Rainbow Dash shook her head. A great pain behind her eyes caused her to grimace. Slowly, she tried to piece together what happened. She rubbed her sore temples with her hands. Hands? Oh yeah, she had hands now. She began to piece together the whole story of the last couple of days through her pounding headache.
She and Applejack had gone through the magic mirror into this strange, two-legged world. They had to find the human Twilight and bring her back to Equestria. Rainbow wasn't quite sure why - she wasn't that good with logistics or mathemagics. Then they had gone to the human AJ's house, and she took them to the human Rainbow Dash's apartment. All this flashed through her head in a matter of moments, making her quickly realize what had happened - the other Rainbow Dash had taken her flying as a date, and it didn't go well.
She was still in the plane, but they weren’t at the airport. They were on the edge of some kind of forest. They had attempted some kind of trick, a trick Human-Dash had assured her was something she’d done a million times before, but it had gone all wrong. Wait, what about Human-Dash? She looked to her left toward the other girl. She was still buckled in, but she was slouched over in her seat.
“Hey! Hey, Rainbow!” she tried calling, but the words got caught in her throat. She painfully lifted her arm and tapped her. Nothing. Panic began to set in, and with a great burst of adrenaline that overcame her injuries, she unbuckled her seat belt and leaned over toward her friend, grabbing her in panic. She quickly put her head into her chest, hoping against hope that she would hear something.
Human-Dash’s heart thumped.
Rainbow gasped a sigh of relief and unstrapped her from her seat. There was a large gash in the human girl’s forehead, and blood ran down her face and matted her rainbow-colored bangs. She tried the pilot side door, but it was warped and jammed from the crash. Trying the door on her side was equally as ineffective. There was only one way to get out of this – through the smashed windshield.
If she tried to crawl through it in its current state, she would get cut to bits. If she learned anything from the survival courses she attended at the Wonderbolt Academy, it was that she had to stay as healthy and injury free as possible. A couple of cuts from the glass, even minor ones, could get infected. She began the laborious process of carefully picking up shards of glass and depositing them away from the windshield, all the while her panic over her friend’s well-being causing her to want to ignore the dangers and dive out. Piece by piece, she slowly started to get rid of all the glass, but there were still shards attached to the frame of the plane. She tried to carefully rip them off, but they were held on there with glue, or something.
“Hey there champ - it might be easier if you used pliers,” a weak voice whispered.
Joy erupted from her heart as she rapidly looked to her left. Human-Dash had regained consciousness! She immediately stopped what she was doing and threw herself onto the human and pulled her into a colossal hug, causing her to wince.
“All right, all right, easy. I’m a little bruised. I’m surprised you’re not worse off yourself,” she said, pushing the enthusiastic pony off of her, “There’s a small toolbox behind your seat. Get some pliers out of there and finish getting rid of that glass, will ya?”
Rainbow did as she was told, grasping the strange metal instruments in her hands. She’d seen Twilight use pliers before, but she didn’t pay much attention to how she used them. Such an awkwardly shaped tool was effectively useless to a non-unicorn, but she used the best of her intuition to complete the task.
“Cool,” Human-Dash praised when she was done, “Get the green duffel bag out from behind the seats and climb out.”
Rainbow dug around behind the seats, finding a green military-style bag about four feet long and one feet wide. She wondered what the purpose of such a large bag on such a small plane was. She felt around briefly, trying to gauge the nature of the contents. There were several lumps, some hard, some soft, but she had no idea what they were.
“It’s the emergency bag,” the other girl said, as if reading her thoughts, “Go on out.”
Rainbow pushed the bag out of the now glassless windshield and deftly followed. The bruises that she had ignored in her panic began to make themselves known again, and such acrobatics in such a strange body would have been difficult either way. As soon as she was out, she turned around to see Human-Dash struggling to get out of her seat and get to the passenger side window. Obviously, her wounds were much more limiting that her counterpart’s.
“Hold on a minute…” Human-Dash said, grabbing a plastic bag by her feet and handing it through the window. Rainbow curiously opened the bag to see what was so important. Contained inside was about five pounds of beef jerky. Good thing she got three. Reaching into the plane, she pulled her friend out with great effort. After they were both free of the wreckage, they laid out on the nose of the aircraft for a few minutes, panting – still trying to absorb what had just happened. As Human-Dash held her sides and winced as the bruises rioted through her brain, Rainbow took the opportunity to observe her surroundings.
