Not All Gems Are For Eating

If a pony were to glance into the royal garden in Canterlot this particular day, that pony would see endless beautiful flowers, each with their own aroma, and rows of perfectly trimmed hedges shaped to represent famous ponies from the past. It would see a fountain in the center of it, providing water to the plants and to any passing passing birds, creating a colorful rainbow when the sun shined from the right angle. And the pony would see a young ruler skipping through the garden, careless, her dark mane blowing in the breeze.

Yes, such a pony would think that with the princess smiling, the castle behind her bringing hope to the residents, and the royal guards faithfully watching over the princess and her ponies, nothing could go wrong! This was the perfect day, and no shadow could seek to infiltrate or even imagine ruining this happy scene.

Such a pony would be wrong. For evil will always threaten to bring darkness over what we hold dear, and Princess Luna had a knack for summoning darkness.

In the center of the garden stood a stone statue of the infamous Discord--a chaotic creature with unimaginable power. Twice he had been trapped in stone, and it seemed history was to repeat itself as a crack began inching its way up the back of the statue, signifying the return of chaos and the near end of harmony.

Luna had been walking by this statue when she had heard it call out her name.

"Discord? How...? Dost thou yet live, Draconequus?" Luna replied, completely taken by surprise.

"Luna, my dear Luna," Discord's voice sounded almost distant but clear, "How can I be alive if my heart's not beating? Really, I'd be shaking my head right now if I could! But stone statues can't do that. Stone statues can't do ANYTHING!"

"'Tis thine own fault for thy punishment! Still thy tongue or explain how you can still speak, monster," Luna stomped her hoof down and looked around for any nearby guards.

"What, you thought--? Oh ho ho!" A chill rushed up Luna's spine at the sound of Discord's laugh despite his face not changing. "No no no, Princess, I'm not dead! You see, it's quite lovely being stone. I get to look out at the castle everyday... watching... learning... and might I suggest you close the window before you take a shower, your highness? I expect half of Canterlot can see into that room."

"Y-you may suggest nothing, villain!" Luna blushed and looked to the side.

"I would also BEG you not to sing while you're showering anymore. Either that or get me some earplugs..."

"SILENCE!" Luna got up and personal with the stone face that had yet to move. "WE DO NOT NEED YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS ON HOW WE BATH! WHEN WE ARE FEELING DIRTY, WE WILL DEAL WITH IT AS WE CHOOSE BEST!"

Somewhere not far away, several guards looked to the skies in confusion at what they just heard.

Luna stepped back and puffed out her royal chest, stating, "It is not our wish to quarrel with a beast such as yourself. If thou hast come to taunt us, we will not waste our time with the likeness of you. There is a kingdom to run, and perhaps thou wouldst allow us to get back to it?"

"Oh, but Luna, I'm not hear to bicker about shower routines! I'm here to warn you... of a great danger," Discord's voice suggested a smile behind that stone finish.

Luna looked at the statue, unsure whether to trust it. "We are... listening," she said slowly.

"You see a certain pipsqueak dragon has gotten a hold of something that doesn't belong to him," Discord explained, "Something I created for a single purpose."

"Pray tell?" Luna tried not to sound nervous. Discord's voice sounded off in her head, uttering one word and echoing endlessly in her ears. Chaos.

A smile almost seemed to form on the statue's face.

"We are not sure we understand," Luna's eyes were wide, "What is this device that can create such a catastrophe?"

"Well, if I told you that, it would ruin the fun for everypony, wouldn't it? Haha! Just know that little Spike has no idea what he's doing, as usual, but the "device" as you call it was created for the soul purpose of deceiving minds and bringing chaos to those around it. The longer Spike holds it, the more of a hold it will have on him until the poor weakling has no mind left at all!"

No! Spike is the assistant of our sister's most faithful student! "Why art thou telling us these things?"

"Because I want to get out of this stone prison, and I can't do that as long as Spike carries that device! So I need you to do your royal duty and save Ponyville once more. Get it ready for me will you? I have BIG plans for those ponies once I'm out of here." Luna glared at Discord and turned to leave. "Oh, one more thing! I wouldn't tell your sister about this. If Celestia thought Spike was a threat to Ponyville, she may take certain actions that leave poor, poor Twilight all alone. You wouldn't want anything to happen to Spike or Twilight would you? You know, they make such a cute team."

