P.T.P.P.

by a guy with many hats

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 12066

After morale dips all over Equestria, Photo Finish devises a scheme to help spread love all over Equestria, with four simple letters. P.T.P.P. Profit through pony pornography. Madness ensues.

After morale dips all over Equestria, Photo Finish devises a scheme to help spread love all over Equestria, with four simple words. Profit through pony pornography.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-05 05:40:40 UTC

An indecent proposal

Cadence sat on her throne once again. She nodded lazily as yet another stallion threw around his ideas for getting everypony out of this slump, "So...basically I'm proposing a giant orgy...good idea or great idea?" He added a wide grin that sat unwavering even as the guards closed in, "So is that a no?"

"Guards...see him outside." Cadence added a dismissive wave of her hoof before the guards started dragging the perverse stallion outside, "Ugh- that's the sixth one today. Can somepony please screen these ponies first, if I hear the word orgy one more time today I'm going to show them just how much love an entire guard legion has." As Cadence's mind wandered to the thought of her guards ravishing annoying ponies, one such pony darted through the hall with her entourage.

"Out of ze way! Los!" The mare pushed the guards aside and slid to a stop in front of Cadence, "Frau Cadenza, I have proposal!" The mare quickly shoved her assistance around and before long a large screen and projector were set up in front of Cadence's throne. "I ze amazing Photo Finish have for you today: the solution to ze problem! I present...pornography!"

Before Cadence could interject the lights dimmed, "How did you-" once again she was cut off by the loud whirl of the projector spinning up, "This is-"

"Shh! It begins." Photo hissed with a bit of mad fervor to her voice, "Yes...yes!" The screen flickered to life, "I call zis: Ze Fluttershy fellates fierce phallus!"

The room grew dead still as a petite young pegasus sat nervously on the screen.

Fluttershy wiggled uncomfortably on the leather couch, "Uh...Ms. Finish...I don't think-"

"Silence! Que ze stud!" In a flash a beige stallion wandered into the picture, quickly standing on the couch and facing Fluttershy, "Excellent."

"Photo I don't think- oh...oh my..." Fluttershy grew beet red as she noticed the stallion sliding out of his sheathe, "That's very nice and all but I don't think-"

"Quiet on zee set! Now go raw emotion, primal instincts!" The stallion cocked an eyebrow before propping himself up on the back of the couch and exposing himself fully to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy scooted away from the stallion, "Photo I don't think I-"

"Ach- useless! Somevon get me cider! Quickly!" As if waiting for her request a short mare ran over with several mugs full of hard cider, "Take break everypony, Fluttershy you need to become uninhibited, drink!"

Fluttershy, cider in hoof, stared into the drink, "Oh but I don't-"

"Nein!" Like a flash of lightning Photo could be seen forcing the mug up, sending the spiked liquid into her mouth and dribbling down her chin, "Through your nose, breath through your nose!" After a bit of fretting Fluttershy relaxed and began letting the burning drink slide down her throat, "Good...very good. More Cider!"

With Photo holding the drinks while Fluttershy merely had to facilitate she was pounding back pints like a pro. With a loud belch, that almost knocked her off the couch, Photo deemed her ready and called back the crew, "Oh...excuse me." Fluttershy smacked her lips at the taste of the fiery drink. As the stallion resumed his position Fluttershy began to giggle, "Aww...it looks so funny~" The drunken mare poked at it with a hooftip, "Hi there little guy...hello~"

"Better! But needs more!" Photo's enthusiasm sent Fluttershy into a slight daze. Growing annoyed the stallion gave his hips a quick buck, giving Fluttershy's muzzle a quick bop before pulling back.

"Aw~ he gave me a kiss~" She cooed, tracing a small bit of pre he had left on her muzzle, "I love you too~" She leaned in and gave the tip of the stallions member a quick peck. She pulled back and licked her lips, "Hmm...sweet." Without another thought she rested her nose on the tip and took a deep breath, "I love you too Mr. penis."

"Vas is going- oh!" The camera zoomed in just as Fluttershy gave the tip of the stallion a quick lick, then another, then another. She quickly fell into a rhythm, licking at the center and coaxing pre out after each lick, "Yes...yes, more!"

Knowing that the now drunk mare would be completely happy just lapping at the pre at his tip the stallion leaned forward. His hooves quickly found the back of Fluttershy's head, "Alright...think of this like a hug...a mouth hug." He said slowly feeling his member part her lips, "A nice...warm...hug."

Fluttershy managed a few parting words before having her mouth filled with stallion. "I like hugs-" And with that her wish was granted, in a rather unorthodox way mind you, but it was never the less a rather unique hug. Little by little soft moans were replaced by more carnal sounds.

Vulgar spurts and squelches filled the hall as ponies sat in awe of the perverted film. The whole while Photo Finish stared at the screen, watching each movement and thrust of the stallion as he preformed his sexual art. He would pull Fluttershy down, grind his hips while buried in her throat, and pull her free just before she had a chance to cough.

A few of the guards had taken their leave to go and tend to their bodies, castle staff crowded the door to the hall and watched with bated breath as the stallion started to peak, "Photo in or out?" He asked holding Fluttershy down.

"Hmm, in- no out- no in- no...in!" The present Photo joining in the chant along with the narration.

The stallion simply pulled him body back, keeping only his tip in the drunken mare's mouth. "Oh dear Celestia...I thought you said she did- ah- didn't know what to do." The stallion was told to expect an amateur, but this was an amateur with amazing instincts, swirling her tongue around his tip and providing the slightest suction along with a few soft moans, "Oh- by Luna's massive ass!" With that final vulgarity the stallion gave out, his member throbbing in her mouth before spilling forth it's white liquid.

A soft moan caught Cadences attention away from the screen. Somewhere behind her a mare had just reached that special moment and stained the floor. Once her vision returned to the screen all that was left was a rather flaccid penis and a mare with a dribble of cum hanging off her chin.

"Oh m- *hic* -my...." Fluttershy cringed as she swallowed a final time, "Ah...that was...thank you Mr. Penis..." She gave the stallions package a few strokes with her hoof. The stallion quickly released her and walked off on shaky legs.

"Photo you can go ahead and consider this one complementary...phew- I'm gonna go take a nap." The stallion faded from the scene as the camera focused back on Fluttershy.

"Did I- *hic* do good?"

"You did, excellent-" Photo Finish started cackling before entering the scene, a large red streak running from her nose, "Roll cut the vid-" With that the film cut off. The screen folded up, the projector folded into a carry on bag, and the lights flashed back on.

"What...in bucking Tartarus...was that?" Cadence boomed, "Get out of here now! Guards!" Her requests went unanswered, "Guard?" Cadence wheeled her head around, most of her non essential guards had taken their leave to take care of themselves while the video was fresh in their minds, "Oh you're all getting castrated! I might be the princess of love but I can dish out the pain too!"

Through some insane cackling Photo walked over, brushing the blood from her nose, "I believe, this is the solution to the lack luster haze that has descended upon ze ponies."

With some slight ire Cadence relented, "I suppose it seems to have...excited my staff...and what do you gain from this?"

With a wicked smile Photo spoke, "PTPP."

"PTPP?" Cadence asked, starting to get rather annoyed at the overly enthusiastic porn producer.

"Profit through pony pornography...you make them happy, and I produce the artz!" Visions of fornicating equines flashed through Photo's mind. She began shaking slightly before feeling the returning warmth of a nosebleed, "Oh~ My apologies...ze art can be rather...intense."

Cadence weighed her options. On the one hand she would be known as the porno Princess, on the other she would be known as the Princess who solved this depression crisis, "Given the...unique results..." Cadence looked around the throne room. Several ponies were busying themselves trying to clean the freshly stained floor, "Just don't do anything illegal...."