They were at the edge of a meadow. A trail of upturned earth led to the downed plane. She didn’t quite remember exactly what had happened at the time of impact, but apparently Human-Dash had attempted to land in the meadow. Unfortunately, she didn’t have enough room for a complete landing, and they had impacted against a large tree at the edge of a forest. Thankfully they had been going slow enough, and their lives didn’t end as broken forms around the trees limbs. However, the question still remained as to what they were to do now.
“We need to get a fire going,” Human-Dash said unexpectedly, as if reading her mind, “Hopefully somebody’s going to be flying around looking for us, so we need to light a big fire as possible in the middle of that field.”
“Fair enough,” Rainbow responded. Helping her counterpart down off of the plane, they set out across the grey, frozen grass into the field. The sun was quickly setting and the cold was starting to become unbearable. As used to it as Dash was, being a creature that regularly frequented the upper layers of the atmosphere, there was something about this body that was not as tolerant.
“This should be good,” Human-Dash said after they had reached the middle of the field, “How about you get some wood. I’ll put up the tent.”
Rainbow nodded in assent, and turned toward the woods before the human girl called her back –
“Hey, Rainbow Dash!”
Rainbow turned around curiously to see a concerned and serious look upon her counterpart’s face.
“We’re going to get out of this, alright? It’ll all turn out okay. We have each other, right?”
“Right.”
Human-Dash regarded her companion’s stoic response. While she could take most things in stride and something so simple as a plane crash didn’t really cause massive amounts of stress, she didn’t know if she could say the same thing about her counterpart. Throwing down the tent poles she had been inspecting, she turned to run after Rainbow.
“Hey, wait up!”
Rainbow turned around and waited for Human-Dash to catch up to her. “Weren’t you hurt in the crash?”
“Hey, you know me,” the human laughed as she unconvincingly hid her wincing, “Up for anything. But if I collapse, make sure I look cool for when my body’s discovered.”
“You’ll be fine,” Rainbow responded uncertainly, slowing down to walk side by side with her friend, “Right?”
“Oh yeah, this is no big deal. Just think of it as an unplanned camping trip. You’ve been camping before, right?”
“Yeah, all the time,” Dash responded as they reached the edge of the woods by the downed plane, “The last time I went camping, I went with AJ and Rarity and their sisters and…”
“Scootaloo?”
“Yeah, how’d you know?”
“Alternate universes, remember?”
“Oh, yeah,” Rainbow said absently as she bent over to pick up some firewood. Human-Dash regarded the pony-girl with a curious look; it was almost as if she was trying to hide her discomfort, something either Rainbow Dash typically didn’t do. Rainbow wore her heart on her sleeve, whether it was the usual pride or the rarer trepidation.
“Are you okay, Rainbow? You’re not mad at me or anything, right?”
She sighed. “No, I guess not. I mean, we all crash.”
“Then what’s the problem?”
“Who said I had a problem? I’m cool,” she retorted confidently before quietly adding, “Totally cool…”
“Bullshit, Dash,” the human smirked, “You don’t have to hide stuff from me. You know that, right? If you’re scared, you can tell me.”
“I’m not scared! I’m just… look, if you had come to my world, and you didn’t know how anything worked and you lost your wings – or, like, your hands or whatever – and then you were stranded and...”
Human-Dash very suddenly wrapped her arms around her, pulling into a comforting hug. Rainbow, initially shocked by this sudden show of affection, relaxed and let herself be held. The emotions of the day came flooding to the surface like a breached dam, and her eyes watered.
“…and Twilight just bucking stabbed herself. Just out of nowhere! What the hay am I supposed to think? And here I am lost in the middle of nowhere while she’s—I don’t even know. I’m supposed to be the Element of Loyalty, and I feel like I’m not really giving it my all. I should be out there, pounding on doors and demanding to see Twilight. And… I don’t know.”
