Chapter 1. Into The Dark Tomb.

The jungles of South America, or better known as the Amazon Jungle, a place filled with danger at mostly every turn. Where the largest creature to the smallest insect even the plant life will most likely kill you and were no sane person would ever traverse alone.

But who ever said I was sane in the first place?

"Damn it, damn it, damn it! Where in the seven rings of hell did I put that map!"

Okay that's no way for an introduction. Alright let me start. Hello people's my name is Devin, the billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

No that's Tony Stark... Anyway my name is Devin. People usually call me 'Devin the Dude' no relation to the rapper. And I have been wandering through this damned jungle for about... Four days now. Trying to find 'The Lost Temple of Sol'

I've heard rumors through my adventures. Rumors of a temple lost for over 5,000 years, rumors said that the temple was vast in gold. Treasures untouched by time and one artifact. One artifact unlike any other. There was no specifics to it except for it's detail.

"To find this Artifact, one must find the Temple of Sol. There in the heart, one will find the winged; unicorn artifact. Crafted from platinum. Eyes cut from flawless pink diamonds... But be weary traveler. I have told you what you will find inside the heart of the temple. But the artifact itself... Even I in all my wisdom am unsure what magical properties this strange artifact shall possess."

That was told to me by a gypsy in the city of Cairo when I was adventuring through Egypt. Of course I didn't really pay much attention to what she said. In my mind all I heard was the comedic sounds Cha-Ching as the thought of bags of money began floating around in my mind.

That was maybe three months ago when the gypsy spoke to me. I traversed the world looking for any clues on the lost temple, bits and pieces began to pop-up in some countries like Japan, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Mexico and the good ol' U.S. Of mother fuckin A...

Strange thing though, each piece I found pointed me below the equator and the final piece I found was a script written in Latin. A language that has been dead for over... Hell I'm not really sure how long. And if you know me I had no clue what the hell it said... But thankfully there's the internet to save the day...Moving on.

With every piece I found they all pointed me here to the Amazon Jungle. About a hundred miles or so outside the capital Brasilia, I had to ditch my jeep about 40 miles in as the terrain began to worsen and the only possibility of me getting around was to be on foot.

Like I said that was four days ago, now I find myself in some unknown part of the jungle trying to find that damn map! I looked everywhere for it. My shirt, my pants, rucksack. The only thing I could find were my water bottles (Trust me you don't want to drink the water here.) enough M.R.E.S. To last me about another week. My autographed Indiana Jones whip. (Signed by Harrison Ford of course) My machete to cut down any foliage in my way and a few other things to help me for my survival in this jungle. Also a compass come on any adventurer like myself would use one, and last but not least my trusty 45.

What? You think I wouldn't carry a gun through this dangerous crap? Let me tell ya, have you ever seen Indiana Jones? Of course you have. Look all that crap that happens in those movies actually happens here in real life. Except for the aliens, that was just dumb.

Of course I haven't happen to come across any Nazis, but there was this one German guy but I digress.

Now back to finding that blasted map. I swear I did something with it before I headed off to bed the previous night but what?

Oh. Shit. I remember now. I turned the damned thing into a hat when I got bored walking through the terrain. And because of that, when the wind picked up the hat blew away in the wind never to be seen again.

"You damnable jackass!" I yelled to myself before using my hand to pimp slap myself across the face. "Ok. Ok. Calm down just a simple screw up. I should probably try to head back to Brasilia and get another map... Although that will be another eight days wasted just to get to there than back here. Not to mention that the damn Compass doesn't even work with all the Iron ore under the ground."

Yep you heard me right. You see the magnetic field around the jungle (thanks to the iron ore) is causing the Compass to turn and turn and turn without giving a straight direction to where north should be.

That or it could be magic...

Yeah fucking right!

But now I have to pack up and go... Somewhere?

"I'm screwed aren't I." Not really a question, more like I'm pretty much fucked unless there is a possibility, (Impossible possibility) that Cortana can some how appear out of the blue and help me make it back to civilization. Although I would need to be the 'Master Chief' for her to even want to help. (Did you play Halo 4? Dear god it was a good game but the ending made it feel like a bad love story...) anyway.

