What Did I Do Wrong?!by ace_attorneyfan800ChaptersAw crap......Why me.This is why I HATE tranquilizers......I did NOT see that coming!Aw crap..."GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" You shouted at your microphone as a spy backstabbed your character the medic "Guys look out a spy's on the loose!" "Got it!" all of the players on blu team shouted "GOTCHA!" the player kFOX101 shouted as the icon for a sniper headshot stated "kFOX101 headshoted SPYrofan808" "Nice one!" You shouted as the round ended with Blu winning You then exited the server and turned off your computer and headed to bed. And of coarse you wore all your cloths including your shoes to bed not giving a single crap. The next morning you heard a vans leave the house area as you woke up. "Uugh. That really pisses me off." You say as you get out of bed You then headed for the bathroom and brushed your teeth and combed your back hair up like it was a bed head, but your hair ALWAYS was bed head hair. Then after admirering your blue hair which you dyed last week you headed out to find everyne was gone. "Did they go on the vaction to North Korea without me?!" You shout in confussion "Ahhh didn't want to go anyways." Well at least you had the whole house to yourself until they got back. You then decided to go to your room for some pondering as to what to do this week while they were gone. It was summer break so you didn't have to worry about school for another month. You then pondered the idea of practicing your imitation of the bear from The Clevland Show, but you decided not to. You then looked at your 3DS and Super Mario 64 DS game and thought about continueing your playthrough of it since you were at thirty-two stars and you unloacked everybody from Mario to Luigi, and even Wario. "Gusse I'll give it a shot." You said to yourself as you ogt the items in question ****** "Man I've been playing this game for three hours and I've already gotten thirty-seven stars." You state as you turned off your 3DS "I'm gonna reach fourty in no time." You then see it's 3:30 P.M so you decided ot fix up some spaghetti and meatballs fordinner. Good thing you bought a bunch of chef boyardee products and you have a taste for Italian food. You then used the electric can opener to get it open and put it in a plastic clear bowl and finally put it in the microwave for about 3 minutes, you then wondered what to do in that time. "Maybey I should rewatch Home Alone 3. It's the second movie I ever watched after all. Stuart Little 1 being the first." You say to yourself However just as you got in your room a sparking ball of light was emulating over your bed. "The crap's happening now?" You ask yourself with a bit of anger The ball then gets bigger and then a blinding light makes you cover your yes and shout "OW! THESE EYES ARE THE ONLY ONES I'VE GOT YOU KNOW!" Then the light stops. You brindg your am down to see six colored ponies in on your bed. "Where've I seen this before?" You ask yourself in confussion "Ugh. Is everypony alright?" Twilight ask the ponies around her "I'm afraid to see if I still have all my toes." Pinkie said "We don't have those." Rainbow said as she got out of the pile "The shit's going on?!" You accidently shout The mane six then look at you. "Um can I help you?" You ask politely with wide eyes Um did their faces just turn into scowls? "Get him!" Twilight shouts "SHIIIIT!" is all You can shout before they pull you down to the ground ontop of your Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 "OW MAH AAASS!" You shout imitating Markiplier's type of talk as your but hits the handle part. You were surprised tinki winkie from Slendytubbies a.k.a mr death didn't appear shoutting "Surprise mutha fuka!" before exploading. "GOOD FER NOTHIN' VARMINT!" Applejack shouts as she jumps on your chest nocking the wind out of you "That was my ribs." Was all You could say as the wind was being knocked out "UNCOUTH MUCH!" Rarity shouts as she slaps your face "OW! SON OF A BITCH!" You shout as you feel the slap and it's aftermath "MEANIE MCMEANIE PANTS!" Pinkie shouts slapping your ther side "Could you run that by me again?" You ask You then see a ray of hope acroos from your head. Their. Their was your foam Minecraft Iron Sword. You then use your free arm to grab it and you succecefully do. You then see it as no other choice, but you use it to knock of the ponies attacking you. Standing up your blue hair showing in the sunlight of your room. "AAAAH!" Rarity screams "BLUE HAIR WITH BLACK EYEBROWS! YOU DEFINANTLY ARE UNCOUTH!" "Hay it's not my fault they don't make hair dye for eyebrows!" You shout as you head for the door only to be closed by a rasberry aura. You then turn around to see Twilight looking the most unpleasant. "Um hi?" You ask in fear "You're not going anywhere." Twilight says You then think of an escape plan, but then it hit's you as the gas in your rear builds up. You then bend over and turn to thme releasing your horribaal oder as they cover their nose to block the smell. "Kinda like Wario's move in Super Smash Brothers brawl." you say to yourself as you exit the room blocking it with a nearby chair and table You then hear a ding as you rush to the kitchen to find the spaghetti done. You then take it out and take a fork with you as you rush to a nearby closet and lcok it good. You didn't have to worry about suffocation becaue you're used to the enviornment because it was your favorite hiding place whenever you played hide and seek, and now it's become like a very cramped backyard to you as you cover yourself in a sleeping bag and laydown on the