HATE VS PONIES

by last of delta1

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Human, Dark, Comedy
Length: 4204

A world of peace vs a man made of pure anger, and hatred.

Well, where do I begin? The last of my family just died, my girlfriend just dumped me because I got her the wrong kind of jewelry, I got mugged by some punk, got kicked out of my apartment, my friends ditched me, I got in a car crash, and died a horrible burning death. All in one day. But their is one good thing. I am saved by a strange demonic voice and offered a second chance in life. Sounds good right? Wrong. For me to have a second chance I must free the demon from his prison and bring hate to a world of peace.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-23 00:46:17 UTC

Out with the old and in with the new

Darkness, pain, anger, death, and...hatred are all I feel. 'Where am I?' I thought while trying to open my eyes, or at least move a finger, but only failed and stayed blind and paralyzed. 'What the fuck! Why cant I do anything!?' I started to panic. I remained like this for what felt like years.

"Ah, so you must be the one that will serve me." spoke a demonic voice.

"Who's there!? Where am I!?" I yelled but the voice didn't answer. I was beginning to lose it. "ANSWER ME DAMN IT!!" I screamed.

"Hmm, I sense much anger in you. Yes, you will be perfect." said the voice before he started chuckling like a mad man.

"What are you talking about? Perfect for what? WHERE AM I!?" I yelled.

"You are in my domain. I have summoned you here to offer you a second chance in a new life."

"A second chance?" I asked and calmed down a bit. "Ok, I've seen the movies, what's the catch?"

"Well it's quite simple, you are to find a artifact that has imprisoned me here and free me." the voice said.

"Why me though? I'm just some regular guy."

"Wong, you are more than just a human. You are a pillar of hatred and evil. Your just what I need."

"Hm, sounds good, but do you mind if I see who you are. Also, I would love it if I was able to move." I said while feeling an itch on my ass that was really getting to me.

"Of course." I soon felt a strange tingle move through my entire body then to my brain. I began to slowly get up and then slowly opened my eyes to meet the strange voice. Now that my eyes where fully opened I greeted by a dark shadow with red and green eyes with a purple aura coming out of them.

"So, do we have a deal? I give you a second life, and you free me from my prison."

I thought for a second and gave smile. "Fuck it. Ya got a deal." I said

The voice gave a evil laugh. "Perfect. This is what you are after." a bright light flashed and a heart made of crystal appeared. "This is the crystal heart. This is what has imprisoned me, and you must destroy it to free me."

"Hm, sounds easy. Though with my luck there's bound to be something stopping me from destroying it. So, what do I have to deal with?" I asked crossing my arms.

"The Crystal Empires royal guards, and the princess who is a goddess."

"Figures. Can I at least get some shit to help me out?"

"Of course, what do you think will be suitable for you?"

I thought for a moment and smiled. "I need a Glock knife, 2 Beretta 93R with a laser sights attached, a XM8 Rifle with a suppressor, a mechanical suit that has a energy shield, black hoodie, black pants, army boots, bandana, binoculars, a map of the entire empire, and high tech military glasses. Like those ones in ghost recon." I said fast as lightning

"I don't know what that is but it is done." he said. Then there was a bright flash.

I looked down to see everything I asked for and lifted up my sleeve to see the high tech suit. I could feel the suit attached to my skin like a thousand needles. It hurt a little but not enough to make me cringe. "Nice. So, when do I get started?" I said with a evil grin under my bandana.

"Right now." he said and a giant bright portal opened to the left of me.

I was about to enter but stopped. Wait, you never told me your name." I said.

"My name is none of your concern. Now, go."

I shrugged and entered the portal and began my second life. "Lets get this party started."

[CANTERLOT PALACE]Celestia awoke in her chambers sweating bullets and gasping for air. Once she caught her breath she closed her eyes and calmed herself. 'How could he have returned so soon?' she thought. 'I must gather everypony tomorrow and get ready.'

[THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE]"Fuck, my heads killing me." I mumbled and opened my eyes. I was lying in a wide open field with a huge headache. I soon got to my feet and cracked all of my bones. "Ah yeah, that feels good." I said. "Alright now, where am I?" I asked myself and then pulling out the map I was given. "Huh, just go right over that hill and I should be able to get a good view of the city."

I walked to the hill and saw an amazing city made of crystals. "Damn, what a view. Alright, lets fuck shit up." I said pulling out my binoculars and started to scan the entire city. "What the fuck?" I whispered. What I saw blasted my brain to bits. The entire city was swarming with colorful ponies that had wings, and horns. They also seemed to be...talking to each other. As if they were real people. Weird. "Hm, maybe I should find that heart later tonight when all of those...things are asleep." I said and continued to scan the city. I stopped scanning when I saw something that caught my eye. There, in the middle of the city was the crystal heart. A wicked smile slowly made it's way across my face. "Wow, lucky for me these jackasses are fucking stupid as hell." I said and chuckled. "This should be real fucking easy."

I decided to wait till tomorrow so I can make a plan. Lucky for me the strange voice gave me 3 bottles of vodka, a lighter, and a pack of cigarettes. I never really smoked a lot, but decided to have one. I sat down on the ground and spread out the map across the ground. I opened one of the vodkas and took a swig. Then lit up a cigarette and enjoyed it's taste.

'Hmm, last I checked there were multiple guards stationed around the heart here, here, and here.' I thought pointing at the map. 'Maybe I could create a distraction to get their attention. How though?' I thought for a moment. 'Maybe I could start a huge fire or explosion to lure them away, sneak by them, and destroy the heart.' I thought taking a puff of my cigarette and smiling.

It wasn't the best idea, but it's all I got. "Well maybe I should get some rest and prepare for tomorrow." I said and laid back and closed my eyes. 'Well, goodbye old life. Hello new life.' I thought and drifted off to sleep.

Let it begin

After a couple of hours of sleep I woke up. "Man, I really needed that." I said and stretched my limbs till I heard a satisfying *POP* "OOOO FUUuuck yeah." I looked up to see the night sky, which was really breathtaking. I groaned and lifted myself to my feet. "Alright, lets have a real quick look at the city." I said and grabbed my binoculars. I peeked over the hill to see the streets empty. I made a wicked smile and decided to strike. I grabbed my gear and dashed to the edge of the city.

"Ok, where should I make my distraction?" I whispered to myself and scanned the streets. "That hospital should do...wow, I'm one sick son of bitch." I said smiling and shaking my head. I scanned the streets one more time and sprinted across the street and to the side of the hospital.

I pulled out my lighter and a bottle of vodka. I felt a tear run down my face and kissed the bottle. "I'll never forget you." I found a near by trash can and pulled out a dirty rag. I put everything together and made a home made Molotov. I lit it up and began chaos. It crashed through a window and a giant ball of fire burst back out. I turned around and made my way to the heart as fast as I can, and quiet as I can. Once I was half way there I heard  an explosion and turned my head to see a massive cloud of smoke and several screaming ponies running towards the fire with buckets filled with water. I made an evil smile and turned back around and continued.

Soon I made it, but unfortunately my plan didn't really work. There were not as much guards as earlier, but enough to alert more. 'Damn it, Alright plan B.' I took a deep breath and began plan B. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I roared and bolted towards the heart.

"Halt creature or I will use-" One of the guards said before I shot 4 rounds from my XM8 into his skull. I quickly switched my targets and dropped a few more guards before getting tackled to the ground. I faced my attacker and put both of my thumbs into his eye sockets. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he screamed, I could fell my thumbs slowly sinking into his skull. Soon the guard quieted down and ceased moving. I pulled my thumbs out and got to my feet. once I was up on my feet I could hear the sound of beating wings and several voices shouting. I turned around and saw hundreds of guards pointing their swords and spears at me. A large wicked smile slowly made it's way across my face as I put a fresh mag into my XM8. For some reason, I started to sing a song that suddenly poped up in my head. "Old Micdonald had a farm e I e I...o."

