Who I've Become - Celestia Is Me.

by spetsnaz pinkie pie

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Other, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 12514

A small journey into the jungle will some how lead you to an ancient temple where you will become trapped in a larg diamond for 10'000 years. But before that you just so happen to turn into a large female horse with wings and horn.

You an adventurer from earth will search for the 'lost temple of sol' inside the jungles of South America to find an artifact that will no noubt make you rich. I'm not talking a few million. More like enough cash to pay entire world's debt and then some.

But things don't go like you always plan. Don't they.

Journey into a story where another person not related to any of the other fics I have up will be trapped for until who knows how long where all he has is himself...

Well make that herself.

Published 2014-01-20 21:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-17 13:56:02 UTC

Chapter 1. Into The Dark Tomb

Chapter 1. Into The Dark Tomb.

The jungles of South America, or better known as the Amazon Jungle, a place filled with danger at mostly every turn. Where the largest creature to the smallest insect even the plant life will most likely kill you and were no sane person would ever traverse alone.

But who ever said I was sane in the first place?

"Damn it, damn it, damn it! Where in the seven rings of hell did I put that map!"

Okay that's no way for an introduction. Alright let me start. Hello people's my name is Devin, the billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

No that's Tony Stark... Anyway my name is Devin. People usually call me 'Devin the Dude' no relation to the rapper. And I have been wandering through this damned jungle for about... Four days now. Trying to find 'The Lost Temple of Sol'

I've heard rumors through my adventures. Rumors of a temple lost for over 5,000 years, rumors said that the temple was vast in gold. Treasures untouched by time and one artifact. One artifact unlike any other. There was no specifics to it except for it's detail.

"To find this Artifact, one must find the Temple of Sol. There in the heart, one will find the winged; unicorn artifact. Crafted from platinum. Eyes cut from flawless pink diamonds... But be weary traveler. I have told you what you will find inside the heart of the temple. But the artifact itself... Even I in all my wisdom am unsure what magical properties this strange artifact shall possess."

That was told to me by a gypsy in the city of Cairo when I was adventuring through Egypt. Of course I didn't really pay much attention to what she said. In my mind all I heard was the comedic sounds Cha-Ching as the thought of bags of money began floating around in my mind.

That was maybe three months ago when the gypsy spoke to me. I traversed the world looking for any clues on the lost temple, bits and pieces began to pop-up in some countries like Japan, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Mexico and the good ol' U.S. Of mother fuckin A...

Strange thing though, each piece I found pointed me below the equator and the final piece I found was a script written in Latin. A language that has been dead for over... Hell I'm not really sure how long. And if you know me I had no clue what the hell it said... But thankfully there's the internet to save the day...Moving on.

With every piece I found they all pointed me here to the Amazon Jungle. About a hundred miles or so outside the capital Brasilia, I had to ditch my jeep about 40 miles in as the terrain began to worsen and the only possibility of me getting around was to be on foot.

Like I said that was four days ago, now I find myself in some unknown part of the jungle trying to find that damn map! I looked everywhere for it. My shirt, my pants, rucksack. The only thing I could find were my water bottles (Trust me you don't want to drink the water here.) enough M.R.E.S. To last me about another week. My autographed Indiana Jones whip. (Signed by Harrison Ford of course) My machete to cut down any foliage in my way and a few other things to help me for my survival in this jungle. Also a compass come on any adventurer like myself would use one, and last but not least my trusty 45.

What? You think I wouldn't carry a gun through this dangerous crap? Let me tell ya, have you ever seen Indiana Jones? Of course you have. Look all that crap that happens in those movies actually happens here in real life. Except for the aliens, that was just dumb.

Of course I haven't happen to come across any Nazis, but there was this one German guy but I digress.

Now back to finding that blasted map. I swear I did something with it before I headed off to bed the previous night but what?

Oh. Shit. I remember now. I turned the damned thing into a hat when I got bored walking through the terrain. And because of that, when the wind picked up the hat blew away in the wind never to be seen again.

"You damnable jackass!" I yelled to myself before using my hand to pimp slap myself across the face. "Ok. Ok. Calm down just a simple screw up. I should probably try to head back to Brasilia and get another map... Although that will be another eight days wasted just to get to there than back here. Not to mention that the damn Compass doesn't even work with all the Iron ore under the ground."

Yep you heard me right. You see the magnetic field around the jungle (thanks to the iron ore) is causing the Compass to turn and turn and turn without giving a straight direction to where north should be.

That or it could be magic...

Yeah fucking right!

But now I have to pack up and go... Somewhere?

"I'm screwed aren't I." Not really a question, more like I'm pretty much fucked unless there is a possibility, (Impossible possibility) that Cortana can some how appear out of the blue and help me make it back to civilization. Although I would need to be the 'Master Chief' for her to even want to help. (Did you play Halo 4? Dear god it was a good game but the ending made it feel like a bad love story...) anyway.

"Ok, everything's packed up and I'm ready to go. Question is. Which way should I head?" Curious I was at that question. I scratched the stubble on my chin as I turned 360 degrees. "Alright I think I know how I can solve this."

I coughed into my hand clearing my throat as I began my unique process of choosing the direction I would be going... And it as been very reliable all those others times I had to use it.

"Now... Let's Begin. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!"

And there you have it! The new direction I will be heading to. Hey I know it was kind of childish but what's the fun with growing up?

Rucksack on my back, machete in my hand and my pistol in my holster. Whip strapped to my other side. Nothing could stop me now. NOTHING!

Well almost nothing. If it wasn't for the large golden temple standing before me I don't think anything could have...

"It's in front of me isn't it?" I asked to no one but myself. Strange how I was sleeping only 20 yards away from the temple I have been searching for, for over... I lost track again.

And yet... I don't really seem excited about finding it. You know after doing this for about... Seven years now I still kinda hope there will be a chance of me running into some bad guys trying to be... Well bad. I mean sure there are some raiders that I pass by from time to time but I'm talking like. 'Bring an evil super power back to life only for America, to kick there asses! Again!' bad.

But this ain't Indiana Jones or The Mummy so... Yeah.

'Murica!'

Looking at the temple it seemed to be made out of pure gold? "Yeah this place is worth one hell of a fortune!" It was weird actually. As I looked to the entrance I spotted weird looking horses standing upon the two pedestals right under the archway that lead to the gold and gem encrusted doors.

Now I've read a few books on mythological beings when I was a kid. Pegasi, Minotaurs, Unicorns, Chimeras and Dragons. That type of stuff. Strange thing was that these statuettes combined the Pegasus and a Unicorn forms and mixed them together into some sort of. Pegacorn?

Strange though usually these ancient temples have the usually Anubis or some other depicted gods from the ancient times used as statuettes placed on pedestals for protecting the temple? "Why Pegacorns?"

I wasn't the one back then to decide why but it would be pretty cool to read about that.

Breaking away from my astonishment on the two statuettes I walked passed them heading through the archway and to the gold and gem encrusted door. Unknown to me that the eyes of both Pegacorns, began to glow a magenta aura once I passed.

As I got up close to the large golden door there were several strange hieroglyphics chiseled on to it which weirdly predicted of... 'Ancient Egyptians'? Offering gifts to a large Pegacorn's?