Human-Dash tightened her hold on her friend. She may be a flirt, but she would never abandon anyone she cared about when they needed her, and right now Rainbow Dash needed her. The pony-girl rested her head on her shoulder, and she whispered encouraging thoughts in her ear.
“I’ll be there for you, Dashie. We’re going to find our way back, and then all our friends will be there for you too. Come on, let’s get this wood back to the campsite.”
***
Rainbow Dash stirred sleeplessly under her Mylar blanket. The emergency kit had contained a small tent and a blanket, but didn’t feel fit to provide them with a pillow. The uncertainty of their situation combined with the physical discomfort grated at her mind. This was supposed to be easy – go to the human world, meet up with the human Twilight, and bring her back to Equestria to save her Twilight. How had it gone so wrong? How did they get so distracted? She could only wonder what Applejack was thinking about right now. Was she worried about her, or was she still mad?
“Something worrying you, hot stuff?”
Rainbow looked turned to look at the figure lying next to her. The human Rainbow was awake, concern in her large maroon eyes. This girl really cared about her, and if she was honest with herself, she really needed someone to lean on right now.
“I think you’re cool and everything. I mean, like, really cool. I know I fell apart back there in the woods, and… I don’t know. I’m just all messed up, I guess.”
“Look, Rainbow Dash,” she whispered into her ear, “I don’t care that you’re afraid. Hell, I’m a little nervous about being stranded in the middle of nowhere, too.” She pulled the pony-girl closer, softly brushing across her ear with her lips. “At least I’m not here alone…”
Rainbow turned and looked into the half-lidded eyes of the girl that looked just like her. Her brain was silent; conscious thought completely escaped her, but she knew exactly what was going on. The human’s fingers ran ever so softly down her back, sending shivers echoing through her body, even as she pulled her closer. Without thinking any deeper about it, Rainbow closed her eyes and allowed their lips to touch.
Her touch was electric, and Rainbow was very aware that she had never been with a human before. The softness of another female’s lips on her own was a strange sensation, as softness was not a word usually used to describe a pony. She was unsure where she was supposed to place her hands, and awkwardly placed them on Human-Dash’s hips. The intense rush of adrenaline that continued to pulse through her body even as her mind thought nervously about how inexpertly she was kissing.
The human girl, however, didn’t seem to mind. She slipped her hand underneath Dash’s shirt, stroking her soft back with a light touch that spoke of her incredible talent and experience. Her tongue broke the bounds of her own mouth and carefully played at her partner’s lips, never forceful or prodding, but perfectly caressing them, asking politely for entrance. They didn’t need wait long, for Rainbow was at the complete mercy of its ministrations. The soft tongue played at her mouth, touching the inside of her lips and dancing around her own tongue.
Every soft touch, every gentle tickle of her nerves shot licentious energy throughout her body, and she was quick to notice the warmth in her genitals building. Human-Dash’s hand moved to her hips, her fingers gently ducking underneath her panties at her hip, touching her skin where her cutie mark had been, a place she had never been touched before in such a way. Rainbow groaned into her mouth, cautious about the rapid rate at which they were progressing, even while her hormones were begging her for more. Her counterpart pulled back from her lips and removed her hand from her pants, looking her deep into the eyes, love and lust visible in the deepest recesses of her irises.
“Something wrong, beautiful?”
Rainbow opened her mouth, not quite trusting herself to speak, lest she embarrass herself or ruin the moment.
“Is this… I mean, is this right?”
Human-Dash smiled wisely at her. “Why wouldn’t it be?”
“I mean, you look exactly like me, we have the same parents, and you’re a… human…”
“Does it feel right?”
Rainbow thought about this for a minute. It did feel extremely weird making out with this girl that looked exactly like her, almost like kissing her twin (if she had one). It was definitely weird, but it didn’t feel wrong.
“Yes.”
“Good,” Human-Dash smiled, “Just think of it as really sexy masturbation. Let’s get a little more comfortable, and then how about you kiss me instead?”
She took off the coat that she had been wearing, and laid back onto the floor of the tent, looking up expectantly. Rainbow Dash followed her lead, taking off her coat and laying gently on top of the girl who sported an identical body. She worried briefly about putting too much weight on her and making her uncomfortable, especially on her bruises, but those thoughts were pushed from her mind as arms wrapped around her, pulling her close. She looked into the beautiful maroon eyes of her friend, thoughts of the weirdness of the situation disappearing. She pressed their lips together once more.