[30 MINUTES EARLIER WITH TWILIGHT AND FRIENDS]

"Twilight, ya need to calm down. I'm sure everything's going to be fine." Applejack said trying her hardest to calm down Twilight. Once princess Celestia informed Twilight and her friends they jumped on the first train they could get and headed off to the Crystal empire.

"Ooooh, Applejack I wish I could, but you heard the princess, the Crystal empire could be in danger." Twilight said and continued to walk around in circles.

"Don't worry about it Twi, whatever's happening we can fix it right up. Like always." said Rainbow Dash.

"Yes darling, as long as we stay together we can accomplish any task." Rarity said brushing her main.

Twilight smiled and nodded. "Your right, thanks."

"Hey! Look, we're here." Pinkie pie said jumping up and down.

Everyone rushed to the window and smiled to see the empire still as peaceful as ever. "Well, at least it's still there." Twilight said.

"Wait, what's that?" asked fluttershy pointing toward a bright light coming from the city. All of the sudden there was a huge explosion that shook the earth and caused the girls to stumble a bit.

"What in equestria!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

Once the train arrived Twilight and her friends bolted out of the train and headed towards the screams of pure pain.

[BACK TO HATE FUCKING SHIT UP]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

*SNAP*

"Awww, I wasn't done yet." I said and dropped the dead guard. "Oh well." I twisted around and saw another group guards charging straight towards me. "Well, more fun for me." I said and bolted towards my prey.

(Little something I thought that would make this cooler. =])

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I pulled out both of my Beretta 93r's, and fired a storm of lead towards a group of guards killing 5 of them. Once I was close enough I grabbed one of the guards by the horn and snapped it off making him scream in pure agony. I spun around and stabbed the horn into another guards eye. I then grabbed said guard and threw him into 3 more guards. I pulled out my knife and slit 2 more guards throat and kicked another one behind me into the air and fired a full clip killing him. "DIE BEAST!" I spun around to only see a spear making contact with my chest, but then it broke in half when my shield lighted up and saved my life. I slowly looked down at the guard and saw nothing but fear in his eyes.

"You know, I never had pony meat before. I wonder how it taste." I said and laughed like a mad man. Once I was done laughing I looked back down and saw him running for the hills. "I don't think so." I pulled out my XM8, took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger. The bullet hit it's target and the guard let out a scream of pain and fell dead to the ground. "Well that should be the last of the-"

*ZZZZAP*

I twisted around and saw a huge bolt of lightning flying straight towards me. I jumped out of the way just in time and faced my attacker. A small purple pony with wings and a horn. There were also 5 other ponies standing right behind the purple one. They tried to hide there fear, but I could see it. I could smell it. Though they do look different from the other guards. Actually, I don't think they are guards. Their just civilians. 'Oh well, I'll give em a warning.'

I stepped forward and cracked my neck. "Listen, don't try and play hero here. As you can see, these dumbasses tried the same thing, and well...look at them now." I said stepping on a helmet and crushing it under my foot. "So I would advise you to leave now and live another day. Sound good?"

The purple one seemed a little shocked at first but soon stepped forward. "C-creature, y-you are to surrender your self now and face Equestrian law."

'I tried.' I sighed and shook my head. "Afraid it's not that easy." I said and put two fresh clips into both of my Beretta's and put them away. "Tell ya what, since I'm having a good day, I wont kill you. Instead, I'll just ruff ya up a bit."

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

There was a beeping sound and then a timer with the word 'warning' on the top on the lenses of my glasses. The timer said I had 3 minutes to finish my objective. 'My objective? OH SHIT!' I then remembered what I was sent here for. The heart. "Damn it." I mumbled. "Well, looks like there's a change in plans. We should do this again." I said and turned around and bolted towards the heart. As soon as I ran towards the heart more bolts of lightning flew pass my head.