Part of me really wanted to question why Ancient Egyptians were doing such a thing. If the pieces I had found that brought me to this place were written in Latin, why were Egyptians in the picture? Well if I could speak and or read both the Latin and Egyptian languages I would understand. But right now it's time to do what I do best.

Follow the yellow brick road.

There was no way to open the door. No handle or switch I could see. If this thing is voice operated I'm going to be slightly upset. "Alright times up lets do this..." I took quick inhale before lifting hands high in the air. "OPEN SESAME!"

...Nothing happened.

I tried. For over three hours using quotes from films that had this kind of predicament and still nothing happened. "This is complete bullshit! No way to get in and it has a damn voice controlled door..." (How the hell they even have that kind of technology back then?) "And I bet the password to open the damn thing is something stupid like 'Friendship is Magic'".

Un-butt-fuckingly believable, the doors began to creak open as the sounds of gears scraped against one another making the large and most certainly heavy ass doors made out of pure gold open... French style.

"If your listening up there god I just have three words for you... 'You. Fucking. Suck.' I can't believe out anything else I could have said it happened it to be a phrase so..." I shook my head not bothering to rant out my frustration. The inside was dark thanks to there being no light. (Dumbass) So to solve this dilemma I searched in my left pocket for my lighter. The lighter that had the letter's O.D.S.T. Stamped on the face. "There's treasure to be found in this mother fucker and now it's all mine!" I took one step forward crossing the threshold of the temples doorway. "Just got to find it first."

Walking and walking and walking. "Dear Jennifer Aniston's sweet ass how long is this damn hallway!? And where the hell are the damn booby traps! (Hehe I said booby) You know the big ass boulder that's suppose to squash me like a bug. Or the poisonous darts flying out of the wall! Or the damn spikes popping out of the floor! Jeez you would think the people that built this shit would have tried having better security for it."

30 minutes spent walking through this damn place and you know what? ...The temple didn't even seem that big on the outside. Hell I could have walked around the damn place about five times by now. And the damn hieroglyphs on the wall were the same thing. Humans and Pegacorns. Pegacorns and humans. They just went on and on.

There was one of a human having sex with a Pegacorn. And that just weirded me the fuck out.

Another 15 minutes of walking and I finally caught something at the very end of the hall. There was flicker of light like a shine against a silver coin. I sped faster to the door to find out what it was and to get out of this blasted hall way.

If I had a diaper on then I would have crapped my pants from the blissful sight in front me. A pit. That's what it was. A beautiful pit, filled with gold, gems and more, much more! If I could compare the sight to anything it would barely resemble that of Scrooge McDuck's money vault.

And there. Just beyond that vast amount of treasure that will most likely take me an entire year to retrieve in full was the real prize. I couldn't fully see it but the fact it was on a pedestal just like the two Pegacorns statuettes outside meant it was the ancient artifact the gypsy foretold. That and I could see the pink diamond eyes were glowing in the light.

"Now how am I supposed to get down?" I thought about diving down like Scrooge McDuck but remembered what happened to Peter Griffin when he tried to do the same.

It was not a liquid, my god was it not a liquid.

I looked left and right, up and down. There was no latter or staircase I could use to walk or hell even climb down. So I'll just have to improvise. Luckily for me (I did tell you I was a lucky basterd right?) there were Pegacorn statuettes lining the walls of the room. One not being so far away I might just be able to do some cool Indiana Jones shit! Placing my machete back into it's sheath on my back I whipped out my whip from my side causing a loud crack to sound inside the tomb.

With me being a younger and sexier version of Indiana Jones (Not really if that's possible?) I swung my whip forward to where the end wrapped around the Pegacorn's horn giving me a sturdy object that will do what needs to be done... And that is to get my ass to that artifact.

With a few tugs on my end I was ready to swing.

(Queue Indiana Jones horn song thingy.)
*Sorry to whom ever is reading this. The song that should be playing is not because fimfiction does not like windows phones.*

With my whip tightly secured around the Pegacorn's horn I leapt off the ledge and swung my way down to the treasure...

...Until the Pegacorn's horn snapped off causing me to now plunge with great speed, down to the treasure, where if I look further there were sharp items sticking out of the gold doubloons or something.

"Oh fuck me." Was the last words I said before plunging down ass first into the treasure below.

I Tumbled and twirled before coming to a complete stop. I was dazed from the fall but nothing serious, most likely a broken ass. Can't tell you how many times that's happened... (NOT A BUTT SEX JOKE)

Furthermore I shook my head from the slight grogginess' I felt from the impact. When my eyes decided to stop spinning in there sockets like some Bugs Bunny type fashion I gaped at the sight in front of me.

There. No more than an inch away was an golden clad sword, the tip only a millimeter or so from turning me into a woman...

Or dead either or is bad.

I looked up to ceiling to find a small hole that let the light of the sun inside the chamber and spoke. "I take everything I said back. I love you God."

'Location Heaven'

God watched from his large balcony looking over the world he created. He listened as Devin praised is name the same day he cursed it and couldn't help but get a little upset.

"Make up your damned mind you stupid asshole! Love me or hate me either way your still going to hell!"

And with that God pushed off the railing to his balcony and walked back into his bedroom where a half naked Kate Upton in ever so sexy lingerie beckend him to bed.

Back with the Commando Vault Hunter Roland... I mean Devin the Dude.

And there she is, my true prize. Oh and isn't she beautiful. How much will I get for this beauty 100 trillion? Maybe 2? Ah hell I might not even sell her. I'm all ready more rich then Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne combined!

Think of it like this. I can pay for the Death Star plus five more and still have enough to make myself a few Ironman suits. Hell I'm the reason the world isn't in debt anymore and why there's a colony on mars.

Humans for the win bitch's!

Wait... Where the hell am I going with this?

Whatever.

The Pegacorn artifact truly was a work of beauty. I don't think I could even describe it. The way the sun reflects off of it's platinum body. The wings that stand erect giving it some form of royal air to it.

And the eyes. The eyes that shine bright even without the help of light.

Damn that last one rhymed... I think. Maybe. Meh.

I reached for it not even thinking if there was a booby trap or some sort of trigger for said booby trap.

Now I have it here in my hands. The texture of it's body was smooth to the touch. It's mane was too beautifully crafted and the wings and horn... I didn't try to touch they looked fragile and I didn't want to risk breaking perfection.

"It took me months and ten of thousands of dollars to find you, you magnificent thing. Leonardo da Vinci and Paul McCartney ain't got shit on you.

I had all I needed at the moment. I can come back later and pick up the rest of the treasure as soon as I call Jeeves and tell him to fly over a few helicopters and pick up my loot.

I took one step off of the podium where the artifact once stood and the bright pink eyes of said artifact began to shine brighter than before. Pink mist began to seep out of them and slowly began to wrap itself around my arms.

"What the fuck!?" I yelled as the mist began to move further up my arms. Unknown to me as my eyes kept focus on the artifact, the eyes of the statuettes above me were glowing as well and the mist they gave off came crashing down like a freight train to the artifact I held.

The mist began swirling around my body lifting me high into the air. Faster and faster it swirled till the air felt still and the mist encompassed me into a bright pink bubble.