Softness met softness, tongue met tongue, loving gaze met loving gaze. Rainbow was enamored with how smooth and precise her counterpart was with her physical expressions as her hands continued their expert stroking of her back. In a bid to try to impress her, Rainbow closed her eyes and bit down softly on Human-Dash’s lower lip. A shocked expression that manifested itself in her friend’s eyes quickly changed to one of amusement, and her lips curled into a smile when her lip was released.
“I didn’t know you’d like it rough,” she whispered, “Although I probably should have guessed…”
“Yeah, well I’m full of surprises,” Rainbow responded softly.
“Are you saying I’m not?”
“Maybe…” she responded as she bit down on her lip once more with a smile.
Smirking, Human-Dash reached her hand down Rainbow’s back, fast enough to be a shock and yet slow enough so she could feel every inch of skin her fingers crawled across. When she reached the edge of her jeans, her hands deftly slipped underneath the elastic as she did before, this time gently caressing her backside.
Rainbow sharply breathed in, her eyes growing wide as she felt this new invasion of her personal space. She let go of her lip and looking at her in surprise. Human-Dash simply smiled and with her free hand turned Rainbow’s head to the side. Leaning up slightly, she gently licked around the outside of her ear, her warm, moist tongue tickling it slightly. Even as she began this new sensuous assault, her other hand was caressing around the curvature of her bare ass, reaching down and lightly touching the joint between her rear and her upper thigh. The combined assault caused her already tender nerves to go into overdrive, making her moan loudly under the expert ministrations of her skilled lover.
“Do you take back that I’m not full of surprises?” Human-Dash whispered into her ear.
The combined weight of her competitiveness with her desire to see what else the human girl could do outweighed her inclination to confess her ecstasy.
“I don’t know…” she smirked, turning back to kiss her playfully.
“You asked for it,” her friend responded as she removed her hand from her pants, making sure to run her fingers gently along the crevice of her posterior as she did. Reaching her hand back into Rainbow’s shirt, she unhooked her bra with one swift motion that was telling of the experience and practice she’d had with the move.
“What’d you do that for?” asked Rainbow Dash, genuinely curious.
“Turn over,” commanded Human-Dash, spinning around so that the pony-girl was laying with her back on the ground, looking up at the moonlight shining through the canopy of the blue tent. “One of the awesome things about being a girl – a human girl – are right here,” she stated softly, reaching both her hands up Rainbow’s shirt as she straddled her hips.
She moved her hands skillfully under Rainbow’s loose bra, grasping her small breasts. She ran her hands sideways along her torso, the curvature in all four of her fingers riding over her erect nipples, sending waves of ecstasy through her body that she had never felt before.
“Wow…” was all she could say, staring up at the girl straddling her with desire.
“That’s all it takes?” she laughed playfully in response, “Just wait until we get to the main show.”
She grabbed Rainbow’s shirt and pulled it up over her chest, exposing both of her breasts to the cold night air. With a graceful kiss on her lips, Human-Dash reached down and placed her lips upon her right nipple, kissing it gently as she brushed against it. Rainbow Dash bucked her hips unconsciously, silently begging for the human girl to suck on her breasts. She obliged, and the pony-girl felt her warm, moist mouth enclosing around her nipple. She gasped and grabbed her head gently as she sucked, grasping her hair in her fingers. A tongue swirled carefully around her erect nipple, causing her to throw her head back and moan as Human-Dash moved over to the other side of her chest.
After servicing her other breast, she moved up to Dash’s face, hovering over it with a smile.
“I think somebody liked it,” she cooed teasingly, kissing her lightly on the lips.
“Totally, but now it’s my turn,” Rainbow responded, pulling the human’s shirt up and reaching up to unhook her bra. Attempting to emulate the sudden one-handed snapping action that had been used on her, she bit her tongue slightly in concentration. It wasn’t working. Damn it, Dash! Of course you would screw this up!