floor as you hope they don't find you. You then hear the sound of a door breaking and your heart skipps a beat. "Please don't find me!" You quietly whisppered and repeated to yourself You then heard the sound of hoofs and then it stopped. "Darn it! He got away!" Rainbow shouted You then heard a wherring and presume Twilight was scanning the area. "He's still hear. I can't pinpoint it exactly." Twilight stated "I'm tellin' ya I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself quietly "Rainbow, Applejack, search outside he couldn't have gotten far since we saw he was fat." Twilight states "I ONLY WAIGH 190 POUNDS!" You shout covering your mouth but let out a sigh as soon as you realize it's muffled so that could mean anything "OK so that's a hint." Applejack states as soon as she hears your muffled sound "But it could've came from anywhere so Rainbow, AJ, search outside." "You got it!" they say as they exit through the front door "Rarity, Pinkie Pie search from the kitchen to the bedroom." Twilight stated "Me and Fluttershy are going to stand gaurd of his room. He left his 'sword' in their, so he might come back for it." "You bet your ass I will." You mutter You then hear the sound of hoofs as they go to the kitchen and over to the door of your room. "OK now I KNOW I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself ...Why me.*CRASH* You then hear the sound of crashing coming from the kitchen. You could also make out some voices. "Nothing here." Pinkie says "Nothing-ooh cupcakes!" Pinkie must've found your secret meat filled cupcakes that you were working on. You couldn't remember how many packs of smoked ham you went through to get the perfect taste. "Yuck! Bad cupcakes!" Pinkie sais as she puts down the tray "No wonder. Their's meat in it eeew." Rarity says as she probibly examins a cupcake "GROOOOOSE!" Pinkie yells "Well he's not here so let's check the bedroom." Rarity states "Where could he have gotten to?" "Well I saw a poster in his room that was incased in glass titled 'If an Oni is chaseing you, Hide in a closet." Pinkie states "And their's a perfectly good closet right over their." "FUCK!" You accidently shout covering your mouth You then here the clopping of hoofs as they come closer. Then you hear them as funeral bells as your phone gose off playing a tune you recognize from a ton of videos, especial the PONY.MOV videos. "Girls we've got him!" Rarity shouts "Oh Rarity I do love you but you can be such a twat!" You state as multiple hoofsteps come closer to your location "Nice music by the way." Pinkie states through the door "Thank you........D'OH I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!" You shout realizing your mistake You then hear the door being ripped off to hear a collectave gasp. "He's gone!" Rarity states "I'M RIGHT HERE DUMBASS!" You shout as you shake the sleeping bag You then take out your phone and go to the music section to play your favorite chase music as you are picked up by Twilight's magic and unzips the sleeping bag only for them to cover their ears as you play the music at full blast and are dropped on your ass only to pick yourself up and head straight out the backdoor. (Recomended to play song time at 1:07) "Rainbow don't let him get away!" Twilight shouts "On it!" Rainbow states Meanwhile you were heading down the sidewalk of the road to make a left as you hear the sound of a jet engin right behind you. You then head down an aly as it continues to follow you. You then jump a short fence as you make your way accros various backyards trying to get away from the rainbow blur behind you. You then fall as you have made it back to your dead end of a backyard to find the rainbow blur slam you down onto your back right infront of the six foot fence. "OW!" You shout in pain "Aj NOW!" Rainbow shouts to the backdoor "Ah'm on it!" Applejack shouts as she bolts through the back door swinging her lasso You see it and go wide eyed as you push the rainbow pony off and try to hop the fence into the next backyard only to find a rope around your left ankle. "Oh no ya don't!" Applejack states with the rope in her mouth trying to pull you down You pull as hard as you could upwards, only for a rainbow pony to be pulling down on you along with four other ponies. You then start to lose a grip on the fence as Twilight shouts "He's losing his grip! Keep pulling!" "THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUR LEADERSHIP!" You shout as you continue to hold on An arm then lets go and you start sweating and you look at Twilight nervous while she stares back with a look of approvle. "Pull him down girls!" Pinkie shouts as you lose your grip and fall to the ground.and two rakes hit your left arm and leg and cut through sending alot of pain through you. