The Adventures of Grimley and Sktechby DorvariousChaptersWhere in the Overlord are we at?Prologue/ We're going where????Pretty Ponies! Pretty Ponies!Where in the Overlord are we at?“Ahhhh!!” Splat! Out of nowhere a little creature fell from the sky. He is short, scaly, has bat winged ears, and is a green color with yellow eyes, “ugh…what happened?” As he got to his feet another little create like him, but with small horns on his head and with a black and purple color on his body with spikes at the end of this tail, fell on top of him. “Get off of me Sketch!” said the brown one. “awww but you feel so comfy,” said Sketch as he laid on top of the brown one, “I might make you my bed one day Grimley, if I have the chance to kill you that is.” “Surree you will,” said Grimley shoving Sketch off his back, “Anyways lets check the map and see where we are.” Grimley pulled out a map out of his backpack and scanned the parchment. “Hmmm according to the map we should be at the land of the Necros.” He said staring at the map while Sketch looks around and his eyes get big and his mouth drops to the ground. “Uhhhh, is it suppose to be filled with cute little woodland critters, a bright, shiny sky, and a town filled with pretty colors.” Grimley still looking at the map says, “No, its suppose to be where zombies roam around wandering aimlessly, stupid zombies, and filled with other monsters attacking each other, with a bloody red moon, dark clouds and a creepy night sky with…a smiley moon…Why do you ask?” Grimley puts the map down, drew his eyes up and looked to Sketch, his eyes got big as his jaw seemed to drop off its hinge. They see a valley filled with animals and bight sunlight shining over the valley and they soon see a little town. “Well…isn’t this just fucking perfect…we might have made a slight mis-calculation.” said Grimley, clearly distraught. “Well which way did we go?” asked Sketch “Hmmm well we could have taken a wrong turn at Goblin’s Galore, or at Medusa’s spa…terrible service I must say, or Albuquerque” Said Grimley laughing to himself. “Well we are either in Narnia, happy sunshine land, or…*gulps* Candy land” says Sketch shuddering at the thought, he then spots a little brown bunny munching on a white flower “awww look at the cute little bunny….KILL IT!!” Sketch unsheathes his axe on his back and chases the bunny. While Sketch chased a rabbit, Grimley looked continued to look at the map and told himself, “Well this is not the vacation we had hoped for or the place the Master wants us to go.” Later Sketch returned with a disappointed look. “Well I lost the bunny after it went into its rabbit hole.” “Did you try using a gun or a stick of dynamite?” asked Grimley “Pfft, I prefer the old way, a hunt and a chase is better than shooting it.” “Well what do you think about going to that town?” “Well we don’t anything else to do now do we? Plus I’m starving.” said Sketch while picking his nose, pulling out a boogie and flicking it away, while his axe rests on his shoulder. “But you ate a giant burger a few minutes ago.” States Grimley “So?” “So no more food for you.” Said Grimley sticking his tongue out til Sketch grabbed it and was pulling it, making Grimley whimper a bit. “Go fuck yourself, you slithering, green piece of blubbery, shit head.” Said Sketch letting go of Grimley’s tongue and letting it slap him in the face. They walked to the town and they saw a sign saying ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ they looked at each other and shrugged, deciding it was just a prank from the stupid humans. As they walked into the town they started seeing actual ponies that were colorful that had either wings or horns. The ponies in return stopped what they were doing and stared at the strange creatures before them. The two demons stopped to look around, Sketch scratched his head and said, “dafaq is this shit ?” “We seem to be in a town with horses…ponies to be specific…Oh my Overlord!” Shouted Grimley with a shocked expression “what is it?” “What if these ponies destroyed the humans and took over the world?!” Sketch gave Grimley a deadpanned look and then slapped him behind the said saying, “I hardly doubt that horses took over world and made everything all rainbows and sunshine.” “Well you never know Skectch!” exclaimed Grimley throwing his out in the air. “Well at least we didn’t end up in a world where a crazed red and black spandex guy runs around and shoots people while shoulting ‘where the fuck is my burritos and chimichangas!’” said Sketch while walking towards a gingerbread looking house. -In another universe- “Huh…My dead senses are tingling.” Said a guy in a red and black spandex suit while scratching his crotch with his gun. “Ohh ohhh, is it the tingling sense where there is a hot women nearby or the one were there is a taco stand?” said one of his consciousness “I hardly doubt that one of those are the senses. The one we are felling right now is the one that someone talking about us," said his other conscious “well whoever is talking about us, it’s not very good and I don’t like it when people talk about me in a bad way! Because you know why???” said the spandex while standing up and point a finger in the air. “Is it because we’re awesome?” “Badass?” “Handsome?” “Sexy” “How ‘bout all the above. But mostly I am the most amazing, stupendous, sexiext, awesomest, and not the mention handsome looking guy on the planet! I. AM. DEADPOOL!!!! Now quickly to the Fuckmobile!” Shouts Deadpool as he runs to the window and jumps through a window landing on a white van that says ‘Fuckmobile’ on the side. “You know, I still think this is a van that is meant to pedophiles and kidnap children.” “Plus the only thing we have been picking up are either cops or really old women.” “Yeah…maybe we should improve…Yo Author dude!” …What? “Can make this badboy look cool so that I can get some fuzzy funky with the ladies?” Nah…don’t really want to. “What?! Why?” Because I like making you suffer. “….” ….. “…..” “….” “you know what…I’m gonna come to your house and kick your house ‘til you give me an awesome Fuckmobile!” Ha! I like to see you try! So anyways back in the- “Hey! We are not done here! Do you hear me!” Shouts Deadpool screaming at the heavens in the middle of the street….Then out of nowhere a bus going to Montana hits him. “Damn you Author!!!” he screams as he straddles the grille of a greyhound speeding to Montana. -Back with Grimley and Sketch- Pinkie Pie was out on a stroll enjoying everything and saying hi to everypony, she then notices Grimley and Skectch. “Oooh, new poni- wait those aren’t ponies, what are they? Let’s ask and see who they are.” She said to herself as she trotted over to the weird looking creatures. Grimley and Sketch were just about to leave the area until Pinkie Pie popped up and “HI! Are your creatures from another dimension that has come to take over Equstria, but are not and are looking to have a vacation???” Grimley and Sketch were stunned and were shocked to see a pink pony that had just talked to them and was smiling and had said everything about them…they didn’t know what to say. “Um, are you guys broken or something?” Pinkie asked waving her hoof in front of Sketches face, which looked bewildered to say the least. Grimley looked at Sketch and said, “Dude…did that horse just talk to us?” Sketch looked back at