Chaos Ruins Everything

Discord is bored. That is the world's que to say "uh oh".

He is bored out of his mind and he can't do anything about it because he's reformed! Can't a reformed King of Chaos have some fun every once in a while by making soap roads so that Celestia can fall when she's chasing said reformed King of Chaos for making soap roads? That right there would be entertaining, but nooooo, if he did he would be turned into stone for a thousand years! He can't even make a chocolate milk bomb without getting a wicked look. Princesses are too orderly like that.

There are an infinite number of dimensions and universes out there and Discord had to be in ... wait a second. There are an infinite number of dimensions and universes out there that Discord can do whatever he wants in! There are ones where he is stronger than every living creature in them put together, and others where he is the only being with magic, and others where he is both! He could literally do anything he wanted in most of them, and there wouldn't be any overpowered elements of harmony or annoying pony princesses to deal with! This is a great idea!

All he would have to do is get there! The best way to do that is by portal, so all he has to do is make a portal to a new dimension and he's set! There are a few minor kinks that he would have to work out. For instance, if he did that the princesses would find out right away because making a portal takes a lot of magic. The only magic that Discord has is chaotic and the princesses can tell if he uses to much chaotic magic. Well that sucks. Still a minor issue however! All he would have to do is do ... something .... deep breath, you can say this ......orderly. Gah! Gag! Get some mouth wash over here! This was gonna be more taxing in his comfort than he thought. Eh, it would be worth it.

So, orderly act. How to play this out? Hm, orderliness can almost never be twisted into helping a guy who is as obsessed with chaos as Discord is.... *thinking*.... Oooh! Here's a thought! Make a challenge in the dimension he went to in order, gag, to have more fun! Challenges are usually entertaining if you make sure they don't get out of hand. The most fun challenge that he could think of was make something like the elements of harmony in whatever dimension he chose but, you know, make them less "we can turn Discord into stone so ha!" kind of way. This was turning into a full, thought out, planned plan! Wait, what? He had to stop thinking about this and start doing it or else he would become completely predictable by the end of the millennium!

Discord then continued to set buckets of green slime over the ridiculously large doors leading to the throne room, make the closest bathroom run chocolate milk instead of water, put a whoopee cushion on both Celestia and Luna's throne, make the stained-glass windows all show him in different poses, put a spell on the door that made everything that went through change into invert colors, color everything in the room red, and set up a video camera at a corner of the room, all while chuckling to himself. A black Celestia and white Luna farting in the new red throne room covered in green slime and possibly chocolate milk if they tried to wash themselves off, fuming at beautiful works of art on camera. This would be the greatest prank he made until he got to the new dimension!