*WARNING: 2 MINUTES TO COMPLETE OBJECTIVE*

'FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUCK! Almost there.' Once I was close enough, I jumped towards the crystal and grabbed it. "YES!" I shouted and fell to the ground. I got up and looked back to the group ponies but was met by even more guards. Infront of said guards were the same type of ponies as the purple one, but they were way taller than any of the ponies. The tallest one was white while the other two were almost her size and were pink and blue. 'Fuck it, let that demon guy deal with him' I thought then grabbed the heart with both of my hands and slowly raised it above my head. Until the pink one quickly stepped forward and said something.

"Wait! Please wait!" she shouted taking another step forward. "I know what you intend on doing with the heart, and I ask you not to."

*WARNING: 1 MINUTE TO COMPLETE OBJECTIVE*

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a minute to spare. lets see what she's got to say.'

"That heart is what protects the entire Crystal empire. Without it, we will die." she said with a sad frown.

"Please, you must have a heart."

*9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4*

"I have no heart." I said coldly and threw the heart to the ground making it shatter into little bits. Soon there was a loud noise and then pitch black surrounded the entire city. Then their was a loud evil laugh that echoed through the air. All of the ponies looked at me with pure shock.

The pink one had a tear run down her face then she looked at me with sad eyes. "H-how could you?" she asked.

I just laughed and pulled down my mask then pulled out my lighter and a cigarette. I put the cigarette in my mouth and let it up and took a large puff. "This is only the beginning."

Hate vs Sombra

I just stood there watching the city being surrounded by black clouds and covered with black crystals that were bursting out of the ground. "Damn, now this is a amazing sight." I said and smiled. I looked back to the ponies, smiled, and flicked away my cigarette. "Oh, sorry, can I help you?"

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?!?" The white one boomed.

"I just earned my new life bitch." I said and laughed. Soon I heard something behind me. I turned my head to see a familiar set of eyes and gave a evil smile and pulled down my mask. "So, that's what ya look like huh? Not bad for a pony."

The demon that brought me here and gave me my new life was a dark grey pony with a black main that looked like smoke. He wore silver armor and a red fur cape and had a evil smile. "Well done Hate, very well done. You have freed me from my prison and as promised, you have gained your new life." he said and looked over to the group of ponies that were staring at him in shock. "Ah, Celesita, it's been to long. And you have brought your sister. How was the moon?" he laughed.

"Sombra, I feared you were behind this." The white one said. Her face had no emotion, but her eyes had fear in them.

"Sombra, huh? Not a bad name for a demon pony." I said walking up him.

"Hate, do you feel like helping me some more by aiding me in this fight?" Sombra asked and then faced me.

I thought for a moment and let out an insane bit of laughter. "Does a bear shit in the woods? Lets get started, shall we?" I said and turned to the group. I pulled out my XM8 and aimed it towards the white ones head. I was about to pull the trigger, but soon I felt an incredible force surge through my body. Then, I felt a horrific sharp pain in my head. "RRRAAAAHHHHHHHH!" I roared and fell to one knee holding my head.

*KILL HIM! KILL HIM! HE'S ONLY USING YOU! KILL HIM AND YOU'LL BE TWICE AS POWERFUL! DO IT! KILL HIM!*

The voice kept getting louder, and louder. 'Who are you! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!'

*KILL HIM! SOMBRA'S USING YOU! YOU THINK YOUR THE ONLY ONE HE BROUGHT HERE! WHEN HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS HE'LL GET RID OF YOU! LIKE HE DID WITH ME!*

Soon the voice left my head. I was sweating bullets and trying to regain my breath. I thought about what the voice told me and looked back to sombra. 'Something's up.' I got up and turned to Sombra. "Sombra, who else did you bring here before me? And what did you do to them?" I asked and then feeling a bit of anger. I don't know why, I just did. Sombra first looked surprised, but soon a wide evil grin came across his face.

"Let me guess, Vick finally broke free and entered you mind. Should have known that he would escape eventually." he said and taking a step towards me. "So, what is your plan. Are you going to aid me, or are you going to listen to that pathetic worm?"