Grimley and said, “I think it did…are we high?” “Let me check.” Grimley stares into space for a moment with a stupid grin on his face. “I don’t think so. How about I try hitting you and see if you’re dreaming?” “Great idea! I will also do the same.” Said Sketch as he pulled his claw and made a fist and he punched Grimley in the face and Grimley also punched Sketch in the face causing them to black out. Author's Note So this is my first story, please comment and give me any advice you have on what i should and should not do. Also no flames please. Prologue/ We're going where????Several hours earlier… It was a beautiful day at the Overlord’s Tower, the birds were singing and the cute little fuzzy animals were nuzzling each other affectionately. It made Gnarl sick to the stomach. Now Gnarl is the Overlord advisor, he was the same height as other minions, but was wiser than the rest and had been the advisor of the previous Overlord, but was defeated but the dastardly Seven Heroes. Gnarl had gray scaly skin, has white hair on his chin and on the sides of his head. The other minions do not have this because they don’t survive long enough to have any hair, due to the facts that they are either stomped on, stabbed, burned, melted, drowned, eaten, fall off a cliff, etc. The tower resides in the middle of the earth hanging upside down surrounded by swirling vortex at the bottom of it where, of course is the center of the planet, but it also goes up to the top of the surface of the planet making it look like a huge mountain, but with a dark swirling cloud that emits electricity within it. Inside the tower resides the towers heart where the Overlord gains his mighty power. The heart can allow him to travel anywhere on earth to the Evernight Forest to the remains of the Roman Empire, to which he has crumbled beneath his mighty foot. The only to access the tower is through a huge cave guarded by the best of minions and luckily enough is guarded by Grimley and Sketch. As Gnarl made his way from the balcony of the tower on the topside of the surface, he goes into one of the rooms where another Minion such as himself, though he is a lot smarter than other minions. Ever since he drank the Fountain of Knowledge in the Evernight Forest, he has been inventing things, from machinery to spells. Gnarl named him Gizmo, since he is now a wiz with gadgets and what not. As Gnarl entered the room he was surrounded by Gears, cogs, boilers, a weird looking machine with wheels on hit making a “veroom” sound. Gnarl didn’t know why but he felt like running over the humans with it. He then heard sounds of metal banging against metal and scurried his way towards the sound where he found Gizmo hammering his trusty mallet against a huge metal like ring structure. “What in the Sceecher of Narnia is this thing?!” asked Gnarl staring at the huge structure on awe. Gizmo stopped what he was doing and turned towards the source of the new voice and was surprised to see Gnarl. “Ah Gnarl it is so good to see you sir. This is going to help us conquer more land.” Said Gizmo, he skin was black as coal since we kept working a lot with oil that it now became part of him and he wore goggles over his eyes. “How so?” asked Gnarl with interest in his voice “Well this machine here is a portal that will allow our Lord and the Minions to go through into another universe and conquer their land.” “Oh I know the Master will love this, soon he shall be the ruler of all realms” exclaimed Gnarl raising a fist in the air. “…Though there is one problem” said Gizmo putting his head down and kicking a bolt away with his foot. “I haven’t tested it, so if we were all to go through there, we might be vaporized.” “hmmm” Gnarl thought for a moment “perhaps some test subjects might do, but we’ll need to make them smart and powerful, so that whatever is there they can report to us back. Although I don’t want them to be too smart that will allow them to overthrow our lord.” “But where are we going to get test subjects and who would fit the criteria?” asked Gizmo As they were both thinking they heard a scream outside and rushed towards the window and looked down and saw two minions fighting at the entrance. “Give me back my sandwich Sketch!” Shouted a brown minion, who was on top of a red minion hold what looked like a sandwich, but with a pigs head in the center of it. “Never! Besides I don’t see your name on it Grimley!” shouted Sketch As Gnarl and Gizmo looked at the scene below them Gnarl got an awful idea. “Gizmo, I think we just found our test subjects.” He said smiling evily, as did Gizmo. Several minutes earlier…. Two minions stood at the entrance of the Overlords Tower. One was a brown minion who was scratching his ass, with his free hand while his other hand held a spear that was bigger than him, He wore roman armor that he stole from the victim he killed. The other one was a red minion shooting fireballs at birds and he wore roman chest plate since he couldn’t wear anything on his head since he had ram horns. (Information time!!! Brown Minions do not have powers and are only good at using any weapon they find and using it to kill their opponents, while the red minions have the power to summon fire balls. They have red skin that allows them to walk through fire without getting injured. They can suck up all the fire and allow their comrades to go through. They have horns on their head to show that they are little devils). Anyway he was busy shooting birds down with a fireballs. “Hey Sketch” said the brown minion looking over towards the red minion. “Yeah Grimley?” “Ever wonder why we’re here?” “That’s one of life’s biggest mystery isn’t it? I mean is there really a god or is there some other cosmic being in the universe. Why are we born from the essence of dead creatures and what does the Overlord look like without his helmet? I don’t know Grimley…I do not know…” said Sketch eating a sandwich with a big head in the middle of the bread. They both stood there looking at each other for a good two minutes until Grimler said, “I meant why the fuck are stuck on guarding the door.” “…oh.” “Is that my sandwich?” “No.” “It is isn't it!” Yelled Grimley looking a bit angry at Sketch for eating his sandwich. “well if it is your sandwich, and I’m not saying it is, then it would probably have your name on it, now wouldn't it?” explained Sketch taking another bite. Grimley stood there gawking at Sketch while he eats the sandwich. He dropped his spear and lunged at Sketch tackling him to the ground. “GIVE ME BACK MY SANDWICH!!” shouted Grimley on top of the red minion while trying to reach for his sandwich. As they were both arguing about whose sandwich, they suddenly heard a shout from somewhere. “GRIMLEY! SKETCH! STOP FIGHTING YOU IGNORING BUFFOONS AND GET YOUR TINY ASSES UP HERE BEFORE I CHOP THEM OFF AND PUT THEM ON THE FIREPLACE MANTEL!!” They both stopped what they were doing and looked to where the voice was. Sketch looked under a small rock, grimley looked under his helmet. “Hello? Anyone there?” “NOT THERE YOU IDIOTS!” While Grimley scratched his head thinking where the voice came from, Sketch looked in a rabbit hole to see if the voice came from there. “Excuse me badger, but what do you want from us?” asked sketch, who was then attacked by the badger as he pulled his head out of the hole. He ran around Grimley