looking at his body..
"Weird. So, probably, 4th wall glitch I should say because a cartoon soul in human soul=dimensional hole. Rainbow Dash=Emman. Represent that in an algebraic equation. C=R..C is the Cartoon Character while R is Reality Person... If Rainbow Dash is here, I can make this out.." I said.
"So there are 2 case scenarios that I can make out... #1, the world will explode due to the hole but #2 is where only he can do 4th wall hole."
Everyone agreed with my theory. I brought the book just in case and went out of my house to find a translator for the book...
"I hope Emman's okay in Equestria.." RD quivered up when I said Equestria
"Hey Marion, How'd ya know Equestria anyway????"
"Ah, Shit..."I sweared.
"No Swearing Right."Greg said sarcastically...
"Alright, I'll show you, but don't get mad ok..." Rainbow Dash nodded. I got my iphone and went to youtube and showed her my favorite episode....
2 be continued
Emman-cipator of Nature
Chapt.2
"uhhh.." Emman groaned, eyes still closed. "Why is my voice so girly and raspy.. Why can'T I feel my fingers?" an then he woke up in a forest only to discover that inspecting his body was the answer while his wings are still in good shape for flying........ Wings?! "What the, am I pony?!? I knew my BFF would wish this for his Birthday!!" He said angrily while realizing that he has no manhood "Stupid Pony Body!!!" He kicked a tree which was actually 60 years old which fell onto another tree and onto another like a dominoes. RD thought it was funny and cool until a tree was about to hit Fluttershy. When Rainbow Dash saw that, he saw this, he went into action, somehow became a pro at flying in 5 seconds in Equestria, but on the way to a certain Butter-yellow, Pink maned Pegasus, on Emman's trail was fire, burning trees at an extremely fast rate and quickly saved Fluttershy. "That was close." As the Pegasus set Fluttershy down on the ground where it's safe, Fluttershy was looking at the trail of destruction caused by Rainbow Dash... "Uhhh sorry about that....." Emman said "By the way, what's your name?"
Fluttershy was shocked to hear this and said sadly "But, weren't you my best friend Rainbow Dash, you know me, I still remember when your'e the one who gave me the cutie mark and encouraged me to do better at flying. Why would you forget me?" she burst into tears,
Emman was thinking of a way to solve this so he lied "I woke up in that forest because all I remember is I hit my head on the tree when flying."
She stopped crying and replied "Oh! Well, come on in, you need to stay here, you've got amnesia, so be careful. I'm going to ask Twilight for the memory spell.." Memory Spell? Magic!!! Holy Potatoes!!!
10 minutes later
Emman was fast asleep until he woke up by the slamming of a door."So, Rainbow Dash, you hit yourself hard in the head, I don't see any bruises." Oh no... "Are you sure you hit your head?"
Somehow, she has some kind of stone, Emman was looking at the stone while saying "Oh, yes, but I slept in the forest, It probably must have healed already.." The stone turned red and buzzed. *Buzz*
"Lie!"
Fluttershy looked at Rainbow because Rainbow would never tell a lie because she is so loyal to her friends.
"Uhhh, I took a nap and something pushed me onto the tree."
*Buzz*
"Lie!!! Are you sure you hit the tree on the head or your'e just a changeling!!!??"
"What's a changeling?"
"You know this, we've fought a thousand of these!! Or are you one of them??!"
"No, I'm not a changeling.."
*Ding*
"Oh yeah! Got truth!" Emman jumped from the coach and jumped with joy but quickly sat down.
"Ok so, are you a pony or a pony in disguise?"
"I'm not a pony but I am now."
*Ding*
"What! No, Your'e a pony being! THAT'S IT, TIME FOR THE MEMORY SPELL!!!" Her horn glowed an aura an was about to hit until a knock on the door was heard. Fluttershy Opened the door to see who it was but the pony who knocked quickly went in the cottage.
"Well, there's supposed to be a human here, well, no human here."
Lyra said but Emman replied "IMMA HUMAN TEAL GREEN PONY!!!"
"Really!"Emman said
"Really?!" Twilight said in confusion "Human's don't exist..."
"Not in my world.."
"And in my Research."
"Neither of my animal buddies know what a human is."
"So let me get this straight, your'e a human.." Emman nodded *Ding* "And your'e inside Rainbow Dash." Emman thought to say 'That's what she said' but no... He nodded *Ding* "So, why are you in Rainbow Dash's Body?" He thought about it and finally got the answer. "Marion..." They all stared at her in confusion... *Ding*... The ding sound made them even more confused.."What is that?" Lyra said.
"My Bff."Everybody stared at him until Twi said "At least you were a girl right. Right?"
Emman just looked at Twi blankly. "Hey, Purple pony, cover butter's ears...." and he went to the restroom only to realize again that he is not a he .... It's a she.... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"Rainbow Dash will be screaming up to 4 minutes....
2bcont.