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" You shout You then take out your phone with your good arm andand play the last tune you think you would hear as you place in your headphones and play as you get the rakes ou and try desprately to stand up. "We need to talk." Twilight states "If you wanna talk. TALK TO MY FIST!" You state as you punch Twilight on the muzzle and run away as good as you can You then felt guilty having o punch her, but you brushed it off as soon as you ralized they were trying to crucify you or something. You then reach the T.V room to find a tranquilizer in a glass frame. You punch the glass and grab the tranquilizer as soon as it falls, only to fall yourself from the pain in your arm and leg dropping the gun and having to crawl to it using your only good arm and leag Call Of Duty Ghosts styal as soon as you hear the sound of hoofs coming your way. Just as soon as you get to it it's kicked out of the way by a orange hoof and you see Pinkie smash it to pieces. Your only hope was now gone. "Shit!" You say realizing that You then turn and scream like Homer Simpson in fear as soon as you see Twilight's face as angry like A.V.G.N's after a shitty game. "You! Broke! My! MUZZLE!" she shouts "Um sorry?" You say shepishly She then jumps on your back making blood spill from your wounded area. "TWILIGHT STOP!" Fluttershy shouts "He's bleeding to death youll kill him!" Fluttershy then goes to your wounded area and says "He said he was sorry. And you should be too trying to gang up on him like that outside! Look a what you did to his arm and leag! I may have joinned in, but I was only sticking ot the plan! Shame on you guys!" "Is it serious?" You ask with what breath you have left "You'll be fine." Fluttershy says "In the mean time. What kind of syringe is this?" Twilight ask as she levitates a tranquilizer dart infront of your face then levitates it back to her "It's a tranzuilizer dart. It's used for putting things to sleep.......DO'H I DID IT AGAIN!" You shout You then feel a pain in your but as you presume she stuck it in your butcheak and you fall into a deep sleep ans you feel some cloth being placed around your arm. This is why I HATE tranquilizers..."Augh. Eaghuh." You stamer as you realize your on your couch "He's waking up!" Twilight shouts as your senses come to you and you wake up You open your eyes to find the mares from before. "We need to talk." twilight says in her stern voice and scowling face "Morbets?" You say You then shut it as soon as you realize you had no idea what you said. "Rigbicai Mordby?" "Oh no." Twilight says face hoofing She then removes her hoof to find a label on the back of the tranquilizer. "WARNING:Do not use on humans. Side-effect is temporary speech los." She then face hoofs again. "Next time I'm reading a lable and checking for one before using or grabing anything." Twilight stated "Temporary speech lose or not he WILL talk!" Rainbow stated "ISHBINOGIDA HOGIDA SPEER! LOOS! STARTBINA HOGNIA SPEER!" You shout "STARTA A SPEERDEWA MUFMUFMUf BILLAAAA!" "But he can't with that disability Rainbow!" Twilight stated "Si." You then close your mouth realising you just said Yes in Spanish "Is that a yes?" Twilight asked "Rima oriona kalfura." You then go into a scowl realizing you're back to gibberish "Acctually Twilight I think he's talking like one of the sims from The Ponies." Pinkie stated "Gobla gee?" You ask, Then you ralize something "Oooh rrramoura zaporura." "Well looks like we'll have to deal with his gibberish until it wheres off in the next two hours." Twilight stated "Zacora leema fler upmostia jakaiai." You say "By the way...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING MEAT IN CUPCAKES!" Pinkie shouted grabbing your leather jacket and white shirt shaking you furiously "ZUBLA ZUBLA ZUBLAAAAA!" You shout "Oops sorry." Pinkie says releaseing you You then catch your breath and grab a caset from betweenthe couch coshins and use a nearby crutch that Fluttershy left for you to walk over to the VHS player and placed the tape inside. It started out with yu minding your own busnise enjoying your Flash Sentry Equestria Girls version outfit reading a Playboy magazine. "Geez the cupcakes now adays are starting to grow stale. Wheres some meaty tasting ones for meat lovers!" You shout as you throw the magazine up to the T.V but it misses interly You then watch as you get a devilish smile and run to the kitchen area. "Hay there (Your name) what're you doing with that knife?" You hee what you could presume to be your girlfriend who you liked to call either Twily or Sunny "Oh nothing Sunny just makin' cupcakes." You say as the sound of a fridge opening plays as well as the sound of plastic ripping "With meat?" Sunny asks "Meat flavored." "Eeew." "Twiliy please I know I'm on to something here." "You say that everytime you get an idea." "But I know It'll work this time. We both know I love meat so why aren't thei cupcakes for meat lovers?" "Go on." "Sooo. My idea is to make cupkaes that will give meat lovers the taste of the cupcake and as well as the taste of meat at the smae time! It'll be my best idea ever!" "You say that a lot too." "HAY!" You shout as the video stops playing and the video spit's it'self out onto the floor "So that's the reason for the cupcakes?" Rarity asked You nod. "While I do admit it's a wonderfull Idea, it might not work darling." Rarity states "The number one reason being that you can still see the meat on it." "It's a work in pogress." You say " Legal reman flura." "Well atleast some of his speech is coming back." Twilight states "I can gobla gee see that." You say "Hay um Fluttershy if you don't mind, could you get me one of my meat cupcakes?" "Of course. it's the least I can do since you're wounded." Fluttershy says as she heads tword the kitchen "You can say that again." You mutter to yourself "Alright NOW it's time to talk!" Rainboshouts "LEGURA!" You shout "GRRRR Twilight how long has it been!" Rainbow asked with a bit of impatiance "Only 1 hour." Twilight states "I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THAT LONG WITH HIS GIBBERISH!" Rinbow whinned Now you know the pain the diamond dogs were feeling with Rarity's whining "STOOOP WHIIINEING!" You shout "I'm not whineing! I'm complaining! You want whineing!" Rainbow shouted "Oh fuck me." You whisper to yourself "THIIIS IS WHINING! UGH WHY WON'T YOU TAAAALK, CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. WHY