screaming his head off while the badger clung to his face, while grimley laughed his ass off. Sketch then pulled the mangy badger off of his face and then threw him off the cliff, he then punch Grimley in the face. “OH FOR THE LOVE OF-JUST LOOK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLED TWITS WHO CAME OUT OF A SHEEPS FURRY VAGINA!!!!” They both stopped what they were doing and looked up to see an enraged Gnarl glaring at them. “Oh hey Gnarl…what’s ya doing up there?” asked Grimley “OH YOU KNOW ENJOYING THE FUCKING SCENERY AND TAKING THE FRESH BEAUTIFUL AIR AND GETTING A TAN!” shouted Gnarl putting sarcasm in his voice, though Grimley and Sketch didn’t notice at all. “Aren’t you too told be getting a tan?” Asked Sketch “OH JUST GET YOUR BUTT NAKED ASSES UP HERE, BEFORE I DROP AND ANVIL ON YOU! CARTOON STYLE!” “Ok Ok don’t get your undies in a knot…..Are you wearing undies?” asked Grimley, trying to look closely at Gnarl…until an anvil fell on him crushing him but leaving a leg sticking out with a foot twitching. “Welcome Grimley and Sketch. I have a special assignment for you both. While our lord is away ravaging a town and getting their goods. I want you two to explore a new world for our master to conquer.” Said Gnarl as he looked at two minions that stood before him. Both of them looked interested in this assignment, anything that had to do with the Overlord was a big honor for them. “WHEN DO WE GO? WHEN DO WE GO? WHEN DO WE GO?” they both said in unison. “Calm your horses you two. I need to give you each different powers so that you can protect yourselves from whatever’s over there” said Gizmo walking over to the group carrying two metal helmets that were connected to weird machine. “What’s with those weird helmets Gizmo?” asked Gnarl eyes the helmets with interests “These helmets will put on the heads of our subje- I mean recon team. They will injest them with the essence of our fallen brothers and they gain their powers, for instance, they will have the greens ability to walk through poison and turn invisible. Same thing with the blues and the reds.” Explained Gizmo putting the helmets on top of Grimley and Sketch. “Ready?” “Ready.” they both said. Gizmo pulled the switch on the big machine and it roared to life and electricity shot out of the machine and went through the wires and connected to the helmets shocking both the test subjects. Causing them both to light up like a Christmas light. “AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” they screamed in pain while laughing maniacally. The shock therapy lasted for five minutes and when the process was done both the minions were smoking like literally. Grimley’s skin color changed from brown to green with a bit of blue, and Sketch’s skin was turned from red to purple and black. They were both dizzy from the shock that their new powers were going haywire. Grimley kept puking poisonous gas, while Sketch kept reappearing and disappearing. “Now I have brought you both a pack that is filled with goodies, like weapons, and food. Grimley I have given you a map to navigate your way through the portal, it might take you a while to get to a new area, but I’m sure your tiny brains can find it. NOW GET GOING!” said Gnarl handing them both their packs and kicking them through the portal. Where their new adventure began. Author's Note Whew! this sure took awhile, but hey it was worth it! i also want to thank everypony for favoriting it and for liking it. the third chapter will be up as soon as possible. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! Pretty Ponies! Pretty Ponies!“Ugh what happened…it feels like I got punched in the face” said Grimley. He felt very lighted headed and when he came to he noticed that the room was filled with books…lots and lots of books. “…am I in hell? Cause if it is…this is not what I expect it to be…who knew that the guy downstairs was a bookworm.” As he tried to stretch he noticed that he was tied up in a chair. He looked around and saw that his back was to Skecth and so was Sketch’s back to him. “Wake up!” he yelled, only to get no response. “Sketch! Wake up! This is no time for nap, although it would be nice right about now, but now is not the time!” “Huh..wha- where are we? Is it tea time?” Sketch said while trying to wake up. He then noticed he was tied up. “How the fuck did we get captured???” “I think it was the time when we punched each other knocking us unconscious.” Said Grimley looking up at the ceiling. Suddenly a cyan colored blur was in Sktech’s face, “Alright cough up! Who are you, what are you, and what your plans here??” Grimley looked over his shoulder to the sound of the new presence in the room and saw a rainbow maned Pegasus. His face lit up with giddiness, “oh my word!!....I love her hair, I mean really just look at it. It all different colors….now that is a way to get high my friends. Haha!” Looking around he noticed there were more colored ponies, a purple one, a white one with purple hair, a buttery one hiding behind her pink hair. An orange one with blonde hair wearing a cowboy hat, and his favorite one the silly pink pony. “Oh hey pink pony, nice to see you again, even though we both knocked each other before we could have a chat.” Said Grimley waving his hand which was still tied up. “Hey bat winged scaly creature who I never seen before, until recently when I said hi and if you liked parties and then when you both punch each other knocking yourselves out. I then dragged you here to my friend Twilight,” Said Pinkie pointing to the purple pony, “who was shocked to see a new species and decided it would be best to tie you up and see if you’re evil and are trying to kill us all. Also its ok.” “Well I do love the story and it does explain why we are tied up. But we are here on vacation and are looking for new land for our master to take over. Also we should hang out sometime.” Said Grimley smiling at the new ponies, but mostly at Pinkie. “Grimley don’t tell them our plans!...Also don’t make friends with them.” said Sketch sternly. “Oh we don’t have any plans, you dimwit! We don’t even know where the Overlord we’re going!” “That’s cause you forgot the map!” yelled Sketch who looked over his shoulder to glare at Grimley. “Well if you just focus on the packing the right essentials, instead of googling at the girls through the telescope, then we wouldn’t have been captured. I swear sometimes I think you don’t have a brain.” “Will you just shut up, we are in a predicament here.” As the two creature bickered, Twilight approached her friends and said, “Okay, so we know that they are trying to take over our world, but we still-“ “Actually we are trying to take over the Necro World.” Stated Sketch “What?” asked Twilight turning around and raising an eyebrow. “You heard me purple butt, we are trying to get to the Necro world, which is filled with all kinds of evil, like a creepy smiling sun, zombies roaming about, your mother wearing something very disturbing that scars you for life.” “P-purple butt?!” exclaimed Twilight, who flushed red on her face, while Grimley snickered a bit and so did Pinkie. “Hehe purple butt.” Said Grimley trying to calm down his giggles as with Pinkie who was laughing too. “Pinkie!” Shouted Twilight who glared at the pink mare who gave an innocent smile. “Sorry Twilight, but it was pretty funny.” said