"Ok, everything's packed up and I'm ready to go. Question is. Which way should I head?" Curious I was at that question. I scratched the stubble on my chin as I turned 360 degrees. "Alright I think I know how I can solve this."

I coughed into my hand clearing my throat as I began my unique process of choosing the direction I would be going... And it as been very reliable all those others times I had to use it.

"Now... Let's Begin. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!"

And there you have it! The new direction I will be heading to. Hey I know it was kind of childish but what's the fun with growing up?

Rucksack on my back, machete in my hand and my pistol in my holster. Whip strapped to my other side. Nothing could stop me now. NOTHING!

Well almost nothing. If it wasn't for the large golden temple standing before me I don't think anything could have...

"It's in front of me isn't it?" I asked to no one but myself. Strange how I was sleeping only 20 yards away from the temple I have been searching for, for over... I lost track again.

And yet... I don't really seem excited about finding it. You know after doing this for about... Seven years now I still kinda hope there will be a chance of me running into some bad guys trying to be... Well bad. I mean sure there are some raiders that I pass by from time to time but I'm talking like. 'Bring an evil super power back to life only for America, to kick there asses! Again!' bad.

But this ain't Indiana Jones or The Mummy so... Yeah.

'Murica!'

Looking at the temple it seemed to be made out of pure gold? "Yeah this place is worth one hell of a fortune!" It was weird actually. As I looked to the entrance I spotted weird looking horses standing upon the two pedestals right under the archway that lead to the gold and gem encrusted doors.

Now I've read a few books on mythological beings when I was a kid. Pegasi, Minotaurs, Unicorns, Chimeras and Dragons. That type of stuff. Strange thing was that these statuettes combined the Pegasus and a Unicorn forms and mixed them together into some sort of. Pegacorn?

Strange though usually these ancient temples have the usually Anubis or some other depicted gods from the ancient times used as statuettes placed on pedestals for protecting the temple? "Why Pegacorns?"

I wasn't the one back then to decide why but it would be pretty cool to read about that.

Breaking away from my astonishment on the two statuettes I walked passed them heading through the archway and to the gold and gem encrusted door. Unknown to me that the eyes of both Pegacorns, began to glow a magenta aura once I passed.

As I got up close to the large golden door there were several strange hieroglyphics chiseled on to it which weirdly predicted of... 'Ancient Egyptians'? Offering gifts to a large Pegacorn's?

Part of me really wanted to question why Ancient Egyptians were doing such a thing. If the pieces I had found that brought me to this place were written in Latin, why were Egyptians in the picture? Well if I could speak and or read both the Latin and Egyptian languages I would understand. But right now it's time to do what I do best.

Follow the yellow brick road.

There was no way to open the door. No handle or switch I could see. If this thing is voice operated I'm going to be slightly upset. "Alright times up lets do this..." I took quick inhale before lifting hands high in the air. "OPEN SESAME!"

...Nothing happened.

I tried. For over three hours using quotes from films that had this kind of predicament and still nothing happened. "This is complete bullshit! No way to get in and it has a damn voice controlled door..." (How the hell they even have that kind of technology back then?) "And I bet the password to open the damn thing is something stupid like 'Friendship is Magic'".

Un-butt-fuckingly believable, the doors began to creak open as the sounds of gears scraped against one another making the large and most certainly heavy ass doors made out of pure gold open... French style.

"If your listening up there god I just have three words for you... 'You. Fucking. Suck.' I can't believe out anything else I could have said it happened it to be a phrase so..." I shook my head not bothering to rant out my frustration. The inside was dark thanks to there being no light. (Dumbass) So to solve this dilemma I searched in my left pocket for my lighter. The lighter that had the letter's O.D.S.T. Stamped on the face. "There's treasure to be found in this mother fucker and now it's all mine!" I took one step forward crossing the threshold of the temples doorway. "Just got to find it first."

Walking and walking and walking. "Dear Jennifer Aniston's sweet ass how long is this damn hallway!? And where the hell are the damn booby traps! (Hehe I said booby) You know the big ass boulder that's suppose to squash me like a bug. Or the poisonous darts flying out of the wall! Or the damn spikes popping out of the floor! Jeez you would think the people that built this shit would have tried having better security for it."

