ETERNAL LOVE: the Corpse code

I wakked up to pinkipies house. she was in teh floor out side. she was crying her face burrows in the grasss. "lol pinkie i thout you was dead i remarked laugging pinkie glared at me her eys burning wholes in my skull lik a laser. Dash and twilig camr down n they swopped down, rites bhind me. "hi pinkie" they screamed in unisun.pinkie sobbs her tears roll down her face like a drop of doo rollin down a grass blad

  wahts wron pie""? i askd Pinkie pie was laying down in the grass. there was choclat wrappers and used tisues around her. i noticed. "wahts wrong" pinkie pie sniffeled. she look at me. "my one true love, flipppity flop, thinks i am weird and she doesnt love me" cried pigkie pie. "wow pink tyhats so sad sniffled rainbowe. pinkie pie cr7yed like the south china sea. her tears formed a big, large puddel on teh grund. "hhhhhh" said twiligh. "I dont sea what is teh problems hear." "No twilit," said Rainbw Dashie. "cant yous see pinkie pies upset about her true love?????/!??????/?/?/?????/"\

Twilig was a big butt hole. She stared at us with her eyes crossed like srsly?/. she snorted. "you guys are a pethetic and im leefing you guys for ever." she flyed away.

Pinkie pie gots mad. Se had a cactus and she made it eveil with ehr witchcraft. The cactus attacked us.

It had 2 arms since it was a mini cactus. but anyway. the cactus was attackiing "OH GAWD i screamed cactus His name was Frank. he was mutantedc since he ate soem mutagen llol and he shot a bunches of spikes at us. "ouchy" cried rainbow a singel tear rolld down her cheek

   "my love!" i gasped. I held her in my loving hoovs. rainbow screamd in pain. I stomped on the cactus and it died. there was nt blood everyehere since t was a cactus. Yet, water was everywhere and it w'as gross.

  "Nuuuuuurrrrrr!!!!!! screamed rainbow dash "zecora im dieing"

        "No dunt die" i s creamed tears flowing down like laptev Sea but my troo love was dyijing and their was nothin gI cud do about it "No dun't leeve me rainbow you alreadys died once...................................................................................................... pleas, dont do it agian!!!!!!! i sobbed

Pinkie pie stopp sniffeling and lookd at us/ "rainbow, i will mkae you not die.  But only if you do this; make flippity flop my true love, love me so much."

I looked into her blue eyes the color of a robin egg shell. it remiended me of the time i saw a dead baby bird in the parking lot of kroger with the egg shells all aruond. I took a deep breath and i inhailed.

"Deal"