D.E.R.P.Y

by Satch

Rating: mature
Tags: Derpy Hooves, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Sex
Length: 7056

A Derpy/Raindrops erotic romance story attempt.

I stated "attempt" since I am bad with writing emotions due to a few syndromes as stated.
Anyhow, romance is my favorite genre to read. And this is about my best try at it. I know it lacks scenes, and is kinda oddly paced at times, but if you can overlook said flaws and the misplaced scenes and "notes", then please do give it a read.

And for those wondering: I went the "lesser mental disability" with Derpy. Or at least tried... I was aiming for a "rather clever, but has hard to formulate properly at times" and added "occasional stuttering". Also worth mentioning: This was made like, 8+ months ago or so. There two where my favorite ship back then for some reason, partially imagined them as Raindrops seeing past her visual defect and stuff like that. I know a line that sparked this whole thing was "My eyes might be crossed, but I can see clearly" or somewhere among those lines.

Anyhow, it's a clopfic with an attempt at humor and romance. I think I tried to hard at several parts, but whatever. Read if you want semi-silly shipping with sexual content and attempt at funny bits in it.

Oh, and lastly, this was actually supposed to be a flash game, or well, the story based on one. But due to several things, one of them being that we lost the lead, and only artist, it kinda plummeted down from there.

Published 2012-03-12 05:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-12 05:34:01 UTC

Chapter 1

D.E.R.P.Y (stand for something?)

“Ditzy happy that you could come today Raindrops! Ditzy have been planning for today for weeks now! I hope Raindrops like the invitation letter, Ditzy made it herself!”
Ditzy flopped around happily in her house as Raindrops trotted in through the door.
“Wouldn’t miss it for the Equestria/world Ditzy. Specially not since I read you had a surprise for me, and lots of fun plans for tonight too! Ooh, this is going to be so much fun.”

Raindrops squealed in excitement of what was about to happen. Despite not knowing anything of what was about to happen. She clopped her hooves together and smiled warmly at Ditzy.
This caused Ditzy’s heart to beat faster as her breathing increased in pace, a bright flush becoming visible on her cheeks.

“D-Ditzy hopes Raindrops will l-like what Ditzy have planned out f-f-for tonight... Ditzy took proportional expertise in deciding the activities we c-could do t-together...”
Beads of sweat began to appear on Ditzy’s forehead as she tilted sideways.
This peaked Raindrops interest even more, Ditzy only began to stutter when she was overly exited, or in any other way exhilarated about something. Raindrops genuinely wondered what could cause this much excitement in the grey pegasus.

“Y-you see... for quite some time now as we’ve known each other. We have grown to know each other fondly since we first met in flight school. We have been best friends! You never let my eyes bother you and... well, you see... it’s like this... Lately over these past months after you came back f-from your studies in Neigh Yokel... D-Ditzy have... Ditzy have...”

“Yes? Ditzy have?” Raindrops leaned forward expectantly.
Sweat was accumulating and descending rapidly from the mailmare at this point. She bit her lip as she was panting heavily, clearly she was really nervous about she was about to say.
“D... D-D.. Di-Ditz.. Ditzy j-just wanted t-t-to tell Rain-Raindrops... oh derp it!”

Ditzy firmly but quickly placed her lips against Raindrop’s while embracing her in a loving hug. Raindrops recoiled at the touch and broke it by jerking backwards in surprise.
“Woah... Ditzy... I um...”
Raindrops eyes darted across the room nervously as a slightly shocked expression crept across her face. Ditzy looked back at her with a mix of confusion and being hurt.

“Was Ditzy t-to expeditious? Raindrops wanted more c-cuddle first?” Ditzy exclaimed, tilting her head to the side. Her eyes seeming to stare into different directions like usually.
“Oh... It’s not that Ditzy, I like you and all I just... You just caught me by surprise really, and I didn’t know you liked me in that way. Seeing with Dinky and all I thought that you, you know...” Raindrops shifted her weight slightly.

“Raindrops right about that. Ditzy was with wonderful colt before he...-” Ditzy chocked a bit and her eyes started to glister “- but Ditzy have enough love for both stallions and mares!”
She smiled warmly and gently kissed her again, this time slowly.
Raindrops stood her ground this time, but she didn’t return the kiss either.

After several seconds, Ditzy noticed this and pulled back with a worried expression.
“Something the wrong friend?”
Raindrops placed a hoof on her shoulder and took a deep breath then gazed into her eyes with a sad look on her face.
“I... Ditzy I... I don’t know how to put this but... As far as I know, I’m not really into other fillies Ditzy... I’m really sorry but, I just don’t go that way.”