“You look so cute when you’re frustrated,” Human-Dash smiled, reaching around to unhook her own bra for her lover. She leaned down on all fours once again over top of Rainbow, hovering her small chest over her face, waiting for her to complete the next action.
With slight hesitance, and yet with enthusiasm aimed at impressing her suave counterpart, Rainbow leaned upward, enclosing Human-Dash’s nipple in her mouth. She sucked vulgarly, trying to copy her friend’s expert oral manipulations. The human smiled down on the other girl, watching her suck her tits and reveling in the inexpert, virginal attempts. The psychological stimulation far surpassed the physical, and she was quick to desire to move on to the main course.
She carefully moved down to be face-to-face once more with the girl on the bottom, who was currently looking at her with a small amount of confusion.
“Did I do something wrong?” Rainbow asked.
“No way, hot stuff. That was awesome. I just thought you’d like to try something different.”
“Like what?”
“Take your clothes off.”
“What?” Rainbow tilted her head in confusion. It wasn’t that the request was vague or unexpected, but that the tone her counterpart took was sudden and authoritative, balanced by the look of attraction and desire in her eyes.
“I said take your clothes off.”
“Okay.”
She slowly moved her hands down to the fasteners of her pants, working the button and zipper with fingers that she still hadn’t completely gotten used to. Human-Dash smiled and stared at her in lust as she raised her butt off the ground, sliding her jeans and panties down over her smooth, slightly cold legs. Her companion brushed her fingers over her thighs, causing chills to run through her body. The human leaned down, her face coming enticingly close to her sensitive parts before moving up to meet her face. The half-naked girls kissed the naked one softly, even as she felt the texture of her jeans as she straddled her hips.
“You want to know something, hot stuff?” Human-Dash whispered.
“What?”
“Seeing you like this, it is weird. Totally weird.” She stopped talking briefly to deliver another kiss. “But I realized something – you’re not my sister, or myself, or anything like that. You’re something else—”
“What’s that?” Rainbow responded as she unconsciously bucked her hips against the girl sitting on her pelvis.
“You’re you – a really sexy girl who just happens to look like me. I’m really glad I’m your first, well, your first two legged girl anyway. Are you ready for more?”
Rainbow had to stop herself from audibly scoffing at the idea that she wasn’t. “I was born ready!”
Human-Dash smiled. “You are so damn cute.”
She made to move down the pony-girl’s body. Rainbow moaned, veritably vibrating with anticipation for something she’d never truly felt before. Just as Human-Dash’s head neared her most erogenous area, she grabbed her head to stop her.
“Something wrong?” the human asked with confusion.
“It’s just… I kind of want you to be naked, too.”
“Why? This show’s all about you, at least this time. Besides, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.”
“You are something I haven’t seen before. Please?”
The corner of Human-Dash’s mouth turned up as she considered the other girl. “Whatever you say, sexy.”
She jumped off of the other girl and quickly undid her pants with a smoothness that starkly contrasted with Rainbow’s fumbling. Looking directly into her eyes and licking her lips teasingly, Human-Dash slid her clothes slowly over her backside. She quickly rolled over and pulled her jeans off of her feet and tossed them in the corner of the tent. Rainbow Dash almost found herself drooling as she just barely spotted the smooth cleft of her vulva between her legs. The other girl gingerly spread Rainbow’s legs, kneeled between them and leaned down, marveling at the sight of her friend’s womanhood, any previous thoughts of the strangeness of the situation now completely absent from her mind. Rainbow looked straight into her eyes, a surge of excitement coursing through her as she saw her naked form, rear raised in the air and mouth moving down to pleasure her.
She had expected Human-Dash to proceed directly to her clitoris, as she herself did when she was by herself. However, it seemed that if she had subtlety in any skill, it was in sex. Her lips gently grazed the edges of her slit, not touching anything worth touching, but making Rainbow silently beg for them to be satisfied. Her stomach twitched, and her hips rose up off the ground. She could see the other girl smiling slyly as she effectively humped her face.
“Somebody needs some release,” she cooed.
“Please?”
“I don’t know, pony-me, have you been a good girl?”
“Yes…”
“Beg for it.”