30 minutes spent walking through this damn place and you know what? ...The temple didn't even seem that big on the outside. Hell I could have walked around the damn place about five times by now. And the damn hieroglyphs on the wall were the same thing. Humans and Pegacorns. Pegacorns and humans. They just went on and on.

There was one of a human having sex with a Pegacorn. And that just weirded me the fuck out.

Another 15 minutes of walking and I finally caught something at the very end of the hall. There was flicker of light like a shine against a silver coin. I sped faster to the door to find out what it was and to get out of this blasted hall way.

If I had a diaper on then I would have crapped my pants from the blissful sight in front me. A pit. That's what it was. A beautiful pit, filled with gold, gems and more, much more! If I could compare the sight to anything it would barely resemble that of Scrooge McDuck's money vault.

And there. Just beyond that vast amount of treasure that will most likely take me an entire year to retrieve in full was the real prize. I couldn't fully see it but the fact it was on a pedestal just like the two Pegacorns statuettes outside meant it was the ancient artifact the gypsy foretold. That and I could see the pink diamond eyes were glowing in the light.

"Now how am I supposed to get down?" I thought about diving down like Scrooge McDuck but remembered what happened to Peter Griffin when he tried to do the same.

It was not a liquid, my god was it not a liquid.

I looked left and right, up and down. There was no latter or staircase I could use to walk or hell even climb down. So I'll just have to improvise. Luckily for me (I did tell you I was a lucky basterd right?) there were Pegacorn statuettes lining the walls of the room. One not being so far away I might just be able to do some cool Indiana Jones shit! Placing my machete back into it's sheath on my back I whipped out my whip from my side causing a loud crack to sound inside the tomb.

With me being a younger and sexier version of Indiana Jones (Not really if that's possible?) I swung my whip forward to where the end wrapped around the Pegacorn's horn giving me a sturdy object that will do what needs to be done... And that is to get my ass to that artifact.

With a few tugs on my end I was ready to swing.

(Queue Indiana Jones horn song thingy.)
*Sorry to whom ever is reading this. The song that should be playing is not because fimfiction does not like windows phones.*

With my whip tightly secured around the Pegacorn's horn I leapt off the ledge and swung my way down to the treasure...

...Until the Pegacorn's horn snapped off causing me to now plunge with great speed, down to the treasure, where if I look further there were sharp items sticking out of the gold doubloons or something.

"Oh fuck me." Was the last words I said before plunging down ass first into the treasure below.

I Tumbled and twirled before coming to a complete stop. I was dazed from the fall but nothing serious, most likely a broken ass. Can't tell you how many times that's happened... (NOT A BUTT SEX JOKE)

Furthermore I shook my head from the slight grogginess' I felt from the impact. When my eyes decided to stop spinning in there sockets like some Bugs Bunny type fashion I gaped at the sight in front of me.

There. No more than an inch away was an golden clad sword, the tip only a millimeter or so from turning me into a woman...

Or dead either or is bad.

I looked up to ceiling to find a small hole that let the light of the sun inside the chamber and spoke. "I take everything I said back. I love you God."

'Location Heaven'

God watched from his large balcony looking over the world he created. He listened as Devin praised is name the same day he cursed it and couldn't help but get a little upset.

"Make up your damned mind you stupid asshole! Love me or hate me either way your still going to hell!"

And with that God pushed off the railing to his balcony and walked back into his bedroom where a half naked Kate Upton in ever so sexy lingerie beckend him to bed.

Back with the Commando Vault Hunter Roland... I mean Devin the Dude.

And there she is, my true prize. Oh and isn't she beautiful. How much will I get for this beauty 100 trillion? Maybe 2? Ah hell I might not even sell her. I'm all ready more rich then Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne combined!

Think of it like this. I can pay for the Death Star plus five more and still have enough to make myself a few Ironman suits. Hell I'm the reason the world isn't in debt anymore and why there's a colony on mars.

Humans for the win bitch's!

Wait... Where the hell am I going with this?

Whatever.