Ditzy’s worried look slowly turned into one of a broken heart, her eyes teared up and her lip quivered. She slowly started to pace backwards as the tears welled down her cheeks.
“B-b-but... Ditzy loves you... Ditzy have longed for this moment for months Ditzy even got nurse Dewflower to take care of Dinky for the weekend... so we could be here... together... alone... Ditzy have saved up for this day for ages...”
Ditzy managed to speak out between sobs and sniffs.

It was then Raindrops noticed the decor of the house, it hit her like a freight train.
She had no idea how the hay she could have possibly missed this when she walked in!
Hundreds of flower petals, spread all over the room, the look alone was enough to knock anypony onto their hind. But then came the scent... it was just gorgeous, the mix of fragrances, the variation, the diversity.

Then Raindrops eyes fell onto the candles, all the candles! There was dozens of them scattered around in the room. It took her a few moments to savor the moment and take it all in. It was then she noticed it: The candles, they were all numbers... and with different decoration, and... and all had a small frame in front of them containing either a picture, or a scribbled drawing. Of every notable moment in their lives.

The time they meet for the first time in flight camp... their first sleepover, their first play-date, the time she had broken her wing for the first time, Ditzy’s first birthday... she remembered it clearly... she had been the only guest... these pictures continued to the present day, ending with their latest meeting, the meteor shower.

Raindrops had noticed how the decoration of the frames was at first gloomy and dark, but then with each one, became more colorful, more happy as time went past, until the most recent ones which... which were covered in flowers, kisses and the latest one, a big heart.
She was abruptly snapped back to reality as Ditzy let out a audible sulk.

Raindrops looked back at the backing fellow pegasus feeling terrible. A lump started to gather in her chest as she saw her best friends crying her eyes out. Over her.
Thinking back on the past weeks, she suddenly remembered all the sings... how could she had been so blind? Oh Celestia. She had just dismissed all of them as mere coincidences.
She had always just seen her as her bestest friend.

The two ponies were running along the beach. Laughing together as they tumbled around in the sand. They’ve had a wonderful week down in the Gallopacos islands on their vacation. “Wow, you know Ditzy, this was even better then I had imagined! I never knew there was so much fun to do down here. And I have to thank you again for coming up with this idea.
If it weren’t for you, I would never had thought of the idea to save up for a trip here.”

“Spectacular exclamation/extravanca! Ditzy had tons of fun too. Ditzy glad Raindrops wanted to come along with her on vacation. But Ditzy positively saw a sea pony!”
Raindrops gigglesnorted as they trotted along the shore.
“I’m sure you did hun, I’m sure you did.”

They both laughed in unison as Raindrops tried to increased their pace into a gallop, but Ditzy suddenly tripped beside her own mane and came crashing into Raindrops which caused her to be swept of her feet by Ditzy. They both tumbled a few feet, rolling around over each other until they came to a halt, the grey mare ending up on the bottom of the two friends. Raindrops burst out laughing between the winded coughs from the event. But Ditzy just laid still with a sort of... shocked expression plastered on her.

Raindrops stopped laughing and tried to calm down. She looked quizzically at Ditzy.
“Are you alright dear? Something the matt-... Oh my gosh! Did you get hurt Ditzy?”
Sudden concern could be heard in her voice as she drastically stopped giggling, looking her fellow pegasus over with worry obvious in her eyes.
Ditzy lied still on the ground, her lip began to quiver as her face started to flush.

Raindrops suddenly could feel a sudden warmth... and something sticky on her left hind leg as she was inspecting her friend for any injuries. Chill ran down her spine as it hit her that she might have landed badly, wounding her friend. Or what if Ditzy had landed on a sharp rock? Or a shell? She gently lifted her leg as quickly as possible from wherever it now was, shuffling herself backwards to see where it had landed.

As Raindrops pulled of Ditzy and leaned down to inspect the gushing wound, she... quickly realized what it was... and it was far from a... *cough* wound.
Raindrops blushed heavily and averted her eyes trying to say something, to come up with some kind of excuse. But she just kept trailing of, to embarrassed to speak.

Ditzy slowly sat up as she regained her composure. She stared towards Raindrops with a shameful expression as her eyes darted back and forth. (If you can now call it that for Ditzy)
“I... um... didn’t mean to... have my... while she was gre-“
Raindrops cut her off in the middle of the sentence “It’s... it’s okay Ditzy. It was my fault, I shouldn’t have tried to gallop on this slippery surface. And well... don’t worry about... that other thing. It’s perfectly normal for a mare our age. *Ahem* I-I just hope I didn’t hurt you when I fell on you. Are you hurt anywhere dear?”

Ditzy scraped at the sand under her nervously.
“N-no... Raindrops just graced it. Ditzy just feels... uncomfortable. Last time someone touched Ditzy there, Ditzy got her precious little muffin.”
Ditzy’s expression cracked up into a little goofy smile as she thought of Dinky.