I couldn't see anything... The light was blinding and I couldn't feel the artifact in my hands anymore. 'What the hell is going on!' I tried to voice out the thought but I couldn't feel mouth open or my lips move.

This was freaking me out more than that time I went to Disney Land, screwed the actresses that played Jasmine, Repunzel, Mulan, and Tiana, in a foursome of hot passionate sex before being chased off by Goofy, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and for some odd reason Ted Nugent.

Why Ted Nugent was there I have no fu...

Just as I was about to finish that thought the wind began to pick up and the bright light blinding me began to dim. And just as I was about to voice out a happy prayer, the pink mist around me evaporated into thin air and my body slammed head first into the temple floor below knocking me unconscious.

Why the hell was Ted Nugent at Disney Land? And I think Repunzel and Tiana both had my babies...

I am not really sure how long I was knocked out but I tell you this that when I woke my head hurt... Alot.

'Oh hell my head! God dammit why does my head feel like my ex-wife just slammed one of her vibrators over my head?'

Hay don't judge me! Yeah so we experimented a bit when we were married.

I remember this one time we picked up this very sexy lady from... Hell I don't remember. But the night we had with... Her? Was a night I don't think neither of us would ever forget. Well I know I wouldn't.

I remember it like it was yesterday we had a threesome. When we brought the lady home with us we found out she was really a tranny... A well endowed one to be honest. Crossed swords a bit before she took my ex-wife's pussy and I took my ex-wife's ass... To bad my ex-wife didn't live through that night. When we woke up the next morning the tranny and I found her dead with largest smile on her face.

To pay our respect to my now dead wife I screwed the tranny over her corpse. We fucked and sucked for six hours straight, my dead wife was drenched in cum of mine and the tranny we brought home when it all ended.

I think she would have been happy.

When it was over I handed the tranny ten grand to never say a word about that night... I think she left more than happy...

Wow none of you were ever suppose to read about that...

Moving on. The minutes passed and the pain reverberating inside my noggin began to dim and I felt it was safe to open my eyes.

And. The damdest thing happened when I opened them. I found myself staring into locks of multi-hued hair that had the colors of pink, mint green, navy blue and baby blue that swayed in the non-existent breeze.

"What in the hell am I looking at?" My voice for some odd reason was... Feminine and had some sort of air to it. Like royalty and damn was it soothing. And weird.

The pain inside my head was still to much for me to begin freaking the fuck out, besides... If I think I know what's happened to me then I know that it won't last long.

How do I know you ask?

Well if im correct than the artifact I picked up transformed me into the Pegacorn it was based off of. The same thing happened to me a few years back when I traveled through the Middle East and I picked up a statue of a Jackal, just like Anubis, god of the afterlife! Except I turned into a female Jackal. A very sexy female Jackal with long pretty black, grey and white hair with paws, breasts and a fully functioning vagina... That my colleague couldn't keep his hands off of. Yeah when that happened I freaked the fuck out. Good thing was that the transformation only lasted five hours before I changed back into my sexy manly human self and anything bad happened to me.

Although I did miss the breasts and I was sexy as hell. Just. I really didn't want Blake's dick inside me.

"I wonder how long this transformation will last?" I said this aloud with a voice so pleasant that just listening to it made my worry go right out the front door of the tomb.

With the pain finally ebbing away I decided to take action. With a grunt I pulled my right arm or right front leg forward slamming it down to the temple floor creating a loud clop sound to emit next to my head.

I felt both my ears splay back from the loud clop sound causing my headache to return but not as bad as before. "Dear Faust that hurts."

'Wait... Who the hell is Faust?'

"No matter." I said allowed trying to bring myself up on all four legs. My multi-hued hair was draped over my now white muzzle, I flipped my head back causing my hair to its rightful place and not in front of my eyes.

I turned my head from side to side looking at the treasure around me. It seemed that there was no height difference from the Pegacorn body and my natural sexy human body.

"Amazing." I mumbled to myself. I picked my right foreleg and began inspecting it. It was um... It was pastel a beautiful alabaster white but it was more cartoony then it was real looking.

And what the strangest thing was. I was able to bend and rotate my new leg like I was able to with an arm when I was a human. "Truly fascinating." I felt a twitch go off on my back feeling the sensation of air running through... My wings! That's right I forgot that artifact had wings! And a horn! I looked up from my foreleg and looked to the white spiraled horn that adorned the center of my forehead. If I had to guess was about two feet long.

My wings twitched again. I felt the wind running through the white feathers and when it did I felt this sensation. I felt like I wanted to fly through the sky and into the heavens, to feel the fast wind run through my wings as I soared the blue sky above.

I shook my head dropping the thoughts before I could let them linger on. I began to inspect my body. It was hard to do since there was no mirror but from the way my neck was able to turn and bend I could see my flank... My alabaster round and supple flank that was adorned with a picture of the sun on it.

"My first tattoo and it's on my ass? Awesome."

Taking a few minutes to inspect myself, I found it odd that I looked nothing like an actual horse. Sure I had wings and a horn and my mane and tail were both four colors and swayed around me like there was consistent wind flowing around me but still I looked like cartoon toy created by Hasbro.

"I don't think they ever created a toy that looked like me. Or toy that had horses that looked like me... Wish I had a mirror. I want to inspect myself fully."

And if by magic (which we know doesn't exist) a golden light appeared at the point of my horn blasting a golden ray into the wall where a full scale mirror hung by a simple nail.

"This day is just exciting!" I giggled happily not caring how a mirror came out of my horn.

But now there was a test I needed to accomplish. No more then twenty feet away was the mirror that I had asked for. Problem is I needed to get there and I have no clue how to walk on four hooves.

Looking down I gazed at my alabaster forelegs and asked. "How the hell do horses walk?" er trot whatever which one it is. "Alright think brain think." Slowly I brought my right fore-leg forward first, then my back left leg, then my left fore-leg and my back right leg.

I repeated the process slowly before trying to go a little faster then faster again till I was able to trot myself in circles. "Hah! Look at that. Been a horse for fifteen minutes like a -." My sentence cut short quickly when I missed a step causing me to crash forward face first into the floor with my rump in the air.

And thanks to gravity caused it too crash down with my legs spread and my pus-.

Well that term seems rather vulgar. I'm a horse, now a mare to be precise. I thinks it's better if I used the term marehood instead of pussy.

My legs spread and my marehood came in contact with the cold stone of the temple floor making my head jump and my back arch from the sudden cold I felt down there.

"Jesus fucking Christ that's cold!"

I hopped back up onto my hooves trying to forget about the coldness I felt, by trotting to and fro making I wouldn't trip again and. A shiver went through my spine as that! Resurfaced into my brain.

"This wouldn't have happened if I had clothes on!" I yelled and if like magic (Again) the tip of my horn gave a golden glow and in a flash it dissipated into nothing. "Well... That was anti-climatic."

I trot forward a few steps before I stopped suddenly and felt some fabric brush against my legs. Turning head I looked to my back legs and found a questioning sight.

"Are those... Pants?"

Indeed they were.

"Why am I wearing pants?" I gave a heavy sigh deciding not to question it before I got to the mirror that was still hanging on the temple wall.