"Me? Ze greatest artist in zee wide wide world of Equestria? Never." Photo Finish wiped her nose again, "I only ask one thing, I know you have the power to make ponies love...I wonder at the possibilities of this for a more carnal art. All in the name of bringing ze smiles to ze ponies faces of course."

Cadence rolled her eyes, "And on ze- uh the, ponies faces." She gave a deep sigh, "I'll think about it...in for a bit as they say."

"Yes...excellent...I shall return soon to discuss the act!" Photo Finish called to her crew, quickly packing up their things and running out of the hall.

Cadence groaned as she let her head rest on the side of her throne, "What did I just get myself into."

A guard finally lost his composure, folding his legs and hiding his erection under his body, "Something incredibly sexy." Cadence quickly stared at the guard, "Sorry Princess..."

"Oh quiet you...go find Shining armor." As much as she hated to say it, Photo's little show hadn't been completely wasted on her, she was feeling rather frisky and a quick tumble with her husband would do wonders for her tense body, "Actually tell him to meet me in the bedroom! I don't feel like waiting. He's not gonna walk straight after this...."

Generating interest

"Ooooo, looks like fun!" Pinkie giggled while looking over the flyer, "Didn't Fluttershy model before?" Fluttershy's ears quickly perked up before folding back against her head. She slowly slunk away to avoid having to relive the salty experience.

A small herd was gathering to look over the large poster on the side of town hall. Several intrigued by the promise of money, others the prospect of being famous, and for a certain few the prospect of saving Equestria. Regardless of their reasons many began to memorize the address and times.

The poster was rather plain, simply showing several mares glancing skyward, tails raised over their heads. The words, no foals. Let everyone know what kind of a deal this was. What most didn't know was that with a simple signature they would be sent into a short love trance, taped, and paid. What was even worse was that most of the sales would probably go right back to buying the very videos Photo Finish was going to produce.

Pornography had been an art form for years, but most knew it as something only ever done in the seedier parts of Manehatten or made for the nobility in Canterlot.

"Well hay...I...I could be a movie star!" Raindrops yelled from the crowd, "I- I could be known throughout all of Equestria!" The star struck mare quickly flew over and memorized the poster, "Heck yeah, we even get paid for it!" Given the large deficit of males, many mares went lonely, or had to make due with rubber replicas. The cold rubber fakes could never compare to the warm surge of heat that a true stallion gave.

Pinkie Pie quickly joined Raindrops on the platform, "It'll be like a party in your pussy! Come on, you all know a party for one is never as fun!" Several mares felt rather pent up. Either tired of their false fuckers, or simply needy for the intimate contact without the awkward wake up. This opportunity offered them a chance to relive stress, make some bits, and get some notice from some possible mates.

"Well ah guess." Applejack slowly moseyed up to the dais, her wide hips garnering the attention of the crowd, "I could use some core to my apple." She joked with a nervous smile. Several light chuckles from the crowd broke the tension.

"No way!" A rainbow streak flew down from the sky and nearly cave in the floor of the stage, "Do you ponies really want to be know for being needy mares in heat!?" Rainbow Dash yelled with righteous fire.

A voice rang out from the crowd, "This from the pony raincloud." Roseluck quickly stepped up, "We all know about the cloud incident...."

Dash's face went red as she remembered accidentally shooting her juices off a cloud and onto a crowd of gardeners below. Two months after the incident and ponies were still chuckling behind her back, "Yeah well...at least it wasn't on video...."

"Yeah I guess you're right...hey so would you mind watering my roses again?" Roseluck asked with a devious smile. The crowd chuckling from the sly jab. Dash gave a few flustered grunts before dissolving back into the crowd. Rose smiled as she turned to the poster, "Better than a hoof," She leaned in, memorized the poster and wandered off.

"That's the spirit!" Pinkie yelled, she gave a few bounces before stopping dead, "If we all do it, we could make it a holiday! There could be balloons, games like- penetrate the pr-"

"Pinkie!" Twilight's magic quickly cupped her friends mouth and started pulling her off the stage.

Rarity quickly took her spot and studied the poster, "Well...I always did want to work with the amazing Photo Finish...I'm sure I can assist, even if I have no intention of being...poked." She gave a quick, refined, giggle at her own joke, "Heh...ehem...at any rate I believe I will be showing up."

A resounding yeah rang from the crowd.

A few feet away several stallions watched like morose meerkats. Their enthusiasm watered by the seeming exclusivity to mares, "I don't know...I wouldn't mind seeing some new stuff...and the poster said it would be free for the first few months..."

"Eeyup...."

"I guess...never thought I'd see so many mares agreeing to it...when I try and offer free sex I just get yelled at."

"Oh..." Carrot Cake had to collect himself, "I wonder if they'd take an amateur submission."

One of the stallions laughed, "Aren't you married?"

"Yes...married, not dead. What am I not allowed to like tight holes and firm plots?"

"Gentlecolts...focus," A blue haired stallion stepped forward, "This is a great opportunity for us...except Mr. Cake."

"Hey!"

"My point is...look at all of those mares...you really think they'll have enough stallions to film with?" Blue mane stepped back, "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna check it out...." The blue mane walked off.

"Eeyup." Big Mac quickly joined him. The rest of the group quickly followed, save Carrot Cake who cursed his happy marriage.

"Figures...I settle down, and then they bring porn to Ponyville." He gave a deep sigh and turned home. At least he could always give Cup Cake his cupcake.

"Ms. Cadenza!" Photo Finish ran through the halls, nearly slipping and smacking into the floor, "I- We, have done it!"

"Huh?" Cadence asked, only half caring, "What do you do now...?"

"Ze ponies...they hunger for zee penis." Photo managed those few words before bursting out into maniacal laughter, "I send poster to Ponyville, my assistant tells me: we're going to run out of studs! Then like an answered prayer, five stallions come to fill out ranks. One with the penis like a tree stump, and head like an apple!"

Cadence cringed at the strange mare's fervor, "Okay...good work?"

"Ja...is very good. We leave for ze Ponyville tomorrow!"

"We?" Cadence asked, letting her chin rest on her upturned hoof, "I'm kind of busy running an empire...."

"No you're not!" Shining armor yelled as he limped through the hall. His pelvis nearly shattered from an hour of rough riding.

"Shining I will show you just how hard crystal ponies can get if you don't shut up!" Shining laughed as he ran off, "Anyways why do I need to go?"

"Ms. Cadenza, with you we can make ze art perfect! I can pay ponies to preform for bits, but only you can make their performance real, make them believe ze illusion!"

Cadence reeled back, "You want me...Princess of love, to abuse my powers so you can make ponies fuck better?"

"Well...if you wish to be blunt...ja. But is arrrt!" Photo leaned into her speech, her glasses nearly falling off her nose as she did.

Cadence looked around, ending on one of her guard, "You..."

The guard snapped upright, "Yes ma'am!?"

"Should I go?" She asked, not really caring one way or the other.

"...I think...you should...help save...Equestria...in any way possible.... And on that note...I believe..." The stallion was having trouble forming the words to avoid being thrown out of the nearest window, "Ibelievethattheempirewouldlovetoseetheirleaderwithadickinher!" The guard screamed before ducking behind a small table, "Sorry...I'll leave now...." He quickly ran off to get out of magic range.

"Well...Shining dear?" Cadence called.

"Yeah?"

"Watch the empire while I'm gone. Apparently I have to go play pimp...."

"Have fun! Take pictures!" Shining yelled from another room.

Photo just smiled as the two mares hurried to a more secluded spot to plan the trip, "I am promising you, with zis we can bring ze joy in time for Hearth Warming Eve!"

"Sure, hey this isn't going to be...nothing gay right?"

"No no no no no...maybe...yes...maybe. I do not tell ze art when to be made or how, I simply capture it when it appears!"

