Batman Peppers Some Angus

by -MahLeetlePanties-xD

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Human, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy
Length: 3213

Oh no theres a pony molesting Super hero in pony ville but nobody ever sees him comign he just swoops in a molests the shit out of his victims o.o

Oh no there is a child molesting super hero in Ponyville! He is ready to rape some ponies. He wouldn't have found Ponyville if it weren't for Rainbow Dash! Ponyville get ready for this!

Published 2014-01-14 00:20:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-14 00:20:09 UTC

Thanks Dash :T

One afternoon in a place like no other (Only because it was full of tranny donkey whitches) our dear lesbo friend Rainbow Dash was getting her stache waxed.

"OW MY BALLS!" Yells Rainbow Dash in a manly voice.

The thing she loved to do most was sit by the old tree behind the porno stand and pick the crustys off her nut sack. Dash wasnt the only tranny in PonyVille but she was definitly the manliest. She also liked to pass by all her "friends" houses and ejaculate all over their windows with her prodigal jizz sack.

One time she turtle shelled so hard she broke like five windows! Anyways enough of what this twin-headed scrodem bandit loves to do, lets get on with the fucking story! Rainbow dash was on her way home from the barber shop and her upper lip hurt like a bottomless badger belch. On her way home she saw a trail of cunt rotting tea-bags, and she knew that she had to follow the trail.

Dash had followed the trail for atleast two hours and finally came to a stopping point. The cunt rotting tea-bags lead her to a really dark looking cave, it smelled so bad she passed out. She had an awesome dream while she was passed out though.

She dreamed that a Maiming shaft head with arms and legs came walking up to her and told her to call him "Gigantic semen head basher." That shit nugget looked like a rapist but dash was excited to try new things.

Suddenly a Whoring llama dog fell on her head and woke her up. She pissed everywhere....But the wierd looking creature thingy licked that shit up. Dash stood up barely still awake and just a bit dizzy and smelled that awful smell once again, she plugged her nose. Her eyes were burning it stunk so terrible, she had to put on her goggles that made her look like a Diaper-wearing arse fuck basher. She slowly aproached the dirty shit stained wank hole.

That stupid skank lesbo got deeper and deeper into the hole (LOL) the stinky ass hole was making the her skin melt.

"OVER HERE! ITS SAFER IN HERE!" whispered a mysterious voice from a small cave that leaded into a lair.

This was no ordinary lair ... There was yellow and black bats all over the place and she could still smell that horrible rotten vaginal belch smell. When dash asked who he was he gave her different names like Bruce Wayne, and The Dark Night, but the name that caught her attention was The Caped Crusader.

"Oh i know! Your part of that little gang of girls that run around selling their bodies to mares all over Ponyville! I think they are called The Cootie Crusaders!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

"PONYVILLE!? Ooooh sounds like theres alot of inoccent little children there...." said the mysterious over weight man dressed in grey black and yellow while he licked his lips and slobbered.

"Yeah there is would you like me to take you there?" asked Dash.

"Sure" answered the stranger as he groped his hairy tit erection.

Dash and the creepy strange man walked back to ponyville together. The whole way was silent and akward. The only noise you could hear was the sound of him itching his diseased dried out scrodem sack. As they were aproaching ponyville he grabbed the lesbo pony and threw her in the bushes and cut her dick off and stuffed it down her throat. Her body lied there cold and lifeless, But he didnt give two leaking cock-tips.

He made his way down the pathway and found a safe place to hide and pounce on his inocent pony victims like a puss filled vaginal belch with a cat in it. First the cock mangling pervert needed to go to the orphanage and steal him some tender apitizers.

The old musky ball sack snuck around town (Its was hard because he has his own gravitational pull) and looked for a building that read "PonyVille Orphanage; Home for no life crack babies". He found the Orphanage but there was only one way in...The stairs in the back, stairs are a fat asses biggest enemy. But this was not just some random fat ass guy in a stretchy suit that you could see his cock outline in.......

