Your Shy Seduction

You can't believe it. You finally did it. You asked out Fluttershy and she said yes! Well, not exactly... it was more of a combination of squeaks, whine, blushing, and a short trip to the hospital when her bunny beat the shit out of you. But hey, you got a date with her!

You've really earned it, after all. Being the only human in Equestria was difficult at first. Racism, sexism, and even vegetarianism (dear lord, that was awful) was everywhere, but you kept pushing forward to get to where you are. Now you're the seventh element of harmony, vanquisher of evil, wielder of the master sword, seven inches, dating best pony Fluttershy, and assistant manager of the general store. Life is good. Life would be perfect, but you forgot your porn mags at home. Oh well!

Now it's time for that date, tiger. All dressed up, wallet full of hard-earned bits, and rearing to go. You have a few minutes before the date, so what are you going to do?

Talk to the mirror to wind down. Got to get those nerves calmed down.

Leave early. It's Ponyville, something is bound to happen on the way.