Batman Peppers Some Angus
Mmm Party Time o.o
Previous ChapterNext ChapterIt was finally time for Batman to molest the shit out of Pinkie Pie but first he needed a nap because he wanked too hard all the time. After he woke up he would go to Pinkies house and rape her pink pony buttox.
Meanwhile in the home of a drug addict crack head party pony, Pinkie was hanging her decorations. She hung up her ornaments which were dried up cum bubbles she has been collecting for the last eight years. Suddenly she heard a loud crashing noise in the back by her shelf full of ilegal substances, Batman was awake and full from eating so much cookies! Of course the dumb pink whore donkey greeted him all nicely but soon this all turned into a huge, but funny, argument.
"Your uncle and your nanny fuck each other for dollar bills!" yells pinkie in a manly voice.
"Go pork yourself, you bloated, horrible, slimy, queef-breathing, period-stained roommate-humping thug-slapping butt snorkeler!" Yelled batman as he giggled like a seven year old girl.
"You're such a fuck. Go have some fuck soup, you fuck." said pinkie from a distance.
"I can handle grungy, but your revolting smell is perhaps a bit excessive." said batman under his breath.
"Cool story, man. Why don't you go tell it to someone who gives the tiniest shit." said pinkie finishing off the fight.
Batman was getting sick and tired of this cum bubble on a faggots back calling him all these fucked up names. He swooped in and pounced on her like a spider monkey, Pinkie got up and slipped in her own piss because it scared her so bad. She made it up and started running but after running for so long she got tired. Before she could stop she ran into the wall and he head was stuck in the wall frame. This was Batmans chance!
Batman got her from behind and pounded the shit out of her pink ass bootay. He raped her so hard she died right there. But after a while he got bored of her lifeless cold body and needed something else to do in the mean time. He looked to his right and saw a shelf full of crack cocaine, meth, marjauna, and acid. Batman was so happy! He ran over to the shelf and did all the drugs he could. That cock master was tripping hardcore, but he finally passed out for about an hour or two.
The overwieght superhero awoke to the sound of queefs coming from Pinkies dead body. He ran to the bathroom and vomited out his floppy seven inch man hood. Now that batman has finished off that whore, He was ready to go after his next poor inocent pony that needed a long hard shaft to the blow hole.
-Twilight here we come you stank pussy ass whore.
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