Raindrops allowed herself to giggle at this.
“Oh Ditzy, you have nothing to worry about. It takes both a stallion and a mare to make a foal you silly. Two fillies can just have fun without having to worry about that... or well, I’ve heard that there’s some sort of spell that can... but anyhow, the point is that we got nothing to worry about haha. Now come on Ditzy, we still have one more day left on our vacation”

And with that, Raindrops helped Ditzy up back on her legs, giving her a quick neck nuzzle before they started trotting again. The awkward moment starting to ebb away as they laughed at what just had happened, planning what they would do on the last day on these islands.

Flashback (playing at the beach, Raindrops lands on top of Ditzy)

Raindrops walked up to the crying mare, hugging her softly as she patted her back.
“Ditzy, I love you to, but as a friend. And I’d like to stay as your friend, if you still want me”
She tenderly nuzzles against Ditzy’s neck in an attempt to comfort her.
Ditzy’s tears slowly ebbed out. Her eyes being left being a bit red and puffy.

She slowly got out of the embrace and stared at Raindrops with a deadpan look on her face.
This caused Raindrops to flinch. She was not expecting to see her friend like that.
“D-Ditzy? Are you okay?” she said in a concerned tone.
“J-just... Just l-leave D-D-Ditzy alone... Ditzy wants to b-be alone w-with herself right now.”
“Are you sure? I ca-“
“JUST GO! LEAVE ME ALONE!” Ditzy scowled, fresh tears welling up.

Startled and taken aback by this, Raindrops fell on her haunches, tears starting to stream down her own eyes now as she looked into Ditzy’s.
She regained her composure after some seconds and crawled up onto her hooves and gloomily walked towards the door, glancing back towards Ditzy as tears were dripping onto the floor.

Raindrops quietly shut the door then slumped down against it.
It didn’t take long before she could hear Ditzy picking up where she left of and bawled her heart out. This tore at Raindrops heart as well. She didn’t want Ditzy to be sad, especially not since she had a hoof in causing her this misery...

Both mares stared up towards the starry sky, watching as the meteors fell. Their gazes fixed upon the night as it showered them in it’s endless beauty.
Raindrops, being a bit tired from delivering that stove to the wrong address... twice, yawned and leaned towards Ditzy, nuzzling against her mane as she admired the spectacle above.

Raindrops then felt something prod against her side gently. Then started to brush over her coat. She sleepily spun her head around, just in time to see her fellow pegasi’s wings unfolding, twitching slightly as they became unfurled. She then turned her eyes back to Ditzy, who had a sheepish smile on her face. If it had been brighter, it would have been possible to make out the moderate blush spreading across her face.

Ditzy then proceeded with folding her wings around Raindrops, huddling up against her, uttering a single word in glee: “Muuuffin...” as she could feel Raindrops warmth against her own. She stroked a hoof through Raindrops mane, causing her to shiver in delight.
“Heh.. oh Ditzy, I love how you... how yo... always... mnrff-“ the woozy pony’s head slumped down to the ground and was caught by Ditzy, who kept combing her mane delicately.

‘Ditzy had long wondered what Raindrops feeling for her was, but she was now certain she loved her as well. She had even heard her say it... at least she was going to say it before she had fallen asleep, right?’ She kept caressing the pegasus of her affection long into the night before she finally fell asleep beside her in a tight embrace.

Flashback, falls asleep together

Raindrops had lost track of time as she sat there, quietly sobbing to herself.
She was suddenly shook awake from her state by rather audible slamming noises.
Raindrops ears perked up and she tumbled up to her hooves with a jerk, slightly disoriented. Then proceeding barging in through the door.

She was met by the sight of Ditzy dizzily raising her head from the table, her eyes red and puffy from crying. And a small stream of blood coming out from her nostrils.
“Why you here Raindrops? Ditzy asked you to leave...” Ditzy coughed out.

“Ditzy loves her muffin! And my muffin loves me. But it’s not the kind of love Ditzy needs right now... Ditzy has needs to Raindrops know! Did that ever come to cross Raindrops mind? That your wall-eyed friend actually had needs to? Ditzy likes to... cuddle... to nuzzle and... and to make pleasures with another pony...”

Realisation hit Raindrops like a ton of anvils. She was ashamed to admit that she actually never thought of it that way.

“Most ponies just laugh at Ditzy, call her Derpy, makes fun of her in some way when I crash into thing, or just since my eyes look funny, or that I talk weird. There’s also nice ponies thou, Ditzy can’t deny that. By Celestia can Carrot Top cook... But none of you seem to realize that Ditzy got desires just like everypony else. Do Raindrops realize how hard it is for Ditzy to let off tension? When Ditzy not with Dinky, she’s out delivering mail, doing chores or... or spend time with friends... like Raindrops.”

