If I came to Equestria - Poem
If I came to Equestria, I would be scared.
A new place, just out of the blue, new faces,
perhaps I would cry, miss my home, but I would embrace it,
for it would be my new home.
If I came to Equestria, I would see.
The princess, she would see what stranger that came to her land,
perhaps I would see her sister, the mistress of the moon,
they would ask me of who I am.
If I came to Equestria, I would say.
Kristoffer is my name, I come from strange places, were we walk on two legs,
I would tell them what I know of them, they would be frightened,
perhaps ask me where I knew all of this, I would tell all I know
who knows they might want to know more.
If I came to Equestria, I would play.
Play the pieces that have a special place in my heart.
The rivers of love from a Korean pianist, pieces by deaf composers,
perhaps some thing from my childhood, they might enjoy it.
They might support me on my path of a musician.
If I came to Equestria, I would live.
In the peaceful lands of Ponyville, a place of solitude where my mind could rest,
perhaps I would become neighbor to one of those six we all know so well.
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie maybe Fluttershy.
Or someone entirely different.
If I came to Equestria, I would witness.
Pinkies famed parties, for simply moving in, Twilight would have received Celestias letters,
as cryptic as they might be, there would be soda, sarsaparilla,
perhaps cupcakes.
It would be an evening we all would love.
If I came to Equestria I hope.
That they can respect, that I would love to be their friends,
but I cannot always be with them, my brain cannot handle take social gathering,
I would be stressed, grow ill or worse, but I have faith in them,
they are understanding, tolerant and perfect for a human like me.
If I came to Equestria, I hope that I
Would see the other side of those around me,
perhaps the less comfortable side, rainbow might come out if the closet
if it exist, Pinkie would have another breakout.
If I saw it I would let them let it all out on me for that
is what a real friend does.
If I came to Equestria, I would have days,
where everything would go wrong, i would not be able to thing, write
perhaps even play, i would think of suicide, drinking or other ways of hurting myself
until my friends came along and said to me that everything will be allright.
If I came to Equestria, I would write.
My own stories, my own music, for the joy of others and my own
perhaps i would get famous, maybe not, either way I don't care
I breathe for every note i play and hope others do the same.
If I came to Equestria, I would work.
For Applejack at the farm, bucking the apples, carrying the goods,
perhaps get a share, befriend Big Mac and maybe get to know the family better.
Because the best family is the one that sticks together.
If I came to Equestria, I would do.
Favors all around, I cannot help it,
I believe that those who do good deserves good
perhaps one day I would learn to say no,
but i would be kept busy until them.
If I came to Equestria, I would be.
Asked to come and play for others, for rich, for poor
perhaps for royals, for weddings, i would see true lovers
walk down the alter and kiss as they say yes, making me smile.
If I came to Equestria, Other would.
Ask me of what i am, were i come from, what i eat
perhaps schools would invite me in to see
how i work.
If I came to Equestria, I would hope that.
I could learn the illusive arts of magic, how to move thing around with my mind,
perhaps create matter out of the blue, if not then I would be happy with just
making myself stronger, but knowing the princess right,
I might be able to strike a deal
If I came to Equestria, it would be hard to.
eat like they do, for i love meat but they do not,
in fact they would be frightened but in the end
they will accept me for i will accept them.
If I came to Equestria, there would be.
Ponies i would not like,
perhaps despite, for they do nothing for others than themselves
their interests and simple joys
If I came to Equestria, I would possibly
get to date Lyra, the human loving pony, DJ P0N3Y
perhaps Octavia for we share the passion of music.
Or if Celestia really would like to troll me it would end in a love triangle.
If I came to Equestria, some days I would
Think of my family, friends,
perhaps even the people i dont like, do they miss me, are the looking for me
or have the given up and grieves my disappearing.
If I came to Equestria, I may
See the one chaotic thing after another, I would cover, be scared
perhaps break down, but eventually i would grow strong and
the ponies would perhaps seek shelter behind me.
If I came to Equestria, I would.
Outlive many of my friends, for a human live three times longer than a pony.
I would shed a tear in their memory, say a proper goodbye with their children,
perhaps say good bye to them with their children, but I would also be reminded,
that the princesses would be there for me.
If I came to Equestria, I would die.
Happily, in peace, they way I wanted to, they would remember me for, my pieces,
perhaps my own grandchild would live to seem my passing and say:
“Good by grandpa and thanks for everything.”