Cadence just rolled her eyes and contemplated tossing Photo out the window, "How far a drop do you think you could survive..."

Raindrops keeps suckin' on my head

Eager to make a name for herself Raindrops hurried into the casting room. She burst in the door, Photo Finish herself turning to meet her. "Who is zis!?"

"I'm-"

"Is no matter. We begin!" Photo pulled the yellow mare towards the small leather couch, "You sit and wait!"

Raindrops sat befuddled on the soft couch, "I came for the-"

Photo Finish whipped around behind a camera and got ready, "I know why you are here! Now...introductions, go!"

"Oh...well I'm Raindrops: single young mare looking to make it big in mov-"

"Enough, is good. Now..." Photo started giggly madly, "Que the stallions."

"Stallions? More than-" Before Raindrops could question further two rather burly stallions took a seat on either side of her, "Oh, I'm not sure if-"

"Lady Cadence!?"

With a loud papery thud, Cadence threw a magazine across the room and walked over to Raindrops, "So what am I supposed to do?" She asked with an annoyed tone.

"Make them love, lust, long, whatever you feel is needed!"

Cadence gave one last annoyed groan before lighting up her horn and enveloping the trio on the couch in a soft pink light. "There...you'll think they're in love for about an hour. I'm gonna go get a bagel or something...." Cadence quickly trotted off towards a bagel filled future.

As Photo finish turned back to the couch the trio was already nuzzling each other, threatening to get to business without further notice. "Cameras ready?!"

"Ja!"

"Yeppers..."

"Yes ma'am."

"Excellent...Sharp get them into position!" Photo's assistance Sharp Shot quickly walked into shot and pulled Raindrops hind legs off the couch, her plot hanging free off the edge. The first stallion was quickly standing over Raindrops head, his penis hanging lewdly in front of her like an apple on a string. The second stallion was quickly lead around to Raindrops well framed plot. Sharp gave his muzzle a quick dip into her fragrant sex.

"And...action!" With those words Sharp let the stallion go. He immediately dug into Raindrops seeping sex.

"Oh- bucking- Tartarus- ah!" She gave a pert squeal as the stallion pushed his tongue inside. Her lust addled brain was sent spinning. She could feel her sex pulsing around the slippery intruder. The stallion had propped himself on her rump and was spreading Raindrops as much as he could, digging his slimy tongue into her.

The stallion at her head slowly lowered his body down, poking Raindrops drawn tongue with his member, "Not yet!" Photo yelled over the soft grunts and squeals, "When her mouth pops open from ze sex, then you drive forth like a- a...a penis!"

"More please- more more more more!" Raindrops could barely contain herself. She quickly buried her face in the couch before shooting back up, mouth wide open the waiting stallion drove forth, wedging his penis into her mouth. A loud confused grunt quickly gave way to a soft moan.

"Dear bucking cripes..." The stallion clenched his teeth. While Raindrops was no expert, she was giving the stallion a run for his bits. With a few swirls around his head, an alternating suction and a few soft moans nearly buckled the stallions legs.

The stallion at Raindrops sex had collapsed, his neck straining to keep his mouth at her sex. His tongue making short work of her resistance, her sex convulsed around his tongue, nearly causing him to freeze in place. Through sheer perseverance and lust for more of her juices he tickled her insides with the tip of his tongue.

With each swirl of the stallions tongue Raindrops returned the favor with her heated sex and bobbing her head around the invader in her mouth. "I'm gonna...oh shit-" The stallion at her head thrust his member as deep as he could. Raindrops throat convulsing around his tip, her mouth sucking at his base, and her extended tongue lapping at his testicles, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck- swiss cheese fuck!"

The stallion felt his balls contract, dragging them along Raindrops tongue as they tucked up. With a few heavy throbs the stallion painted the back of Raindrops throat with his cream, "Bucking Tartarus she's still going!" The stallion was losing his mind as Raindrops refused to release his member from her mouth, "No more no more no more- please I'm empty, I'm empty!"

The stallion at Raindrops rear hit a soft spot. Her mouth shot wide open, finally letting the mouth stallion pull away and fall backwards off the couch. With his person free he twitched hard as his tender member finally found relief.

The last stallion standing hazily wobble over, his mouth coated with Raindrops very own rain, his nose filled with her heady scent. His intention may have been to bury his member into her mouth, but his weakened state only saw him half way. His head falling next to Raindrops.

With a tired smile Raindrops leaned over and shared her own fluids with the previous stallions. The two shared the viscous mix of salt and sugar.

"That....was...excellent!" Photo Finish yelled, her nose once again bloodied from the superb performance. "I- I need ze moment..." Photo Finish skulked off past the now cuddling couch bound duo, "Lunch in ten...Flash, fetch the fun egg!"

"Yes ma'am..." Sharp groaned, her next few minutes would be spent just outside the room where Photo would be expelling any pent up stress, all over her bedspread.

Cadence slowly trotted back, bagel levitating next to her, "What smells like sweat and cum? Would be great with this bagel...." She trotted off towards the enamored pair spooning on the couch. Cadence slowly dipped her bagel into Raindrops worn out mound causing her to kick her legs weakly. A soft bite later... "I do love love...." She finished off her bagel and trotted out to find Photo.

From other tales: Skane's succulent sausage

"Photo...I found something weird in the basement." Cadence stepped up from the basement stairs of Photo's filming apartment, A young stallion levitating by her side, "He keeps talking like the old guard."

"I am not a thing!" Skane tumbled around in his levitated prison, his magic suppressed by Cadence's, "Set me down...I understand what you are but please set me down!" He yelled, spinning around uncontrollably in Cadence's magic.

Cadence walked her captive into the film set, "Photo Finish? Sharp Shot? Anybody?" Nopony was on set, "Well...what should I do about you...?" Cadence levitated the white stallion in front of her, his navy mane hanging limply.

"Can I not go back...please?" Skane pleaded, he was bound to serve any alicorn in existence but the devious smile this one was wearing filled him with dread.

"Hmm...maybe...depends...you mind telling me what you were doing in the basement?"

"I don't know! I fell into a pool and then I was surrounded by strange smelling boxes!" Skane had forced his way through a box of lube bottles and BDSM gear.

"Hmm...just out of the blue?" Cadence pulled Skane face to face with her, "I don't believe you." She gave him a terrifying smile and flipped him upside down, "But...I think you can make it up to me." She eyes the stallions nethers, half hidden by his tail.

"Please put me down." Skane begged, "I promise you I will leave immediately!"

"Oh no you wont be." She threw Skane into the casting couch, "Move and I will suffocate you with my vagina. I'll be back with some bagels." Cadence quickly trotted out to find some food.

Skane had landed upside down on the couch, "This seat smells..." Skane's nose had landed right where a few hours ago a mare creamed herself. Skane slowly fell onto his side and sat nervous on the couch, "Maybe I can-"

"Bagels!" Cadence rushed back in with a box of soft breads, crushing any dreams of escape for the young Skane. Cadence quickly set the box down and levitated a bagel and a doughnut over to the couch, "Here." She quickly jammed the doughnut onto his horn. The bagel quickly found it's home between Cadences cheeks, "There...bit of an acquired taste but I'm sure you'll like it."

"I need an elder..."

"I am an elder." Cadence snapped back, biting the doughnut and nearly taking Skane's horn along for the ride, "Glazed...hmm," She enjoyed the sweet treat while turning around and bearing her flank towards Skane, "Actually." Cadence waddled of, being sure to keep the bread between her legs, "How do you turn these on..." Cadence fiddled with the cameras while Skane silently panicked.

"Ma'am I'm sure you would be much happier with a more...noble, stallion...."

"Quiet you...you're about to help me make some porn for my private collection. Ah there we go!" The cameras turned on and started recording.

"What is porn?"