The Pegacorn artifact truly was a work of beauty. I don't think I could even describe it. The way the sun reflects off of it's platinum body. The wings that stand erect giving it some form of royal air to it.

And the eyes. The eyes that shine bright even without the help of light.

Damn that last one rhymed... I think. Maybe. Meh.

I reached for it not even thinking if there was a booby trap or some sort of trigger for said booby trap.

Now I have it here in my hands. The texture of it's body was smooth to the touch. It's mane was too beautifully crafted and the wings and horn... I didn't try to touch they looked fragile and I didn't want to risk breaking perfection.

"It took me months and ten of thousands of dollars to find you, you magnificent thing. Leonardo da Vinci and Paul McCartney ain't got shit on you.

I had all I needed at the moment. I can come back later and pick up the rest of the treasure as soon as I call Jeeves and tell him to fly over a few helicopters and pick up my loot.

I took one step off of the podium where the artifact once stood and the bright pink eyes of said artifact began to shine brighter than before. Pink mist began to seep out of them and slowly began to wrap itself around my arms.

"What the fuck!?" I yelled as the mist began to move further up my arms. Unknown to me as my eyes kept focus on the artifact, the eyes of the statuettes above me were glowing as well and the mist they gave off came crashing down like a freight train to the artifact I held.

The mist began swirling around my body lifting me high into the air. Faster and faster it swirled till the air felt still and the mist encompassed me into a bright pink bubble.

I couldn't see anything... The light was blinding and I couldn't feel the artifact in my hands anymore. 'What the hell is going on!' I tried to voice out the thought but I couldn't feel mouth open or my lips move.

This was freaking me out more than that time I went to Disney Land, screwed the actresses that played Jasmine, Repunzel, Mulan, and Tiana, in a foursome of hot passionate sex before being chased off by Goofy, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and for some odd reason Ted Nugent.

Why Ted Nugent was there I have no fu...

Just as I was about to finish that thought the wind began to pick up and the bright light blinding me began to dim. And just as I was about to voice out a happy prayer, the pink mist around me evaporated into thin air and my body slammed head first into the temple floor below knocking me unconscious.

Why the hell was Ted Nugent at Disney Land? And I think Repunzel and Tiana both had my babies...

I am not really sure how long I was knocked out but I tell you this that when I woke my head hurt... Alot.

'Oh hell my head! God dammit why does my head feel like my ex-wife just slammed one of her vibrators over my head?'

Hay don't judge me! Yeah so we experimented a bit when we were married.

I remember this one time we picked up this very sexy lady from... Hell I don't remember. But the night we had with... Her? Was a night I don't think neither of us would ever forget. Well I know I wouldn't.

I remember it like it was yesterday we had a threesome. When we brought the lady home with us we found out she was really a tranny... A well endowed one to be honest. Crossed swords a bit before she took my ex-wife's pussy and I took my ex-wife's ass... To bad my ex-wife didn't live through that night. When we woke up the next morning the tranny and I found her dead with largest smile on her face.

To pay our respect to my now dead wife I screwed the tranny over her corpse. We fucked and sucked for six hours straight, my dead wife was drenched in cum of mine and the tranny we brought home when it all ended.

I think she would have been happy.

When it was over I handed the tranny ten grand to never say a word about that night... I think she left more than happy...

Wow none of you were ever suppose to read about that...

Moving on. The minutes passed and the pain reverberating inside my noggin began to dim and I felt it was safe to open my eyes.

And. The damdest thing happened when I opened them. I found myself staring into locks of multi-hued hair that had the colors of pink, mint green, navy blue and baby blue that swayed in the non-existent breeze.

"What in the hell am I looking at?" My voice for some odd reason was... Feminine and had some sort of air to it. Like royalty and damn was it soothing. And weird.

The pain inside my head was still to much for me to begin freaking the fuck out, besides... If I think I know what's happened to me then I know that it won't last long.

How do I know you ask?

Well if im correct than the artifact I picked up transformed me into the Pegacorn it was based off of. The same thing happened to me a few years back when I traveled through the Middle East and I picked up a statue of a Jackal, just like Anubis, god of the afterlife! Except I turned into a female Jackal. A very sexy female Jackal with long pretty black, grey and white hair with paws, breasts and a fully functioning vagina... That my colleague couldn't keep his hands off of. Yeah when that happened I freaked the fuck out. Good thing was that the transformation only lasted five hours before I changed back into my sexy manly human self and anything bad happened to me.