Ditzy sighs and closes her eyes as she hangs her head low.

Both the pegasi giggled lightheartedly as they rolled around in the hay, neither was really sure however which one of them that had gotten the idea to sneak into Sweet Apple Acres apple cellar to sample some of the more yeast(?) apples. Raindrops could clearly not handle these to well as she laughed uncontrollably, stumbling around and thinking everything was so smooth.

“Ditzy thinks Raindrops have had enough apples for now. She is starting to become very onomatopoetic. And Ditzy knows that Rai-“
Ditzy is cut off as Raindrops slips on an apple and she stumbled against Ditzy, pressing her lips against hers. In response to this, Ditzy’s face immediately becomes flushed and her eyes shot open wide as she stands there flabbergasted.

After a few moments Raindrops regains her balance and pulls back.
“Oh Ditshy. Don’t be shilly. You know that you’re my numbher one ghal... hic! You know that... know that... you’d be the pony I’d go skiing with!”
Raindrops eyes flickers groggily and a goofy smile adorns her face right before she tips over and slumps unconsciously to the ground, her facial expression still in the same condition.

Ditzy remains in her posture as she simple stands there and blinks for a few moments, her eyes wandering around lazily as they always did when she got surprised, nervous or upset.
However a noisy ruckus coming from above yanked her back to reality as she started to panic. ‘What do I do? What do I do?’ was all Ditzy could think of as a pony barged in through the door with an audible force, causing her to jump into the air.

“Jus’ now what the hay is goin’ on down here?” Applejack asked with a stern look.
“I... I... we just... immaculate paper towels!” Ditzy exclaimed, flailing her arms around as she darted around in a circle around Raindrops.

“Oh... it’s you two... Ditzy Doo was it? And ah reckon that is Rain...hops yeah? In either way, ya do know you could have asked fer tha apples? Or jus waited till ah made cider outta most of em? But ah guess that's just to much ta ask fer now is it? Nopony ever does that it seems...”

Ditzy averted her eyes from Applejack’s glare, not looking her into her eyes. (something Applejack had a bit of problem with doing with Ditzy’s by standard)
“Ditzy sorry... we didn’t know to... we just wanted to do something different for this years summers set celebration, and Applejack has best apples, so we though you’d also have best... ‘walk funny fruit’!

(Flashback with kiss)

Raindrops placed a hoof on Ditzy’s shoulders supportively, then slowly planted her lips against hers. Ditzy’s eyes shot open wide in amazement.
“R-Raindrops? What are she doing? Ditzy knew you said she weren’t in-“
“Schhh... relax Ditzy. You of all ponies should know that it’s not your talents that makes me like you. It’s not your looks, your appearance or the fact that you’re a pegasus I became your friend for. It’s not your possessions that makes me want to spend time with you. It’s you being you, Ditzy. You’re a very special pony for those that can look past your exterior.”

Ditzy looked at Raindrops with a dumbfounded stare before Raindrops continued.
“As you might have noticed, I’m anything but superficial Ditzy. But yes, you are correct that I prefer stallions. But truth be told, I have never really considered mares as an option. But for you Ditzy, I’ll gladly make an exception. At least try it out once, it’s the least I can do.”
She gently pushed Ditzy over to the couch, motioning for Ditzy to have a seat, over there.

“B-but Raindrops! She can’t fre-“
Ditzy’s mouth is gently but quickly covered by a hoof.
“Just calm down Ditzy. Even it this isn’t what I prefer, you’re still a wonderful pony, and a true friend to me. Friends have to be there for each other. Even if they themselves are not interested in their... lets say ‘hobbies’.And you’re most likely the pony I know that deserve this the most. You’re caring and kind, and just give to others. You rarely ever get something done to, or for you. Just let me do this for you once at least. I will not take no for an answer!”

Ditzy nodded quietly in response.
Shortly after, Raindrops hoof started to slide down from where it was resting. Going across her neck, caressing it softly. down to her chest... down to her stomach... down to...
Ditzy let out a mix of a moan and a whimper at the touch as it reached it’s destination.

As Ditzy’s scream ebbed out, she slumped back down on the couch. All of her limbs going limp as she was panting heavily.
“R-Raindrops... extrapolate... happiness... bliss... muffin!”
Raindrops giggled in response to this. “Oh Ditzy, you’re so cute when you’re nervous... oh right, now I did it again didn’t I? But you know what? Forget that whole ‘let me do this for you once’ thing Ditzy” Raindrops exclaimed, a sly grin spreading across her face.

