"Rarity and Twilight go around and do cute things nonsexually."- Anonymous

Nonsexually? HAHA ALMOST GOT ME THERE ANON.

Anyway, so yeah. Fifth story. I did this one with chapters because, if you guys haven't noticed yet, I like to try new things with each story I do. So, here's the low down on this brown. After a certain comment of Applejack's, Rarity and Twilight go to the silly spa, try on silly hats, read silly books, then have crazy, wet, sick, nasty, off-the-hook, cartoon unicorn sex. Just a little thing I wrote and had fun with. CIAO.

NSFW part is in Chapter Four, you sick, sick bastards.

Inspired by Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson

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City on Our Knees by tobyMac

Cover art, as always, edited by me.