-This was BATMAN.

Need some lotion? xD

Now its time to start on a new chapter about one of our other skank friends ''Rarity" as they call that thing.

" It has been about four days and nobody has noticed that Carpetmuncher (A.K.A Rainbow Dash) has gone missing except for me. Maybe shes off taking it in the ass from that donkey witch girl friend of hers." Thought Rarity to herself as she giggled.

Rarity was just about to go show off some of her latest fashions. Little did she know....Batman or BatPervert would be there waiting for her tender pony bootay. Although Rarity was starting to miss Dashes manhood she also thought she was a Herpe lesbo wipe that played the hermaphrodite trombone that wet herself and smelled like a piss pipe. Back on subject....Rarity was packing all her dresses to take and show all the cock snorter ponies at the Snatch Utensil Contest that is going to be held at this years Anal Christmas Fair.

Her modles were in her skank van and she was ready to go. They first had to stop by the tattoo place called "Ass Ink" so that Rarity could get a tattoo to show all her little skanky bitch diseased friends how cool (GAY) she was. They had finally arrived at the "Ass Ink" and Rarity was nervous but READY!

"Yes ma'am what kind of tattoo would you like and where would you like it?" asked the fat overwight cum bubble.

"Ummmm i want you to draw me a fucking dairy queen blizzrd on my fucking leg!" yelled Rarity as she consumed dangerously high amounts of alchaholic fluids.

Sooo the fat spoiled piggy bitch got her tattoo and they left to the Anal Christmas Fair. She was so excited that she would be able to show off her talent in clothes designing. The contest was about to start and Rarity was bossing people around like the syphilis burger she is. Rarity was about to be called up to show her half naked prositutes off, But right before she went on she heard a fapping noise in the bushes behind the stage. Well of course like the dumb rimjob octopuss she is she went to check it out.

"Urrmmm hello is someone there?...." asked Rarity quietly.

''FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!"

"Who in the fuck is jacking their nutsack fudge!?" Rarity yelled as she moved the bushes just a little so she could see.

As she opens the bushes a large amount of semen goes on her face and in her eyes. Rarity stumbles back and falls over screaming.

"AHHH SHIT MY FUCKING EYES YOU PUSSY KNOB!" yelled Rarity as she rolled around in a ball.

BatMan made his move and grabbed Rarity by her saggy nipple titties, Dragging her through a bunch of thorns and pioson ivy bushes. By the time Batman got far enough out ot where he could do his job Rarity was ground out to a powder. Quickly he rounded up all of Raritys powdered dust and sniffed it while running around saying "POWDERED DONUTS MAKE ME GO NUTS!". He had to do somthing with her legs that where left....Slurp. He also grounded her skull into a powder by drawing with it like it was chalk on the concrete. He also sniffed that.

After he had finished molesting what was left of Rarity he went back into hiding to wait for more victims.
While he wanked off to pictures of Miley Cyrus and listening to Hannah Montana. Then he caught a glimpse at somthing shiny and amazing.....LOTION. He ran over and quickly grabbed the lostion as fast as he could he was like a rabbid shitter badger. He wanked off really hard. When he was done it was time for batman to spy on his next victim .....

-FLuttershy..........

Acid Piss

It was a sunny ass morning and Fluttershy had just woken up, she was getting ready because she was about to go get some food for her anerexic animals that she beats and abuses eveyday. FLuttershy brushed her weave and left to go to KFC for some crispy ass chicken. Once Flusttershy got there she walked in and everyone was staring at her. The reason for that is because she had a dead rabbit stuck to her right ass cheek that has been there for about 3 months and smelled like rotten twat squid. She didnt give a fuck what they thought she wanted some chicken.

"How may i take yo order?" said some fat black lady blowing her manager.

"Yes i would like 18 buckets of crispy fried chicken and a extra small mashed patotos for my 72 animals that live with me that will prbably end up fighting to the death over this." Fluttershy replyed.

