A Tale of Espionage

Okay, who's got this? You do, no way will this - Shut the buck up, I hate self encouragement.

So my first question as well as yours is likely "Where am I?" Well a while back, about yesterday, I heard that one of my longtime friends was having a wedding. Well, longtime friends in a world where he actually knows who I am, but that's just semantics. I think. Anyway, here I am, Alicorn prince of... something or other, I never pay attention to facts like that, I really doubt I have an invitation, so sneaking into the wedding will be my modus operande.

I swiftly climbed up the fence in front of me, jumping over, doing a couple flips and landing softly. Looking to my left I spied a pair of ponies just in time to duck into the cover of a bush. Hah, nopony can touch Vulpi the ninja. I ran across an empty field to the next bush, jumping out and doing a roll before coming to a stop next to a tall wall.

“Vulpi, You’re at your limit of words.”

“What?”

Bang

HOW AND WHEN DID I MAKE IT TO KOREA?!