Immortal Hearts: A Daring Do Fanfiction by Rainbow Dash

by MightyShockwave

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 322

Rainbow Dash writes fanfiction. A little joke thing.

Rainbow Dash writes fanfiction.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-07 19:12:23 UTC

Chapter 1: Daring Do is the Best!

    Immortal Hearts, a Daring Do fanfiction by Rainbow Dash

CHAPTER 1:  DARING DO IS THE BEST!

    Daring Do gulped hard.  She looked at the vast temple before her and knew that this would be her greatest adventure yet.  She stepped up to the temple, but before she even touched the temple steps a whole bunch of flaming snakes flew out of the entrance.  Danger Do looked at them with determination and kicked them out of her way.  “Snakes are totally unawesome” she thought to herself and continued to the temple entrance.  The inside of the temple was dark and scary.  The pungent scent of mildew emanated from the wet dungeon walls.  But Daring Do was brave and would get the secret treasure.  Not even she knew what the treasure was: only that the legends said that it was a secret.  The temple was a long hallway filled with spiders and lava and traps and monsters.  Daring Do knew what had to be done.  With a mighty thrust of her wings, she was able to perform a sonic rainboom and make the whole temple explode except for the treasure room.

    Daring Do opened the treasure room and saw that the treasure was none other than Spitfire of the Wonderbolts!  “Of course!” Daring Do thought!  “The real treasure is true love!”  Spitfire beckoned Daring Do over with her hot, half-closed eyes that would drive any pegasus insane.  Daring Do looked in Spitfire's eyes and knew that they both wanted each other.  Daring Do kissed Spitfire on the mouth and started rubbing her wings.  They played like this for what seemed to be like eons before Spitfire broke the kiss.  “Oh Rainbow Dash, you're so amazing!”  “I know” said Daring Do.  Then Daring Do and Spitfire had sex and it was the best sex ever!  Then Spitfire and Daring Do got married and Daring Do was made leader of the Wonderbolts and she went down in history as the best adventurer/flier in all of Equestria!

THE END!  (...or is it!?)