Although I did miss the breasts and I was sexy as hell. Just. I really didn't want Blake's dick inside me.

"I wonder how long this transformation will last?" I said this aloud with a voice so pleasant that just listening to it made my worry go right out the front door of the tomb.

With the pain finally ebbing away I decided to take action. With a grunt I pulled my right arm or right front leg forward slamming it down to the temple floor creating a loud clop sound to emit next to my head.

I felt both my ears splay back from the loud clop sound causing my headache to return but not as bad as before. "Dear Faust that hurts."

'Wait... Who the hell is Faust?'

"No matter." I said allowed trying to bring myself up on all four legs. My multi-hued hair was draped over my now white muzzle, I flipped my head back causing my hair to its rightful place and not in front of my eyes.

I turned my head from side to side looking at the treasure around me. It seemed that there was no height difference from the Pegacorn body and my natural sexy human body.

"Amazing." I mumbled to myself. I picked my right foreleg and began inspecting it. It was um... It was pastel a beautiful alabaster white but it was more cartoony then it was real looking.

And what the strangest thing was. I was able to bend and rotate my new leg like I was able to with an arm when I was a human. "Truly fascinating." I felt a twitch go off on my back feeling the sensation of air running through... My wings! That's right I forgot that artifact had wings! And a horn! I looked up from my foreleg and looked to the white spiraled horn that adorned the center of my forehead. If I had to guess was about two feet long.

My wings twitched again. I felt the wind running through the white feathers and when it did I felt this sensation. I felt like I wanted to fly through the sky and into the heavens, to feel the fast wind run through my wings as I soared the blue sky above.

I shook my head dropping the thoughts before I could let them linger on. I began to inspect my body. It was hard to do since there was no mirror but from the way my neck was able to turn and bend I could see my flank... My alabaster round and supple flank that was adorned with a picture of the sun on it.

"My first tattoo and it's on my ass? Awesome."

Taking a few minutes to inspect myself, I found it odd that I looked nothing like an actual horse. Sure I had wings and a horn and my mane and tail were both four colors and swayed around me like there was consistent wind flowing around me but still I looked like cartoon toy created by Hasbro.

"I don't think they ever created a toy that looked like me. Or toy that had horses that looked like me... Wish I had a mirror. I want to inspect myself fully."

And if by magic (which we know doesn't exist) a golden light appeared at the point of my horn blasting a golden ray into the wall where a full scale mirror hung by a simple nail.

"This day is just exciting!" I giggled happily not caring how a mirror came out of my horn.

But now there was a test I needed to accomplish. No more then twenty feet away was the mirror that I had asked for. Problem is I needed to get there and I have no clue how to walk on four hooves.

Looking down I gazed at my alabaster forelegs and asked. "How the hell do horses walk?" er trot whatever which one it is. "Alright think brain think." Slowly I brought my right fore-leg forward first, then my back left leg, then my left fore-leg and my back right leg.

I repeated the process slowly before trying to go a little faster then faster again till I was able to trot myself in circles. "Hah! Look at that. Been a horse for fifteen minutes like a -." My sentence cut short quickly when I missed a step causing me to crash forward face first into the floor with my rump in the air.

And thanks to gravity caused it too crash down with my legs spread and my pus-.

Well that term seems rather vulgar. I'm a horse, now a mare to be precise. I thinks it's better if I used the term marehood instead of pussy.

My legs spread and my marehood came in contact with the cold stone of the temple floor making my head jump and my back arch from the sudden cold I felt down there.

"Jesus fucking Christ that's cold!"

I hopped back up onto my hooves trying to forget about the coldness I felt, by trotting to and fro making I wouldn't trip again and. A shiver went through my spine as that! Resurfaced into my brain.

"This wouldn't have happened if I had clothes on!" I yelled and if like magic (Again) the tip of my horn gave a golden glow and in a flash it dissipated into nothing. "Well... That was anti-climatic."