“M-muffin?” Ditzy’s eyes were full of confusion, and a hinge of sadness started to spread across her face as she titled her head.
“I think I have to extent that offer to more then once my dear Ditzy. That is of course, if you don’t mind...” she planted a kiss on Ditzy’s nose.

~The Derp

MLP-FiM, the world Equestria and all characters (C) Hasbro
Fic and barely mentioned/noticed OC (C) me

Author notes: This fic was really hard for me to write. Mainly due to a creativity block.
But the idea for it started with me wanted to see a sensual Ditzy-Raindrop fic. With none within sight, I decied to make my own. Choosing to do one of my favorite types of fics: Sad/Shipping.

It was also hard to make out the characters personality, and since I bluntly refuse to go out of character, or against the lore of the ponyverse. I had to think and contemplate allot on what’d fit for both ponies. Another problem was also “Derpy”, since she is confirmed to be quite aloof and well, ditzy. The question was just “how much is enough”?

I later decided that somewhere in the middle would do. I went through the few “standard” Derpy models available. The “mute” one was out of the question due to... well, I’d just have to hard to write out her feelings through the use of empathy. The derped one was also out of the question, since I just see her as lightly to moderately mentally challenged. (and same problem as the mute one would have)

Stammering and “normal” was also tossed aside. Stammering since I just imagined reading her talking like that would just get repetitive and annoying after a while. And normal was also out of the question, since my original “moral/message” I wanted to get along was that people with disabilities have feelings to. (“those” kind of feelings, as well as “normal” ones)

I hope it was enjoyable to a certain degree anyhow. I really tried my best with this one.
Unlike my past two fics and the two half finished fics, I really wanted this one to be successful.
Hopefully I will have managed to make a decent fanfic with an at least moderate impact, despite my kinda flawed writing skills and social incapability of empathy.

But yeah, for those wondering: (or if anyone is even reading the “credits” heh) the personalities I tried to implement was for Raindrops was quite aloof, friendly, caring and spaced out. Not paying much attention to things (also a bit of my inability for empathy was tossed in her, which hints towards her lack of perception for Ditzy’s feelings)

And when it came to Derpy I tried to make her cheerful, energetic, “ditzy” and easily flabbergasted. Constantly trying to understand the situation. (I also gave her nervous tics, which I am well familiar with how they work. When she got worked up, she started stammering, and blurting out “big words” which were quite unfitting for her character, and the situation) And of course, her trademark wall-eyed ness. Which felt kinda needed heh...

Notes: Ditzy’s eye’s aliened perfectly for a few seconds as her whole body quivered in ecstasy.

Raindrops “Heh, just because I prefer stallions doesn’t mean I don’t know what a mare likes. I am one after all you know?

Ditzy huddles up close to Raindrops, murmuring softly with a joyful smile on her face.
As they broke the kiss, a trail of saliva connected their lip to each other.

Ditzy suddenly leaped on top of Raindrops, pinning her to the ground.
As she was taken by surprise, Raindrops was easily overpowered by the mailmare. As she was forced down, Ditzy pressed her lips tightly against Raindrops. She felt a strange sensation coarse through her body as she struggled against it in shock of what had just happened.

She could feel Ditzy’s tongue intruding in her mouth, easily penetrating her unsuspecting lips as it coiled around her own tongue, slithering about inside of her mouth. After several uncomfortable and strangely appealing seconds (which had felt like hours for Raindrops). Ditzy suddenly pulled off her, a shameful expression covering her face.

“D-Ditzy sorry... this not me... Ditzy not know what came over her... me just... muffin capacitor! Sorry... Ditzy just has hard to talk when excited or nervous as Raindrops know...”
Ditzy looked down with a sob. Using a hoof to trace a circle on the ground.

Possible ending: After several hours the two mares slumped down exhausted onto the bed, breathing slowly. They both were sore all over, but filled with a pleasant afterglow of it all.
Despite how much her muscles ached, Ditzy leaned over and kissed Raindrops tenderly on the lips as she gently stroked her cheek.

“That... that was amazing Raindrops... Ditzy can’t remember the last time she felt this good.”
Raindrops just murmured weakly in response, trying to response to the kiss to the best of her ability as she could in her current condition. Raindrops had never had much of a constitution for long periods of strenuous activity, but she had somehow had the endurance to keep up with Ditzy to satisfy her needs. She could however feel the exhaustion creeping in on her by now, taking it’s tool on her fatigued body as she drifted into sleep with a giant smile on her face.

Ditzy watched the mare next to her pass into a quiet slumber and placed one last kiss onto the pegasus forehead, inhaling deeply as she did. She could feel the rich variety of scents in the vicinity, some stronger then others. One of which she could feel was strongest, coming from the filly in front of her. She smirked widely as she took it in. Ditzy decided she would admire the sleeping pony for a while before she’d go to sleep herself.