Pinkie “Well it was still mean, even the part about insulting my own mother.” Said Twilight glaring at the purple and black creature. “Aww now don’t you worry deary, all our parents wear something that will scar us for all eternity.” Said Sketch who was wearing a mischievous grin. Twilight glared at Sketch, while making her horn glow and pointing it at the two creatures, who started to regret coming here. She then shot an electric purple bolt at the creatures who shrieked at the impact. “AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE” they both shouted. After they were done screaming, they were both charcoal while their skin was making a sizzling sound. While was smoke was coming out of their mouths while looking dazed. “Okay! Anyways,” said Twilight returning to her friends, who were looking bewildered after the scene they have just saw. “I guess they weren’t trying to take over Equestria, except for this Necro world, but we can’t know for sure.” “I say we pummel them to see what they know and who this Overlord is.” Said Rainbow Dash who was pounding her hooves together. “Ah would have to agree with Rainbow here. Ah don’t like the sound of this ‘Overlord’ character.” Said Applejack who glanced at the sizzling minions who were starting to wake up from their shock. “I agree with Appejack dear.” Said Rarity, who looked at the creature who were shaking their heads, with disgust. “Just look at what their wearing. Just loincloths, is sickening, who in the right mind would wear such a disgusting thing around town? Plus the fabiric looks dreadful." “Aw come on Rares, they’re not that bad. I bet they just need a party to cheer them up! Besides they haven’t hurt anypony.” Said Pinkie who has hopping up and down. “Well..um…one of the bunnies that comes to see me told that they were being chased by them holding an axe. Oh I was so worried for the poor dear, but luckily he was able to get into his home before anything happened.” Said Fluttershy who hiding behind her mane and frequently looking at the creatures as to make sure they don’t try to hurt her. As the mane six were discussing on what to do with them a loud voice erupted from the two minions who were now free since that bolt burned the ropes off, that startled the mane six. “Hello? Hello? Is this thing darn thing on? I can’t see them?...ah there we go, just needed to plug in the video cable. So how-What fuck is going on? Why is everything so brown and fuzzy???...and smelly…a weird yet familiar smell” Said a voice that happened to come from the front of Grimley’s loincloth. “Grimley I think your dick is talking to us??” said Sketch raising an eyebrow, while the mane six gave horrified faces as if something disturbing rose from the dead. “Really? Little me…why you no grow bigger and hang lower? Also why do you pee out blood.” asked Grimley who looked down at his crotch. “What’s that in the fuzziness? Is that a green mushroom? Where is there a hole on top of it? Looks all shrivled up and-OH DEAR LORD! GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW! NOW! AHHHHHH!!!” “Well if my little self wants to be free, then so be it. FREEE WILLLYYY!” Said Grimley as he proceeded to pull his loin cloth off, while the girls faces turn red and started to shout no and to pull it back up. While pinkie was giggling like a madpony at the scene. “DON’T YOU EVEN DARE TAKE YOUR DAMN LOINCLOTH YOU BUFFOON, I DON’T WANT TO BE EVEN MORE SCARRED THAN I ALREADY AM! JUST PULL OUT THE COMMUNICATION ORB.” Grimley put his hand into a pocket which is located in the front of his loincloth and pulled out a small orb that had Gnarls face on it. “Gnarl!!” shouted both minions in excitement. “what were you doing in my loincloth? I didn’t know you were such a peeping tom.” Said Grimley with a sly smile on his face. “SHUT UP YOU SNIVILING BUBONIC FUCKTARD WHO HAS NO SENSE OF SMELL AND FORGETS WHERE THE FREAKING TOILET IS! SERIOUSLY IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! YET YOU PISS AROUND IT IN A PERFECT OUTLINE! WHAT THE FUCK! Anyways now that I am free from that awful prison, what are you two up to? Have you reached the Necro world?” asked Gnarl who narrowed his eyes at the two minions who faces turned to sheepish smiles. “Ehhh about that…we are right now in a world full a colorful ponies who talk.” Said Skecth scratching the back of his head. “who are you guys talking to?” asked twilight as she walked up to the two minions. Gnarl turned to the voice in the room and saw the purple unicorn. “What the overlord is this? Another bloody unicorn? Did you two dimwits get captured by unicorns? That talk? Oh this is even more embarrassing when you were captured by barbarian babies who tortured you with their cuteness.” asked Gnarl turning back to the duo. “The horror…” said Sketch who shivered at the thought of those cute faces. “Well actually there are unicorn ponies, Pegasai and normal ponies. One of them wants to throw us a party for coming here. Isn’t that nice?” said Grimley “Oh well that sounds lovely! And while we’re at it why don’t we eat a bunch of cake and talk about boys or whatever ponies talk about. And then after that let’s all have a pillow fight and have fun. Then we’ll tell ghost stories and have a campfire to roast smores.” Said Gnarl sarcastically but the tow minions didn’t notice. “Really??” they both said at the same time with smiles on their faces. “NO YOU BLODDY IDIOTS, I WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU DRONW IN A SEA FILLED WITH PIRANNAHS THAT WILL DEVOUR YOUR PATHETIC BRAIN MATTER! AND ON ANOTHER NOTE YOU GOT CAPTURED BY SILLY POWERLESS PONIES THAT TALK!” yelled Gnarl. “HEY! We are not powerless, we can kick your sorry flank in 10 seconds flat” said Rainbow who flew up between the two minions, glaring at Gnarl. “Oh my lord look at her hair, it is shiny! I mean really! Also I’d like to see you try, but unfortunately I am not there, except for these two assholes. Grimley! Sketch! A word in private please!” Said Gnarl looking back at the two minions. “Excuse me miss purple butt with a star, where can go to somewhere more private?” asked Sketch, who got a glare from Twilight. “First off, my name is Twilight and second there is no way I am letting you out of my sight.” Said Twilight “Ugh! Fine! Guess we’ll huddle in a corner.” Both the minons went to one side of the room and began to discuss what they were going to do now. “Ok for now I just want you both to just settle down here. Are you both able to continue to travel?” asked Gnarl. “Nope, I think this was the end of the portal thingy.” Said Grimley who scratched his head, with his pointy claws. “Hmmm very well then. Well just observe these creature then, they might hold a lot of power here. If anything cute appears in front of you…kill it...or rape it. I don’t really care. Understood?” “Yes Gnarl.” said both the minions who grinned menacingly “Excellent! I’ll contact you later. Let me know if you find anything interesting that’s worth stealing.” Said Gnarl whose image faded from the orb. Now trapped in Equestria the two minions have no choice but to…’get along’ with theses ponies. Author's Note Whew! this took a long time to do. Plus this was my first time writing the parts of the mane six. Please Please please tell me if i did a good job writing their parts. Also if any of you have any advice please let me know. Also i do not accept bad comments, make a bad one and i'll delete it.