In answer to his question Cadence forced her plot into his face, wiggling her rump to bring attention to the bagel pressed against her, "You'll see...just eat your food."

"But I don't want to-"

"I said eat it!" Cadence leaned back, "I can make my husband watch this, so make it good."

Skane inched his muzzle closer to the bread, "Please don't make me do this..."

"Oh for the love of-" Cadence quickly summoned a small heart and sent it behind her, towards Skane.

"What in the-" The heart popped against Skane's horn, "Ah- ahhhhaahh~" Skane melted as his body heated up.

"Now eat the stupid bagel."

"Yes ma'am." Skane cooed, taking the end of the bagel in his mouth. Cadence smirked, jamming her plot back and forcing the bread into the poor lad's mouth. Skane could only moan as he ate the debauched food. As his nose bopped against Cadences rump she loosened her stance and revealed herself.

"Lick your plate."

"Aye-" Skane was cut off by a fleshy mound being shoved in his face. The smell of sugar filling his nose. He closed his eyes and jammed his tongue out, running his tongue along her slit and parting it at the bottom after each drag.

"Oh- wow- ah! Your tongue is flatter- oh buck me- than Shining's..." Cadence was enjoying the attention, Shining Armor was always rather reluctant to get his mouth near his wife's snatch ever since she clenched him in place for looking at another mare.

Skane didn't pay any attention to Cadence's speech. He was far too busy digging his tongue into Cadence to care. The taste of pure sugar filling his mouth after each slurp. The last rational part of his mind was screaming in pure terror as he watched his body go to work on the pink mound. With a hardy push, Skane forced his tongue into the source, suckling at her mound while his tongue explored it's temporary housing, "Don't you- oh buck me! Stop kid...don't stop..."

Skane did exactly the opposite, propping his fore hooves up on her flank and spreading her sex even wider. His mouth now encompassing all of Cadence's sex, he went to work, driving the mare on. Cadence was doing her best not to break her steely demeanor, her legs nearly locking from the forced posture. Cadence was close, but quickly found herself empty as Skane pulled his tongue out of her, "Did I say you co-o-o-ooo."

Cadence's speech was reduced to drivel as Skane pressed his tongue into her engorged love button, his breath heaving against Cadences blazing neathers finally set her off. With his mouth wide open her was quickly drenched by Cadences squirting sex. With an extreme lightheadedness Skane started to tip away, nearly bashing his head on the floor, "Phew...oh no ya don't." She quickly laid him deep into the sofa, "That...that was good..." She gave Skane's mane a quick sniff, "Yeah...you're mine now...."

"Oh...joy..." Skane groaned, slowly coming out of his enamored trance, "I feel...used...."

"You were...but I'll make it up to you." Cadence levitated a camera closer, "Besides...it'll drive my stallion nuts."

Satisfied the cameras were in order, Cadence leaned over the splayed stallion and prodded his bollocks, "Come on...time to play."

"No- more!" Skane was winning the battle to keep himself hidden, at least until he felt a warmth envelope his testicles, "Oh fuck..." he managed to squeak out before his tongue lolled out of his mouth, along with his member flopping out of his sheath, landing heavy on Cadence's head.

Letting the stud's testicles go with a pop, Cadence peered upwards with a cat-like smile, "Well...I ask for something to work with, and you give me a log."

Skane could feel the blood rush to his face, "It's nothing for you!"

"Kid this is a log..." She tossed Skane between her hooves, "Been holding out on me kid, but that's okay."

"I am not a chil- ah!" Skane yelped as her felt Cadence's tongue slathering his head in saliva. He threw his head back into the couch as Cadence wasted no time, and filled her mouth with man meat, "By the goddess...fuck!" Skane curled up, his hooves forcing Cadence down to his balls. No stranger to the odd deep throat, Cadence kept on like nothing had happened, letting her tongue run along his balls as she hilted, letting her throat relax as she felt Skane twitch inside her.

Cadence gave a few gagging sounds before letting the slimy member slid out of her throat and snap to attention across Skane's stomach. After a few sputtering coughs Cadence cleared her throat. Taking Skane's member in a magic vise, she squeezed his length, ending with a tug at the tip before repeating, "Go on, show me the love."

Skane peered into Cadence's mouth, her tongue flicking up and down, waiting for him, his member giving out as she pulled at his seed, "Cruel bitch-" Skane muttered, "You're- stopping me-" Even after Skane should have popped, still she kept him on edge.

"Sharp, I like that...beg me."

"Never!" Skane yelled, his orgasm growing more and more pent up.

"Fine..." Without removing her magical grip, cadence shifted herself around, planting her backside on Skane's barrel, "Just beg and you can finish." She made sure to give him quite the show, winking at him, letting her juices soak his coat, making sure to let him get a few good smells.

"Sixteen years of being chaste- has prepared me for this-"

"Oh really? Sixteen years of no jacking off? That must have sucked." Cadence quickly dipped her hooves, letting Skane's balls rest in her cupped hooves, "No wonder they're so big."

"I will fuck your face!" Skane yelled, his resolve slowly wearing down.

"That wasn't even close to begging!" Cadence jammed a hoof into the base of his cock, "Come on...beg: oh princess let me paint your throat with my cream. Let me bust inside your warm mouth, let me splatter your face with my-"

"For the love of the goddess let me finish! Please!"

"...Where?"

"Anywhere!"

"Say: Lady Cadence let me give you a facial."

"Oh you bitch! Lady Cadence let me give you a facial!"

"Hmm...alright." With that Cadence dropped her spell. Skane's mind went blank as his balls tucked inside of him, his member pulsing and sending gooey strings across Cadence's muzzle. She managed to catch a single salty string on her tongue before letting the rest coat her face. As his body gave out Cadence stepped off of him. She left behind a shattered wreck of a stallion, utterly drained for the next few hours. She turned to the camera, face draped with jizz, "Coulda been you Shining...but you had to make googly eyes at that Wonderbolt."

With her message recorded she shut off the cameras. She quickly turned back to Skane who had passed out on the sofa, "Aw...think I wore him out." She levitated him off the couch and took him back to the basement, "I'll just tuck you away for later." She hid the comatose stallion behind some boxes and threw some lacy panties over him, "There." Confident no one would find him, Cadence wandered off. Her face still dripping, she was going to finish off that box of soft breads.

Derpy's hooves

"Hi there!" Derpy chirped, "They said I should-"

"We are to be wasting no time!" Photo yelled, shaking her hoof at some ponies off stage, "Lady Cadence!?"

A disgruntled Cadence walked over, "Ya know...it only works if there are two ponies, right?"

"Were is ze stud!? Ach nien- you!" Photo screamed at Noteworthy, who had been slowly inching his way around the room, "Los, go. We shoot ze film now!"

"Ha...knew it would work." Note snickered as he made his way to the couch, "Wait...what smells like-"

"Nothing! Cadence?"

"Fine..." She quickly lowered her horn, two hearts floating out. Derpy simply poked hers with a hoof, causing it to absorb into her, while Noteworthy started backing away.

"Ze stud listen, you are to focus on the hooves...and finish on them. Focus and we pay well, maybe we bring you back!"

"Uh...what is that? I didn't-" He backed into a wall, the heart quickly bounced off his forehead before evaporating into him, "Oh...wow..." He righted himself and slowly clawed his way to Derpy.

"Am I done here? Good...I'm gonna go get some doughnuts glazed..."

One of the ponies behind a camera peaked out, "Don't you mean glazed doughnuts?"

"I know what I said...better shut up before I give you a cream filled...." The stallions ears perked up before he ducked back behind the camera, "That's what I thought." Cadence trotted off.

"Hard ass..."

"What was that!?" Cadence stormed back in, "Photo can I borrow this?" Cadence had quickly levitated the stallion into a ball next to her.

"Hm? Oh...which camera is zat?"