Ditzy blushed slightly as she thought of the night’s escapades. Her muscles and limbs were all sore from over-use. But not like the strain she felt after flying to much with heavy parcels. This was more intense and painful, but in a good way. It left a strange mix of soreness and pleasure. She had never seen Raindrops lacking stamina as a weakness thou, she found it cute in some way. Nopony was complete without some sort of flaw.

It didn’t matter if it was giving it her best for a few hours, or if she was just lazily sorting packages. Raindrops always faltered after around two hours. No matter the circumstances.
Ditzy had been impressed that she had lasted longer this time around, but she did not complain. She enjoyed every minute of it. She’d have wanted it to last even longer, but poor Raindrops was close to collapse by the time they broke it up.

Ditzy giggled to herself quietly as she huddled up to Raindrops.
In the short while it took her to pass over into the world of dreams, she had time to realize exactly how covered in sweat they were... at least she thought it was all sweat...
A tranquil silence soon hung over the small house as the last of the candles burned out.

Additional possible ending: Raindrops was violently pulled out from her sleep as her whole body trembled and jerked in sudden spasms. She was breathing rapidly trying to make out what had just happened. As her vision became less hazy, she could make out a certain grey pegasus with the blond mane wearing a cheerful smile.

“Morning love!” Ditzy exclaimed proudly, licking her lips.
As things stopped spinning completly, Raindrops could make out Ditzy fully. Her mane disheveled, her eyes... symetric oddly enough for once and... she suddenly noticed that her fur was matted around her mouth, as if it was covered in some sort of fluid, as is Ditzy had pla-

Raindrops eyes shot wide open as she puller herself to sit up straight. Just now managing to put two and two together as she realized what Ditzy had done. Raindrops blushed furiously and covered her face with her hooves. Ditzy simply placed a gentle hoof on hers, pulling them away from her face, then lifting her up to eye-contact using her other hoof on Raindrops chin.

“I said: Morning love. Did you sleep well?” a mischievous grin spread across her face.
“Oh right heh... yesterday did really happen didn’t it? I was almost afraid it was just the best dream I had ever had...” a smirk spreading across her own face as well.
Raindrops suddenly seemed to recall something and looked away flustered.

“Um... Ditzy? I have to confess a thing... make that two actually... I’ve lied to you...”
“M-muffin?” Ditzy’s eyes were full of confusion, and a hinge of sadness started to spread across her face as she titled her head.
“First off, I think I will have to extent that offer to more then once my dear Ditzy. That is, of course if you don’t mind...” she planted a kiss on Ditzy’s nose.

Ditzy’s worried look was instantly washed away and she let out a sigh of relief.
“Of course my dear muffin, I consent to that request”
Ditzy gazed dreamily into Raindrops eyes, her look was longing but patient.
She suddenly remembered herself and shook her head breifly.

“What was the other thing you wanted to tell Ditzy?”
“*Cough* Well.. you see... that was actually my... my first time...”
“It was Raindrops saywhat now?”
“That was, my first time with anypony...”
“First time what?”
“You know... that...”
“Eating muffins in bed?”
“No! ‘That’... you know? ‘that’... what we did yesterday.”
“... combing another mares mane?”
“*Facehoof* No Ditzy! I’m talking about.. about sex...
“Oh! ... oohhh... But Raindrops, Ditzy have heard you talk about having sex lots of times with the other ponies down at the postal office!”
“Well yeah... I lied... I just dind’t want to be left out... everypony else had done it so... I didn’t want to be the last... I didn’t want to be ridiculed for not taking the step into marehood.”
“Oh, silly Raindrops. Ditzy doesn’t care. If she would, would she have even tried to make sweet, sweet pleasure to Raindrops if she did? It’s not a big deal dear. Everypony takes their own time with it. There’s no need to rush it if you’re not ready.”
“Yeah... I guess so... thanks Ditzy, you have no idea how much this means to me...”

Raindrops smiled softly and placed a hoof on Ditzy’s neck, gently rubbing it.
“Hey... Ditzy? What do you say about doing some, ‘morning gymnastics’?”
Ditzy pondered for a moment before she understood it, and just replied with a sheepish grin. Pouncing upon Raindrops carefully as they both rolled around on the floor giggling.

Alternative ending (for those that dislike “falling asleep in each others embrace” endings)

“D-Ditzy... I’m... I’m going to...”
Raindrops managed to blurt out through heavy panting and groans.
“Yes! That’s it! Come for me my naughty little..- muffin?”
“MOMMY!”
“Aah! YES! I’M COM- wait what?”