Taking a careful trot forward I reached the hanging mirror and gasped at the sight before me.

It was.

She was.

I was beautiful. Simply beautiful. Everything from my swaying multi-hued mane to my magenta colored eyes that popped out in beauty from the mascara and eye liner that really brought the color out. There was a golden crown adorning my head just above my long spiraling horn with a lavender jewel placed in the middle. Then a large necklace with a lavender jewel that adorned my long swan like neck. Attached to the necklace was a piece clothing, a shirt if you will that held the same color as the jewels on my crown and necklace. The shirt reached down past my unfurled wings and tucked into my kaki pants.

The pants themselves were really something. As the lavender shirt tucked into them there was a belt the same colors has my mane, pink, mint green, navy blue and baby blue that wrapped around my waist before ending on a large gold buckle that adorned the same image as the tattoo that was pictured on my flank. The pants themselves were a regular tan in color until reaching the area where my cannon was. Just think at where a humans shins are were three suns? That is what they looked like to me. Three red circular suns on each pant leg that had a few shining ray adorning the tops and side.

Under the pant legs were a pair of shoes. I could not see them but I could very well feel them. Looking down at the very edge of the mirror I cought the sight of my hooves adorned (gosh I love that word) with each a extravagant and well crafted golden shoe.

I looked up from my inspection and there was something I hadn't realized till now.

I was smiling. It wasn't a large toothy smile that I've seen people do but a simple happy smile when things are just fantastic. "Yeah I'm way sexier then Jacqueline." (The name I gave myself when I turned into a female Jackal) I said looking into the mirror giving a sideways glance my mane covering my left eye as I gave the mirror a raised brow with my large wings unfurled to my sides.

I couldn't hold the pose for long before I erupted in manic fit of giggles. As my giggles began to slow and die down and looked at my new self again and pondered. 'What should I be called till I turn back? Something with an M... Marissa? No. Mary? Nah. Molly?.. I like it.'

I looked straight into the eyes of my mirror duplicate and felt compelled to say something. Something so random so ludicrous it would make any person just LOL there eyes out.

"So... Tell me Molly. Do you like. ...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Bananas?"

Just as I finished that last word all hell broke loose. The temple began shaking, snakes slithered there way to freedom as piles of gold and treasure began to disappear as the floor beneath it began to give way.

I was shocked, scared and pissed my pants as the temple began to break apart. The stone ceiling started crashing down all around me. Tears were streaming down my muzzle as the chaos surrounding me caused me to back up to the shrine where artifact i found once stood.

There was nowhere for me to go and there was nothing I could do. I wanted fly out but I didn't know how. My eyes became blurry from the tears I shed. I accepted my inevitable fate and lied myself down on the shrine I stood upon.

I let my mane cover my face as I cried a river of tears at my soon death unknown to me that as the temple began to crumble, the eyes of the statuettes began to glow brighter and brighter before shooting an enormous ray of light onto the shrine I lied upon.

The light swirled picking up faster, faster and faster before it began to harden.

I wasn't sure what was happening the same as before. I held my eyes shut as everything happened around me. I was beginning to grow tired. So tired I couldn't hear the destruction of the temple. 'I guess this the end for me. I'm comin home mama... I'm comin home.'

The 'Lost Temple of Sol' once lost in time was now no more. Only ruins stood at the wake of it's own destruction and the giant gem that centered in it's ruin would never be found. Inside that gem was a mare that was once a man that will forever be forgotten.

The world will change and the inhabitants will find new worlds to live on as the world underneath them crumbles. The millennia's shall pass but never will the magenta gem that houses the inhabitant be found.

As the new world begins to grow and the new creatures control the land sometime soon will gem break away and the mare known as Molly shall be born anew.

Or the same all I know is that she likes Bananas.

Author's Note

Please comment. I really want to know of this story is crazy.

Chapter 2. 10,000 YEARS!!!

Chapter 2. 10,000 YEARS!!!

In small room, two beings sat side by side realizing the extent their lives have been through.

"Chief we did it! After all these years we have finally done it. The Covenant, the Flood, the Halo Rings, the Didact and the Prometheans. They're finished, finally gone and humanity now stands above all in this universe."

"And I couldn't have done it without you Molly." The Master Chief spoke as he wrapped his arms around his equine Spartan friend.

"John..." I said the Spartans true name softly as I caressed his helmet with my armored hoof. "We have been through so much together. After so much time saving the galaxy and killing the bad guys we both grew close to one another and... I've come to realize something in that time."

My magic from my horn flared as I encompassed my helmet, an audible hiss came forth as I slid my Mark VII helmet off letting my mane fall past my head as I looked with my own tear filled eyes to John's scratched orange visor. "I realized John, that I love you. I love you with all my heart an there is no one else I could ever fall for."

I couldn't tell what John's expression was. He was quiet for so long and the helmet just... I hope I didn't scare. Huh to think the 'Master Chief' after facing so much is scared because I declared my love to him. He wouldn't be scared truly he couldn't. Could he?

"Molly." He softly said my name brushing away a lone tear from falling from my muzzle with his large armored hand. "Molly I am a soldier a Spartan. I can not leave this life I would never leave this life."

I stopped him from going on as I turned my muzzle away from his hand tears streamed down my face and my fur became matted. "John please!" I cried to him. He moved his hand back to his side before I looked back to him. "I will follow you to the end's of the universe and beyond John, believe me when I say this. I love you. I don't care if we can't live together as civilians. I don't care if we are sent on mission after mission after mission. As long as I'm with you I'm happy.

Just tell me John, just one thing... Do you love me?"

So quiet. So very quiet. That was what my bedroom was with only John and I in it. The cooling vent of the Infinity's air condition was all I could hear along with my own heart beat. It raced as I waited for what felt like an eternity for the love my heart to answer me.

There was sigh that escaped the speakers in his helmet and before I knew it his strong hands reached up to his forest green helmet. He twisted the helmet to the right and a small hiss escaped the opening as he began to remove the one piece of his armor that he would has yet to remove in front me.

Scars adorned his pale white skin. Scars from the battles we've been in together then there was the one's he had gotten before he had found me on the the Forerunner planet. His forest green eyes penetrated deep into my magenta ones. He didn't say a single word to me as we were locked into each others gazes.

It was so sudden as he pushed himself forward. The way his lips pressed against mine was moment I longed for. Our tongues danced against one another as we pushed each other closer. The way his sharp canines felt when I brushed my tongue under it made me moan from the way it scraped against it.

The heat emanating from my marehood was growing hotter and hotter as I felt the lust for John climb the longer we were together like this.

With all my might I pushed the invincible Spartan off of me breaking our kiss. I looked to his forest green eyes with lust and determination.

I wanted him right here, right now.

"John I want you so badly right now. I want to feel you, taste you, love you. I want you to rut this bad mare and never stop." As I said all this John's chiseled face grew a toothy smile that made me quiver with excitement before it grew saddened.

"Molly I would take you and ravish you right now. But the only thing stopping us is our armor. The only way for us to remove them is if we go down to deck C-4."

I began to laugh as I tapped my armored hoof on his armored chest. "John~"I said with a sing song voice. "How do you think I've been able to walk around the ship with out my armor?"

