The Truth About The Flim Flam Brothers

"We still don't have enough pony organs to make more cider!" Flim complained to his brother.

"I know, but we'll be able to get somepony soon. What about that Applejack who beat us at making cider?" Flam asked.

"Perfect." Flim grinned.

They soon found Applejack working on the farm as usual.

"Could you come over here for a minute, Applejack?" Flim called out.

The southern pony walked over to the two brothers.

"We have some, uh, business that needs taking care of." Flam said.

The salesponies led Applejack over to the back of their machine. "This might hurt." Flim muttered as he hit Applejack over the head with a mug of apple cider.

Applejack woke up tied to the back of the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. "What's going on?" she asked.

Flim turned round and smiled evilly. "We needed more ingredients for our cider, and we never want to be beaten at making cider ever again. So you were the perfect one to choose." he replied.

"What? You're turning me into cider?"

"Yes, you've figured it out! At last!" Flim clapped his hooves in mock applause.

"But I'm the Element of Honesty, and the hardest worker in Sweet Apple Acres! Everyone will wonder where I am."

"Have you forgotten that we're traveling salesponies? We'll be out of town by then. We'll leave that problem to this boring little town that you call your home." Flam said.

Applejack started to panic. Flim got out a large knife from the draw.

"Shall we, brother of mine?" he asked.

"Yes." Flam replied.

Flim went over to Flam and gave him the knife. "I think that you should do it. I did it last time. You're a lot more...hmm....creative and intelligent than me. Use that creativity on Applejack to improve our cider."

"I certainly shall, brother of mine."

Flam took the knife from Flim and began cutting Applejack's ears off. The mare gritted her teeth as pain surged through her body. Blood spilled out onto the floor. Flim turned the cider machine on while Flam resumed to his cutting.

Flam tossed Applejack's ears into the cider-press guts of the very machine, as they liked to call it. Then he stuck the knife right into her at the top of her spine. Applejack screamed in pure agony as her bone was broken by the sharp instrument.

"Keep going, Flam! You're doing great!" Flim yelled.

"Thanks! I will do! I'm using my creativity!" Flam laughed.

He then plunged his knife right into the middle of her stomach. He carved the brothers' logo into her flesh and lifted the skin up.

Applejack screamed.

"Now that's what I call creative intelligence." Flim smirked.

Flam pulled out the poor earth pony's organs and threw them over his shoulder when he thought they weren't good enough.

They landed with a wet slap onto the floor. Applejack accidentally looked down at her exposed insides and threw up all over Flam.

"Now you know how I feel when our victim does that." Flim said.

Flam got sick of the screaming and wanted to end it. He plunged his hand into her glistening flesh and ripped her heart out. Flam laughed as he watched the life leave his victim's eyes.

"We have enough to make more cider now, Flim."

"Let's do this, Flam."

The two brothers threw the good parts of Applejack into the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Their customers, unaware of that had just taken place, drank their cider.

"It's delicious!"

Flim and Flam grinned at each other. Finally, they were getting somewhere with their cider.