Raindrops felt herself being dropped to the floor harshly as she reached her peak.
She twitched and spasmed on the ground after slamming down to it on her haunces, her moment completely ruined as most of the pleasure was reduced to near nothing from the interruption. Raindrops glared to the location of the sound utterly frustrated.

Her anger quickly faded as it was transformed into pure embarrassment as she met the eyes of a little unicorn filly, with teary eyes as big as saucers.
“Mommy! Why are you and miss Raindrops fighting?! Please stop fighting! I don’t want you to stop seeing each other. I really like it when we’re out toghether playing!”

The two mares stares at each other dumbfounded, severely flabbergasted.
They looked down to the crying filly, then back to each other, then back to the filly.
Breaking the awkward silence was another mare trotting in through the door.
“Hey Ditzy, I hope you don’t mind if I drop Dinky off an hour early, I let her run in advance after we crossed the hill. You see, I have this patient I need to go visit by her cottage, she appar-“ Dewflower stopped dead in her tracks at the sight that met her.
After the initial shock had subsided, she slowly started backing out, not breaking eyecontact.

Saucy parts:

“How shall we do this then Ditzy? What do you want to... do first?”
Ditzy answered by pressing her lips towards hers, embracing her in a tight hug. Wrapping her legs around her neck and closing her eyes as she just stood there, savoring the moment.
Raindrops cheeks immediately became even more flustered and her ears flickered.
After what felt like an eternity, Ditzy finally withdrew from the lightly shivering mare.

“Oh my... o-okay then, y-you just lead the way then dear?”
Ditzy nodded enthusiastically and gave her a quick lick on the chin. As she gazed longingly into her eyes, Ditzy began to carass her mane tenderly moving in for another kiss. This time however, Raindrops was more prepared and met her lovers eager lips with her own. Their second kiss seemed to work better as she was anticipating it this time. She moved one of her own hoofs up to Ditzy’s mane and stroked it gently. Receiving a happy murmur in response.

They kissed and caressed each other for several minutes. Swapping position and placement, whispering short tender words in each others ears. Softly nibbling of said ears. The warmth of their breaths hot on their fur. Raindrops could feel the knot in her stomach transforming into something else. A sort of longing heat inside of her. With her breathing increased as well as a rising pressure building up in between her thighs.

The feeling wasn’t completly foreign to her, she often had it as she... ‘took care of herself’. But this one was different... it was far more intense, stronger. She felt lightheaded, tingly all over her body. Oh Celestia, she wanted to feel Ditzy close to her, feel the touch of her...
Raindrops shifted her weight impatiently, she didn’t expect her to be the one to give in to her urges, neither this fast either, but dammit, she wanted it, NOW. She wanted... no, needed to feel Ditzy against herself. Her vulva almost burnt with anticipation as it pulsated strongly.

“So... lets get started shall we?”
Raindrops slowly walked towards the bed with shaky steps, her breathing and heartbeats speeding up the closer she got. As she reached her destination she laid down on the bed and splayed herself open, presenting her goods to Ditzy with a crimson flush on her face.
Ditzy’s jaw hit the floor at the sight she took in, she stood there for what felt like an enternity.
She started to feel a mixture of disappointment and awkwardness as she laid there.

“Ahem... well? Aren’t you going to do something dear?”
Raindrops murmured and bit her lower lip, shuffling around uneasy on her back.
“Um... Ditzy does not know how to... Raindrops know... do that... last time Ditzy did, stallion took the lead, Ditzy just followed. And well... we’re both mares, so how do we?”
Raindrops just stared at Ditzy in a bit of mixed shock and flabbergasting. Mouth agape.
“You... don’t know how to... oh for crying out loud Ditzy! With all this planning and absolutely wonderful decoration and, and... well about everything, and you didn’t even check into ways of how two mares can be intimate with each other?”

“... Muffin?”
Ditzy forced a big grin as she reached out a muffin towards Raindrops.
One of Raindrops eyes twitches slightly before she facehoofs.
“Aauuugh! Fine, Ditzy, get your flank over here this instant”
Ditzy put the muffin back on the plate that wasn’t there a second ago and skipped over to where Raindrops was exposing her privates to her with a stern look.

“Derp?”
Ditzy exclaimed in a adorable tone which made Raindrops heart flutter a little. She didn’t know why, but Ditzy was just so cute when she was clueless at times.
“Get on your back Ditzy. I’m going to try and get us started... I hope”
Ditzy just tilted her head and looked like she was deep in thought, her eyes trailing off again.
Raindrops sighed and got up on her hooves again, grabbing Ditzy by the shoulders and tossing her down on the bed before proceeding to slide down to level with her package.