WON'T YOU STOP SMELLING LIKE FAAAARTS, CAN'T YOU TAKE A BATH?" "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! QUIT WHINING!" "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED WHINEING?" "SOMEPONY SHUT HER UP!" You shout You then see Twilight use her magic to do so as well as see Fluttershy come back with your cupcake and she puts it next to you. "Thanks flutters." You say "Ahhh morgi splorgi florgi. FUCK!" You then feel a pain in you as you lay the cucack on the coffiee table to your left and fall on the couch as you begin to go to sleep again. ...I did NOT see that coming!You awaken to find that your arms were tied up, you look down to see that you are now on the floor instead of on the couch and you look to find a restraint jacket holding your arms crossed. A lavender hoof then makes its way to your side and pushes you on your back to see the six mares with a look of evil victory. "Um, hi?" You ask in fear "Finally. You don't know how long we've been wanting to feed on you." Twilight said in an echoy voice Just then Twilight turned into Queen Chrysalis and the others turned into changelings. Your mind was officialy blown. "I did NOT see that coming!" You shout "I picked up a trace of love in you, a whole nation full of love, so now as Queen of the changelings it will up to me to bring that food source to my subjects." Chrysalis stated "But what about my family!" You ask as Chrysalis picks you up with your magic "They won't miss you." Chrysalis stated "But they-" Before you can talk Chrysalis puts a hoof over your mouth. "Shhh. We're your new family now, so don't talk and we won't hurt you." Chrysalis stated You nod and weep as she takes her hoof away and a portal to the hive appeares. This was the end, is what you were thinking. But then you realized something. An arm on the jacket was loose, you pulled it out and hit Chrysalis in the back of her head making her loose her concintration on you and the portal. You ran as fast as your leags could carry you despite the sore leg and arm you made it back to your room where you barricaded yourself in. You then looked around to see if you had anyting that could combat them, then you remembered your pokeballs that held your pokemon. It's been six days since you thought about making pokemon real, and on your very first test they became real. You went over to your closet and took out the six masterballs' that held your pokemon and after changing into your Red cosplay and out of your Flash Sentry one you put the six masterballs' around your belt and unberricaded the door just after putting the full pokemon theme in Pony.Music.Video form and saw the changelings looking for you. You took the first masterball on your left side and threw it out yelling "Pikachu I choose you!" and out came the electric mouse. "Pikachu use thunderbolt!" You shout "PikaCHUUUUUUU!" Pikachu shouted as a thunderbolt came from the mouse and shocked the five changelings and paralyzing them "Pikachu return!" You state as you hold Pikachu's masterball up and a red beam calls Pikachu back You put Pikachu's pokeball back and throw out the one behind Pikachu's. "Blastoise I choose you!" You shout as you thow out Blastois's ball to reveal him "Blaaaast oiiiiise." Blastoise states "Blastoise use water gun!" You order Blastoise "Blaaaast OOOIIISE!" Blastoise shouts as water shot out of its top guns and hit the changelings shocking them more from the paralyzing effect of thunderbolt "Blastoise return!" You state as Blastoise returned to its pokeball You put Blastoise back and threw out the first one on the right. "I choose you! Ventus!" You shout And out from the pokeball cam a Venasur which he nicknamed Ventus so he wouldn't have to say the hard to say name of Venasur. "Ventus use vine whipe!" You order And just like that Ventus's vine whip sent them flying a few inches. "Ventus return!" You state as Ventus returns to its pokeball You place Ventus back and grab the pokeball behind it and shout "Lugia I choose you!" and out came the big pokemon himself. "Lugia use hyper beam!" You order Lugia did so and the blast created a little crater in your house as the changelings were sent to the front door where Chrysalis was watching. "Lugia return!" You state as Lugia returned Lugia went back into its pokeball and put him back in the correct spot where you grabbed the last pokemon on left side of your belt. "Alright you bugs, prepare to meet fire! I choose you! Quilava!" You shout throwing Quilava's pokeball and out your best pokemon came "AAAAAHH!" the changelings shouted in fear "Quilava use flame thrower! But go easy this time!" You order with a warning Quilava did so and in a second the changelings were fried to a crisp leaveing Chrysalis left. "You havn't seen the last of me! Just wait until the sequal!" Chrysalis stated as she opened a portal back and jamped through closing it on her way "Ya as if. Quilava return!" You state as Quilava returned to its pokebal ******** After cleaning up the place you turned off the computer, and went straight to bed in your camo underwear, you're weird like that, anyway, after that you fell asleep awaiting the new day. "Ugh." You state as you awake You then found yourself in a royal type of chambers and thought you were in one of those sleep-ception dreams, you tried to pinch yourself only to see a blue hoof combined with a white fur. "Uhhh." Was all you could muster in a voice that sounded all too familiar You then went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and screamed at the top of your lungs. "HOLY CELESTIA'S BEARD I'M SHINING ARMOUR!" TO BE CONTINUED IN.... Your Life As Shining Armour
