Discord tells a Story

When Twilight Sparkle and Spike the Dargon returned home it was night.

Twilight was a little bothered by that story Discord told her, it seemed a little... Strange. Although it was probably just Discord messing with her.

She decided a little reading would take her mind off what she heard.

She grabbed a book, and began to read.

She read for hours, it was a wonderful time.

However, that wonderfulness came to an end eventually.

That end came when she finished reading.

Suddenly, there was nothing.

Nothing at all.

Twilight Sparkle regained consciousness on a white rock, floating in a black void.

"What the hell? Where am I?" Twilight asked herself.

"waaah waaah!" Twilight heard some baby whining off in the distance, it was loud, obnoxious, and it sounded stupid.

"Aw hail naw!" Twilight said.

She stomped off into the general direction the whining was coming from.

Twilight eventually came across some weird-ass creature sitting in front of a strange device, crying like a fuckin' baby.

"WAAAH WAAAAH" the thing whined.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE FOR SCIENCE!" Twilight yelled.

The creature stopped whining and turned around.

Twilight was amazed by the creature's amazing beauty, it was so sexy she wanted to fuck it's brains out right here and now.

Twilight was amazed by the creature's disgusting appearance, it looked like a hairless monkey wearing clothes or some shit, she almost threw up it looked so bad.

"What the hell!?" Twilight yelled.

"Oh shit, 's my pony waifu or something! Eh?" the creature said.

"Why are you talking like you're from the Crystal Empire?" Twilight asked.

"Because I'm Canadian, and there needs to be easy to understand stereotypes for dumb readers to understand. I'm also afraid of the dark, and said boot a lot." The creature said.

"Okay then. so you can break the fourth wall too? Shiet man, maybe you're not as bad as I thought." Twilight said.

"No, I'm pretty bad." The creature said.

"A'ight so why the hell are me and you here?" Twilight asked.

"No clue, probably to give this steaming pile of shit some plot." The creature said.

"Probably." Twilight said.

"Anyways, this probably has to do with me deleting that dumb fanfic I made, if I recreate it we should probably be able to go home." The creature said.

"Okay." Twilight said.

So the ugly monkey thing wrote his dumb fanfic for a few hours until he finished, he then published all the chapters and clicked submit.

"Alright, done." Monkey guy said.

"So, how come we aren't home already?" Twilight asked.

"Probably have to wait for it to get approved first." Thingy responded.

"Okay." Twilight replied.

So several hours and card games later the guy got a message.

"Aw hell yes." Creature Thing said.

The message read as such:

Dear Kragor,

Your story Discord tells a Story has failed moderation on FimFiction for the following reason: This story, as it has been submitted, is really fucking meta. In order for this to be approved, it must not be so fucking meta at the time of submission.

Please make the required changes and resubmit.

Please check the FAQ for additional information and rules, or feel free to reply to this PM if you're unsure of anything.

"SHIET" Twilight and The Thingamathingy said at the same time.

So they chilled out in the Abyss for the rest of eternity.

THE END