"Actually, I could give two fucks about him, but he did inform me about something that sounds very... tempting." I said and aimed my XM8 at him.

"You spineless traitor! I gave you life! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!?" he roared staring daggers at me.

"Hey man, that's life. It fucks ya over in all sorts of positions." I said and chuckled. I aimed and pulled the trigger. The bullet flew through the air, but only to stop in midair. "What the fuck?"

"You think you can fight me you little worm. YOUR NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC HUMAN!" he roared. His horn started to glow.

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"Well, looks like we'll have to do this close and personal, eh?" I said and swung my XM8 over my back and pulled out my knife. "LETS SHED SOME BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER!!" I screamed and bolted towards him. I felt a new kind of power come over my body, my mind, and my soul. I felt like I was two people in one body filled with pure anger, blood lust, and hatred. It felt great! Once I was close enough, I slashed for his neck, but as soon as I made contact he turned into black smoke. He appeared behind me, and I felt a train smash into my back , and was sent flying into a crystal wall. I quickly recovered, and bolted towards Sombra, who was giving me a smug smile. Once I got close enough, I tried to punch him, but he did the same thing as last time, but I was ready. I spun around, and gave a hard right punch to the jaw. I heard a satisfying *CRACK*. I was about to strike with my knife, but I was lifted into the air and slammed back down into the earth leaving a medium sized crater. I grinded my teeth and shot out of the crater, and gave a strong uppercut. I then plunged my knife into his shoulder, making him roar in pain. I smiled and twisted the knife. Soon his eyes began to glow. Soon a giant, black crystal shot out of the ground and sent me flying. I landed on my feet and bolted towards Sombra. "COME HERE MOTHERFUCKER! I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!" I roared. Once I was close enough, I jumped into the air, and shot towards him. He quickly moved out of the way, and I smashed into the ground, leaving a big crater. I pulled my fists out of the ground, and ran towards Sombra. He smiled as his horn glowed, and giant black crystals shot out of the ground and were shot at me. My speed doubled, and I jumped over the first crystal, and rolled under a few more. I jumped, rolled, and dodged the barrage of dark crystals, and quickly made my way to him. Soon the barrage stopped, and a massive crystal that was about the same size as me hovered over Sombra, and was shot towards me. My speed increased as I lowered my head, and smashed through the crystal. The crystal broke into small pieces, and I shot out of the storm of small dark crystals. I saw Sombras face filled with pure shock as I gave a hard right blow to his face, and sent him flying into a wall. I smiled, and slowly walked towards him. The dust that was covering him soon cleared, and reviled Sombra. He was badly injured, and had dark crystals in him. Once I reached him, I grabbed him by the throat, raised him to my face, and took off my glasses. "What was that whole thing about me being a pathetic human?" I asked. Soon, I felt like something in my body was moving, and saw that the hand I was holding Sombra with was glowing red. Then, the voice spoke.

*Take his power, make him feel true pain. Let him know what hell is.*

I gave an insane grin under my mask and focused on Sombra. "Y-you cant do this. I GAVE YOU LIFE!!" He boomed. I gave a dark chuckle.

"Yeah, I know, thanks for the free life." I said. Soon red, and black tentacles came out of my arm, and sunk into Sombras flesh. He roared in pain as red, and black crawled under his skin to his brain. Soon, I felt an amazing burst of energy rush through my body, and laughed like a insane nut. I looked at sombra, and saw that his eyes were pitch black, and that foam and blood were pouring out of his mouth. His body violently shook as he kicked my shields, and gurgled. Soon he ceased, and the energy shortly followed. Sombra now was a lifeless sack of flesh and bones. I smiled and threw his body down to the ground. I felt so much more powerful than ever, and started to laugh like a mad man. "I HAVE THE POWER NOW, I CONTROL THE SHADOWS, I AM A GOD!!!" I boomed. I soon turned around to see shocked, and horrified faces from the ponies. I put on my glasses, pulled out my XM8, and aimed it at them.

"Now, where were we." I said as my eyes began to glow under my glasses.