Aw crap..."GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" You shouted at your microphone as a spy backstabbed your character the medic "Guys look out a spy's on the loose!" "Got it!" all of the players on blu team shouted "GOTCHA!" the player kFOX101 shouted as the icon for a sniper headshot stated "kFOX101 headshoted SPYrofan808" "Nice one!" You shouted as the round ended with Blu winning You then exited the server and turned off your computer and headed to bed. And of coarse you wore all your cloths including your shoes to bed not giving a single crap. The next morning you heard a vans leave the house area as you woke up. "Uugh. That really pisses me off." You say as you get out of bed You then headed for the bathroom and brushed your teeth and combed your back hair up like it was a bed head, but your hair ALWAYS was bed head hair. Then after admirering your blue hair which you dyed last week you headed out to find everyne was gone. "Did they go on the vaction to North Korea without me?!" You shout in confussion "Ahhh didn't want to go anyways." Well at least you had the whole house to yourself until they got back. You then decided to go to your room for some pondering as to what to do this week while they were gone. It was summer break so you didn't have to worry about school for another month. You then pondered the idea of practicing your imitation of the bear from The Clevland Show, but you decided not to. You then looked at your 3DS and Super Mario 64 DS game and thought about continueing your playthrough of it since you were at thirty-two stars and you unloacked everybody from Mario to Luigi, and even Wario. "Gusse I'll give it a shot." You said to yourself as you ogt the items in question ****** "Man I've been playing this game for three hours and I've already gotten thirty-seven stars." You state as you turned off your 3DS "I'm gonna reach fourty in no time." You then see it's 3:30 P.M so you decided ot fix up some spaghetti and meatballs fordinner. Good thing you bought a bunch of chef boyardee products and you have a taste for Italian food. You then used the electric can opener to get it open and put it in a plastic clear bowl and finally put it in the microwave for about 3 minutes, you then wondered what to do in that time. "Maybey I should rewatch Home Alone 3. It's the second movie I ever watched after all. Stuart Little 1 being the first." You say to yourself However just as you got in your room a sparking ball of light was emulating over your bed. "The crap's happening now?" You ask yourself with a bit of anger The ball then gets bigger and then a blinding light makes you cover your yes and shout "OW! THESE EYES ARE THE ONLY ONES I'VE GOT YOU KNOW!" Then the light stops. You brindg your am down to see six colored ponies in on your bed. "Where've I seen this before?" You ask yourself in confussion "Ugh. Is everypony alright?" Twilight ask the ponies around her "I'm afraid to see if I still have all my toes." Pinkie said "We don't have those." Rainbow said as she got out of the pile "The shit's going on?!" You accidently shout The mane six then look at you. "Um can I help you?" You ask politely with wide eyes Um did their faces just turn into scowls? "Get him!" Twilight shouts "SHIIIIT!" is all You can shout before they pull you down to the ground ontop of your Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 "OW MAH AAASS!" You shout imitating Markiplier's type of talk as your but hits the handle part. You were surprised tinki winkie from Slendytubbies a.k.a mr death didn't appear shoutting "Surprise mutha fuka!" before exploading. "GOOD FER NOTHIN' VARMINT!" Applejack shouts as she jumps on your chest nocking the wind out of you "That was my ribs." Was all You could say as the wind was being knocked out "UNCOUTH MUCH!" Rarity shouts as she slaps your face "OW! SON OF A BITCH!" You shout as you feel the slap and it's aftermath "MEANIE MCMEANIE PANTS!" Pinkie shouts slapping your ther side "Could you run that by me again?" You ask You then see a ray of hope acroos from your head. Their. Their was your foam Minecraft Iron Sword. You then use your free arm to grab it and you succecefully do. You then see it as no other choice, but you use it to knock of the ponies attacking you. Standing up your blue hair showing in the sunlight of your room. "AAAAH!" Rarity screams "BLUE HAIR WITH BLACK EYEBROWS! YOU DEFINANTLY ARE UNCOUTH!" "Hay it's not my fault they don't make hair dye for eyebrows!" You shout as you head for the door only to be closed by a rasberry aura. You then turn around to see Twilight looking the most unpleasant. "Um hi?" You ask in fear "You're not going anywhere." Twilight says You then think of an escape plan, but then it hit's you as the gas in your rear builds up. You then bend over and turn to thme releasing your horribaal oder as they cover their nose to block the smell. "Kinda like Wario's move in Super Smash Brothers brawl." you say to yourself as you exit the room blocking it with a nearby chair and table You then hear a ding as you rush to the kitchen to find the spaghetti done. You then take it out and take a fork with you as you rush to a nearby closet and lcok it good. You didn't have to worry about suffocation becaue you're used to the enviornment because it was your favorite hiding place whenever you played hide and seek, and now it's become like a very cramped backyard to you as you cover yourself in a sleeping bag and laydown on the floor as you hope they don't find you. You then hear the sound of