Humans are REALLY Strange

by Ziozo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro
Length: 1043

Two odd Humans with opposite powers accidentally bump into each other they fight and accidentally land in equestria. Hilarious ,random ,level 3.5 anthros.

Two odd Humans with opposite powers accidentally bump into each other after getting launched from two separate islands and landing in the ocean almost mid way after they fought they accidentally landed in equestria.

Hilarious ,random ,level 3.5 anthros.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-15 20:09:38 UTC

And so it begins sadly.

Hello, my name is blizzered, for who ever reads this this is my story about how me and my friend dark living in equestria.

Let me start from the beginning.

I was walking on one of the volcano islands in the red zone(a huge ocean filled with many volcano islands and many dangerous things) when I accidentally tripped and fill down a the edge of a small cliff).

When I got up i saw in front of me some of our friendly (rip you in half and eat your insides kind of friendly) ridders, normally people would run from them but seeing that I'm 11ft. l and thier only 5ft. Each had nothing to do with my decision to fight them, it was the fact that I have super strength, speed, vision, hearing, as well as ultimate heat, cold,and magic resistance as well as my ability to use abit of magic, not mentioning my 100,000 years of fighting experience, as will as the ability to destroy chaos and that it doesn't affect me.

And so I began burning the fiery beasts with my golden flame covered fists it was to easy not a singl scratch was put on me until I accidentally punched one of them right through the walls of the volcano and so it blow up sending flying towards the the burning ocean I looked around until I saw a small island so I went to it (insert sound of dead monsters hitting the water ).

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Dark POV.

I was hovering around on one of the volcano islands when I suddenly found a huge group of ridders seeing the evil beasts made me smirk abit seeing as they are only fiery beasts with abit of normal magic resistance I proceeded to attack them seeing that I'm 10ft. And they are 5ft. And my abilitys that include what I call sharp magic (magic that appears to have sharp edges and has the ability to cause a lot of damage and can pierce magic normal magic ressistence), strength enough to carry a couple of bolders, as well as speed when on land and super speed when flying, and my ability to destroy chaos and the fact it doesn't affect me.

As I was enjoying myself blasting those ugly ridders I decided to try something new I gathered a lot of sharp magic infront of me and started forming them to look like huge lightning bolts and launched them to the ground making theme spin like a drill forming a huge lightning drill when it hit the ground it destroyed them all and continued and then blow up the island.

When i saw the  huge wave of fire, lava, dead monsters, and lightning rushing towards me I used a spell to tele port me to a place close to a living being that isn't in danger (and i'm able to use spells that break normal laws of magic with my sharp magic) I landed in the fiery ocean putting a spell of flame resistance at the last second thankfully my magic doesn't run out-I proceeded to look around for an island then i saw it an extreamly small island a couple of meters away from me and so I swam to it when I arrived I saw I the middle of it was a huge bolder leaving only a small area of movement around the island, the width is probably 2 meters and the island's radios is probably 5,5 meters.

I decided to walk towards the side to get a good view of the blue edge(apart of the world covered in blue sky and has a sea that doesn't burn and many strange simple creatures, an area that no one goes to because all who go there never return but I don't because I grow to like living here in the red zone it might not be the best but I was burn here)in order to get a better view so i can sleep, its a nice view so I usually sleep facing it.

Suddenly I heard strange faint noise but I shrugged it off as one of the monsters breathing his final breath but to make sure  It was safe to go to sleep and nothing will attack me I put heat resistance and a few boosts when I reached the side with the perfect view I bumped into something probably bigger than me with one foot it looked kind of like a human I wasn't able to tell because figure was shrouded in in his shadow I was about to blast it like there is no tomorrow but his reaction to our sudden encounter was abit different he instantly grabbed me by the shoulders than lifted me up than throw me back down it was a good thing I put those boosts or I would have had a couple of broken bones.

When I looked at the figure for a while I was sure he was human but unlike me he had long blond hair masculine body structure and had strangely dark golden eyes that seemed to have some sort of lines intersecting in the middle of his eyes,while I had spicky white hair and abit of a masculine body structure my eyes were bright red and while he only wore silver pants that seemed to be made of metal I wore black dark, but what made me sure he wasn't normal is 1) his grip was able to pierce my protection boost which should be impossible do to me using my sharp magic 2) his grip almost destroyed my shoulders with his strength he seemed he could probably destroy an intire island with one strong punch to the ground 3) I sensed some strange magic from him not the kind the Blue edge has and absolutely not the kind the ridders have his seemed destructive yet pure, and so I decided to do the most logical thing to do when bumping into something strange and dangerous and obviously has at least 100,000 years of experience in fighting like me.

We screamed at each other at the same time "HEY WHY DON'T YOU WACH WHERE YOUR GOING...STOP COPYING ME.....AAAAGH" and before I knew it we were fighting.