Where in the Overlord are we at?“Ahhhh!!” Splat! Out of nowhere a little creature fell from the sky. He is short, scaly, has bat winged ears, and is a green color with yellow eyes, “ugh…what happened?” As he got to his feet another little create like him, but with small horns on his head and with a black and purple color on his body with spikes at the end of this tail, fell on top of him. “Get off of me Sketch!” said the brown one. “awww but you feel so comfy,” said Sketch as he laid on top of the brown one, “I might make you my bed one day Grimley, if I have the chance to kill you that is.” “Surree you will,” said Grimley shoving Sketch off his back, “Anyways lets check the map and see where we are.” Grimley pulled out a map out of his backpack and scanned the parchment. “Hmmm according to the map we should be at the land of the Necros.” He said staring at the map while Sketch looks around and his eyes get big and his mouth drops to the ground. “Uhhhh, is it suppose to be filled with cute little woodland critters, a bright, shiny sky, and a town filled with pretty colors.” Grimley still looking at the map says, “No, its suppose to be where zombies roam around wandering aimlessly, stupid zombies, and filled with other monsters attacking each other, with a bloody red moon, dark clouds and a creepy night sky with…a smiley moon…Why do you ask?” Grimley puts the map down, drew his eyes up and looked to Sketch, his eyes got big as his jaw seemed to drop off its hinge. They see a valley filled with animals and bight sunlight shining over the valley and they soon see a little town. “Well…isn’t this just fucking perfect…we might have made a slight mis-calculation.” said Grimley, clearly distraught. “Well which way did we go?” asked Sketch “Hmmm well we could have taken a wrong turn at Goblin’s Galore, or at Medusa’s spa…terrible service I must say, or Albuquerque” Said Grimley laughing to himself. “Well we are either in Narnia, happy sunshine land, or…*gulps* Candy land” says Sketch shuddering at the thought, he then spots a little brown bunny munching on a white flower “awww look at the cute little bunny….KILL IT!!” Sketch unsheathes his axe on his back and chases the bunny. While Sketch chased a rabbit, Grimley looked continued to look at the map and told himself, “Well this is not the vacation we had hoped for or the place the Master wants us to go.” Later Sketch returned with a disappointed look. “Well I lost the bunny after it went into its rabbit hole.” “Did you try using a gun or a stick of dynamite?” asked Grimley “Pfft, I prefer the old way, a hunt and a chase is better than shooting it.” “Well what do you think about going to that town?” “Well we don’t anything else to do now do we? Plus I’m starving.” said Sketch while picking his nose, pulling out a boogie and flicking it away, while his axe rests on his shoulder. “But you ate a giant burger a few minutes ago.” States Grimley “So?” “So no more food for you.” Said Grimley sticking his tongue out til Sketch grabbed it and was pulling it, making Grimley whimper a bit. “Go fuck yourself, you slithering, green piece of blubbery, shit head.” Said Sketch letting go of Grimley’s tongue and letting it slap him in the face. They walked to the town and they saw a sign saying ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ they looked at each other and shrugged, deciding it was just a prank from the stupid humans. As they walked into the town they started seeing actual ponies that were colorful that had either wings or horns. The ponies in return stopped what they were doing and stared at the strange creatures before them. The two demons stopped to look around, Sketch scratched his head and said, “dafaq is this shit ?” “We seem to be in a town with horses…ponies to be specific…Oh my Overlord!” Shouted Grimley with a shocked expression “what is it?” “What if these ponies destroyed the humans and took over the world?!” Sketch gave Grimley a deadpanned look and then slapped him behind the said saying, “I hardly doubt that horses took over world and made everything all rainbows and sunshine.” “Well you never know Skectch!” exclaimed Grimley throwing his out in the air. “Well at least we didn’t end up in a world where a crazed red and black spandex guy runs around and shoots people while shoulting ‘where the fuck is my burritos and chimichangas!’” said Sketch while walking towards a gingerbread looking house. -In another universe- “Huh…My dead senses are tingling.” Said a guy in a red and black spandex suit while scratching his crotch with his gun. “Ohh ohhh, is it the tingling sense where there is a hot women nearby or the one were there is a taco stand?” said one of his consciousness “I hardly doubt that one of those are the senses. The one we are felling right now is the one that someone talking about us," said his other conscious “well whoever is talking about us, it’s not very good and I don’t like it when people talk about me in a bad way! Because you know why???” said the spandex while standing up and point a finger in the air. “Is it because we’re awesome?” “Badass?” “Handsome?” “Sexy” “How ‘bout all the above. But mostly I am the most amazing, stupendous, sexiext, awesomest, and not the mention handsome looking guy on the planet! I. AM. DEADPOOL!!!! Now quickly to the Fuckmobile!” Shouts Deadpool as he runs to the window and jumps through a window landing on a white van that says ‘Fuckmobile’ on the side. “You know, I still think this is a van that is meant to pedophiles and kidnap children.” “Plus the only thing we have been picking up are either cops or really old women.” “Yeah…maybe we should improve…Yo Author dude!” …What? “Can make this badboy look cool so that I can get some fuzzy funky with the ladies?” Nah…don’t really want to. “What?! Why?” Because I like making you suffer. “….” ….. “…..” “….” “you know what…I’m gonna come to your house and kick your house ‘til you give me an awesome Fuckmobile!” Ha! I like to see you try! So anyways back in the- “Hey! We are not done here! Do you hear me!” Shouts Deadpool screaming at the heavens in the middle of the street….Then out of nowhere a bus going to Montana hits him. “Damn you Author!!!” he screams as he straddles the grille of a greyhound speeding to Montana. -Back with Grimley and Sketch- Pinkie Pie was out on a stroll enjoying everything and saying hi to everypony, she then notices Grimley and Skectch. “Oooh, new poni- wait those aren’t ponies, what are they? Let’s ask and see who they are.” She said to herself as she trotted over to the weird looking creatures. Grimley and Sketch were just about to leave the area until Pinkie Pie popped up and “HI! Are your creatures from another dimension that has come to take over Equstria, but are not and are looking to have a vacation???” Grimley and Sketch were stunned and were shocked to see a pink pony that had just talked to them and was smiling and had said everything about them…they didn’t know what to say. “Um, are you guys broken or something?” Pinkie asked waving her hoof in front of Sketches face, which looked bewildered to say the least. Grimley looked at Sketch and said, “Dude…did that horse just talk to us?” Sketch looked back at Grimley and said, “I think it did…are we high?” “Let me check.” Grimley stares into space for a moment with a stupid grin on his face. “I don’t think so. How about I try hitting you and see if you’re dreaming?” “Great idea! I will also do the same.” Said Sketch as he pulled his claw and made a fist and he punched Grimley in the face and Grimley also punched Sketch in the face causing them to black out. Author's Note So this is my first story, please comment and give me any advice you have on what i should and should not do. Also no flames please.