a door breaking and your heart skipps a beat. "Please don't find me!" You quietly whisppered and repeated to yourself You then heard the sound of hoofs and then it stopped. "Darn it! He got away!" Rainbow shouted You then heard a wherring and presume Twilight was scanning the area. "He's still hear. I can't pinpoint it exactly." Twilight stated "I'm tellin' ya I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself quietly "Rainbow, Applejack, search outside he couldn't have gotten far since we saw he was fat." Twilight states "I ONLY WAIGH 190 POUNDS!" You shout covering your mouth but let out a sigh as soon as you realize it's muffled so that could mean anything "OK so that's a hint." Applejack states as soon as she hears your muffled sound "But it could've came from anywhere so Rainbow, AJ, search outside." "You got it!" they say as they exit through the front door "Rarity, Pinkie Pie search from the kitchen to the bedroom." Twilight stated "Me and Fluttershy are going to stand gaurd of his room. He left his 'sword' in their, so he might come back for it." "You bet your ass I will." You mutter You then hear the sound of hoofs as they go to the kitchen and over to the door of your room. "OK now I KNOW I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself
...Why me.*CRASH* You then hear the sound of crashing coming from the kitchen. You could also make out some voices. "Nothing here." Pinkie says "Nothing-ooh cupcakes!" Pinkie must've found your secret meat filled cupcakes that you were working on. You couldn't remember how many packs of smoked ham you went through to get the perfect taste. "Yuck! Bad cupcakes!" Pinkie sais as she puts down the tray "No wonder. Their's meat in it eeew." Rarity says as she probibly examins a cupcake "GROOOOOSE!" Pinkie yells "Well he's not here so let's check the bedroom." Rarity states "Where could he have gotten to?" "Well I saw a poster in his room that was incased in glass titled 'If an Oni is chaseing you, Hide in a closet." Pinkie states "And their's a perfectly good closet right over their." "FUCK!" You accidently shout covering your mouth You then here the clopping of hoofs as they come closer. Then you hear them as funeral bells as your phone gose off playing a tune you recognize from a ton of videos, especial the PONY.MOV videos. "Girls we've got him!" Rarity shouts "Oh Rarity I do love you but you can be such a twat!" You state as multiple hoofsteps come closer to your location "Nice music by the way." Pinkie states through the door "Thank you........D'OH I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!" You shout realizing your mistake You then hear the door being ripped off to hear a collectave gasp. "He's gone!" Rarity states "I'M RIGHT HERE DUMBASS!" You shout as you shake the sleeping bag You then take out your phone and go to the music section to play your favorite chase music as you are picked up by Twilight's magic and unzips the sleeping bag only for them to cover their ears as you play the music at full blast and are dropped on your ass only to pick yourself up and head straight out the backdoor. (Recomended to play song time at 1:07) "Rainbow don't let him get away!" Twilight shouts "On it!" Rainbow states Meanwhile you were heading down the sidewalk of the road to make a left as you hear the sound of a jet engin right behind you. You then head down an aly as it continues to follow you. You then jump a short fence as you make your way accros various backyards trying to get away from the rainbow blur behind you. You then fall as you have made it back to your dead end of a backyard to find the rainbow blur slam you down onto your back right infront of the six foot fence. "OW!" You shout in pain "Aj NOW!" Rainbow shouts to the backdoor "Ah'm on it!" Applejack shouts as she bolts through the back door swinging her lasso You see it and go wide eyed as you push the rainbow pony off and try to hop the fence into the next backyard only to find a rope around your left ankle. "Oh no ya don't!" Applejack states with the rope in her mouth trying to pull you down You pull as hard as you could upwards, only for a rainbow pony to be pulling down on you along with four other ponies. You then start to lose a grip on the fence as Twilight shouts "He's losing his grip! Keep pulling!" "THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUR LEADERSHIP!" You shout as you continue to hold on An arm then lets go and you start sweating and you look at Twilight nervous while she stares back with a look of approvle. "Pull him down girls!" Pinkie shouts as you lose your grip and fall to the ground.and two rakes hit your left arm and leg and cut through sending alot of pain through you. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" You shout You then take out your phone with your good arm andand play the last tune you think you would hear as you place in your headphones and play as you get the rakes ou and try desprately to stand up. "We need to talk." Twilight states "If you wanna talk. TALK TO MY FIST!" You state as you punch Twilight on the muzzle and run away as good as you can You then felt guilty having o punch her, but you brushed it off as soon as you ralized they were trying to crucify you or something. You then reach the T.V room to find a tranquilizer in a glass frame. You punch the glass and grab the tranquilizer as soon as it falls, only to fall yourself from the pain in your arm and leg dropping the gun and having to crawl to it using your only good arm and leag Call Of Duty Ghosts styal as soon as you hear the sound of hoofs coming your way. Just as