Luna stood silent for a moment. "You said Spike carries the device? Everywhere he goes?"

"Oh yes, everywhere! Spreading disharmony along the way, I'm happy to say."

"Then this device is small enough to hold in one's hoof. Thank you for the hint, Discord. We will see to its destruction and your permanent banishment." With that, Luna walked away from the statue, eyes set on Ponyville.

"Hey, Luna! Your royal plot looks better when it's wet!"

Discord's eyes were soon covered with poison joke as a bashful princess set off once more.

~~~

Spike had decided to take the long path around Ponyville square for… obvious reasons. He was still super horny from his visit to Rarity’s, but he couldn’t do that many ponies at once!

All right, Spike, think! Where could you find a willing partner? Or a potentially willing one at least, Spike thought with a smirk as he squeezed the rock in his claws. Twilight was pretty easy, but going back now would just cause problems, I think. Eh, I’ll handle that later. For now, I gotta find somepony worth my time!

“Help!”

Let’s see… Carrot Top? Nah, she’s a weird one.

“Help me, please!”

Lyra and BonBon would probably come as a package deal if I asked one of them!

“Anypony!”

Derpy Hooves? Hehe, she probably doesn’t even know how to mate! Might be fun to “teach” her how it goes…

“Spike, ah need help!”

“Huh?” Spike spun around and faced the direction he thought the cry for help was coming from.  In the distance, he could make out the figure of a pony outside the Everfree Forest. “Holy celestia sticks, somepony’s in trouble!”

Spike ran as fast as his little legs could carry him, the pony coming ever closer until he could recognize it as… Applejack? Wait, something was chasing her!

A fearsome Timberwolf kept right on her tail as genuine fear covered Applejack’s face. “Heeeelp!” She ran straight for Spike, leading the enemy right towards him.

“Hey! Leave her alone!” Spike began running towards the two, closing the distance quickly. Gritting his teeth, Spike pulled back a claw and--

Fell flat on his face.

An inconveniently placed twig was all that it took to cause the dragon to trip and fall. As he fell, though, Spike looked up and faced the beast, and right as he landed, an unintentional breath of fire was forced from his mouth.

Applejack saw the flame coming and ducked, but the Timberwolf wasn't so lucky. A small flame like that wouldn't do much damage to a regular pony, but Timberwolves have the disadvantage of being made completely of wood; and it didn't take long for the creature to catch aflame and run as fast it could back toward the forest.

Washed in relief, Applejack stood and smiled at the dragon on the ground before her. He looked a bit surprised.

Spike stood and sighed. That could have been messy, he thought to himself. At least Applejack is safe... wait... where's my stone! Spike's eyes scanned the area where he tripped and fell, desperation growing within him. I can't have lost it! I can't have--aha! Spotting it a couple yards from his position, Spike scrambled to get up and retrieve it. As soon as he picked it up, he wiped it off and held it to his chest.

Something else happened as soon as he picked it up, too.

"Humm... h-hey, Spike?" Applejack slowly walked over to her friend. Sweet Celestia... The familiar feeling of heat returned immediately to her, drawing her attention to Spike and how brave he had just been.

Spike turned to face Applejack, almost having forgotten about her. "Oh, uh, yea, Applejack?"

"Ah jest--Ah jest wanted to say that what you just done was very brave and honorable. You're a good friend, Spike." I... I need it something awful!

"It's no problem, Applejack," Spike assured her, standing up and starting to go.

"Wait, I... huh..." Applejack's mind spun and her breathing grew heavy. All she could think about was rutting this dragon. "You just saved mah life, Spike!" Her back leg lifted up when a tiny drop of liquid began rolling down it. "Ah wanna return the favor."

I know where this is going... "That's not necessary! A good friend helps his friends whenever they need him."

"Ah need you now!" Applejack took a few quick steps before stopping herself. "What ah mean is..." You know you want it. Gosh, that scent! "Since you saved mah life, that means I'm your eternal servant." She stepped up and leaned close to his ear. Taking a big whiff, Applejack filled her nostrils with his masculine aroma, turning herself on more and breathing out, "Your slave..."