Prologue/ We're going where????Several hours earlier… It was a beautiful day at the Overlord’s Tower, the birds were singing and the cute little fuzzy animals were nuzzling each other affectionately. It made Gnarl sick to the stomach. Now Gnarl is the Overlord advisor, he was the same height as other minions, but was wiser than the rest and had been the advisor of the previous Overlord, but was defeated but the dastardly Seven Heroes. Gnarl had gray scaly skin, has white hair on his chin and on the sides of his head. The other minions do not have this because they don’t survive long enough to have any hair, due to the facts that they are either stomped on, stabbed, burned, melted, drowned, eaten, fall off a cliff, etc. The tower resides in the middle of the earth hanging upside down surrounded by swirling vortex at the bottom of it where, of course is the center of the planet, but it also goes up to the top of the surface of the planet making it look like a huge mountain, but with a dark swirling cloud that emits electricity within it. Inside the tower resides the towers heart where the Overlord gains his mighty power. The heart can allow him to travel anywhere on earth to the Evernight Forest to the remains of the Roman Empire, to which he has crumbled beneath his mighty foot. The only to access the tower is through a huge cave guarded by the best of minions and luckily enough is guarded by Grimley and Sketch. As Gnarl made his way from the balcony of the tower on the topside of the surface, he goes into one of the rooms where another Minion such as himself, though he is a lot smarter than other minions. Ever since he drank the Fountain of Knowledge in the Evernight Forest, he has been inventing things, from machinery to spells. Gnarl named him Gizmo, since he is now a wiz with gadgets and what not. As Gnarl entered the room he was surrounded by Gears, cogs, boilers, a weird looking machine with wheels on hit making a “veroom” sound. Gnarl didn’t know why but he felt like running over the humans with it. He then heard sounds of metal banging against metal and scurried his way towards the sound where he found Gizmo hammering his trusty mallet against a huge metal like ring structure. “What in the Sceecher of Narnia is this thing?!” asked Gnarl staring at the huge structure on awe. Gizmo stopped what he was doing and turned towards the source of the new voice and was surprised to see Gnarl. “Ah Gnarl it is so good to see you sir. This is going to help us conquer more land.” Said Gizmo, he skin was black as coal since we kept working a lot with oil that it now became part of him and he wore goggles over his eyes. “How so?” asked Gnarl with interest in his voice “Well this machine here is a portal that will allow our Lord and the Minions to go through into another universe and conquer their land.” “Oh I know the Master will love this, soon he shall be the ruler of all realms” exclaimed Gnarl raising a fist in the air. “…Though there is one problem” said Gizmo putting his head down and kicking a bolt away with his foot. “I haven’t tested it, so if we were all to go through there, we might be vaporized.” “hmmm” Gnarl thought for a moment “perhaps some test subjects might do, but we’ll need to make them smart and powerful, so that whatever is there they can report to us back. Although I don’t want them to be too smart that will allow them to overthrow our lord.” “But where are we going to get test subjects and who would fit the criteria?” asked Gizmo As they were both thinking they heard a scream outside and rushed towards the window and looked down and saw two minions fighting at the entrance. “Give me back my sandwich Sketch!” Shouted a brown minion, who was on top of a red minion hold what looked like a sandwich, but with a pigs head in the center of it. “Never! Besides I don’t see your name on it Grimley!” shouted Sketch As Gnarl and Gizmo looked at the scene below them Gnarl got an awful idea. “Gizmo, I think we just found our test subjects.” He said smiling evily, as did Gizmo. Several minutes earlier…. Two minions stood at the entrance of the Overlords Tower. One was a brown minion who was scratching his ass, with his free hand while his other hand held a spear that was bigger than him, He wore roman armor that he stole from the victim he killed. The other one was a red minion shooting fireballs at birds and he wore roman chest plate since he couldn’t wear anything on his head since he had ram horns. (Information time!!! Brown Minions do not have powers and are only good at using any weapon they find and using it to kill their opponents, while the red minions have the power to summon fire balls. They have red skin that allows them to walk through fire without getting injured. They can suck up all the fire and allow their comrades to go through. They have horns on their head to show that they are little devils). Anyway he was busy shooting birds down with a fireballs. “Hey Sketch” said the brown minion looking over towards the red minion. “Yeah Grimley?” “Ever wonder why we’re here?” “That’s one of life’s biggest mystery isn’t it? I mean is there really a god or is there some other cosmic being in the universe. Why are we born from the essence of dead creatures and what does the Overlord look like without his helmet? I don’t know Grimley…I do not know…” said Sketch eating a sandwich with a big head in the middle of the bread. They both stood there looking at each other for a good two minutes until Grimler said, “I meant why the fuck are stuck on guarding the door.” “…oh.” “Is that my sandwich?” “No.” “It is isn't it!” Yelled Grimley looking a bit angry at Sketch for eating his sandwich. “well if it is your sandwich, and I’m not saying it is, then it would probably have your name on it, now wouldn't it?” explained Sketch taking another bite. Grimley stood there gawking at Sketch while he eats the sandwich. He dropped his spear and lunged at Sketch tackling him to the ground. “GIVE ME BACK MY SANDWICH!!” shouted Grimley on top of the red minion while trying to reach for his sandwich. As they were both arguing about whose sandwich, they suddenly heard a shout from somewhere. “GRIMLEY! SKETCH! STOP FIGHTING YOU IGNORING BUFFOONS AND GET YOUR TINY ASSES UP HERE BEFORE I CHOP THEM OFF AND PUT THEM ON THE FIREPLACE MANTEL!!” They both stopped what they were doing and looked to where the voice was. Sketch looked under a small rock, grimley looked under his helmet. “Hello? Anyone there?” “NOT THERE YOU IDIOTS!” While Grimley scratched his head thinking where the voice came from, Sketch looked in a rabbit hole to see if the voice came from there. “Excuse me badger, but what do you want from us?” asked sketch, who was then attacked by the badger as he pulled his head out of the hole. He ran around Grimley screaming his head off while the badger clung to his face, while grimley laughed