It was a beautiful sunny day when Iron Will went into the Ponyville Hotel. He walked up to the desk and talked to the pony who worked there and she gave Iron Will his room key, which was room 2.
Iron will went to the elevator, pressed the button, and waited awhile. When the elevator finally opened, he saw three small fillies, the Cutie Mark Crusaders. He walked into the elevator and turned to notice that nearly all of the buttons have been pressed. Iron Will turned to get out, but it was too late. The elevator door had shut.
They went up to Room 4. On the opposite wall, written in what either looked like silly string or toothpaste, said:
"Brush. Brush. Brush. Brush. Brushing everywhere. Colgate was in the center of the room masturbating with her trademark toothbrush.
Next they went to Room 9. Button Mash was being molested by his mother. The overworld theme of Super Mario Bros. was heard in the background. Iron Will realized that it could only go downhill from here. Screaming and a ripping sound were heard just before the elevator door closed.
They stopped next at Room 17. A tall, pale pony in a black suit with no face was quietly watching them until the elevator door shut once again.
Their next stop was Room 13. Inside was a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.
Next, they stopped at Room 21. Inside, Rarity was making sweet, sweet love to one of her dress models. Honestly, it was pretty hot.
Then, they stopped at Room 6. Inside was a picture of Princess Luna eating a cheese wheel. Iron Will thought it seemed quite abstract.
They then stopped at Room 14. The elevator door opened to reveal another elevator. Nopony stepped into the other elevator because of the Smilin' Sphere that was in it. Just looking at the thing was creepy.
They went up to Room 23. They looked inside and saw multiple Pinkie Pies. In fact there were too many Pinkie Pies.
The next went down to Room 7. Inside was countless Pewdiepies. This time, there were too many Pewdiepies.
They went down to Room 5. Inside, Applejack was licking Rainbow Dash's erect nipples. "Those nipples look so rock hard" Iron Will thought.
Next, they stopped at Room 32. SnowDrop was dancing around the room shouting "I can see!" She poked her head into the elevator and shouted it once more. The elevator door closed around her small neck, causing her head to pop off in a bloody mess. This caused the Cutie Mark Crusaders to scream in terror. Iron Will held onto the dead filly's head.
When they made their next stop, Room 18, Iron Will tossed SnowDrop's decapitated head into the purple and black void. The head was savagely ripped apart by the dark, swirling vortex.
They made their next stop at Room 11. There was a stallion in a grey trenchcoat in the room holding something out in his hoof. "Hey, little girls, want some candy?" the stallion said. The Cutie Mark Crusaders took the candy without any incident.
Their next stop was Room 33. They saw nothing but only heard "Nope... Just Chuck Testa."
They didn't see anything at Room 37 either. They just heard:
"Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis."
until the elevator door closed, removing them from the strange room.
The next time the elevator door opened, they were at Room 19. All they could see was Giygas.
The elevator door opened next at Room 36. It was hard to describe what they saw. Truly... there was Diamond... diamond everything.
Next, they stopped at Room 20. There was nothing but white space everywhere, as if the room was a fresh canvas just waiting to be painted. Nopony stepped outside, all of them in fear of falling into an infinite white abyss.
They next stopped at Room 5. Inside, Twilight Sparkle was ramming her horn directly into Trixie's flank. Fluttershy was watching from the corner of the room and said "Nature is so fucking metal." as she joined in, turning the love-fest into a three-way.
They went up to Room 12. Inside was Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. Shining Armor was thrusting his large, thick, throbbing stallionhood in and out of Cadence's backside. In and out. In and out. In and out. Faster and faster until both Shining Armor and Princess Cadence screamed in ecstacy as they reached climax.
They went down to Room 1. It was a room full of baby changelings. In the corner of the room was Chrysalis giving birth to another baby. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And then the elevator door closed.
Next, they went to Room 7. Inside was a basket. Inside the basket, there were seven orange balls with stars on them. Around the basket was a pentacle drawn with chalk .
They went up to Room 20. Octavia and Vinyl Scratch were farting in each other's mouths. Somehow, the two of them were enjoying it, but it stank real bad. The elevator door closed just as Octavia brought out a cup.
Next the went to Room 34. In this room they saw Rarity giving Spike a blowjob. Spike really looked like he was enjoying Rarity's sweet mouth on his hard cock. Rarity's head went up and down on Spike's shaft while he fingered her nipples.
They next went to Room 37. In the room was a snake inserting its tail into a chicken's rear end.
Their next stop was Room 40. Inside, Celestia was getting the shit railed out of her by Flash Sentry. Her royal flank was taking quite a beating. In fact, Iron Will even saw some blood trickle out.
About ten minutes later, they made it to Iron Will's destination, Room 2. When Iron Will stepped out of the elevator he ran directly to his bed, got under the covers, and he started to cry.
