It was a cold, starry night. Doctor Whooves was outside, looking for a place to stay. He decided to go to the Ponyville Hotel to stay the night. He went inside, paid for his room key, which was for room 1, and waited for the elevator to arrive. A couple minutes later, it arrived and there was another pony in it... Sweetie Belle. Only a moment after the door closed, did he notice that the most of the buttons were pressed. He sighed.
Their first stop was at Room 7. Inside the room was a cat baked into a Pop-Tart. An annoying, but catchy tune was playing in the background.
Their next stop was at Room 19. Inside, they saw Berry Punch and Morgan Freemane. Berry Punch was putting sprinkles on her erect nipples while Morgan Freemane was saying "Mm Mmm. I do love me some titty sprinkles."
Next, they stopped at Room 12. The room was full of misshapen cows. Nothing but Cows & Cows & Cows.
Their next stop was Room 6. They looked inside and saw Fluttershy shoving Angel into her ass.
Their next stop was Room 8. Spike walked into the elevator.
Next, they stopped by Room 14. There were three ponies inside, but they looked like they came out of an anime.
Their next stop led them to Room 23. Inside was a large lobster, playing an electric guitar.
Next they went down to Room 16. Rarity was on he floor masturbating with a diamond dildo. Spike's dragon boner quadrupled in size when he saw her and he began fapping. Fap...Fap... Fap... Spike spurted his dragon load all over Rarity's face, which was quite impressive since he was at least four feet away from her.
Next, they went to Room 13. They saw a basket with a note that said to take what was inside. " I got a chocolate bar." said Doctor Whooves. "I got a lollipop." said Sweetie Belle. "I got a rock." Spike said sourly.
Their next stop was Room 5. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were shitting into a cup and eating it. Doctor Whooves tried his best to throw up. But as we remember from Sonic 06... "It's no use!"
Next, they went down to Room 3. Inside was Zecora riding a shiny, red bike and another pony chasing her shouting "Nigga stole my bike!"
They went up to Room 24. They saw Gilda moving a chicken back and forth through her cunt, shouting "Scootaloo" as she reached her climax.
Next, they went down to Room 13. Pinkie had an enema in her butt and she was mixing her cake ingredients inside it. "Hopefully it will taste good when it comes back out." Doctor Whooves thought.
Then, they went up to Room 27. Inside the room was mayonnaise flowing like waterfalls.
Next, they went to Room 38. They looked inside and saw Twilight Sparkle (not an alicorn) making love to her alicorn self from the future. Owlowiscious was watching and providing ambience.
Next, they stopped at Room 33. Inside the room was Celestia and Luna shoving various foreign objects into their vaginas. The elevator door closed as they got to bowling balls.
Next, they stopped at Room 42. Inside, Soarin was nibbling on a cherry pie. Then, with one swift motion, HE THRUST HIS DICK INTO THE PIE!.
Next, they stopped at Room 48. They looked inside and saw Granny Smith getting her saggy pony anus getting ripped apart by Big Macintosh. The old bag was being fucked harder and harder until she was nothing but a puddle of flesh and skin, soaked with Big Macintosh's seed.
Next, they stopped at Room 37. Inside, they saw Trixie making out with a pillow. Upon closer inspection, the pillow seemed to have Sweetie Belle's face crudely painted on it. This time it was Sweetie Belle's turn to vomit.
The next room they went to was Room 32. In the room was Silver Spoon, putting spoons, forks, and butter knives in her anus, one by one until her tiny anus ripped open, instantly causing shit and piss and blood to fly everywhere. This time, Spike vomited, adding the content of his stomach to the mix. Considering the fact that all he had eaten was gems, the room sparkled and shined and looked quite beautiful.
Their next stop was at Room 40. Inside was Chrysalis, Cadence, and Shining Armor having a glorious three-way. Princess Cadence was on top, Chrysalis was on bottom, and Shining Armor was smack dab in the middle.
Next, they stopped at Room 44. They saw a mare rubbing what looked like her octopussy. That's right, her vagina had 8 pink tentacles coming out of it. Everyone in the elevator immediately threw up at the sight of the freakish mare. They wanted nothing more than for the elevator door to close.
They stopped next at Room 39. Inside the room, Mr. Cake was spreading vanilla frosting on his wife's vagina. He then proceeded to shove the frosting bag's tip inside and squeezed the remaining frosting into her, filling her like a balloon.
At least Doctor Whooves hoped that was frosting...
Next, they went up to Room 50. Inside was Caramel thrusting his long shaft inside Granny Smith's old, withered pussy.
He moved his rod in and out. In and out. In and out. In and out. With one final thrust, Caramel screamed in ecstasy as his seed filled the old bag he called "Granny."
Doctor Whooves had had enough of this madness. He pressed the button to go to Room 1 over and over again as Caramel turned to them and smiled. Doctor Whooves just wanted to go to bed and forget this tragedy.
It took about ten minutes, but they finally made it down to Room 1. Doctor Whooves went into the room, pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver, pointed at his head, and tried to erase the memory of what he had just experienced, but remembered that the Sonic Screwdriver wasn't capable of that as he turned around, saw the elevator door close for the last time and heard it go up.