Applejack opened the Golden Oaks library door and sighed. She had had a long day of preparing for the holidays an she needed a nice book to help her relax. She shook the snow off her coat and stopped her hooves. As soon as she finished she entered the main part of the library and looked around.
Twilight was nowhere to be found so Applejack assumed she was writing an essay or a checklist. Something of the sort.
Deciding the Alicorn needed her privacy Applejack began looking for her book. Something silly, yet still retaining the seriousness she required. Maybe she should start reading Daring Do, Rainbow always said how amazing they were.
On her way past the kitchen door AJ heard what sounded like a crash. Sorta like someone being slammed into a wall or something. Without a thought AJ turned to the door and began sneaking her way towards it. She was careful and avoided the squeaky boards.
A mere inch away from the door Applejack could hear the muffled sounds better. It sounded like to noodles slapping against each other. Or kissing, but AJ was sure it wasn't that. Right? With stealth that would make a dust bunny jealous Applejack got into the best position I stop the noodle fight on the other side of the door.
"What in the hay is going on here?" Applejack exclaimed when she opened the door and saw her Princess and her friend sucking face.
Rainbow surprised at the sudden intrusion, quickly jumped away. Luna on the other hoof, blushed deeply well trying to appear small.
"H-hey AJ. Fancy meeting you here." Rainbow said with a voice that held immense hope for the impossible.
"Ya real fancy. Ah jus came ta get some books and next thing ah know ah see ma princess and ma friend sucking face."
"You know, you wouldn't know this was happening if you hadn't needed books."
"Are you tryin ta pin this on me an say its ma fault I caught y'all making out?!"
"No, I'm just trying to point out the fact that you coulda knocked."
"Oh I'll knock somethin alright. Howsabout the side a your skull."
"Don't need to get all aggressive AJ I'm just trying to relax with Luna here."
"Dash, ah swear one day Ah'ma getcha. And next time, gimme a warning."
Rainbow snickered and even Luna looked slightly amused.
"What?" Applejack questioned.
"If you think we need to warn people wait'll you see what the love birds are doing upstairs."
"Who?"
"Our, dearest Tia is having her "special time" with Twilight Sparkle and will be quite busy till the late hours." Luna informed.
"Your kiddin me right?" Applejack asked, mouth agape.
"I'm serious." Rainbow answered before cracking her trademark grin. "AJ if you don't mind me and lulu have dinner plans to attend to."
"How long have y'all been together?"
Luna thought for a moment before replying,"Around thirty moons or so, why doth thou ask?"
"How did ah not know about this sooner? And how have you managed to stand Dash that long."
"Rainbow and I decided not to mention this to anyone. Let our subjects figure this riddle out for thyselves." Luna smiled well turning towards Dash, "As for the second part of thy statement, I have tolerated Miss Dash out of love. That and the fact that she is pleasant company. When she first asked us out on a night out, we couldn't wait and eagerly accepted the proposal. We've seen each other as often as possible since then. Now if you'll excuse us Applejack, we have some business to attend to."
Applejack watched as the couple exited the tree into the snow and sighed. She decided on a romance novel since she was feeling lonely and went to walk out the door. Before her hoof passed the threshold, she heard a moan come from the living arrangement upstairs. Followed by an, "Oh yes Celestia! Don't stop! Right there!"
Applejack hurried out after that.
~~~With Twilight and Celestia~~~
Twilight moaned again.
"Twilight you act like this is better than sex. Wait till the real "fun" begins, I'll have you screaming to the Hugh heavens above."
"Tia you know what your massages do to mee." Twilight whined, "Plus you've been withholding sex ever since I got drunk in that bar. It wasn't that big of a deal."
"Really? Because I remember somepony saying it was extremely important for a relationship to be based off of love and not sex. And need I remind you of the alley."
Twilight cringed and then relaxed as Celestia's hoof massages her back. "The alley was an accident." Twilight turned to look at Celestia. "And your sex is so good it could be the founder of our relationship and I'd love you all the same."
"We'll aren't you just sweet. Alright time to go. We're meeting Lulu and Dashie for dinner and we can't be late again."
Twilight smiled and climbed off the table, stealing a quick kiss as she did so. "Lets go then Your Highness."
~~~Later that nighT~~~
Luna and Dash were in a heated make out session and were slowly flying towards Dash's home, seeing as they were kicked out of the library the minute dinner was over. Neither if them were paying much attention to where they were going an when Dash's back hit a window, she opened it and led them inside.
As Dash and Luna fell on the floor they made an audible thump causing the home-owner to quit reading and come check the noise.
Upon entering the room Applejack had to things he knew she had to do. One: Facehoof and two: get the two lover birds out of her house before thy woke her sister.
"Alright you two break it up. I wanna see y'all climbing back out the window and I wanna see you do it know."
Both mares got up sheepishly, looked around and then quickly made their way to the window. Dash being gentlemarely for once held the window for Luna to go first and then started her exit.
"Hey AJ, I just wanna thank you for not flipping a shit cause we were in your house." Rainbow Dash said smiling before slowly easing out the window.
"No problem Dash. Anytime." Applejack replied. She paused, then rushed to the window, "I do not flip shit! I am a very calm and level-headed pony!"
"Whatever floats your boat!" Came the cheerful reply.