Fluttershy left without paying because behind all that shyness shes actually a thieving dirty little black hobo. When she got home she put the extra small mashed potatos in the middle of the rooom on the carpet and then walked into her room and stuffed her fat ass face. She walked back into the living room to watch television she kept on slipping and falling on what she thought was ketchup, But was actaully the blood bath left behind from the epic battle her animals just had in her living room. Fluttershy hoped to set down and get some peace and quiet...But when she sat down she heard a huge cracking noise. She sat up to see that she was sitting on her pet bunny "Mr.Faggot" He lay there all fragile and broken...Fluttershy kicked the gay fag fruit bunnys rotting carcus and sat down in a pool of animal blood and cat feeces.

"Oooh look its that show where they kill whales for no reason! I love this show!" yells Fluttershy in excitment.

While she watched her sick animal killing TV show Batman was watching her....Stalking her...Slurping her juices.
He made a distraction noise in the back by breaking a window with his hard erection. While she ran back to check it out he snuck in through the front making squashing noises stepping in the blood about to vomit through his boner. He squated in the corner and waited for her to come back.

"WHAT THE FUCK BOO?!" Yelled fluttershy in the other room while talking to her abusive boy friend Justin Mareber.

FLuttershys hoe ass finally came back and sat down, Batman stood up and slowly creeped up behind the cum guzzling pony. You could hear the squashing noises but i guess she couldnt because her high definition TV was up all the way He finally got close enough to make his move.

"FlutterShy......" whispered Batman as he pissed in his hand.

Fluttershy turned around and Batman tossed a handfull of piss in her face. The piss was starting to melt her face like it was cheese on nachos. I guess Batman forgot his piss was actually acid.

"AAHHHHHH FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCKER ATTACK HIM!!!!!" She yelled as her face was rooting off with acid piss.

The animals didnt listen, instead of attacking batman they raped the shit out of fluttershy. Batman just watched and wanked. Like always. It was time for him to go back into hiding but first he broke the animals legs so all they could do is crawl and suffer. He jumped out the window and fell trying to act cool. He was on his way to stalk a pink party pony that was about to get molested, after he eats the chicken he stole.

-Fat ass Strikes Again.....

Damn Owls!

After fucking the shit out of that wank torches dead body Batman was ready to go after a smarter more purple pony named Twilight Sparkle. Batman had set out to find the purple sodding cunt and get him some more ACTION. He had passed by so many buildings on the way there, But he couldnt seem to find her house. The perverted super douche had to stop and ask for directions at a Bakery called "Ponyville Bakery; We Will Poison You". As the Dried out nut bucket sucker aproched the bakery he was greeted by a fat cum guzzling tranny with a cupcake on her head and her stupid wanker husband. He then didnt hesitate to punch the stupid bitch in the face and was immediatly attacked by her faggot of a husband, but batman took his ass down (If you know what i mean).

Batman had to leave quick before he was caught raping the two cupcake bitches. He had to stop by another place to get directions to her house...He walked around until he finally came to a school in the middle of god knows where and peeped through the window. Of course the sick ass hole got a boner from staring at all the ripe little ponies but when he saw the teacher Mrs.Cheerilee his cock busted a hole in the wall. Batman just had to rape that stupid sexy pink bitch, but first he would ask her for directions. Batman knocked like seven times but no answer, He hit the door as hard as he could with his erection.

"Hello...Can i help you sir?" says Mrs.Cheerilee

"Yes you can....May i come in and watch your class you jizz milf piper?" Batman says as he smiles creeply.

"EXCUSE ME SIR! THERE ARE CHILDREN IN HERE!" Yells the teacher.

"I dont care you slut...Get on your knees and suck my dick." Says batman as he points at his Man Hood."

"NO SIR YOU NEED TO GET OFF THIS PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE POLI-" She didnt finish.

She didnt finish her sentence because batman delivered a Wanktastic punch to the vag. The pink dumb slut teacher fell on the ground and died right there. He left to go find the house on his own ... he didn't need help from anyone else!

