Kylies way home

by kylethebrony45

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 902

when a human bully named Kylie wakes up as a filly in equestria, she tries to find her way home, befriending other ponies along the way, and learning about what friendship REALLY is.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-08 00:12:26 UTC

The Transformation

"whats up, weirdo?" kylie was once again taunting jeff, one of the most unpopular kids in school. why was he unpopular? some kids on Facebook posted that jeff was a brony, and he likes my little pony more than anyone should. "why dont you just go home and play with your stupid ponies?" taunted kylie. "how many times do i have to tell you?" responded jeff "i dont collect the toys; i just watch the show!" "whatever, stupid. you should just go kill yourself." yelled kylie. "you know" said jeff "i really hope karma catches up to you someday." with that, kylie flipped him off and left. later that night, kylie was texting some of her friends in bed, when a strange feeling overtook her. she felt very lightheaded and passed out.

when kylie came to, she felt different. her fingers and toes seemed very stiff, and she felt very strange. she looked at her hands, and screamed. they were a light pink, and they looked like a hoof, as in a pony hoof! she jumped out of bed and galloped on all fours to the door, but she didnt even notice. when she opened the door, all she could see was ponies. ponies were everywhere, just like in that dumb show that jeff would always watch! one of the ponies walked up to her. "are you okay? i havent seen you around here before, and you

look scared. whats wrong?"asked the pony. "y...you can talk?"stuttered kylie. "pssh, well DUHH!" answered the pony. "where am i? who ARE you?" asked kylie, shaking. "well, youre in Ronyville, and I'm Rainbow Dash." with that, kylie started hitting her head on the door frame. "wait, stop!" yelled rainbow dash what are yo-" that was all kylie heard before she knocked herself out.

when kylie woke up, she kept her eyes shut, and she was seriously hoping that she would be back in her normal body, in her world, and that this was all just a dream. no such luck. when she opened her eyes she saw that she was in some type of cottage. the pony from earlier, Rainbow Dash, was talking to a yellow pony.

"Fluttershy, you have to do this!"

"but ive never helped other ponies before, rainbow dash! i just help animals!"

"well, Dr. Whooves is on vacation in the crystal empire. you have to help her!"

"but I-oh! she woke up!"

Fluttershy walked over to Kylie. "um, hi." said fluttershy "um, are you ok?" kylie sat up. "yeah, but how do i get home?" "home?" asked rainbow dash "what do you mean by that?" "I mean, how do i get back to the human world?" "human?" responded rainbow dash" that sounds familiar. ill go get twilight. in the meantime, why dont you go down to the school? i mean, you are just a filly, and i happen to know three little fillies that would LOVE to meet you" Rainbow Dash smiled, looking at Kylies blank flank.

Meeting The Crusaders

"Yer a blank flank too?!?" asked Applebloom. "er..a what?" responded kylie. "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!! you should TOTALLY join the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" squealed Sweetie Bell. "The who? and whats a cutie mark?" asked kylie. "the cutie mark crusaders! we have this club for - wait. you said that you dont know what a cutie mark is? asked Scootaloo, bewildered. "well, a cutie mark is a mark that you get that shows your talent. like my sister, applejack. she has an apple cutie mark, and-" "well, well, well, if it isnt another blank flank!" interrupted Diamond Tiara. "are you planning on joining their dumb club?" "well, actually-" started kylie. "of COURSE she is!" yelled Scootaloo. "isnt that right...er...um.. whats your name?" "its kylie" responded kylie "and i suppose ill try it." "YAY!" yelled Applebloom "cmon, girls! lets go show kylie the clubhouse!" and with that, the cutie mark crusaders walked off with their new member.

"So, where are you from, anyway?" asked scootaloo, as they walked. "well, actually, im not from around here." said kylie. "oh really? are you from Fillydelphia? or maybe Manehattan?" no, no, nothing like that. im from the human world." the girls stared at her, confused. "umm... the what now?" asked applebloom. "the human world? you know, that rainbow dash pony said that someone named twilight knew about it." "wait-we're here!" yelled scootaloo. "lets show her around!" "oh, well thats okay." said kylie "i actually have to-" "CMON! lets go." interrupted sweetie bell.

after a tour of the clubhouse that lasted forever, kylie and the 3 crusaders went down to pinkie pies house. "hey you guys!!" said pinkie  "oooh! whose the new filly?" "this is kylie" said scootaloo. "and she just joined the CCC!" "wow, really?" responded pinkie "you know what that means? LETS THROW A PARTYYY!!!" "we dont need to throw a party for this." said kylie "you do realize that, right?" "i know i dont HAVE too" said pinkie "but i WANT to! parties are the bestest thing EVER!!! come on, lets start!!" as kylie was getting pulled into all of this, she started to feel sympathy for jeff. "now i know what its like to not have anyone listen to me." thought kylie "when i get back..." her thoughts trailed off, as she realized that she may NEVER get to go back home. with all this going on, kylie started to break down and cry.