“What is Raindrops going doing down there?”
Raindrops placed her hooves on Ditzy’s inner thighs, gently trying to caress them. But her hooves were trembling and her teeth chattering, she was so nervous.
“I... I’m going to give you o-oral Ditzy *gulp* at least try to...”
Ditzy looked puzzled. Despite that she wanted this more then anything right now, she had to admit that finding out some more about sex would have been a good idea before putting her plan into action. Ditzy felt kinda stupid not doing it, but it seemed like Raindrops had a hunch of what to do. At least it looked like it.

Ditzy examined Raindrops facial expression as sweat started to gather at it rapidly, she breathed faster and Ditzy could see she was shivering all over.
“Are Raindrops okay? Raindrops looks a little... apprehensive to say the least. Also, what is ‘oral’ by the way? Ditzy thinks she’s heard of it before...”
Raindrops attempt of concentration was broken once more as she glanced up towards her.
“... really? Okay Ditzy... seriously, I’M supposed to be the vir- I mean inexperienced here! *Sigh* I know you can’t understand how anxious I am about this, but at least try to take this more seriously, for me, please?”

Ditzy fidgeted a little before replying.
“Okay my honey-blossom, you’re my forty-two. (in lack of a better more romantic word/sentence, really want her to say something really deep and romantic here) for you...”
Ditzy smiled warmly, running a hoof along her cheek, causing Raindrops to blush.
“R-right... now let me just try doing this. Just tell me if it feels bad ok?”
Shakily she stuck out her tongue and nervously prodded against Dizty’s lush labia. Ditzy let out a gasp as the slender tongue brushed against her sensitive slit.

Raindrops let out a shy squeak and recoiled once she heard Ditzy gasp.
“Wh-what? Did I do something wrong? Did that feel uncomfortable?”
“N-no, that felt... felt special. Made Ditzy feel t-tingly in her happy place...”
“O..okay then... I’ll try again...”
Raindrops hadn't had much time to savor the taste she had felt, but from the brief moment she had, it didn’t seem like it could taste that bad after all.

She stuck out her tongue once again, taking several deep breaths, inhaling the scent of Ditzy’s marehood. It was kind of strong, but not overwhelming. She looked at the glistening vulva in front of her, Ditzy’s delicate flower, she had entrusted her with it... She had to try her best to please her. ‘Ok... stop foaling around, just do it already’. She closed her eyes and stuck her tongue out at the base and pushed it against her flesh and gave a it a clumsy lick all the way up to the top, crossing over Ditzy’s exposed and throbbing clitoris.

Ditzy arced back at the sudden jolts of pleasure that coursed through her.
“Sweet muffin, YES!”
She wriggled around and bucked her hips upwards, riving in pleasure. Most being mental. Since she know it was Raindrops doing it, trying her bestest to please her, a simple mail mare. Ditzy didn’t know if she was perhaps a bit to exited over this, or if she was to easy to please. But she didn’t care, Ditzy loved it in either way. She was being loved back.

Was it... was it really that simple? Raindrops had gotten the impression that sex would be really difficult and take months of practice to even be moderately decent at it. But perhaps she had stressed up over nothing? This seemed like it’d go great as long as she tried her best.
She gave another lap, this time her eyes open, and another, and then another...
Ditzy was quivering softly with her tongue hanging out of her mouth. This felt really good she had to admit, she never knew a tongue could feel this good... nor that it apparently a common procedure use their tongue on another ponys pleasure place.

As the minutes passed by, Raindrops got more confident in her technique, licking away with more tenderness and care then before. And Ditzy seemed to like it. She panted, and moaned and squirmed from her touch, and she loved it. She never knew how satisfying it could be to cause somepony these amounts of pleasure.
“Anh.. Ditzy is starting to feel funny in her lower muffin... pleasures will be inniment...”
Ditzy placed her hoofs on top of Raindrops head and was now panting heavily.

Was she really going to come? Oh gosh, this was so exiting! The mere thought of getting to bring her best friend over the edge rilled her up immensely and she started to ponder on how she’d best archive it. Then it came to her, and a grin spread across her face.
“I’m going to try something Ditzy, just stop me if it gets to intense ok?”
“Ditzy just whinnied in response, nodding down towards Raindrops”

Raindrops exhaled and got ready for what she was about to do.
She placed her lips around Ditzy’s button, enveloping it with her warm flesh, nudging it with her tongue. Twirling it around playfully as she applied a weak suction on it.
Ditzy cried out in pleasure, pushing her head down into her crotch with her hooves.
“Sweet muffing of derp! Ditzy is going to... going to.. derp, DERP!”
Her hind legs bucked and twitched as her orgasm rocked through her body, casing powerful contractions to work their way inside of her.

(again, sorry for the mess, but really have no motivation or ideas of how to patch this up)