HATE VS PONIES

Darkness, pain, anger, death, and...hatred are all I feel. 'Where am I?' I thought while trying to open my eyes, or at least move a finger, but only failed and stayed blind and paralyzed. 'What the fuck! Why cant I do anything!?' I started to panic. I remained like this for what felt like years.

"Ah, so you must be the one that will serve me." spoke a demonic voice.

"Who's there!? Where am I!?" I yelled but the voice didn't answer. I was beginning to lose it. "ANSWER ME DAMN IT!!" I screamed.

"Hmm, I sense much anger in you. Yes, you will be perfect." said the voice before he started chuckling like a mad man.

"What are you talking about? Perfect for what? WHERE AM I!?" I yelled.

"You are in my domain. I have summoned you here to offer you a second chance in a new life."

"A second chance?" I asked and calmed down a bit. "Ok, I've seen the movies, what's the catch?"

"Well it's quite simple, you are to find a artifact that has imprisoned me here and free me." the voice said.

"Why me though? I'm just some regular guy."

"Wong, you are more than just a human. You are a pillar of hatred and evil. Your just what I need."

"Hm, sounds good, but do you mind if I see who you are. Also, I would love it if I was able to move." I said while feeling an itch on my ass that was really getting to me.

"Of course." I soon felt a strange tingle move through my entire body then to my brain. I began to slowly get up and then slowly opened my eyes to meet the strange voice. Now that my eyes where fully opened I greeted by a dark shadow with red and green eyes with a purple aura coming out of them.

"So, do we have a deal? I give you a second life, and you free me from my prison."

I thought for a second and gave smile. "Fuck it. Ya got a deal." I said

The voice gave a evil laugh. "Perfect. This is what you are after." a bright light flashed and a heart made of crystal appeared. "This is the crystal heart. This is what has imprisoned me, and you must destroy it to free me."

"Hm, sounds easy. Though with my luck there's bound to be something stopping me from destroying it. So, what do I have to deal with?" I asked crossing my arms.

"The Crystal Empires royal guards, and the princess who is a goddess."

"Figures. Can I at least get some shit to help me out?"

"Of course, what do you think will be suitable for you?"

I thought for a moment and smiled. "I need a Glock knife, 2 Beretta 93R with a laser sights attached, a XM8 Rifle with a suppressor, a mechanical suit that has a energy shield, black hoodie, black pants, army boots, bandana, binoculars, a map of the entire empire, and high tech military glasses. Like those ones in ghost recon." I said fast as lightning

"I don't know what that is but it is done." he said. Then there was a bright flash.

I looked down to see everything I asked for and lifted up my sleeve to see the high tech suit. I could feel the suit attached to my skin like a thousand needles. It hurt a little but not enough to make me cringe. "Nice. So, when do I get started?" I said with a evil grin under my bandana.

"Right now." he said and a giant bright portal opened to the left of me.

I was about to enter but stopped. Wait, you never told me your name." I said.

"My name is none of your concern. Now, go."

I shrugged and entered the portal and began my second life. "Lets get this party started."

[CANTERLOT PALACE]Celestia awoke in her chambers sweating bullets and gasping for air. Once she caught her breath she closed her eyes and calmed herself. 'How could he have returned so soon?' she thought. 'I must gather everypony tomorrow and get ready.'

[THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE]"Fuck, my heads killing me." I mumbled and opened my eyes. I was lying in a wide open field with a huge headache. I soon got to my feet and cracked all of my bones. "Ah yeah, that feels good." I said. "Alright now, where am I?" I asked myself and then pulling out the map I was given. "Huh, just go right over that hill and I should be able to get a good view of the city."

I walked to the hill and saw an amazing city made of crystals. "Damn, what a view. Alright, lets fuck shit up." I said pulling out my binoculars and started to scan the entire city. "What the fuck?" I whispered. What I saw blasted my brain to bits. The entire city was swarming with colorful ponies that had wings, and horns. They also seemed to be...talking to each other. As if they were real people. Weird. "Hm, maybe I should find that heart later tonight when all of those...things are asleep." I said and continued to scan the city. I stopped scanning when I saw something that caught my eye. There, in the middle of the city was the crystal heart. A wicked smile slowly made it's way across my face. "Wow, lucky for me these jackasses are fucking stupid as hell." I said and chuckled. "This should be real fucking easy."

I decided to wait till tomorrow so I can make a plan. Lucky for me the strange voice gave me 3 bottles of vodka, a lighter, and a pack of cigarettes. I never really smoked a lot, but decided to have one. I sat down on the ground and spread out the map across the ground. I opened one of the vodkas and took a swig. Then lit up a cigarette and enjoyed it's taste.

'Hmm, last I checked there were multiple guards stationed around the heart here, here, and here.' I thought pointing at the map. 'Maybe I could create a distraction to get their attention. How though?' I thought for a moment. 'Maybe I could start a huge fire or explosion to lure them away, sneak by them, and destroy the heart.' I thought taking a puff of my cigarette and smiling.

It wasn't the best idea, but it's all I got. "Well maybe I should get some rest and prepare for tomorrow." I said and laid back and closed my eyes. 'Well, goodbye old life. Hello new life.' I thought and drifted off to sleep.