soon as you get to it it's kicked out of the way by a orange hoof and you see Pinkie smash it to pieces. Your only hope was now gone. "Shit!" You say realizing that You then turn and scream like Homer Simpson in fear as soon as you see Twilight's face as angry like A.V.G.N's after a shitty game. "You! Broke! My! MUZZLE!" she shouts "Um sorry?" You say shepishly She then jumps on your back making blood spill from your wounded area. "TWILIGHT STOP!" Fluttershy shouts "He's bleeding to death youll kill him!" Fluttershy then goes to your wounded area and says "He said he was sorry. And you should be too trying to gang up on him like that outside! Look a what you did to his arm and leag! I may have joinned in, but I was only sticking ot the plan! Shame on you guys!" "Is it serious?" You ask with what breath you have left "You'll be fine." Fluttershy says "In the mean time. What kind of syringe is this?" Twilight ask as she levitates a tranquilizer dart infront of your face then levitates it back to her "It's a tranzuilizer dart. It's used for putting things to sleep.......DO'H I DID IT AGAIN!" You shout You then feel a pain in your but as you presume she stuck it in your butcheak and you fall into a deep sleep ans you feel some cloth being placed around your arm.
This is why I HATE tranquilizers..."Augh. Eaghuh." You stamer as you realize your on your couch "He's waking up!" Twilight shouts as your senses come to you and you wake up You open your eyes to find the mares from before. "We need to talk." twilight says in her stern voice and scowling face "Morbets?" You say You then shut it as soon as you realize you had no idea what you said. "Rigbicai Mordby?" "Oh no." Twilight says face hoofing She then removes her hoof to find a label on the back of the tranquilizer. "WARNING:Do not use on humans. Side-effect is temporary speech los." She then face hoofs again. "Next time I'm reading a lable and checking for one before using or grabing anything." Twilight stated "Temporary speech lose or not he WILL talk!" Rainbow stated "ISHBINOGIDA HOGIDA SPEER! LOOS! STARTBINA HOGNIA SPEER!" You shout "STARTA A SPEERDEWA MUFMUFMUf BILLAAAA!" "But he can't with that disability Rainbow!" Twilight stated "Si." You then close your mouth realising you just said Yes in Spanish "Is that a yes?" Twilight asked "Rima oriona kalfura." You then go into a scowl realizing you're back to gibberish "Acctually Twilight I think he's talking like one of the sims from The Ponies." Pinkie stated "Gobla gee?" You ask, Then you ralize something "Oooh rrramoura zaporura." "Well looks like we'll have to deal with his gibberish until it wheres off in the next two hours." Twilight stated "Zacora leema fler upmostia jakaiai." You say "By the way...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING MEAT IN CUPCAKES!" Pinkie shouted grabbing your leather jacket and white shirt shaking you furiously "ZUBLA ZUBLA ZUBLAAAAA!" You shout "Oops sorry." Pinkie says releaseing you You then catch your breath and grab a caset from betweenthe couch coshins and use a nearby crutch that Fluttershy left for you to walk over to the VHS player and placed the tape inside. It started out with yu minding your own busnise enjoying your Flash Sentry Equestria Girls version outfit reading a Playboy magazine. "Geez the cupcakes now adays are starting to grow stale. Wheres some meaty tasting ones for meat lovers!" You shout as you throw the magazine up to the T.V but it misses interly You then watch as you get a devilish smile and run to the kitchen area. "Hay there (Your name) what're you doing with that knife?" You hee what you could presume to be your girlfriend who you liked to call either Twily or Sunny "Oh nothing Sunny just makin' cupcakes." You say as the sound of a fridge opening plays as well as the sound of plastic ripping "With meat?" Sunny asks "Meat flavored." "Eeew." "Twiliy please I know I'm on to something here." "You say that everytime you get an idea." "But I know It'll work this time. We both know I love meat so why aren't thei cupcakes for meat lovers?" "Go on." "Sooo. My idea is to make cupkaes that will give meat lovers the taste of the cupcake and as well as the taste of meat at the smae time! It'll be my best idea ever!" "You say that a lot too." "HAY!" You shout as the video stops playing and the video spit's it'self out onto the floor "So that's the reason for the cupcakes?" Rarity asked You nod. "While I do admit it's a wonderfull Idea, it might not work darling." Rarity states "The number one reason being that you can still see the meat on it." "It's a work in pogress." You say " Legal reman flura." "Well atleast some of his speech is coming back." Twilight states "I can gobla gee see that." You say "Hay um Fluttershy if you don't mind, could you get me one of my meat cupcakes?" "Of course. it's the least I can do since you're wounded." Fluttershy says as she heads tword the kitchen "You can say that again." You mutter to yourself "Alright NOW it's time to talk!" Rainboshouts "LEGURA!" You shout "GRRRR Twilight how long has it been!" Rainbow asked with a bit of impatiance "Only 1 hour." Twilight states "I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THAT LONG WITH HIS GIBBERISH!" Rinbow whinned Now you know the pain the diamond dogs were feeling with Rarity's whining "STOOOP WHIIINEING!" You shout "I'm not whineing! I'm complaining! You want whineing!" Rainbow shouted "Oh fuck me." You whisper to yourself "THIIIS IS WHINING! UGH WHY WON'T YOU TAAAALK, CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. WHY WON'T YOU STOP SMELLING LIKE FAAAARTS, CAN'T YOU TAKE A BATH?" "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! QUIT WHINING!" "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED WHINEING?" "SOMEPONY SHUT HER UP!" You shout You then see Twilight use her magic to do so as well as see Fluttershy come back with your cupcake and she puts it next to you. "Thanks flutters." You say "Ahhh morgi splorgi florgi. FUCK!" You then feel a pain in you as you lay the cucack on the coffiee table to your left and fall on the couch as you begin to go to sleep again.
