Up too late

by mmrnmhrm

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Rarity, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1072

Guy tells off Discord thinking it's a hallucination brought on by fatigue, only to find himself in Equestia as a female human working at the spa

WARNING CLOP FIC do not read
Tired guy tells off Discord thinking it's a hallucination brought on by fatigue, only to find himself in a some what R63 Equestia as a female human working at the spa.
You have been warned

Published 2013-12-09 04:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-09 04:40:02 UTC

Rude awakening

Rude awakening

I did not think I had gone to bed too late last night, however my tiredness suggested otherwise. The alarm on my phone had woken me up and in my sleepy state I fumbled to grab it off my night stand. Its beeping, a seemingly constant reminder that I should have gone to bed earlier, would not stop. I became some what confused when my fumbling with my phone had failed to silence the alarm so I brought it before my face to look at it. After staring at the analogue clock face I began to suspect it was too early as I was having trouble working out the time. A few button presses brought up the menu that had a digital readout on the top. 4:07. After staring at my phone as it continued to beep it finally changed to 4:08. At this point I began to wonder how my alarm was going off as it was set to 7:45, and although my brain was sluggish I was sure 4:08 was before 7:45. As I became more awake however I began to realize the noise was the same as my alarm but was actually coming from behind me.

Turning over in bed I looked to see Discord laying next to me. I was understandably startled by this and fell out of bed. This was enough to make the alarm stop as Discord was now laughing. Standing up I pointed a finger at Discord and said "Your not real, so you can't be here," then I added "and it's too early to be up so I'm going back to sleep."

"Oh come now human" he said, "I've not come all this way to wake you up just for you to go back to sleep."

"And what is it that you came here to do?" I asked.

"Why I am here to give you a day trip to Equestria."

"Some how I don't think it would end well and I like my stories to have happy endings, so piss off!"

I got back under the covers of my bed a closed my eyes.

"Happy endings you say?" asked Discord.

"Your not real, so you can't do anything to me, and once again, Piss Off!" and soon I was once again asleep.

When I felt the hoof on my back I awoke thinking Discord was going to make sleeping difficult, but I found myself well rested. Turning over to see what had touched me I saw that before me was a blue pony with a pink mane.

"Lotus" I said, surprised to see her.

"Your clients are nearly ready for you" she said, “you must hurry” then turned to walk out of the room.

As she did so, I caught a glimpse of what was hidden by her tail, but pony privates did nothing for me. hmm I guess I'm not a clopper I thought. Getting out of bed I stretched. Then thought back to what had happened in the early morning.

"I guess Discord was real after all, but why would he grant me a trip to Equestria when I was an Ass to him" I wondered aloud.

Turning I caught my reflection in a full length mirror, and was filled with dread. I was still human, so I was thankful for that, but down below there was a hole instead of a pole. I now knew why the sight of the back side of Lotus had done nothing for me as there was nothing there to get erect. I guess I had been staring in shock at my reflection for long enough that Lotus had returned.

"Hurry up your clients are waiting for you now" she said.

This was enough to pull me away from my reflection and I took a few steps towards the exit.

"What are you doing" said Lotus, "you can't go to work without your uniform on"

"Oh uh..." I shuttered for a bit, "I'm uh just out of sorts this morning."

Lotus smiled at me and trotted over to a chest of drawers. Opening the top drawer she quickly fished out a head band and neck band then tossed them to me.

"There you are, put those on and off you go."

Staring at the offered garments then looking at Lotus to see the this was the same thing she was wearing, and so I put on the head band. The neck band I had some difficulty with but I managed to get it snapped on around my neck. I was then quickly ushered along to the massage room where two ponies were waiting, a white unicorn and a yellow pegasus. Rarity and Fluttershy I thought as I entered the room. Knowing Fluttershy, the element of kindness, would wait I stepped up to Rarity and began massaging her. I found it strange that as soon as I had touched her I seamed to know just what I was doing. As my fingers dance across her body Rarity began to moaning in pleasure. I found it rather odd that it sounded deeper then I recalled her voice to be, but thought nothing of it. When she turned over so I could finish the massage my jaw fell as I became aware that this was not in fact Rarity as I had thought, nor was it in fact a mare. This was Elusive. A sudden tug on my head band brought my head closer to his pole then I wanted to be, but then a hoof behind my head forced it past my lips. As he thrust down my throat I was griped by fear as the hoof behind my head made me bob up and down the shaft. I became surprised when after bobbing up and down I could no longer feel the hoof. While continuing to bob I looked to see Elusive had his fore hooves at his sides. When he suddenly sat up a forced his shaft all the way down my throat I knew it was almost over. Then came the pluses within my throat before he went flaccid.

"Your Happy ending service is the best!" he said.

Author's Note

The R63 style universe I am using here would have the main 6 ponies, plus the alicorns as male, with the rest staying as the gender they are from the show. This would change some relationship, but not too many.