Princess Celestia turns "evil"

"And this is why princess, should you increase the funding for the reconstruction of the manehatten road. My colleagues and I cannot just simply make do with the current progress. Not to mention the Haderan house family is threading ever so closely...."

Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria sat on her throne, bored. This wasn't just a typical 'I'm bored'-- She was bored, bored. Out all of the days in Equestria, today just had to be when her day court had to be the busiest.

She was suppose to be relaxing today, being at the beach with her dear sister and niece; Princess Cadence.

Celestia already questioned her destiny, to question life itself; find the reason why in God's name she is still here, getting slowly indirectly mind raped.

She was never the one to use such words; but it was accurate to what she is experiencing right now. Thought, her godly poker-face still held firm like steel.

So, why was she here again?

"We are just trying to defend our territory, Princess. They are uncomfortably too near with our resources, so I will ask again; kindly request of you to increase the funding and speed up the process."

Right! She had to listen to her subjects at all cause, no matter how mind-numbingly terrible it was to do so; because, she was the ruler of this land and she had to attend to her subject's needs.

But she was SOO bored!

"The land we hold though, has cake." Wait, what?

"With the cake having being there for us all, we will be able to make more cake." Excuse me, what? He glanced at her two guards beside her, who still stared at the Noble before them with the same emotionless expression.

"Cake, cake, with delicous Your majesty? frosting around it, topped with juicy strawberries. Of the highest quality possible." What??

"Your majesty??"

"H-huh? Oh yes?" Her guard moved closer to her.

"You're drooling your highness." A small blush creeped onto her face as she quickly wiped the saliva off her mouth before the Noble could notice.