"my...my god...it's amazing" - Tsarroman, on /mlp/

".....dude......just....just dude.....*slow clap*" - Aether, on /mlp/

"You should, like, write a gluefic about Big Mac or something." - ShadowBrony, IRL

"My jimmies were too rustled to read to Ch 4, but peeks further down have affirmed my suspicions of maximum rustlage. Bravo good sir, Bravo, I thought it not possible." - Some Anonymous Douche, on /mlp/

Big Mac's endless torment has driven him too far. BUCK follows his misguided and deranged mind as his true self finally comes out and he inflicts his anger on the ponies around him.

THANKS TO
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-Aether, for influencing Chapter 3 and other parts-
-ShadowBrony, for being the REAL author, and just using me as a surrogate-
-/mlp/, for being the only board on 4chan where they talk about how NOT cancerous it is-