"But that's only for dragons!" Spike walked past her, growing ever more nervous. "You can't have a dragon code if you're a pony."

Applejack stood there for a moment watching him walk away. Ya gotta do something quick! If'n ah have to jump you, Spike, ah will!

Out of the blue, a rainbow-maned pony shot from the sky and landed with a thump! in front of the two. Lifting up her head slowly, Rainbow Dash revealed herself to the dragon and lifted her chin a bit. She had her mane tied back in a pony tail and wore a sexy smile on her face.

Applejack glared at the pony in front of her. What is she doin'?! The little sneak came in when Applejack had him all riled up and planned to steal him away. Not in your life, Rainbow Dash! Applejack stomped at the ground, ready to charge.

Spike, however, was glued to his spot and could only stare at the mare before him. Rainbow Dash looked the dragon up and down before licking her lips and moving towards him. When she came within arm's reach, Spike held his breath and forced himself to face forward while she circled him. She moved slowly, stopping to breathe on the back of his neck for a moment before placing herself in front of him again. The pegasus winked at him and lifted a single hoof, showing off her new footwear.

Socks? Really? Applejack only got angrier as she watched the acrobatic pony sway for her prize.

Spike's face was flushed and the tip of his member was beginning to show, much to the winged pony's delight. She slowly lowered herself a few feet from him and lay down in the sexiest pose she knew.

"Hey, Spike. Wanna have sex?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Applejack jumped in front of the advancing dragon. "Seriously?"

Rainbow Dash stood up and walked to the other side of Spike. "Have you ever had an orgasm in the middle of a Sonic Rainboom? It's awesome!"

"R-really? How would you even know that?" Spike stuttered out. Rainbow Dash only gave him a suggestive smile.

"Yea? Well ah'm the pony with the most stamina here! Spike, you could ride me all night long, an' ah wouldn't get a near-bit tired," Applejack countered.

"Do you smell that, Spike? That luring scent that demands attention?" Rainbow Dash flicked her tail inches from his face, successfully wafting her heated scent into his nostrils. "You wanna taste the rainbow, baby?"

Spike's eyes widened at the slightly familiar smell of a needy pussy.

"She's a bad apple, Spike, but I'M one of the juiciest... sweetest... tightest..."

"An Apple can't be tight, nimrod!"

"For Pete's sake, Rainbow!"

Spike ducked just in time for the two ponies to run into each other, locking hooves. As the two's yelling intermingled into something untranslatable, Spike curled in the grass between them and shook the stone in his claws. Isn't there any way to turn this thing off?! It was still glowing the same way it had been all day.

"Just let me have Spike for one hour, then ya'll can him!" Applejack insisted.

"Yea right!" Rainbow Dash pushed her hooves against Applejack's in an attempt to move her away from her dragon. "If you get Spike first you'll--EEP!" Rainbow felt a head push itself between her legs and unleash its magnificent tongue onto her folds.

"Ah'll what? Use yer words, Rainbow!"

"Ooooo~!" Rainbow's mouth opened and a blush broke out on her cheeks. Applejack faded from imagination at the feel of Spike's long tongue playfully opening and closing her folds. She began swaying slightly, closing one eye and moaning into Applejack's face.

"Fer Pete's sake, what's wrong with you?" Applejack watched Rainbow's socked hooves almost slip from her own as the pegasus started bouncing randomly. "Rainbow? You okay?"

"It's gonna rain soon..." Rainbow squeeked out, unable to look Applejack in the eyes.

"What? There's not a cloud in the sky," Applejack replied, completely oblivious to what was happening below.

Rainbow threw her head back. "Yeeeaaaaaa~ But it's gonna rain soooooo h...haaaaaARD!" Her eyes finally met Applejack's, half-closed, tongue hanging out ever-so-slightly, and sweat matting her mane.

"Rainbow, yer not making any SENSE!!"

?!

Applejack gasped when she felt Spike's claw slowly inch its way up her thigh and stop right beneath the burning source of her discomfort. Rainbow Dash clumsily nodded her head when she saw Applejack's face began to blush as brightly as her own.

"Oh yea, it's gonna rain."

