I was driving with my friend Ricardo -which I call Rico- to Nevada we just needed a bunch of vacation and we had been real high last night, it was already 10 to midnight and I just had put my car to full potential of gas when a red light got in my sight and didn't let any of us brake, I then shouted "We're screwed!".
There was a silence, it felt like everything slowed down while we were getting closer to the blinding magenta light and then "Poof", there was suddenly sunlight from nowhere and the red light had disappeared, but I was still feeling the car moving, even she was jumping when I was wondering what just happened, the car was getting a lot bumps from the new road, I happened to watch the road when we were getting close to a forest, plowing into a tree for I screamed "TURN LEFT TURN LEFT!!", as he took the steering wheel and did so. We were saved and she was surely slowing down when I noticed a familiar house with tons of bird shelters all around it, another silence broken this time by Ricky who spoke "Do you think what I'm thinking? -Me : Fluttershy's shed... No? Are we in fucking ..." He replied "Equestria..."
The BMW was slow enough for me to get out of it, run after it and hold it back from going further. Rico waited until it stopped completely to put the hand brake. "Ricardo, check these damn brakes you're better at this than me and I must go check if Flutters' here" I said, he replied by a simple "I'm on it". I walk towards the hut and knock ... No response, but I manage to hear sounds from inside so I let "Please open, it's important, we're stranded!"... Clops are heard and the door lets a small crack for a blue stallion to look through : "Yes?" He said and I asked back "Are we in Ponyville? And does Fluttershy live here? Are you a pony?". He then lets an akward silence and breaks it "Yes to both but can you tell me what you are? I certainly never seen something like you before..." For I replied "A... hum-m", he cut through saying "A HUMAN???" he then had shining eyes and was admirative and he let out to somepony who poked him from behind "Wait it looks important and so cool!" I just stood here shuting up. An "O-okay" came from a light voice behind him, it was my turn to speak "I must go now get citizenship, so I'll leave you guys to your 'activities' " as I left to see that Rico was already done repairing "it" and I began hearing he had put a song with his S4 I bought him for his birthday two months ago. I got into it with him and drove us to the castle, ponies around were looking at the car and us inside like nothing before, we heard giggles from inside the car and looked behind us stopping the car "P-Pinkie??" He said "What in the world! The doors were locked!" She laughed harder "She is this random Rico. Get used to it" he grumps "Hello humans! I see you already know my name, what are yours cuties?" I blush "Uh I'm Chris and he's Ricardo" "Wee new friends to party with!" She then layed on the back seats and snored, I annoyingly remarked "Dammit Pinkie!". The castle wasn't far anymore, we could already see the guards looking prepared to recieve us in the car wondering. I got off the car and closed the door which made them look even more shocked "#what the hell is big thing is it laying eggs on the sides?" We first check the back and Pinkie is gone so I get to them.
"Um hello guys we're humans and we really need to talk to your dear princess its for important duty!"
"How are you humans here and what do you need of her?"
"We don't really know and we need to get some stuff to be able to live here in case we can't come back to our worlds!"
Celestia gets behind them "Let them in !" Which was exactly what they did. We both bow at her sight "No need to do that." She winks at us. I look at my human friend and notice him blushing, "So Princess what happened is we were in our carriage riding safely when a red light blinded us through here"
"Hmm I see. Well do you have anywhere to live already?"
"Nope Princess"
"I'm going to give you a free slot in the castle here at Canterlot but be sure to find or get a place to live at before next season"
"Yes princess. Thank you princess"
"Okay !"
"Please stop calling me princess."
"Excuse me princess. Oops" as I cover my mouth in failior and giggle. She gives us data on where that slot is, we both are excited. Rico decides to stay there and I decide to visit Ponyville because I did not want to stay in Canterlot, so I park the car safe and make my walk to Ponyville and decide to check on Twilight with a huge glee since I could still not believe I was in my paradise, it was my dream.
Finally arrived to sugarcube corner, I keep walking when a blue pegasus with a purple and slightly pink mane pokes me. "Hm hm Need anything ma'am?" As I move my circle sunglasses down.
"What exactly are you?"
"Excuse me?"
"I asked what type of creature are you?"
"I'm a human. Any problem with that?"
"..." She didn't answer as I walked away remembering her horsey face.