He began to walk farther down town and suddenly aproached a library. He peeked in the window and screamed like a nine year old at a Justin Bieber concert because he had finally found the stupid ass bitch he had been searching for. This fritzl-admiring fuck slapper was sitting there reading a porno mag when suddenly she saw a crap cockroach glaring at her through the window making a creepy fucking face and jacking off. Twilight quickly threw the magazine trying to hit the window but misses and the magazine hits spike in the face, giving him severe paper cuts to the face. She runs out of the room as fast as she can but trips and hits her face of the concrete, knocking all of her teeth out and making her mouth look like Granny Smiths asshole.

While all of this was happening bat man was raping spike in the butt. Batman finally finished what he was doing and walked out to see twilight face first on the concrete! This was his opurtunity! He grabbed twilight by her hind legs and dragged her back into the library. He threw her into a shelf and started to chunk books at her. After a while Twilight got knocked out from so many blows to the head with books. Batman was just in the middle of raping her when out of no where a owl that looked like a cocksplurt packer came charging at him and delivered a swift kick to the dick....The kick imediatly knocked off his cock...As he lay there cockless and crying the owl cast a spell on him to keep him completely still....He invited all of his owl friends over and they raped the living shit out of that hard-rubbing lard fondling retard diarrhea eating titless shitshark raping twin-headed dipstick stained cockstorm lover.

Finally peace was restored to Ponyville, All thanks to a couple of flip-flopping cock amputees called owls....Unfortunatly a lot of ponies died that day from penatration to the ear mouth ass and other holes. May they rest in peace..and burn in hell.

-Everyone lived happily ever after!

Mmm Party Time o.o

It was finally time for Batman to molest the shit out of Pinkie Pie but first he needed a nap because he wanked too hard all the time. After he woke up he would go to Pinkies house and rape her pink pony buttox.

Meanwhile in the home of a drug addict crack head party pony, Pinkie was hanging her decorations. She hung up her ornaments which were dried up cum bubbles she has been collecting for the last eight years. Suddenly she heard a loud crashing noise in the back by her shelf full of ilegal substances, Batman was awake and full from eating so much cookies! Of course the dumb pink whore donkey greeted him all nicely but soon this all turned into a huge, but funny, argument.

"Your uncle and your nanny fuck each other for dollar bills!" yells pinkie in a manly voice.

"Go pork yourself, you bloated, horrible, slimy, queef-breathing, period-stained roommate-humping thug-slapping butt snorkeler!" Yelled batman as he giggled like a seven year old girl.

"You're such a fuck. Go have some fuck soup, you fuck." said pinkie from a distance.

"I can handle grungy, but your revolting smell is perhaps a bit excessive." said batman under his breath.

"Cool story, man. Why don't you go tell it to someone who gives the tiniest shit." said pinkie finishing off the fight.

Batman was getting sick and tired of this cum bubble on a faggots back calling him all these fucked up names. He swooped in and pounced on her like a spider monkey, Pinkie got up and slipped in her own piss because it scared her so bad. She made it up and started running but after running for so long she got tired. Before she could stop she ran into the wall and he head was stuck in the wall frame. This was Batmans chance!

Batman got her from behind and pounded the shit out of her pink ass bootay. He raped her so hard she died right there. But after a while he got bored of her lifeless cold body and needed something else to do in the mean time. He looked to his right and saw a shelf full of crack cocaine, meth, marjauna, and acid. Batman was so happy! He ran over to the shelf and did all the drugs he could. That cock master was tripping hardcore, but he finally passed out for about an hour or two.

The overwieght superhero awoke to the sound of queefs coming from Pinkies dead body. He ran to the bathroom and vomited out his floppy seven inch man hood. Now that batman has finished off that whore, He was ready to go after his next poor inocent pony that needed a long hard shaft to the blow hole.

-Twilight here we come you stank pussy ass whore.