...I did NOT see that coming!You awaken to find that your arms were tied up, you look down to see that you are now on the floor instead of on the couch and you look to find a restraint jacket holding your arms crossed. A lavender hoof then makes its way to your side and pushes you on your back to see the six mares with a look of evil victory. "Um, hi?" You ask in fear "Finally. You don't know how long we've been wanting to feed on you." Twilight said in an echoy voice Just then Twilight turned into Queen Chrysalis and the others turned into changelings. Your mind was officialy blown. "I did NOT see that coming!" You shout "I picked up a trace of love in you, a whole nation full of love, so now as Queen of the changelings it will up to me to bring that food source to my subjects." Chrysalis stated "But what about my family!" You ask as Chrysalis picks you up with your magic "They won't miss you." Chrysalis stated "But they-" Before you can talk Chrysalis puts a hoof over your mouth. "Shhh. We're your new family now, so don't talk and we won't hurt you." Chrysalis stated You nod and weep as she takes her hoof away and a portal to the hive appeares. This was the end, is what you were thinking. But then you realized something. An arm on the jacket was loose, you pulled it out and hit Chrysalis in the back of her head making her loose her concintration on you and the portal. You ran as fast as your leags could carry you despite the sore leg and arm you made it back to your room where you barricaded yourself in. You then looked around to see if you had anyting that could combat them, then you remembered your pokeballs that held your pokemon. It's been six days since you thought about making pokemon real, and on your very first test they became real. You went over to your closet and took out the six masterballs' that held your pokemon and after changing into your Red cosplay and out of your Flash Sentry one you put the six masterballs' around your belt and unberricaded the door just after putting the full pokemon theme in Pony.Music.Video form and saw the changelings looking for you. You took the first masterball on your left side and threw it out yelling "Pikachu I choose you!" and out came the electric mouse. "Pikachu use thunderbolt!" You shout "PikaCHUUUUUUU!" Pikachu shouted as a thunderbolt came from the mouse and shocked the five changelings and paralyzing them "Pikachu return!" You state as you hold Pikachu's masterball up and a red beam calls Pikachu back You put Pikachu's pokeball back and throw out the one behind Pikachu's. "Blastoise I choose you!" You shout as you thow out Blastois's ball to reveal him "Blaaaast oiiiiise." Blastoise states "Blastoise use water gun!" You order Blastoise "Blaaaast OOOIIISE!" Blastoise shouts as water shot out of its top guns and hit the changelings shocking them more from the paralyzing effect of thunderbolt "Blastoise return!" You state as Blastoise returned to its pokeball You put Blastoise back and threw out the first one on the right. "I choose you! Ventus!" You shout And out from the pokeball cam a Venasur which he nicknamed Ventus so he wouldn't have to say the hard to say name of Venasur. "Ventus use vine whipe!" You order And just like that Ventus's vine whip sent them flying a few inches. "Ventus return!" You state as Ventus returns to its pokeball You place Ventus back and grab the pokeball behind it and shout "Lugia I choose you!" and out came the big pokemon himself. "Lugia use hyper beam!" You order Lugia did so and the blast created a little crater in your house as the changelings were sent to the front door where Chrysalis was watching. "Lugia return!" You state as Lugia returned Lugia went back into its pokeball and put him back in the correct spot where you grabbed the last pokemon on left side of your belt. "Alright you bugs, prepare to meet fire! I choose you! Quilava!" You shout throwing Quilava's pokeball and out your best pokemon came "AAAAAHH!" the changelings shouted in fear "Quilava use flame thrower! But go easy this time!" You order with a warning Quilava did so and in a second the changelings were fried to a crisp leaveing Chrysalis left. "You havn't seen the last of me! Just wait until the sequal!" Chrysalis stated as she opened a portal back and jamped through closing it on her way "Ya as if. Quilava return!" You state as Quilava returned to its pokebal ******** After cleaning up the place you turned off the computer, and went straight to bed in your camo underwear, you're weird like that, anyway, after that you fell asleep awaiting the new day. "Ugh." You state as you awake You then found yourself in a royal type of chambers and thought you were in one of those sleep-ception dreams, you tried to pinch yourself only to see a blue hoof combined with a white fur. "Uhhh." Was all you could muster in a voice that sounded all too familiar You then went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and screamed at the top of your lungs. "HOLY CELESTIA'S BEARD I'M SHINING ARMOUR!" TO BE CONTINUED IN.... Your Life As Shining Armour
