My Little Homestuck Friendship Isn't An Emotion Fucknuts

Sitting in her library on a red velvet pillow holding a book with her magic in front of her muzzle her eyes scanning the pages quickly was Twilight Sparkle.

The mare had just currently found a dusty old heavy book hidden behind one of the many bookcases this library held. The information it contained on its many pages interested the unicorn as she gazed intensely at the words.

The book she was currently reading was about opening a portal to another universe. The thoughts running through Twilight’s mind were most likely wondering if she could do this herself.

Spike was snoring considerably loudly next to her, beside her on a small table was a half-drank cup of hot chocolate complete with two marshmallows floating in the top like small boats.

Placing the book down with a gentle thud and cutting off her magic she stood up placing her hoof against her furry chest, then pulling it away taking a deep breath.

As the purple aura coated her horn she began to sweat, panting heavily, this spell was awfully tricky.

Twilight made small grunts as she shot a beam of bright blue against a nearby wall shaking the bookcase next to it, making all of them tip out onto the floor in a loud bang and cloud of dust.

The portal that was currently sitting on Twilight’s wall, as she slumped to the floor wings twitching, was swirling the small white bits inside were separating and then re-joining moments later.

Staring at it Twilight wondered if she should touching it, standing up on wobbly hooves she shuffled over.

Reaching out she was so close until, BANG.

A grey pony with an even darker grey mane flopped onto her, He was fairly short, scruffy black hair and two candy coloured shaped horns accompanied his actual horn atop his head.

“OW WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?”

Twilight groaned, as she pulled herself out from under whoever this was.

Once out she stared at the unicorn that was laying on her floor.

"Um Excuse me, can you te-"

"HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE"

She winced, he was loud and didn't seem the like a very polite stallion.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle and it most likely my fault your here, see you fell from that portal..." her ears flattened to the side of her mane.

"OK AND CAN I GO BACK?" The stallion asked her, tilting his head, before looking down emitting a loud screech promptly waking the sleeping baby dragon.

"W-What What is it!" Twilight looked around, nothing seemed wrong.

"I-I HAVE FUCKING HOOVES WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?" He asked, hopping from one hoof the other, his face displaying pure panic. "IM NOT A HOOFBEAST OH GOD"

Twilight seemed confused as Spike groaned from behind her turning over on the floor, curling up.

"Well...Um...We can try to get you back" she nodded towards the portal.

The grey unicorn turned around his hooves clacking on her wooden floor as he stepped forward he neared the swirling mess. Once close enough he extended a hoof only to receive a high electric shock as he fell backwards, mane sticking up.

"Well...That's strange" Twilight stepped towards it, tilting her head at the portal.

The grey pony rubbed his horn, flattening his hair down. "WELL...FUCK" standing up and flicking his hair back he gave Twilight an unamused look.

"HEY PURPLE DOOSHBAG. WHY CAN'T I GO THROUGH"

"I have no idea..." he began examining it, manoeuvring left and right squinting. "By the way" she turned around to face him. "You never told me your name"

"KARKAT...KARKAT VANTAS"

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Meanwhile back in Alternia two trolls stood obvserving this weird portal swirling on their hive walls.

Terezi was examining it closely, despite not being able to see, she was trying to gain its scent.

"Well I have no clue what that is there are some things my nose can't tell" she glanced up at the troll that was standing beside her.

"Neither do I GC....Thouldn't we go after him?" the taller tilted his head, his glasses slipping to the side.

"Maybe" she ran a hand through her hair, stepping towards the portal, before stepping inside.

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