Cadence leaned over, "It's the wide shot."

"Oh...no you can borrow ze stallion."

"Photo Finish wait, don't let her take me! Noooo-" The stallion cried as he was slowly dragged towards the basement, his fate was going to be rather sticky for the next few hours.

"Quiet on ze set! Stud, ze hooves! Sharp!"

Sharp gave another groan and wandered over to the rapt duo. She quickly lead Noteworthy to Derpy's hooves, shoving his nose into the soft of her hoof. Noteworthy sputtered back, his nose adjusting to the dirty smell. Though after a few moments his brain realized who he was smelling. The current love of his life, he wanted to make her his, he wanted to inhale her.

He dug his nose back into the soft of Derpy's hoof and inhaled the earthy smell. While anyone in their right mind would be rather off put by the smell of a hoof, but for Noteworthy the smell was nirvana. Derpy was equally enthralled by the soft snorting over her hoof, her muzzle scrunching up, and her forelegs dipping between her legs. The strange sensation of warm air rushing over her sensitive hoof, coupled with the fact that it was her current love doing it sent her into a frenzy.

Noteworthy slowly leaned forward, pulling Derpy's leg up and nearly parallel with her barrel. Not simply satisfied with the scent, her took to slathering her hoof in saliva, running his tongue along the inside of the hard of her hoof and prodding the soft of her hoof with his tongue. Meanwhile his member was being sandwiched between his stomach and Derpy's groin. The filth of the situation spurring him forth.

Once he was sure he had coated her hooves, he quickly held them together, sandwiching his member between them and pumping. The unusually hard surface rubbing against him cause a wonderfully strange sensation in his groin. Noteworthy shamelessly stroked himself with his partners hooves in some mock hoofjob. Each time he pulled back he had to force himself through her hooves, gliding along the sensitive flesh of Derpy's underhoof. All the while Derpy continued to rub her fleshy mound like a craving mare in heat. After a particularly deep dig into herself, she tensed up, spraying Noteworthy's member, her hooves, and his stomach with her juices.

With the added smell Noteworthy lost any semblance of control and found his peak while Grinding the head of his member into Derpy's soft underhoof. He was unable to pull back in time, and ended up splattering the entirety of her right hoof with his seed.

The cameras quickly zoomed in, capturing Noteworthy's meatlog sitting heavy on Derpy's freshly painted hooves. Photo meanwhile was wiping what was only a trickle of blood from her nose, "Eh...iz good?" She asked the room. Several grunts and one enthusiastic yes rang from her staff, "Fetish...iz not for everyone I suppose."

Noteworthy had collapsed on top of Derpy and was jerking slightly. After a few minutes as the crew wrapped up he screamed wildly, "Oh dear god I smell death!" He flung himself backwards and onto the floor, clawing at his nose and screaming, "Why!?"

Derpy too was coming out of the love haze, "Why am I all sticky? Did I do good?"

"Yes...iz good- Someone shut him up!" Photo commanded, a pair of ponies dragging Noteworthy off the stage and to the side, screaming the whole way.

Derpy just smiled before feeling the strange liquid on her hooves and giving a strange, uncomfortable, look, "Ms. Finish can I go clean up, this feels gooey."

"Uh...Sharp! Carry her, we do not need cum hoof prints on the stage!" Sharp begrudgingly complied, warm semen sticking to her flanks as she carried the dopey mare through the room.

Cadence quickly walked in, "Just feeding the basement colt...what I miss?"

"Basement colt?" Photo turned to her, her usual red stain noticeably smaller, "What is zis basement colt?"

"It's mine...I found it, I put panties on it, I claimed it, it's mine! ...So what's up?"

Photo gave a worrying look at Cadences sudden snap, "Iz okay, not my fetish but will sell. Now zis basement colt...can he act?"

Cadence thought about it, "Depends...he's mine, but I'll rent him out to ya. I just pick who."

Photo let her glasses fall, "Zis work...zis art, requires sacrifices I suppose. What do you want?"

Cadence thought on it, "Free copies of each video, and...hmm, can I pick who goes next?"

"I do not care...so long as they are not ugly." Photo turned back to the camera and started going over the footage.

"Perfect...Shining is gonna crap himself when he see's it." With her devious plan coming together Cadence marched towards the basement, Skane waited below, enjoying a box of cookies, "Too bad...this would have been to virgins...oh well, still like a virgin- Like a virgin~" Cadence started singing as she pranced down the steps and prepared to emasculate Skane even further.

Perfect purple plot and perplexing polygons

Skane was quickly nudged onto the set, "Don't shove me knave!" He bucked free and nearly broke a camera, "Do not push, me." He stared down Sharp, "You smell of sex."

Sharp grumbled and walked away from the stage. Skane stood alone, in a pair of black lace panties, while Cadence helped twilight get ready. "Iz zis zee basement colt?" Photo walked onto the set and looked him over, "Iz not a colt...iz stallion."

Skane whinnied and straightened up, "Thanks."

"Now ze question is...why are you in lace?"

Skane looked at his backside, "The cloth? They feel soft on my privates...am I not meant to wear them?"

Photo nearly felt her glasses fall off, "No...are for mares...just who iz zis?"

"I am Skane." He said in an informative tone.

"...Zat helps nothing. Take those off and sit on couch...we wait for other." Photo quickly retreated behind her camera and waited.

Skane pulled the panties off and chucked them across the room. He jumped up and sat on the couch quietly, "The pink one said she would help me after this...does she lie much?"

Before anyone could answer a confused and wobbly Twilight was shoved onto the stage, "Cadence why did you have to do that?" She kicked her back legs to get rid of the strange feeling in her rump.

Cadence kept shoving Twilight towards the couch, "It's a royal thing-"

"A royal thing in my tailhole? For what?" Twilight was shoved in front of Skane, "Who's this?"

"I am Skane, priest." Skane leaned down and smelled Twilight's mane, "You smell of paper." Twilight flattened her ears out at the odd remark, "Of book paper. You enjoy books?"

Twilight realized what he meant and joined him on the couch, "Well I live in a library, a lot of things to read." Twilight sniffed at Skane, "Huh, pine needles. So do you read books?"

Skane shook his head side to side, "Not many, if I find any that aren't burnt or destroyed yes...but most are ash."

"Well I've got some books back home if you wanna borrow some."

"That sounds pleasant, more pleasant than staying here, shall we?" Skane went to step off the couch. Cadence quickly flipped him upside down and pushed him back into the sofa, "Why!?"

"Cadence!" Twilight snapped at her, "That wasn't very nice!"

"Very nice me me me- upside down!" Cadence quickly planted Twilight belly up on the couch, "All this friendship...save it for after. Cause what is about to happen might just ruin it." Cadence levitated out two hearts and floated them towards the star butted duo on the couch.

"Oh no...." Skane groaned, "Wait! Two...with- N-" Before Skane could right himself and jump out of the way he was hit with the floating heart. Skane slowly melted into the couch and flopped onto his back.

Twilight stared like a deer in headlights as a heart collided with her muzzle. Twilight's body quickly heated up, blazing hot around her nethers, teats, and the back of her neck. She righted herself and bristled hard, letting out a long drawn out breath. The plug in her tailhole seemed to be throbbing in Twilight's lust addled mind.

Skane shook his cropped mane, throwing his head around and getting a strong whiff of Twilight. He stood on the couch and towered over his new prospect. He leaned his head down and let out a long breath along forehead. He nipped at her ear, sending a visible shudder down her spine, popping her tail up and making her ears twitch wildly.

Twilight took a moment to stare at Skane, running a hoof along his sternum and eying up her stallion of the moment. She quickly pressed her nose agaist his coat and inhaled. Her nose full of his scent sent her wild. She started nipping at his chin, biting gently at the shot hairs hanging off his chin, trying her best to entice him into acting.