I nuzzled his confused face before I leapt off of the bed. I gave John a half lidded look blinking my eyes in a sultry manner as I paced myself before him. My horn flared to life and my armor was encompassed with a golden aura. Slowly my armor began to fall to the floor in pieces starting with my barrel. As the pieces fell John's eyes grew larger and sweat began to drop from his brow.

Now I stood bare before him, my flank swaying in his jaw dropped face a smirk on my lips as I watched him intently staring to my winking marehood. He wanted this. He wanted me.

He wanted me so badly I heard the sound of a metallic ping emitting from his cod piece as my rump danced in his face with my tail beginning to tickle is chiseled chin.

"Molly." He paused to stand to his full height of seven feet. I craned my head up just a bit to see him smile. "Get this armor off of me. Right." He leaned forward, his groin pushing up against my marehood causing me to moan a bit as placed his lips next to my ear. "Now."

I gasped before fully turning to him a giggle leaving my lips just as I spoke back to him. "With pleasure my love."

My horn flared for a third time and the pieces of John's armor began to fall. His forest green armor fell piece by piece. His scared chest made me drool and the thickness of his bulging abs almost made me faint.

Then it happened.

His armored leggings fell along with his cod piece and there right before my eyes was a sight I dreamt of since we had first met.

His member stood tall at fourteen incredible and throbbing inches. His Spartan hood was immense and I wanted nothing more than to rub it against my face maybe have it slap me a few times.

Before even I could realize it I had prompt myself up onto the bed my tail high in the air waiting for the legendary Spartan to take me to the realm of bliss.

I felt John grab hold of each side of my flanks. His hands resting on the sun marks that were their. I moaned as he needed his fingers into them and his cock began to tease my swollen lips. My wings had flared to their full length and began to throb along with my heart. John asked me once what that meant. He laughed a bit as i gave it the term 'Wing-Boner'.

"S-stop teasing you basterd! I have been waiting years for that giant Spartan cock of yours! I want it and I want it now!"

"Oh?" He questioned. His member stopped rubbing against my lips as I felt his cock begin to prod the folds of my wet marehood. "Molly thinks she can handle this "Super Soldier"huh?" He said his tip barely pushing in making me groan in wanting.

"Oh god yes!" I yelled trying to hold myself back from turning myself around and pouncing on him. The tip of his member left the entrance of my swollen marehood making me whimper in displeasure. "W-what are you doing?! Come on rut this sexy mare!"

The Chief began to laugh quietly as he gripped harder onto my flanks making me squirt out just a bit. "A squirter huh?" He chuckled deeply. "I hope you're ready Molly?"

I was so ready. I clenched my eyes shut waiting for the inevitable pain along with the joyous pleasure to come and make me a true mare.

I waited

And waited.

And waited some more.

Nothing was happening. "John what are you waiting for?" I said annoyed that he wasn't giving me the best sex ever! Well the only sex. But still! I turned my head around and opened my eyes to yell at my lover only to find that he was gone...

Everything was gone.

John, my bed, The Infinity. I was standing upon nothing with my flank in the air presenting myself to nothing and no-one. The world around me was nothing but black empty space that held nothing... Nothing by me.

"John?" I called out scared a d wandering what in Faust name was going on! Above me a flash of light flickered gaining my attention and before I knew it the black world around me began to dissolve and deteriorate as the light encompassed everything around me.

With the light closing in a realization hit forth and I had begun to laugh like a mad-mare.

In a dark cave far in the depths of the Everfree Forest a giant pink gem stood tall with a silhouette of a large pony inside.

The gem had been lost in time for the past ten million years. The world had changed far from what it used to be. The human race had left long ago when the extraterrestrials had landed. When humans asked for peace the aliens only wanted war thus making said aliens becoming annihilated by the awesomeness of humans.

When the world began to crumble and wither the humans left to take over the alien home world and force peace onto the planet for the destruction the aliens caused on earth.

Now millions of years into the future the world is controlled by new creatures and two that can control the sun and moon...

MmmmmMake that three now.

The gem began to crack and a bright luminescent light began to flood out. Pieces began to fall and the once dark cave illuminated with intense light. If any being were to be close by they would have surely gone blind.

As the pieces fell, laughter began to fill the ancient cave and when the gem finally shattered the form inside began to rise laughing manically.

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! FREE TO CONQUER EARTH!!!"

Author's Note

GO, GO POWER RANGERS!!!

Chapter 3. Yeah I Got Nothing.

Chapter 3. Yeah I Got Nothing.

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!FINALLY AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! FREE TO CONQUER EARTH!!!"

The strong voice of the alabaster alicorn shook the walls of the ancient cave causing stones to crumble and tiny rodents to skitter away in fear. When the seconds past and the shaking subsided the alicorn inside the broken gem began to giggle hysterically as she rolled over on the cavern ground slamming her hooves against the dirt.

"Hehe oh Faust! I've always wanted to quote the 'Power Rangers'." The alicorn gave a loud gasp as a thought came to her. "I'd bet I would look damn sexy as the pink ranger..." Molly stood upon her four hooves with a sultry smile on her muzzle.

"Only one way to find out."

With that said molly's horn lit up with a golden hue and in a flash her body that was once covered with a gold crown a sleek lavender silk shirt and fire embezzled pants was now an equine styled pink ranger uniform full with pink ranger skirt, pink ranger boots and pink ranger helmet with a hole large enough for her horn.

"Hmmm. It feels... Tight." I said as I began prancing around. "I need a mirror." With another flash from my horn, a full body length mirror stood against the wall. "Now to see what my sexy self looks like."

'Oh. My. Celestia!'

"N-no... It can't be. There is no way my flank is that big!" I turned back and forth shaking my flank and coming to the horrid and truthful conclusion...

"I-I have a fat flank...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO" I dropped on to the ground, my horn lighting up again obliterating the entire pink ranger outfit in my huff of sadness and rage as I cried. Tears matting the fur on my face as I rolled against the dirt denying how big my flank was.

"W-what kind of man would love a fat ass like meheheee~. I will be so alone! I'll be an old creepy mare with dozens of cats and, a-and WWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The loud cries from the alabaster alicorn drove away the many critters that were in close proximity of her cry's. Even outside the ancient cave the many Timber Wolves that lurked in the Everfree Forest began to howl the same they did when it was time for the 'Zap Apple Harvest'.

Back inside the cave, the alicorn known as molly gave a louder gasp than before as she jumped right onto her hooves and gave a devilish smile to the unsuspecting reader's. "Maybe having a big flank is good? You know what they say 'more cushion for the pushing'. And momma has all the cushion a stud could want!" Molly finished with an audible smack from her hoof striking her flank.

Licking her lips, Molly's horn charged once again where in a brief flash her original ensemble was back to where it belonged. Placing her crown on just the right spot on her head, the alabaster alicorn took charge heading to where the cave ends and the sea of studs awaits her.

She was at full gallop. The light at the entrance of the cave grew larger and larger, she could smell the fresh air of the forest and the musk of many hunky males nearby.

Faster and faster she galloped picking up speed, her large wings unfurled ready to take flight out of the cave and out to the bright blue sky above. Being no more than just a meter away Molly flapped her wings and gave a victorious cry.