his ass off. Sketch then pulled the mangy badger off of his face and then threw him off the cliff, he then punch Grimley in the face. “OH FOR THE LOVE OF-JUST LOOK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLED TWITS WHO CAME OUT OF A SHEEPS FURRY VAGINA!!!!” They both stopped what they were doing and looked up to see an enraged Gnarl glaring at them. “Oh hey Gnarl…what’s ya doing up there?” asked Grimley “OH YOU KNOW ENJOYING THE FUCKING SCENERY AND TAKING THE FRESH BEAUTIFUL AIR AND GETTING A TAN!” shouted Gnarl putting sarcasm in his voice, though Grimley and Sketch didn’t notice at all. “Aren’t you too told be getting a tan?” Asked Sketch “OH JUST GET YOUR BUTT NAKED ASSES UP HERE, BEFORE I DROP AND ANVIL ON YOU! CARTOON STYLE!” “Ok Ok don’t get your undies in a knot…..Are you wearing undies?” asked Grimley, trying to look closely at Gnarl…until an anvil fell on him crushing him but leaving a leg sticking out with a foot twitching. “Welcome Grimley and Sketch. I have a special assignment for you both. While our lord is away ravaging a town and getting their goods. I want you two to explore a new world for our master to conquer.” Said Gnarl as he looked at two minions that stood before him. Both of them looked interested in this assignment, anything that had to do with the Overlord was a big honor for them. “WHEN DO WE GO? WHEN DO WE GO? WHEN DO WE GO?” they both said in unison. “Calm your horses you two. I need to give you each different powers so that you can protect yourselves from whatever’s over there” said Gizmo walking over to the group carrying two metal helmets that were connected to weird machine. “What’s with those weird helmets Gizmo?” asked Gnarl eyes the helmets with interests “These helmets will put on the heads of our subje- I mean recon team. They will injest them with the essence of our fallen brothers and they gain their powers, for instance, they will have the greens ability to walk through poison and turn invisible. Same thing with the blues and the reds.” Explained Gizmo putting the helmets on top of Grimley and Sketch. “Ready?” “Ready.” they both said. Gizmo pulled the switch on the big machine and it roared to life and electricity shot out of the machine and went through the wires and connected to the helmets shocking both the test subjects. Causing them both to light up like a Christmas light. “AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” they screamed in pain while laughing maniacally. The shock therapy lasted for five minutes and when the process was done both the minions were smoking like literally. Grimley’s skin color changed from brown to green with a bit of blue, and Sketch’s skin was turned from red to purple and black. They were both dizzy from the shock that their new powers were going haywire. Grimley kept puking poisonous gas, while Sketch kept reappearing and disappearing. “Now I have brought you both a pack that is filled with goodies, like weapons, and food. Grimley I have given you a map to navigate your way through the portal, it might take you a while to get to a new area, but I’m sure your tiny brains can find it. NOW GET GOING!” said Gnarl handing them both their packs and kicking them through the portal. Where their new adventure began. Author's Note Whew! this sure took awhile, but hey it was worth it! i also want to thank everypony for favoriting it and for liking it. the third chapter will be up as soon as possible. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!
Pretty Ponies! Pretty Ponies!“Ugh what happened…it feels like I got punched in the face” said Grimley. He felt very lighted headed and when he came to he noticed that the room was filled with books…lots and lots of books. “…am I in hell? Cause if it is…this is not what I expect it to be…who knew that the guy downstairs was a bookworm.” As he tried to stretch he noticed that he was tied up in a chair. He looked around and saw that his back was to Skecth and so was Sketch’s back to him. “Wake up!” he yelled, only to get no response. “Sketch! Wake up! This is no time for nap, although it would be nice right about now, but now is not the time!” “Huh..wha- where are we? Is it tea time?” Sketch said while trying to wake up. He then noticed he was tied up. “How the fuck did we get captured???” “I think it was the time when we punched each other knocking us unconscious.” Said Grimley looking up at the ceiling. Suddenly a cyan colored blur was in Sktech’s face, “Alright cough up! Who are you, what are you, and what your plans here??” Grimley looked over his shoulder to the sound of the new presence in the room and saw a rainbow maned Pegasus. His face lit up with giddiness, “oh my word!!....I love her hair, I mean really just look at it. It all different colors….now that is a way to get high my friends. Haha!” Looking around he noticed there were more colored ponies, a purple one, a white one with purple hair, a buttery one hiding behind her pink hair. An orange one with blonde hair wearing a cowboy hat, and his favorite one the silly pink pony. “Oh hey pink pony, nice to see you again, even though we both knocked each other before we could have a chat.” Said Grimley waving his hand which was still tied up. “Hey bat winged scaly creature who I never seen before, until recently when I said hi and if you liked parties and then when you both punch each other knocking yourselves out. I then dragged you here to my friend Twilight,” Said Pinkie pointing to the purple pony, “who was shocked to see a new species and decided it would be best to tie you up and see if you’re evil and are trying to kill us all. Also its ok.” “Well I do love the story and it does explain why we are tied up. But we are here on vacation and are looking for new land for our master to take over. Also we should hang out sometime.” Said Grimley smiling at the new ponies, but mostly at Pinkie. “Grimley don’t tell them our plans!...Also don’t make friends with them.” said Sketch sternly. “Oh we don’t have any plans, you dimwit! We don’t even know where the Overlord we’re going!” “That’s cause you forgot the map!” yelled Sketch who looked over his shoulder to glare at Grimley. “Well if you just focus on the packing the right essentials, instead of googling at the girls through the telescope, then we wouldn’t have been captured. I swear sometimes I think you don’t have a brain.” “Will you just shut up, we are in a predicament here.” As the two creature bickered, Twilight approached her friends and said, “Okay, so we know that they are trying to take over our world, but we still-“ “Actually we are trying to take over the Necro World.” Stated Sketch “What?” asked Twilight turning around and raising an eyebrow. “You heard me purple butt, we are trying to get to the Necro world, which is filled with all kinds of evil, like a creepy smiling sun, zombies roaming about, your mother wearing something very disturbing that scars you for life.” “P-purple butt?!” exclaimed Twilight, who flushed red on her face, while Grimley snickered a bit and so did Pinkie. “Hehe purple butt.” Said Grimley trying to calm down his giggles as with Pinkie who was laughing too. “Pinkie!” Shouted Twilight who glared at the pink mare who gave an innocent smile. “Sorry Twilight, but it was pretty funny.” said Pinkie “Well it was still mean, even the part about insulting my own