Skane knew, he was toying with her, making her earn it. His mere proximity was sending this mare into a frantic display of need and he was enjoying every second. Skane held all the power and all he had to do was stand there, towering over her and making her well aware of her place. However adorable her meek draws were it was time. Skane reared up and planted his hooves on Twilight's back, her wings popping open and throwing two feathers across the room, "Do not touch," Skane snarled, "Try to move and I will leave you."

Twilight listened intently to his words. Her vision cut by the large member throbbing meatily in front of her. Her entire mind was screaming at her to take a taste, just a lick, a grace with her hoof. But she dare not displease him. Her rational mind was also screaming at her to leave, that this was wrong, that she shouldn't be doing this with someone she just met.

Her mind was shut up by the unique sensation of Skane's member slapping against her muzzle. Skane was wiggling his backside right and left slapping his member against her muzzle. As he could feel Twilight drawing deep breaths past his member he started massaging the spot between her wings.

Deciding it was enough Skane held her down and stepped behind her. Twilight's mind raced, she had read about ponies having sex, read about ways to make it better, she was prepared, but wholly unable to draw on her knowledge in her current state.

Skane lined himself in and slowly sunk it in.

"Hmm...Hey Photo. Does this seem...weird, to you?" Cadence asked, watching as Skane's penis disappeared into Twilight.

"Quiet...iz good, iz....good..." Photo was personally trying to remember each moment for her personal time later.

Cadence shuffled uncomfortably, "I don't know...I can't put my hoof on it." Cadence stared as Skane's mane fell over his face, "Wait...that's who he looks like! Wait- ew...he looks like Shining...with Twilight...ew."

Twilight started moaning as Skane drew back. Cadence however was slowly growing more and more weary as she watched a Stallion that resembled a larger version of her husband plow her sister in law, "And they both have star cutie marks...who else do I know...that has...Shining...Twilight Vel-" Cadence mind went blank as she realized something horrid, "Nope!" Cadence ran onto the stage and tore Skane out of Twilight, throwing him across the room and into Sharp.

"Nope nope nope nope!" She pinned Twilight and started fending off the angered Skane, "No!"

Photo Finish ran onto the stage and started screaming at Cadence, "..Ze shot! Vat iz ze idea to be ruining ze shot!?"

"No!" Cadence yelled, plucking twilight off the couch and running her into the bathroom. She hit the spigot and threw Twilight into a cold shower.

Twilight's mind cleared as the icy water shattered her haze and snapped her back, "What the hay just happened!?"

Cadence pulled her from the shower, "Family tree! Find it!" She opened the bathroom window and chucked her sister in law out of it. Ignoring a loud thud and running to find Skane.

Skane was terrorizing the camera crews, throwing heavy equipment about, chucking ponies through the air, and otherwise causing chaos. Cadence walked slowly through the turmoil and stood in front of Skane, "Breed, now!" Skane yelled at the top of his lungs.

Cadence brought her hoof up and slapped Skane hard with the inside of her hoof, "No...bad...bad basement colt...don't make me get the spray bottle."

An instant after the impact sent Skane wobbling sideways all the levitating equipment dropped, Sharp's landing half on and half off the couch. Sharp felt just like a new mare right after losing a tumble, her hind quarters well framed by the black couch as her front hung off the back.

"Ow." Skane mumbled as he rubbed the new red imprint on his jaw, "What happened? Why does everything smell like vagina?"

Cadence shook her head and wrapped a wing around the colt, guiding him out of the devastated room. "We're gonna go get something to eat...that sound good?" Cadence asked with a nervous laugh.

"Okay? You will have to inform me as to where the book mare went."

Cadence stared hard ahead of her, "Sure...yeah...let's go find her."

Cadence sat the recently returned Twilight and Skane down with some muffins and some books and slammed the thick lineage of Twilight sparkle onto the table. She traced down the line, Twilight and Shining, Twilight Velvet, Dusk Walker, Star light... the list went on, each and every one of them with similar star shaped cutie marks. The names grew stranger as the list went on, "Capricorn, Ptolemy, Umbri- oh dear Celestia..."

"You found something?" Skane leaned over the table and looked at the large tome, "Wait...what..."

"What happened?" Twilight leaned over and looked at the page, her face quickly started glowing bright as she saw the line.

"What the fuck!?" Skane screamed, "And we- I- idugha fuuh." Skane became flummoxed as he stared at the lines, "My kin!?"

Cadence stared quietly at the line, "Well...that's...two...two stallions from the family I've tapped."

"Bitch!" Skane screamed, "I don't- I- ah!" Skane slammed his muzzle into the table, "I don't want to be alive right now...."

"Hey, atleast you didn't cum inside her."

"AUGhrgha..."

Twilight just kept blushing, "We- ...with...uh... wait, with Cadence? But Shining...I-"

Cadence started smiling as she compared the tastes of Twilights family, "Twilight calm down...they're basically the same...except...well...I'd tell you he's bigger but...you have some first hoof sexpecience."

Twilight grew angry at Cadence's horrid pun, "I'm gonna go..." Twilight took her family's book back and started leaving. The butt plug still jammed in her flank.

"Aye...I'd prefer to be with my blood kin than some hot...blooded...err- you know." Skane hurried out and ran after Twilight.

Cadence stared at Skane as he walked away, "Is it cheating if it's his ancestor...and...looks exactly like a buffer version...and...naw, it's fine."

Disgruntled

Sharp sat and watched in disgust as some random mare was being deflowered, "Sharp!" She turned to Photo and waited, "Get close shot." Photo pushed a hoof held camera over towards her.

Sharp grumbled angrily as she took the camera and slowly leaned in towards the copulating couple. She slowly pushed the camera into the line of fire and waited, her nose burning from the rather foul smell. The squelching sound resonating in her ears, making her feel rather dirty.

As the stallion jammed his last into the mare he came, flooding the current actress and causing a large burst to fly out from one of his last thrusts and land on Sharp's head, sticking to her mane and gluing it together.

Sharp let the camera fall to the ground as she backed away. She brought a hoof to her head and froze, "Fuck you!" She screamed, her mane flying around with the streak of jizz as she flailed.

Skane walked back inside with Cadence, "So she can't send you back yet?"

Skane shook his head, "No, from what she told me it will take a while." He stopped behind the cameras, "I came back for the food, on that note do you have anymore?"

Cadence laughed nervously, "Thank Celestia you have a one tract mind..."

Skane shook his head, "Oh no believe me I'm still rather mad. But you are technically family...that I was...yeah...so...food?"

Cadence started laughing, it slowly petered out as she was left alone in her joy, "Ah haaa . . . sure."

"And you!" Sharp ran over to Skane and Cadence, "You just dope up ponies so they fuck, you're a slut!"

Cadence leaned away from the angered mare, "Hey who you calling a slut, slut!"

Sharp just glared at Cadence before looking at Skane, "You..." She trotted over and stared him in the eyes, "Throwing me around like a rag doll, breaking the equipment, nearly throwing Photo out the window." She took a moment and thought about how much unintentional damage he had caused, how much money Photo had to spend to fix everything, how long they had to stop filming, how in that time she spent a whole week without being near cum.

Skane was growing uncomfortable as the angry mare in front of him refused to break eye contact, "I'm sorry?"

Sharp Shot let her grimace harden, "You have pretty eyes."

Skane scrunched up his muzzle and looked off towards Cadence, "Uh...thank you? I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean but...uh...I like your...mane?"

Sharp took a step forward, touching her nose to his, "What else?" She growled sounding as if she was about to buck him across the jaw.

Skane took a step backwards, "Please stop-"

"What else about me do you like!?" Sharp continued to bear down on him, "Tell me!"