"I'M SUPERMAN-I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!" I screamed to the heavens as I took flight for the first time ever that wasn't me being stuck in my own thoughts for the past ten million years.

"This feels way better than it was in my own head." It was true! The wind in my mane the feeling of my wings flapping as I flew through the open sky above the foreboding forest below.

Looking out the farthest reaches my eyes would let me, I caught site of a beautiful castle that stood high on the side of a large mountain. "Hmmm. I'll conquer it later." I said taking a passing view at the castle. Taking in a large inhale from my snout, a memorable and pleasant smell came to me. "Mmmmn apples."

With the smell of apples invading me a growl ran through my stomach and a blush crossed my face. "How long as it been since I last ate? Ah that's right, ten million years ago... Wow the world certainly has changed huh?"

Even though the world around me changed the smell of apples was making me so hungry I could eat a horse. (Does that mean I was so hungry I would eat myself?) "Ah, who the hell cares."

Searching for the smell of succulent apples my vision caught view of a small village not to far away, with a farm filled with apple trees far from what the average eyes could see. But to me I counted about one hundred thousand apple tree's.

Without thought I dived down to the border of the town closest to the apple farm. With a thundering crash my hooves collided with the soft grass bringing cracks to the dried dirt below. "I hope I didn't dent my hoof guards?"

Checking my golden shoes I could see there was no visible dents but they were a bit dirty from the dirt. "Luckily I have magic to clean them." With my shoes cleaned I began walking to the apple farm but before I did I came across a large tree with a small sign nailed to it. "Welcome to Ponyville! Happiest little town in Equestria... P.S. We're sorry about Pinkie Pie."

"Hmmm, a town named Ponyville how quaint. Is Equestria the name of the country? Funny, two horse puns in one message, what's next cities name Manehattan or Canterlot. Oh that would be too much... And what is this Pinkie Pie, weird but it is an adorable name."

"Eye poke, twitchy tail, inflamed appendix. GASP! Somepony called my name adorable!" Pinkie Pie squeed with joy, but then another form of 'Pinkie Sense' came to her.

"Oh my gosh! Hopscotch, nose pick, uncontrollable bladder! Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, NO! Twilight! TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!!!"

Pinkie zoomed out of Sugar Cube Corner like a bat out of hell leaving a highly confused Mr and Mrs Cake in her wake. "Um, Honey bun... What just happened?"

"I-...It was just Pinkie being Pinkie deary."

The Cakes shrugged with what just happened and began baking there bakery goodness with out giving what just happened much thought leaving the steaming pile of crap at the front door where Pinkie dropped it.

Back with Molly, the alicorn that thought she was a Pegacorn lied back at the bark of a well developed apple tree munching away at her twelfth apple and in her opinion the most juiciest of apples that had ever graced her lips.

Molly threw away the apple core just like the others and was ready to take another apple from the tree, but something caught her senses.

A smell.

A smell of sweat and musk that only one type of gender could create. A male was nearby, Molly could smell it in the air. Picking herself up from the tree Molly followed her nose as it lead her to the male close by.

Twist and turns through the apple orchard and finally she stopped. Now in her vision she caught the site of the smell she was being attracted too. Before her eyes was a large stallion, not as big as her just a foot shorter. He was red in coat color with a long shaggy orange mane. He struggled as his visible muscles bulged as he pulled the heavy plow behind him.

Just by looking at the stallion, Molly began thinking some very erotic thoughts. The further her mind delved into them the further her mane would turn from it's rainbow like appearance to a sparkling gray one.

"He's no Nicholas Cage but he will do." Molly said licking her lips, taking her first step out from the orchard and straight to the large hunky stallion in her sight.

Author's Note

Like I say please comment.

Chapter 4. I'm Sorry.

Chapter 4. I'm Sorry.

Twilight sat inside her library looking at the newest edition to her personal collection of rare books. She inhaled the musk of the old pages giving her a euphoric feeling of happiness that spread through out her being. "Oh Mr. Book if only you could talk." She inhaled the musk again but this time it was beginning to make her wet. "Hmm, you know just how to make this librarian so horny."

Twilight got into position on her back. Her hind legs spread giving view of her puffy marehood and engorged clit. She enwrapped the old tome with her magic, the spine placed right at the lips of her marehood ready to officially add the book to her collection.

Twilight eased the spine in close ready to feel the euphoria of having sex with a priceless tomb...

"TWILIGHT!!!"

Until a pink blur came crashing through her front door.

Twilight lied back stock still, her horn glowing with the tomb still in enwrapped in her magic so very close to aching marehood. But now there was something else that was also close to her marehood. Well somepony. "Ummm. Twilight? What are you doing?"

Twilights left eye twitched before her horn let out a large spark sending Pinkie and the book flying across the room. The lavender mare jumped to her hooves frantically breathing as cabinet full of books fell over squashing the pink party pony.

"PINKIE!" Twilight yelled. Grabbing as many books with her magic as she could, Twilight flung them away to save her pink friend from the books of doom.

As the weight of the books lessened, Pinkie's pink party head popped from a small pile her eyes spinning in their sockets as her tongue lolled out from her mouth. "The birdies go round and round and round going tweet, tweet, tweet."

"Um, Pinkie?" The lavender mare question. Hearing those words the Pink Party Pony comically shook her head, her eyes snapping shut letting her eyes adjust to their rightful place so her eyes wouldn't go Derpy.

(Although there is nothing wrong with Derpy eyes only that Derpy is the only mare that can pull them off)

Pinkie gasped in shock before glaring to the naughty librarian. "Twilight how could you!" She said with a stern voice. "Why if Star swirl The Bearded caught you raping that poor defenseless book he'd be devastated."

Twilight flopped on the floor crying. "I-I knowwwwww!" She cried. "I can't help myself Pinkie! Books they're, they're just so SEXY!" The lavender mare cried into her hooves.

"Shhh. It's okay Twilight, we're only ponies." Pinkie pat her friends back to come her down.

"Wait a second!" Twilight yelled, jumping onto her hooves causing Pinkie to fall back onto another bookcase where another cascade of books fell on her pink head. "How dare you insinuate that I raped this book! I'll have you know this one just like many others are part of my personal collection. So what I do with my beautiful sexy books is my business Miss Pie."

Pinkie didn't hear a single word Twilight had said. Instead the pink mare was imagining a night with her colt-friend in some... Very erotic positions. "Mmmm. Right there! Oh Mr. Peabody! Yes! Yes! Keep hot dogging my buns!"

...Twilight was confused, flustered and... Just completely freaked out. "Uhmmm... Pinkie? You okay?" Twilight asked stepping closer to her hallucinating friend.

"Wait! Don't go Mr. Peabody! I-I love..."

"Pinkie snap out of it!" The lavender mare yelled again. The mare by accident took hold with magic her tomb covered in her own mare juices and used it to smack the pink party pony across the face. Pinkies eyes derped again as juices smeared across her cheek. "Pinkie? You okay now? And who's Mr. Peabody?"

A loud gasp rang through the air as Pinkie Pie jumped into the air frantic over something. "TWILIGHT!!!" She screamed. "Wehavetohurry! MypinkiesensewentofandBicMacsgoingtocheatonRainbowDashifwedon'thurry!!!