mother.” Said Twilight glaring at the purple and black creature. “Aww now don’t you worry deary, all our parents wear something that will scar us for all eternity.” Said Sketch who was wearing a mischievous grin. Twilight glared at Sketch, while making her horn glow and pointing it at the two creatures, who started to regret coming here. She then shot an electric purple bolt at the creatures who shrieked at the impact. “AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE” they both shouted. After they were done screaming, they were both charcoal while their skin was making a sizzling sound. While was smoke was coming out of their mouths while looking dazed. “Okay! Anyways,” said Twilight returning to her friends, who were looking bewildered after the scene they have just saw. “I guess they weren’t trying to take over Equestria, except for this Necro world, but we can’t know for sure.” “I say we pummel them to see what they know and who this Overlord is.” Said Rainbow Dash who was pounding her hooves together. “Ah would have to agree with Rainbow here. Ah don’t like the sound of this ‘Overlord’ character.” Said Applejack who glanced at the sizzling minions who were starting to wake up from their shock. “I agree with Appejack dear.” Said Rarity, who looked at the creature who were shaking their heads, with disgust. “Just look at what their wearing. Just loincloths, is sickening, who in the right mind would wear such a disgusting thing around town? Plus the fabiric looks dreadful." “Aw come on Rares, they’re not that bad. I bet they just need a party to cheer them up! Besides they haven’t hurt anypony.” Said Pinkie who has hopping up and down. “Well..um…one of the bunnies that comes to see me told that they were being chased by them holding an axe. Oh I was so worried for the poor dear, but luckily he was able to get into his home before anything happened.” Said Fluttershy who hiding behind her mane and frequently looking at the creatures as to make sure they don’t try to hurt her. As the mane six were discussing on what to do with them a loud voice erupted from the two minions who were now free since that bolt burned the ropes off, that startled the mane six. “Hello? Hello? Is this thing darn thing on? I can’t see them?...ah there we go, just needed to plug in the video cable. So how-What fuck is going on? Why is everything so brown and fuzzy???...and smelly…a weird yet familiar smell” Said a voice that happened to come from the front of Grimley’s loincloth. “Grimley I think your dick is talking to us??” said Sketch raising an eyebrow, while the mane six gave horrified faces as if something disturbing rose from the dead. “Really? Little me…why you no grow bigger and hang lower? Also why do you pee out blood.” asked Grimley who looked down at his crotch. “What’s that in the fuzziness? Is that a green mushroom? Where is there a hole on top of it? Looks all shrivled up and-OH DEAR LORD! GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW! NOW! AHHHHHH!!!” “Well if my little self wants to be free, then so be it. FREEE WILLLYYY!” Said Grimley as he proceeded to pull his loin cloth off, while the girls faces turn red and started to shout no and to pull it back up. While pinkie was giggling like a madpony at the scene. “DON’T YOU EVEN DARE TAKE YOUR DAMN LOINCLOTH YOU BUFFOON, I DON’T WANT TO BE EVEN MORE SCARRED THAN I ALREADY AM! JUST PULL OUT THE COMMUNICATION ORB.” Grimley put his hand into a pocket which is located in the front of his loincloth and pulled out a small orb that had Gnarls face on it. “Gnarl!!” shouted both minions in excitement. “what were you doing in my loincloth? I didn’t know you were such a peeping tom.” Said Grimley with a sly smile on his face. “SHUT UP YOU SNIVILING BUBONIC FUCKTARD WHO HAS NO SENSE OF SMELL AND FORGETS WHERE THE FREAKING TOILET IS! SERIOUSLY IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! YET YOU PISS AROUND IT IN A PERFECT OUTLINE! WHAT THE FUCK! Anyways now that I am free from that awful prison, what are you two up to? Have you reached the Necro world?” asked Gnarl who narrowed his eyes at the two minions who faces turned to sheepish smiles. “Ehhh about that…we are right now in a world full a colorful ponies who talk.” Said Skecth scratching the back of his head. “who are you guys talking to?” asked twilight as she walked up to the two minions. Gnarl turned to the voice in the room and saw the purple unicorn. “What the overlord is this? Another bloody unicorn? Did you two dimwits get captured by unicorns? That talk? Oh this is even more embarrassing when you were captured by barbarian babies who tortured you with their cuteness.” asked Gnarl turning back to the duo. “The horror…” said Sketch who shivered at the thought of those cute faces. “Well actually there are unicorn ponies, Pegasai and normal ponies. One of them wants to throw us a party for coming here. Isn’t that nice?” said Grimley “Oh well that sounds lovely! And while we’re at it why don’t we eat a bunch of cake and talk about boys or whatever ponies talk about. And then after that let’s all have a pillow fight and have fun. Then we’ll tell ghost stories and have a campfire to roast smores.” Said Gnarl sarcastically but the tow minions didn’t notice. “Really??” they both said at the same time with smiles on their faces. “NO YOU BLODDY IDIOTS, I WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU DRONW IN A SEA FILLED WITH PIRANNAHS THAT WILL DEVOUR YOUR PATHETIC BRAIN MATTER! AND ON ANOTHER NOTE YOU GOT CAPTURED BY SILLY POWERLESS PONIES THAT TALK!” yelled Gnarl. “HEY! We are not powerless, we can kick your sorry flank in 10 seconds flat” said Rainbow who flew up between the two minions, glaring at Gnarl. “Oh my lord look at her hair, it is shiny! I mean really! Also I’d like to see you try, but unfortunately I am not there, except for these two assholes. Grimley! Sketch! A word in private please!” Said Gnarl looking back at the two minions. “Excuse me miss purple butt with a star, where can go to somewhere more private?” asked Sketch, who got a glare from Twilight. “First off, my name is Twilight and second there is no way I am letting you out of my sight.” Said Twilight “Ugh! Fine! Guess we’ll huddle in a corner.” Both the minons went to one side of the room and began to discuss what they were going to do now. “Ok for now I just want you both to just settle down here. Are you both able to continue to travel?” asked Gnarl. “Nope, I think this was the end of the portal thingy.” Said Grimley who scratched his head, with his pointy claws. “Hmmm very well then. Well just observe these creature then, they might hold a lot of power here. If anything cute appears in front of you…kill it...or rape it. I don’t really care. Understood?” “Yes Gnarl.” said both the minions who grinned menacingly “Excellent! I’ll contact you later. Let me know if you find anything interesting that’s worth stealing.” Said Gnarl whose image faded from the orb. Now trapped in Equestria the two minions have no choice but to…’get along’ with theses ponies. Author's Note Whew! this took a long time to do. Plus this was my first time writing the parts of the mane six. Please Please please tell me if i did a good job writing their parts. Also if any of you have any advice please let me know. Also i do not accept bad comments, make a bad one and i'll delete it.