"You have a silky coat, I like the color yellow, I like the orange streak in your mane!?" Skane yelled as the mare pinned him against the wall, forcing her muzzle against his neck and causing him to stare at the ceiling, "What else do you want me to say!? Surely you can be mad at someone else now, yes?"

Sharp slowly turned around, keeping Skane pinned to the wall, "I'm taking this with me, someone else can clean the fucking set this time!" She did a little wiggle, letting Skane know her intent.

"Wait what!?" Sharp wheeled around and started pulling Skane by his mane, "C-Cadence, Cadence help, Cadence!?" Skane resisted the best her could as he was slowly dragged deeper into the house, "Somepony, help, help me, not again!" He hooked his forelegs into the door frame, "At least let me eat breakfast first!"

Sharp let go of his mane for a moment, "Oh I'll give you something to eat...I hope you like pie." With that Sharp yanked Skane off the door frame and dragged him away.

Cadence fell to her haunches, in slight awe at what just happened, "Photo,"

Photo walked over and joined her as they stared at the door frame, "Yes..."

"How much do you pay her?"

Photo looked back at the stained couch as the two previous ponies started cleaning up, "Not enough I think. She should have said something sooner."

Cadence nodded, "So who's gonna clean up the couch?"

Sharp dragged Skane into the bathroom, "Get, in, there!" She pulled him in and closed the door behind him, "Good. Now undress me."

Skane backed into the door, "Why? Surely you can-"

"Undress me before I make you do something worse!" Sharp started glaring at Skane as she spoke.

Skane quickly yanked Sharp's jacket off and threw it across the room, "There! Can I go now?"

Sharp got ready to yell again, suddenly growing rather sad, "Ya know what...just go."

"But why can't I- wait really?"

"I get it, no one wants to be around the cum mare, the cleaner, the one no one cares about...just get out." Sharp could feel some tears growing on her face, "Just get out." Sharp turned away and drew back the shower curtains.

Skane went to the door, stopping as he reached the handle, "Are you alright?" He turned towards the crew mare and tapped her on the flank, "Ma'am...are you alright?"

"I'm fi- ...No...I'm not okay." Sharp turned to Skane, "Do I look okay?!"

Skane's face grew somber, "I suppose not...I am a priest if you want to talk about it, it's my place to listen."

Sharp felt like slapping him, "What the heck is a priest!? You're just a liar, just some jerk pony!" Skane walked over and put a foreleg around her neck, "Get off!" Sharp started trying to struggle free, "Get off you jerk!" Sharp started biting his neck as he pulled her against him, "Off..." Sharp stopped struggling as her cheek pressed against Skane's chest.

Skane just held her against himself as Sharp started crying, "You make me sad...you should have dealt with this sooner."

"Shut up..." Sharp lowered her head, her crusty mane pressing into Skane's coat, "Photo's a jerk...Cadence is a jerk...you're a jerk, everypony's a jerk."

"Yes yes, we're all jerks." Skane rubbed her back as he started the shower, "Better now?"

Sharp buried her head into his chest, "If I say no will you stay longer?"

Skane was caught off guard by her sudden plead, "Well I- I mean I- You uh- How long have you been holding this in?"

"How long have I been working for Photo Finish? Four years, maybe five. The constant smell of sex is about a year old now."

Skane gave her back a final rub before nudging her towards the running shower, "Indeed...Twilight showed me how to use the shower, I think it should be nice." Sharp smiled as she stepped her front half into the shower. Her flank framed by the porcelain of the tub wall, she flicked her tail up before winking at him in two different ways, "Oh good goddess...just, I'll wait out here...you, go in there and be happy."

Sharp stepped her left hind leg up and leaned into the tub, keeping her right planted on the floor and giving Skane a perfect view, "Okay...I get it, you can stop now." Sharp ignored him and sat her hindlegs on the edge of the tub, her plot perfectly presented from its elevated position, "I will leave." Sharp jumped into the tub, letting the shower head soak her mane before throwing it back over her head.

Sharp continued her show as Skane sat on the toilet lid, "You could come in here too...I wouldn't stop you, how could I stop a big strong stallion like you anyways." Sharp turned up the shower dials, flooding the room with steam, "You could touch me, hold me, Mmm~ take me."

Skane stared at her for a moment, eventually turning his head down and staring at his hooves, "You should find a mate."

"Is that an offer?" Sharp pulled the curtain wide open.

Skane just shook his head, "No,"

Sharp slowly ran a hoof along her undercarriage before planting it into her sex, "Oh come- on, just once? I want it to be you."

Skane continued staring at his hooves, his view slowly encroached upon by his growing member, "This is why I prefer fighting, although the smell is better." He finally looked back to Sharp, "Besides why me?"

"So far you're the only one who's been nice to me...wow..." Sharp let her hoof fall to the shower floor, "I just realized how sad that is."

"You should find new friends...or friends to begin with." Skane stood from the toilet, "We could be friends, if you-"

"But you don't want to have sex..."

Skane looked at the door, "Well I wouldn't say that...but I keep getting dragged into it and that's rather annoying.

"But you would?" Sharp leaned out of the tub.

"Wouldn't you rather just be friends?"

Sharp thought about it, "Not really...I could probably make you my friend through sex."

Skane relented and slowly dragged himself towards the tub, "I miss home...at least there all I had to worry about was dying, not being abused."

"Really!? You'll do me?!" Sharp lit up as Skane straddled the wall of the tub, he quickly stood next to her, "Whoa...you're a lot-"

Skane towered over the mare, "Turn around."

Sharp's felt horridly submissive as he stared her down, "Blue eyes." Sharp's legs buckled, she shakily got back up and turned around, pulling her tail to the side and waiting for it. She felt as he mounted her, his cock slapping against her sex, "Wait wait!" Sharp adjusted her pose, spreading her legs wide for him, "Okay...I think I'm- ah-" Sharp was cut off as, what in her mind was, "One of the fattest cocks she'd ever had" impaled her, granted Sharp had only been with two other ponies, one a mare, the other a stallion with a undersized pecker, "Oh fuck- oh fuck!" She whined as Skane grunted past her neck.

"Oh calm- Tight. Calm down...flattery will get you nowhere."

Sharp's legs grew rigid as her body took over, "I really- Fuck!" She squeaked as Skane thrust forward, "Ahh~ I really don't need you anywhere else-" She cringed out a smile as she felt him drag is way through her pulsing sex, "Am I blushing? I feel like I might- Oh fuck. -be blushing."

"Will- you- just-" Skane could feel his member being squeezed along it's whole trip in and out, his hips slapping against her plot with a fleshy whap. He started grunting as Sharp clenched her sex as he slammed his flat head as deep as it would go. Skane was having trouble keeping composed, his member seemed to be completely out of tune with hers, creating a strange ribbed sensation for Sharp and a tighter fit for Skane.

Sharp managed to pull her head up just in time for Skane to step forward, forcing her cheek into the wall of the shower, "Fuck me like the naughty filly I am!" Sharp yelled, grinding her body harder into the wall. Skane answered her request by completely dominating the situation, even while Sharp rode out her first orgasm he kept at it, licking along the base of her ear and starting to enjoy the whole warmth of the situation himself.

Cadence pulled her ear away from the door, "Okay...kid's a panty dropper." She smirked at what she had helped cause, "Mistress O' love making ponies bang like...like...something that bangs!" Cadence looked around to make sure no one heard her stupid joke and walked on, she was getting rather excited by the lewd sounds behind the door and was hoping she could get Skane to agree to doughnuts again.

Skane snorted a final time, steam whirling around as he jammed himself deep into Sharp's sopping wet hole. He felt her lock her in place as she let out a final drawn out moan. She felt it throb inside of her as Skane pumped her insides with his sticky paste, For once she was the one being cummed inside, not on, not in front of, inside. Her deflowering, coupled with her small meltdown, meant just about nothing could screw up the rest of her day.