Rainbow groaned. The euphoria that had built up was beginning to ebb away, mitigated only by the carefully timed teasing of Human-Dash. As much as it was against her nature to beg for anything, her human hormones were yearning for relief.
“Please, Rainbow,” she moaned, hoping that was enough.
“Please what?” Human-Dash asked torturously. She was enjoying this far too much.
“Please… fuck me!” Rainbow screamed, letting go of her inhibitions. This seemed to satisfy the other girl, who immediately spread her labia with two fingers and gingerly ran her tongue along the inner rim of her vagina.
Rainbow moaned once again, the tension in her womanhood building. Without thinking, she reached down and grabbed the hair of the other girl. With the other hand, she grabbed a handful of the blanket, gripping it fiercely to maintain control of herself. Warmth and pleasure emanated from her genitals, spreading through her body like a wave of ecstasy. With an especially sudden grip on her hair, Human-Dash moved on to the next step.
Moving her hand up to Rainbow’s lower abdomen, she positioned her hand so that her thumb was just above the other girl’s slit. With gentle pressure, she touched her clitoris and lifted up its hood, exposing the pink nub underneath. Rainbow Dash emitted a soft squeak at the attention suddenly given to her most sensitive part, causing the human girl to sigh with sexual excitement.
Human-Dash pressed her tongue ever so softly against Rainbow’s exposed clitoris, who in turn cried out. Embarrassed, she bit down on her fist to prevent any more sudden outbursts. The pleasure coursed through her body as the other girl expertly varied pressure on her nub, altering between using her tongue and gently clamping on it with her lips. It soon became too much to take for the inexperienced girl.
Pulsing electric pleasure burst forth from her nether regions, coursing through her veins and lighting her mind on fire. She couldn’t think, she couldn’t act, she could just feel. She bit down harder on her fist even as one last, loud moan of pleasure escaped from around it. Human-Dash continued her ministrations through Rainbow’s orgasm, only ceasing upon her final pleasurable convulsion.
Rainbow Dash collapsed back on the hard floor of the tent in exhaustion. The back of her head painfully hit a rock, but in the ecstasy of her afterglow, her mind didn’t dwell on it. Human-Dash fell onto the ground beside her, sprawled out and looking up at the tent ceiling above them. Without thinking, Rainbow rested her head upon her friend’s chest while hugging her around the midsection. She felt her stiffen at first at the sudden intimate contact before relaxing and putting her arm around her.
“I can honestly say I’ve never done – whatever it is we just did – before,” Human-Dash laughed as she stroked the pony-girls hair, “Since we’re the same, but not the same person, was that masturbation, or incest? I don’t even know.”
“It was incesturbation!” Rainbow responded loudly, proud of herself for the wordplay.
“Incesturbation, I like that. But I think we can do better. We’re also both girls…”
“Yeah,” responded Rainbow with a sheepish grin. The conversation she’d had with Applejack the night before came to mind.
“So it’s lesbincesturbation!”
Rainbow Dash laughed, “I can’t believe something like that actually exists. Hay, I can’t believe I actually… rutted with a human.”
“It’s not that bad, hot stuff. Humans are pretty sexy, if I do say so myself. I can’t believe I actually fucked a horse.”
“Hey! I’m not a horse!”
“Eh, close enough. I don’t know what the difference between a horse and a pony even is. If it makes you feel any better, you totally just popped my bestiality cherry.”
“Uhm… cool?”
“Totally cool. I didn’t even know I had any left to pop.”
“Eww, really?”
“Yep. I think this requires an addition to the name for our new kind of sex. How about… lesbincesturbeastion?”
“‘Lesbincesturbeastion’…” Rainbow mused, “That’s a pretty big word. It sounds like a Twilighty, egghead type of word.”
“A little, but there’s nothing eggheadish about the awesome sex we just had.” Human-Dash looked down affectionately at the top of her counterpart’s head. “So tell me, does Rainbow Dash know how to please Rainbow Dash, or what? At least better than Gilda did?”
“Totally,” Rainbow elated, “Besides, the Gilda in Equestria is…”
“Is what?”
“Well, she’s a gryphon.”
“So?”
“So she doesn’t have lips – she has a beak.”
“Oh,” Human-Dash winced, “Ouch.”
“Yeah.”