The lavender unicorn blinked very and utterly more confused then she was one minute ago. "Pinkie can you slow it down, I can't really understand you."

"Oh, okely dokely Twilight. Well earlier my 'Pinkie Sense' went off with an eye poke, twitchy tail, and inflamed appendix. That means somepony said my name was adorable."

"Well that's nice..."

"No Twilight!" Pinkie quickly shoved a hoof into the unicorn's mouth. "I had another 'Pinkie Sense' right after. Hopscotch, nose pick, uncontrollable bladder."

"And what does that mean?"

"It means Big Mac is going to cheat on Dashie!" She screamed. Her blue eyes tearing up and her mane falling flat.

"Pinkie..." Twilight paused watching her friend start sobbing. "That is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard you say. First of all, you and I both know Big Mac would never cheat on Rainbow, second you do know their wedding is coming up in two months. And lastly how did you even know that's what your 'Pinkie Sense even meant?"

Pinkie sniffled before wiping her tears away. "W-well... The first time, I had a 'Pinkie Sense' that was similar to that one. It went hopscotch, nose pick, human hands. And then my hooves started growing fingers."

"Uhuh? And what, if I may ask does that mean??? And what in Equestria are hyuumanes?

"It means Lyra was going to cheat on Noteworthy with Bon-Bon."

Confused lavender mare is still confused. She was so confused she completely forget to follow up on the human question.

"Pinkie that makes no sense. Same sex couples don't exist in Equestria. Or... Anywhere in the 'My Little Pony Universe'."

"I know that Ms. Smarty Pants! Those things are just weird fantasy's created by those fat neck beard trolls that can't get laid."

"Exactly." Twilight said.

A relative pause came and went before a realization came to Twilight. "Say Pinkie. What did happen with that whole 'Pinkie Sense shebang with Lyra and Noteworthy?"

"Well it turns out Noteworthy had feelings for Bon-Bon as well as Lyra, and all three decided to start a herd together."

"Well that's nice of Lyra to agree to that."

"Well she and Bon-Bon have been best friends since they were filly's."

"So, back to the problem involving Big Mac..."

Pinkie gasped totally derping on her Big Mac 'Pinkie Sense' "Twilight you have to listen to me, we need to go to Sweet Apple Acres right now. I have a very bad feeling and it involves Big Mac!"

"Well why didn't you say so Pinkie! Come on we have to stop anything bad from happening to Rainbows Stallion!" And just like that the two mares took off from the library leaving a small baby dragon alone with pictures of Rarity and her husband.

Except Spike had cut out the pictures of Thunderlane and replaced them with pictures of the baby dragon himself showing how much of a creepy stalker the little weirdo truly was...

'Meanwhile Somewhere else'

Pinkie and Twilight made it to the apple family farm with no hitches. They trot past the gate and began there track on the dirt road that would lead to the farm house.

Twilight tied a leash and collar to Pinkie's neck before magicing Ms. Smarty Pants her old doll that Big Mac had taken years ago.

(What? You just thought Twilight would let him have her? She's magic. I'm pretty sure Twilight made a spell that would return her doll incase she lost it when she was a filly)

"Alright Pinkie here you go, get his scent come one you can do it."

"I'm not a dog you bitch, but thanks this will actually help us find him." Pinkie sniffed the doll then took off with Twilight holding onto the leash for dear life.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!" The lavender unicorn screamed, until Pinkie abruptly stopped sending Twilight flying a few yards ahead.

Pinkie continuously sniffed the air around her meaning Big Mac was close. Twilight on the other hoof slowly slid down the bark of a large apple tree.

Pinkie trot closer to her lavender friend and her something that made her giggle. "No Can-dance, I'm a bwig fwilly I can use the potty by mwyself."

"Twilight, snap out of it!" Pinkie smacked the unicorn upside the head bringing her back to the real world.

"Bwah-huh what?!"

"Shush! ... He's close Twilight. I can smell him."

Just then the red earth stallion known as Big Mac came running out from the orchard yelling. "Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope!" As he past by the the two mares.

Both Twilight and Pinkie looked upon the fleeing stallion confused of what the buck just happened. "Should we go after him?" The pink mare asked confusedly.

Twilight was going to say something but it would never come out, cause as soon as she opened her mouth a bright flash cake from the orchard. An explosion rung out sending apple trees flying miles away.

Out from the dust and dirt came a galloping white alabaster alicorn chasing the red stallion. "GET BACK HERE AND RUT ME!!!" She yelled with a voice so loud it would rupture the ear drums of anypony directly in front of her.

Again the two mares blinked confusedly of what in the buck happened.

"Umm, Twilight?"

"Yes Pinkie."

"Was that Princess Celestia?"

"I... I think so?"

"Oh... Was she wearing stockings and a saddle?"

"Yes. Yes she was."

"What should we do now?"

"Well..." Twilight stopped to think for a quick second. "Well I know what I am going to do."

"What?" The pink earth pony asked.

"Simple. My eyes are going to roll into the back of my head and I'm gonna faint."

And that's exactly what Twilight did. She fainted leaving Pinkie to fix everything...

"Alright Twilights out and there is nopony here to help me..." Pinkie placed a Human ww2 American helm with the rank of general on to her pink head and dawned a large battle axe from out of nowhere. "Alright times up let's do this!

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkins!"

Least I have chicken.

Author's Note

Look another chapter!!!

Well that's good I guess. And random.

Anyway since this is out I can finally finish chapters for.

Who I've become Nightmare Moon

Brothers to the End

An Arrancars Justice

Who I've become Rarity

And

Your Brown Sugar.

Ta-ta

Chapter 5. HOLY SHIT!!!

Author's Note

Welll... There's this.

sorry if you kept getting notifications for updates. For some reason fimfiction is being a bitch.

Chapter 5. HOLY SHIT!!!

Celestia Chapter 5. HOLY SHIT!!!

"You think you could escape me!?" I yelled at the terrified stallion underneath me. His body shaking, but his long black stallion hood pulsated under me as I aligned my winking mare hood with it. Ponies began surrounding us but I didn't care... All I wanted was to drop down and have his engorged godlike member impale me and let me milk it for the next five... Maybe six hours. Don't worry I made a few spells that would make him last.

"You know.~" I sang, my mane rubbing up and down his neck tickling him making his hips give a little thrust causing the tip of his stallion hood to poke at my wet lips. "This could've have been a lot simpler for you if you didn't run away. And maybe a lot less embarrassing. Honestly the fact that these ponies are going to watch us do this is making me a bit hornier...

Who knew you ponies were into voyeurism." I said into his ear has I nuzzled his face. I could hear ponies muttering something... The sound of the female voices sounded shocked from what was happening, but~ the gruff voices of the males were shaky... Oh! And not to forget their engorged cocks unsheathed and wavering under their barrels!

I looked back into the eyes of the stud below me. They were glassy from tears but yet he had toothy smile on his lips.

He was liking this I knew it.

"You ready for the ride of your life big boy!?" He whimpered under me but he did give a small shake of his head. I lifted my large glorious ass in the air, my slick mare hood still at the ready to drop and be impaled by him "Then here we GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With speed that could rival SuperMan I dropped my large booty down!