Skane slid out and sat on his haunches, "Fucking tartarus." Sharp's legs finally gave out as she flopped onto the floor of the tub. The tired duo sat in the shower for some time, Skane eventually breaking the silence, "Wait...so what is your name?"

Sharp started laughing hard, "What do you want it to be? Sharp Shot...name...Sharp Shot."

Skane helped Sharp out of the tub, "So we can still be friends?" Sharp asked as she clung to Skane, "Cause...I would like to be friends too."

Skane tried to lean away, only growing closer to the wall before being pressed upon by the mare, "For as long as I'm here...."

Sharp smiled at his acceptance, "So...do you mind if I ask a last favor?" Sharp grinned wide as Skane stared at the floor a final time, knowing he was about to be roped into another bad situation.

Sharp and Skane walked through the house until they found Photo Finish, "Hey Photo, so I need to talk to you," Sharp walked over and stared at the mare, "I need to discuss my pay."

Photo nodded, "Yes...we- I, have decided to give you a raise. Iz the least I can do."

Sharp shook her head, "Double."

Photo chuckled once, "Iz joke yes?"

"Is joke no, double. Or..." On his cue Skane walked over and towered over Photo finish, pressing his chest agaist hers and looking straight down on her. Sharp walked over and ran a hoof along his chest, "He really likes tailholes...and last I checked he's pretty damn big...I'd hate to imagine what would happen if I turned all those camera's on you getting butt fucked by this beast." Sharp grew a devious smile as she walked to the now shrunken down Photo, "So I think double is fair for everything I do."

Photo stared at the imposing stallion in front of her, his eyes burning through her glasses and into her brain, "Ja...double...iz gut."

Finally victorious, Sharp pulled Photo's glasses off and sat them on Skane's head, "Finally...Skane," Sharp walked Skane outside the unassuming house and stopped him on the porch, "You're my friend right?"

Skane cocked an eyebrow, "I said yes."

Sharp traced a hoof on the ground, "Well I just want you to know...you've made my life so much better today and...I would have your foals if you asked." Sharp finished her flattery, gave Skane a quick peck on the cheek, and pranced off, a bit wobbly from her tumble. Sharp was as giddy as a school filly as she gushed over her wonderful day, who knew such great things could start from getting a streak of jizz in your mane.

Skane just sat on his haunches, "This is a strange sex filled place." He stood back up as he felt the warmth drawing out of his sac and into the ground, "I miss the panties." Skane trotted off to go find some sort of breakfast before he went for a nap.

Saying so long to Skane and Sharp

Skane wandered through the porn house lazily as Twilight trotted past and into the basement. His mind wandered to the idea that he would slightly miss this place.

"Skane!" Sharp looked into the foyer and found him looking out the window. "I thought you weren't coming back!" The yellow mare with the bright orange streak in her mane walked over and threw her forelegs around him.

"My kinswomen found a way to send me back, she thinks." Skane leaned back, carrying Sharp off the floor, "How has your time with the Suebi mare been."

Sharp let go and took a few steps back, "Who Photo? I still have to clean up the stupid couch...but, I made enough in a week to rent a new apartment!"

Skane nodded, not sure what an apartment is, "So good?"

Sharp laughed a little, "Yeah, good. Really good." She reached her head up and gave his cheek a quick peck, "Thanks to you."

Skane took a step back and turned away, "I did nothing."

Sharp smirked before biting Skane's tail and pulling him into the stage, "Before you go...I just...we...I mean I know you probably don't want to...but I-"

"Please don't ask me for sex again...I've had mares following me home for the past week...Twilight's been getting rather mad about it."

Sharp shook her head, "No, like I said, I would let you rut me until we had little blue haired babies, but this isn't about sex." She lead him onto the cleared off stage. Sharp hurried off and grabbed a crew stallion, "Flash Bulb just make it look good,"

Flash got behind a camera and lined things up, "Smile." Sharp smiled as she leaned her head under Skane's chin, rubbing his neck as he failed to keep his stoic demeanor. A bright flash caught the duo off guard, "Perfect...that's...huh, that's cute." He pulled the photo off the mount and went to develop it,  "Give me like five minutes."

Sharp sat down, "Just something to remember you, are you sure you can't stay?"

Skane looked down at the disheartened mare, "I don't belong here...and the attention I'm getting is rather obnoxious." He faked a laugh as he too sat down, "You'll be fine, find a good mate, settled down, live a good long life. It shouldn't be hard for someone like you, pleasing features, and a good fire can go a long way."

"But...where are you going back too? Maybe I cou-"

Skane shook his head hard, "I'm going back to a war...not that I want to, but I have friends that are counting on me. Staying here in this den of filth might have its appeal but I have people counting on me. A beautiful mare, a stalwart companion, my friends and family...I owe them too much."

Just as Skane finished his short speech Flash walked back, "I made two." He handed a picture to each of the ponies and walked away.

The duo looked over the pictures. "We'd make a cute couple." Sharp noted as she looked over the picture.

"Aye...we would." Skane looked up at Sharp, "I'm sorry."

Twilight walked in and saw them sitting together in front of the cameras. She could tell something was wrong, slowly approaching and gently tapping on Skane's back, "Skane...it's ready."

Skane looked back at Twilight before standing up. He gave a final long stare at Sharp before giving her a deep kiss.

Sharp closed her eyes, pushing back and moaning ever so slightly before he pulled away, "Skane...I love you."

"I know." With those parting words he walked with Twilight into the basement, stepping through a bright gold portal and heading back to where be belonged.

Sharp was back to being alone- mostly alone. She looked down at the pristine picture and glanced at the couch. She turned on each of the cameras in the room and laid her back across the soft faux leather couch. She clutched the photo to her chest while her other hoof guided itself to her sex. She started violently jostling her fleshy mound as she felt the cameras watching her.

Each drag past her sex, pulling her pink folds open just a bit towards the end. Each push glancing past her button and causing her breath to quake as she traced a small circle around the hidden bulb. She brought the tip of her hoof and dug it just inside her sex as she ground it in.

She continued her ministrations as Photo was bringing in the next pair, "And we-" Photo stopped dead as the crewmare stroked her sex, oblivious to the ponies flooding into the room. She hurried behind the camera and started yelling at her crew to zoom in.

Sharp was lost in herself, her legs twitching slightly as she ran her hoof along her folds. Her sex growing wetter and seeping out onto the couch. She felt the warm liquid pool around the base of her tail as she dug into her nub, pressing hard and twitching wildly as she held on as long as she could. She tried to remember each word Skane had said, the way he said it, what he mean't. He had called her beautiful, he had given her the courage and the means to demand fair pay, without him she would have probably been fired.

She thought about how big he was, how strong he was, how when he was with her she felt safe, like nothing could ever hurt her or make her sad again. She thought back to the way he twitched inside of her, how his warmth burst into her, how it felt as it pooled inside of her.

Sharp came, her legs locking up and crossing each other as she clenched her thighs around her hoof, bucking her hips and rubbing her nub along the tip of her hoof. She let out a breathy moan, he tongue lolling out and saliva stringing between her tongue and teeth as she cried out her last.

Photo could feel a warm trickle as she watched the camera one of the crew had jammed into Sharp's groin. Sharp's sex twitched and pulsed as it soaked the couch and her tail, the usual cream now darkened by her juices as the bright orange streak sat bright and happy in her hair.

She finally let herself go, her limbs falling, legs hanging over the edge of the couch. Photo was in shock, "I need-" She could feel the blood drip from her nose and onto her legs, "I will be back...I need ze moment."

As Photo ran out the crew started stomping their hooves. Sharp quickly grew aware of the twenty odd ponies in the room. She just smiled before throwing her head back and relaxing on the soft couch. She didn't need to say anything, she was Sharp, she was strong, beautiful, and most importantly, happy.