Ace in Exile

When I came around the first thing I notice is that I was laying in a softest bed in the world. The sheets causing warmness in my chest, like having a warm bath. I could hear the wind blow through the trees making the leaves rustle. Opening my eyes only for the suns unforgiving rays to assault them. I lifted my arm to block them until my eyes adjusted to the light. When my eyes did I looked around the room, the wallpaper was white with a oak nightstand that had my revolver on it, a dresser and wardrobe to my left and a balcony strait in front of me. Lifting the covers I noticed I was nude, covering my private area I had not noticed somepony come in. I opened the dresser and looked through it only to find nothing.

*cough*

I froze in my spot, slowly turning around Midnight was behind me.

"Looking for these~?" she asked in a sexual tone lifting my clothes.

"Um... yes." I said walking over still covering my privates.

"Oh, so soon to get clothed? The night is still young, we could..." she drifted off with lust in her eyes getting closer to me, we were the same height if not I was a few inches taller. My cheeks rushed with blood.

"Wait a bloody minute, I'm still a virgin and I'm keeping it for a long time!" I said.

"Well then your lucky that Canterlot Heat hasn't started yet." she said handing me clothes.

"Canterlot what?" I asked grabbing them.

"Canterlot Heat... what does your kind not have a heat cycle?"

"No..."

"Also I forgot to ask, are you ruled by Royalty?"

"Not really, the days of Kings and Queens has come to an end. Our Queen is just a figure head for tradition."

"Anyway, for killing 6 Day Guards you will have to be punished." she said.

"As long as it doesn't involve anything sexual or taking away my Spitfire and revers engineering it. That would be a huge security breach." I said walking over to the night stand and picking up my pistol.

"My punishment is you have to be a guard to replace those you killed in that attack and you have to go with me and Princess Luna everywhere." she said.

"Doesn't sound that bad." I said.

5 Minutes Later in Canterlot Bathing Rooms...

I was holding a towel with a huge sulk on my face. I didn't think she meant Everywhere!

A While Later...

After a nosebleed we made our way to the throne room for the 'dreaded' Night court. I was standing beside Luna's throne ignoring the urge to scratch my legs. Luna was Celestia's sister. She was like Celestia but shorter and dark blue, her hair was a night sky blue with stars in her mane. To say she looked beautiful was an understatement. She was amazing... heh to bad I'm a different species. Anyway she wore a black dress like Celestia's with a moon on the upper chest and a white star on her right hip. Lets just say that she was curvy and... what am I thinking?! She's a different a race!

"And if we high the taxes we will have a better income for the nobles." I just stared at him for a moment.

"This wankers an idiot!" I said gesturing to him.

"What did you say?" said the Noble in a threatening me. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Forgive me, Princess but *cough* I couldn't hold it in." I said through the coughing.

"Princess, surly you can't let this creature be a guard!" he yelled.

"I can, I am the Princess after all." Luna said.

The noble walked out the room in a hurry, I just turned my head side to side smiling.

"How do you deal with them?" I asked.

"I just try to ignore them the best I can."

The rest of the night was uneventful, mostly Nobles complaining about stupid things like money, civilians, and one time Luna herself! I kicked him out though and I mean literally! We walking down the halls to somepony named Blueblood and what Luna told me that he can be an Ass.

"I've noticed something, why are all the Guards mares and I have only seen a few stallions?" I asked.

"Because mares are physically superior to males and only 1/10 foals are stallions. Is it not that way in your world?"

"No, there are more females or mares than 'stallions' but males are usually if not always soldiers." I said.

"Why would you send lower numbers into battles than larger numbers?" she asked.

"I don't know, but I guess it's due to males are more prone to violence than females." I said. "Anyway, your sure that no one will get near my Spitfire? Because it's going to need a hangar."

"Hanger?"

"A place where I can store my aircraft for the time being away from eyes and the elements."

"Oh..." she was silent for some time before an idea poped into her head. "We could use the ball room!" she said out loud.

"Sounds good enough to me, but if my Spitfire starts to dance on its own don't blame it on me."

She opened the door with her magic where we came across a scene. Blueblood as I guessed was yelling at a maid.

"And get it right next time!" he said before slapping her across the face.

"HEY!" I yelled out running at him.

"What is that thing! Guards seize it!" he yelled but the Guards didn't move. I was helping the maid up.

"Just shut up you bloke! You caused enough damage by your stupidity anyway." I said.

"You dare insult me?! Guards arrest him! I wan't him executed!" the Guards held as I helped the maid to the side. "Luna what is the meaning of this?!" he yelled. I ran up to him.

"Piss Off!" I yelled in his face. Meanwhile Celestia and Luna was just watching it happen. They were just surprised that someone was standing up to him. I was slapped across the face. Turning slowly to him, his face was full of smugness thinking he had authority over me. The only one that had authority was Luna, Celestia, the Queen, and Higher ranking officers of a Human military. Grabbing him by the neck I lifted him into the air. "Now, where is a good window I can throw his out?" I said looking around.

"Garrison, I think he has had enough. Put him down." said Celestia. Letting him go he fell to the ground landing on his bum.

"Yes, Princess... the only few who has authority over me." I said walking to her side.

"Now Blueblood... what is so important that you needed to interrupt me?" she said rubbing her temples.

"I was going to complain about the slaves but..." he was cut off by me.

"SLAVES?! Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! He did not just say that!" I said walking towards him but Celestia stopped me.

"Continue..." she said.

"Like I was going to say, until that thing you call a 'guard' attacked me. You honestly can't allow this thing to walk if not live!" 'Bluebutt' said.

"Oh, I'm sorry for ruining your 'little word'. Reality called me, she wants me to punch you in the face and that's what I'm here to do." I said. The tension was so thick you could smell it.

"Both of you shut it!"she yelled.

"Yes Ma'am." I said coming to full attention.

"Know your place freak." he said while getting.

"Bloody Hell! How thick is this block?!" I said, Celestia gave me a glare that could kill. "I need a coffee..."

After that we started to heading for the library.

"I think I'm going to start calling him Bluebutt..." a said out of the blue.