I trot forward a few steps before I stopped suddenly and felt some fabric brush against my legs. Turning head I looked to my back legs and found a questioning sight.

"Are those... Pants?"

Indeed they were.

"Why am I wearing pants?" I gave a heavy sigh deciding not to question it before I got to the mirror that was still hanging on the temple wall.

Taking a careful trot forward I reached the hanging mirror and gasped at the sight before me.

It was.

She was.

I was beautiful. Simply beautiful. Everything from my swaying multi-hued mane to my magenta colored eyes that popped out in beauty from the mascara and eye liner that really brought the color out. There was a golden crown adorning my head just above my long spiraling horn with a lavender jewel placed in the middle. Then a large necklace with a lavender jewel that adorned my long swan like neck. Attached to the necklace was a piece clothing, a shirt if you will that held the same color as the jewels on my crown and necklace. The shirt reached down past my unfurled wings and tucked into my kaki pants.

The pants themselves were really something. As the lavender shirt tucked into them there was a belt the same colors has my mane, pink, mint green, navy blue and baby blue that wrapped around my waist before ending on a large gold buckle that adorned the same image as the tattoo that was pictured on my flank. The pants themselves were a regular tan in color until reaching the area where my cannon was. Just think at where a humans shins are were three suns? That is what they looked like to me. Three red circular suns on each pant leg that had a few shining ray adorning the tops and side.

Under the pant legs were a pair of shoes. I could not see them but I could very well feel them. Looking down at the very edge of the mirror I cought the sight of my hooves adorned (gosh I love that word) with each a extravagant and well crafted golden shoe.

I looked up from my inspection and there was something I hadn't realized till now.

I was smiling. It wasn't a large toothy smile that I've seen people do but a simple happy smile when things are just fantastic. "Yeah I'm way sexier then Jacqueline." (The name I gave myself when I turned into a female Jackal) I said looking into the mirror giving a sideways glance my mane covering my left eye as I gave the mirror a raised brow with my large wings unfurled to my sides.

I couldn't hold the pose for long before I erupted in manic fit of giggles. As my giggles began to slow and die down and looked at my new self again and pondered. 'What should I be called till I turn back? Something with an M... Marissa? No. Mary? Nah. Molly?.. I like it.'

I looked straight into the eyes of my mirror duplicate and felt compelled to say something. Something so random so ludicrous it would make any person just LOL there eyes out.

"So... Tell me Molly. Do you like. ...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Bananas?"

Just as I finished that last word all hell broke loose. The temple began shaking, snakes slithered there way to freedom as piles of gold and treasure began to disappear as the floor beneath it began to give way.

I was shocked, scared and pissed my pants as the temple began to break apart. The stone ceiling started crashing down all around me. Tears were streaming down my muzzle as the chaos surrounding me caused me to back up to the shrine where artifact i found once stood.

There was nowhere for me to go and there was nothing I could do. I wanted fly out but I didn't know how. My eyes became blurry from the tears I shed. I accepted my inevitable fate and lied myself down on the shrine I stood upon.

I let my mane cover my face as I cried a river of tears at my soon death unknown to me that as the temple began to crumble, the eyes of the statuettes began to glow brighter and brighter before shooting an enormous ray of light onto the shrine I lied upon.

The light swirled picking up faster, faster and faster before it began to harden.

I wasn't sure what was happening the same as before. I held my eyes shut as everything happened around me. I was beginning to grow tired. So tired I couldn't hear the destruction of the temple. 'I guess this the end for me. I'm comin home mama... I'm comin home.'

The 'Lost Temple of Sol' once lost in time was now no more. Only ruins stood at the wake of it's own destruction and the giant gem that centered in it's ruin would never be found. Inside that gem was a mare that was once a man that will forever be forgotten.

The world will change and the inhabitants will find new worlds to live on as the world underneath them crumbles. The millennia's shall pass but never will the magenta gem that houses the inhabitant be found.

As the new world begins to grow and the new creatures control the land sometime soon will gem break away and the mare known as Molly shall be born anew.

Or the same all I know is that she likes Bananas.

Author's Note

Please comment. I really want to know of this story is crazy.