"OH NO YOU DON'T MISSY!!!"

Only for a funny looking pink pony with a human helmet and awesome looking battle axe in her hooves to clam jam me.

I was close, so close to getting my love canal filled with large meaty dong. But... This thing, this adorable pink pony was BLOCKING THE GOD COCK FROM ENTERING ME!!!

I tried moving to force the phallus inside me but nothing would happen. I looked below me where my mare hood was and my face gave a shocked look at the sight below. I looked back up to come face to face to the pony that did this to me.

"Listen you adorable pink pony, I'm going to count to three and if by that time you have not removed this plunger from my mare hood then I will have no choice but to use it to spit roast you." I said this with narrowed eyes that could make the mightiest of Krogan falter from a charge...

But the pink pony stood where she was never faltering. She too narrowed her eyes, she stared back at me defying me and my horniness' to rut the stud below me.

What was funny though was that as we both went into a stare down neither of us noticed that part of the wooden pole of the plunger was shoved directly into the stallions' urethra causing him to scream out in horrific pain but the pink pony and I didn't acknowledge the screams' not that of just him but also the stallions and mares around us. No all our focus was on each other.

When the screams finally died and the stallion under me blacked out did the pink adorable pony finally spoke. "No I won't miss meanie mean pants! That Dashies' husbando'! And no mare is gonna take him away from her!" She yelled at me.

I moved my head closer to hers our faces pushing against one another's as we kept staring each other down. I gave a snort before giving a wicked smile. "You won't remove it huh? Well then I guess all I have to say to you is to have fun."

The pink pony gave me a quizzical look before asking. "Have fun?"

My smile now grew into a sadistic one. "Yep." My horn ignited in a flash and... "Have fun." Suddenly the pink mare began to freak out as she found her body engulfed by my golden aura. "ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BIIIIYAAAAAATCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All that could be heard was the screams of the pink pony has her body was hurled through the air and across the horizon. She was gone and a twinkling star took her place as she was blasted off and out from the planets atmosphere.

I looked away from the horizon the scene around me only to find my self alone. All the mare, stallions, fillies and colts were gone from the scene.

"Ahhhhh, party poopers..."

Oh well.

That red hung stud was still under me but I couldn't go through with rutting him. He took a plunger to the urethra! Even I'm not that heartless.

I hope he doesn't get splinters.

Instead of rutting him I magicked the plunger away and placed my original and dare I say sexy looking clothing back on and placed my stockings and saddle into a pocket space where I had placed all my clothes I had magicked into existence. I place the stockings and saddle between my 'Dominatrix' outfit and my 'Playcolt bunny' outfit.

With everything in working order I looked back at the stallion and gave a nuzzle. "Hay look." I said to him even though I knew he couldn't hear me. " I know I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number." I magicked a business card from thin air and placed it in his mane. "So call me maybe."

And with that I gave him a kiss on the cheek and my golden aura engulfed his and in a flash sent him back to the apple orchard from where we first met. But before that happened I took one last look at his stallion hood and witnessed the gaping hole that was his urethra.

"Poor guy, I hope these ponies can fix that for him."

I gave a shrug before expanding my wings. "Oh well not my problem." My horn lit up again and in another flash something very precious to me floated down into my hooves. "I'm still horny though." I said before taking to the sky...

With my 'Antonio Banderas Blow-up Doll'

Chapter 6, 'My...' (Sniff) 'My Cake.'.

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chapter 7. If it looks like a horse.

Celestia Chapter 7. If it looks like a horse.

Oh my god! Will this bitch ever shut uuuuuup! Yelling the same bucking thing over and over again. 'IMPOSTER! SHOW YOURSELF AND FACE THE WRATH OF THE SOLAR PRINCESS!!!'

Yes if I cared I would go down their and buck her right in her cunt just to shut her up! But the intense sex with Antonio really wore me out... I think it's his rugged mexicaness that truly drives me insane and makes me so horny...

"SEARCH FOR THE IMPOSTER! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED! FIND HER! FIND-"

That's it! I've had enough!!!

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLIP INTO A SEX COMA!!!

All was quiet for a second or so as my sexier voice flew through the air for all too world to hear.

But it all went to hell as the cloud I was laying upon exploded and I in all my sexiness fell through the sky...

Faster and faster my body fell to the ground below heading for impact. But of course this is me we're writing about, so you all know that only when I was about a second or so from impact my wings flared open and with the gracefulness of an angel my golden slipper touched the ground like that of a slipper of a ballerina.

Every horse thing around was in awe of my sexy gracefulness. The way my mane moved with the non existent breeze and angelic like movement of my hooves clopping along the cobble stone path.

Truly I was a goddess in their eyes.

"Fiend! So I see you are the imposter imposing as me? Tell me imposter how far did you believe you would go without my sister or I learning of your imposterness?" Celestia said glaring at the imposter.

All was quiet as the regal Celestia looked at the clothes wearing Celestia menacingly and the clothes wearing Celestia looked to the regal Celestia confusedly.

Regal Celestia was furious, but clothes wearing Celestia was...

'OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!!! WE'RE TWINSIES!!!' She yelled with supreme excitement in her mind. And if any one were to be listening they would have surely had a brain aneurism.

'But I should make sure, I mean I have had this body for such a long time... Maybe 'she's' the imposter and trying to play it off on me?'

'... The hell with that! There are two of us! You know how hot it would be if we were both being rammed by studs while the two of us made out with each other? Goddess I'm getting wet just thinking about it!

But first I need to be sure if were 'actually' twins.'

"Hmmm." I said as I moved closer to my look-a-like. She had the same sexy pink eyes as me only difference is that she looks like there was a fire in hers. We have the same awesome multi-colored mane. We seem about the same size and with her wings flared they're just as impressive as mine.

So far I have deduced with my smarty smart mind that we are definitely identical. But...

"You look like me." I said stepping closer to my twin. She had this cute little angry pout that just made me want to hug the stuffing out of her.

"You smell like me." I said stepping to the side and sniffing her neck. 'hmmm vanilla'

Celestia's body stiffened when the imposter sniffed her neck. 'What the buck is this imposter doing?'

I circled around her to her flank and found something awesome. 'Oh. my. gosh... Her flank. It's just as grand and glorious as mine!'

Just then a thought came to my mind. A thought that will reveal if we are truly twins.

Celestia became nervous as the imposter staid in the position next to her large and supple flank. 'Okay Celestia stay calm. This could just be Discord playing a prank... I mean he is the god of chao-.'

Something happened. In that moment Celestia's mind froze, ponies and the lunar princess gasped in shock and the one thought to be an imposter Celestia had a smile upon her muzzle as her tongue dug deep into the regal Celestia's marehood.

Every being was frozen in shock, even the chaotic god known as Discord whom sat in his floating lawn chair with marmalade spilling all over his fur was in shock at what had happened.

Seconds past and the clothes wearing Celestia removed her tongue from regal Celestia's marehood and began smacking her lips together making a humming sound before licking her lips.

"Yep definitely my twin. She tastes just like me."

Author's Note

Yay chapter!

Got addicted to World at Arms and My Little Pony game from Gameloft.