Hi I'm Derpy Hooves And I Just Got A New Diary Oh Here Comes My Senior Bye Diary
''Derpy....'' ''Yessssss'' ''Do You Remember Everypony At The Mail Station Are Sick'' ''Yeahhhhh'' ''Your The Only Pony
Left To Send All These 500,000 Mails Sooooo Boss Told Me To Give You The Box Of Mail'' ''Box Of Mail? Is It Mail Shaped Like A Box'' ''No, Its A Special Tool Used By Elite Mail Senders'' OH MY GOSH Elite Mail Senders My Dream To Become One My Senior Show Me The Box Of Mail It Was A Small Box A Small Iron Box
''So Derpy This Box Is Just A Small One But It Has All 500,000 Mails In It''
''ALL 500,000 MAILS''
''Yep Now Derpy Because Your The Worst Mail Sender I'm Going To Split This Box Into 4 With This Key''
''A Key, Its So Shiny''
Why Do They Need To Split It To 4 Hmmmmm Oh Yeah Because Im The Worst Mail Sender Wait Im The Worst Mail Sender :(
''I'm Going To Give You The Key If You Want To Put Them Back Together Put Them Together Then Lock It With The Key''
''Aye Captain''
''Great And Derpy...''
''Yeah''
''STOP FILLING MY CABINET WITH MUFFINS''
''I Have No Space In Mine''
Jeez That Colt Never Shares I Just Want To Pack Them Up For When I'm Hungry That Colt Need To Learn How To Share Well I'm Going Out Now
''Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala''
As Derpy Flied She Doesn't Know That She Dropped The Pieces Of The Box
Hi Me Again Diary Its Derpy I Just Arrived At The First House I'm Getting Closer I'm Knocking The Door
''SURPRISE''
''Derpy For The Last Time It Is NOT MY BIRTHDAY!''
''Yes It Is Oh Yeah Your Mail Sir I Just Need To Get My Box Of Mail''
A Few Minutes Later
''WHERE IS MY BOX OF MAIL''
I LOST MY BOX OF MAIL NOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG
''Um Yeah I'll Just Wait Inside''
''That's Right I'll Just Ask My Senior To Get Another Box''
After Arriving At The Mail Station I Told My Senior I Lost My Box Of Mail I Don't Why But He Was Angry And Screaming He Said He Needed Fresh Air Oh Here He Comes
''DERPY DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DONE''
''Ummm Of Course I Know What I've Done I Dropped The Pieces Of The Box''
''NO I LOCATED THE PIECES''
''That's Good Right?''
''*breath* They Are In Manehattan Dodge Junction Cloudsdale And *gulp* The Everfree Forest
''Hmm Easy Places''
''Are YOU KIDDING ME Derpy You Have Got To Be The Most Stupid Pegasi EVER''
''I Know You Don't Have To Thank Me For Being Stupid''
''Take This Tracker It Can Help You Find The Pieces Of The Box Now Hurry You Have Until 7 Days''
Woohoo My First Serious Job In The Mail Station I'm Going Out Right Now
End Of Chapter 1
