Discord tells a Story

Once upon a time, on a planet far far away from Equestria, there was a (Handsome) guy, he was of a race far different to our own.

That guy just so happened to go by the username 'Kragor' on various websites, although you silly ponies don't know what I'm talking about when I say website, so I'll have to revise my story a lit-

"Discord, what's a 'website'?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

"Oh Twilight, it's just some alien technology." Discord replied.

"Now you're talking like this is real." Twilight responded.

"Maybe it did, maybe it didn't? Who knows? Now then, back to the story." Discord said.

"By the way Discord, why exactly are you telling me this again?" Twilight asked.

"You already forgot? Seriously? Okay then." Discord replied.

Discord flailed his arms around, causing a sparkly mirror to appear in front of Twilight.

He also fell over and knocked over one of Celestia's pictures hanging on the wall.

Inside the mirror, an image came into view.

10 minutes earlier

Twilight Sparkle chased after a giddy Discord down the hallways of Canterlot Castle, he had taken Spike, turned him into a stuffed Dragon plushie, and was now running away from an angry Twilight Sparkle without a single care in the world.

Eventually though, Twilight caught up and tackled Discord, knocking the two into Celestia's room.

Fortunately, there was no Celestia to tell off Discord inside.

However there was still a furious Twilight cornering the Chaos God of the Hour.

"Discord." Twilight said.

"Yes?" Discord asked.

"Give Spike back." Twilight said.

"Why?" Discord asked.

"Why not?" Twilight replied.

"Why?" Discord asked.

"Why not?" Twilight replied.

"Why?" Discord asked.

Suddenly a strange blue creature with long ears and no arms jumped out of Celestia's fireplace.

"Wynaut!" Wynaut yelled.

"Why!?" Discord replied to Wynaut.

"WYNAUT!" Wynaut screamed back.

"YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? HOW COULD YOU!?" Discord cried.

Twilight was quickly confused by the new argument that sprung up so quickly.

Discord turned Wynaut into a potato, quickly solving the argument.

"Fine miss Perfect Pretty Princess, you can have your Dragon back."

But then, just as he was about to turn Spike back to normal, he had a wonderful idea, a devious idea, an idea to do something so terribly horribly terrible that Twilight would certainly dislike.

He would...

Waste.

Her.

Time.

As soon as this thought came to Discord's mind, several people on the planet of the long range mind reading time-efficient aliens fainted.

"IF!" Discord said.

Oh shit. Twilight thought.

"You listen!"

This is going to be bad, isn't it.

"To me!"

eeeeeehhhhh

"Tell a story!" Discord finished saying.

"Oh, that's it?" Twilight asked.

"Yep!" Discord replied.

"Okay, I'll listen to your dumb story." Twilight said.

PRESENT TIME

"And thaaat's what happened, the end." Discord said.

THE END