Spike lay beneath the two, silently listening to their moans of pleasure. Just working his magic... *Sigh*... I'm the one who somehow miraculously ends up with a magic rock to get me laid, and yet I'm the only one NOT about to explode onto somepony's face, he thought. Oh well. At least somepony was getting what she wanted...

Applejack's forehead hit Rainbow's and leaned against it. She mouthed the word "wow" to Rainbow who once again nodded her head vigorously. Every time Spike's finger would push into her, the buildup of pleasure would get stronger, intensifying... doubling in strength... she was going to cum... OH she was going to cum so hard! She could FEEL it! "Spike, go deeper! Ah wanna cum harder than ever before!"

Spike felt his face further smothered by Rainbow's flank as she pushed herself into his mouth. It was now impossible for Spike to remove his tongue from her marehood--just the way rainbow liked it. "Ah, ah, yes! Ah!" Everytime Spike tried to move his tongue even a little, it would hit a sensitive part of her and send her mind spinning. "K-keep going! Keeeeep goiiiing~! Aaaaand... Spike, I'm--!"

Applejack looked and saw her friend's pleasure-filled face and dropped hard onto Spike's hand. Now aint that one sexy sight! She began bouncing as hard as she could against Spike's fingers, sending them deeper, squeezing them harder, covering them in her juices, driving her ever closer to that moment of glory when she would--

"Spike, I'm coming!" Rainbow Dash shouted to the skies, squeezing her legs around his face and sending her juices down his cheeks. She moaned in delight and rode the feeling out for all it was worth! This... this awesome! Spike's tongue didn't miss a beat and vigorously drank her juices and drove her to a second orgasm before the first had a chance to slow down.

"Ah-ah'm almost there! Jest... k-keep... OH! This is it! hunh, hunh~! <3" Applejack gritted her teeth and pounded his fingers as deep as they could go.

Then she joined Rainbow Dash in her chorus of praises to Spike.

Every moan, every squeek of pleasure drove him to push harder, go deeper! He was going to get some after this! They would love him so much, they would beg him for more!

Applejack hit her second orgasm as Rainbow Dash finally slipped down from hers. The rainbow pony could only sit there, panting and watching Applejack squirm under the pleasure. She's so cute when she's trembling like that, Rainbow smiled at her friend and grabbed her head, holding it still as she panted and rode out the orgasm she had chased all day.

After a few more seconds, Applejack came down from her high and exhaled loudly. The two ponies fell down next to Spike, one on each side. "Thank you... Spike..." Their eyes slowly closed and their breathing became steady.

Spike waited a moment before standing up. Once he was on his feet, he looked down at the two happy ponies. They were smiling... Spike hadn't really seen them this peaceful for a long time, actually. He looked down at the rock still lying in the grass. So, is this rock for me? Or... is this rock for them? He looked down at his enlarged member and sighed. Well, technically they're asleep right now, so they couldn't even fight back if they--NO! No, Spike! You won't! You won't you won't you won't! Oohh, but I REALLY need to--

"Hey, Spike?" Spike spun around to see Rainbow Dash sitting up and looking at him sheepishly. "That was really good, and... you're a really good friend! And, well... all I was saying earlier was smack-talk... I've never actually been with somepony before." She looked into his eyes. "Or somedragon. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to feel that good, too, and..." Rainbow Dash smiled. "You wanna try that sonic rainboom thing?"

That was all Spike needed to hear. Spike smirked at her and let out a quiet growl. "MINE."

"Yes. Yours," Rainbow Dash eagerly stood and stretched her wings. When Spike ran over to her and climbed aboard, she couldn't help but feel his warm dick against her back, already making her wet again. "Hehe, I'm always up for a challenge. How about a blowjob a hundred feet in the air?" Without waiting for a response, Rainbow took off, flying behind the first cloud she found.

~~~

Princess Celestia stood on her balcony overlooking her garden, finally taking her break from royal duties. The majestic sun pony took a light sip from her cup of tea and sighed. "I am so blessed to live in such a place, aren't I, Philomena?" The friendly phoenix beside her squawked, also enjoying the beautiful weather.

"Oh, look, Philomena! A sonic rainboom!"

"OoooOOOH, YEEAA!!"