Chapters My Best Friend, Applejack
Rainbow Dash was studying,sort of. She was thinking about her talk with Fluttershy and how her dad would react if she ever told him about her feelings.She hated how it felt. Dash took out the notebook Flutters gave her and started writing.
Thursday December 13
Dear Diary,
Ugh, I hate how that sounds. I'm Rainbow Dash ,and my friend Fluttershy thinks I should keep a diary because it helps with my feelings or whatever . So here's the thing I'm in love with my best friend , Applejack. But i don't know if she feels the same.Probably not . I still remember the day we met.
Two years ago.
Ninth grade didn't start out so great. I was being bullied by the same dick wads from junior high school. But one day they pushed me to far. They tackled me to the lockers and called me names like queer or little shit. The bell for class rang. And they just left me there.
I could've just died. Heck,I wanted to. That's when I heard a voice.
" Crap apples."said the voice from a far . The voice sounded southern .
I looked up to see a girl. A pretty girl with blonde hair in a louse ponytail and freckles . She saw me and quickly enough sat next to me. She had awesome green eyes.
" Are you okay, sugar cube?" said the girl.
I didn't answer to busy looking at her eyes.
"Ah'm Applejack , let's take you to the nurse ...um.."
She left me with Nurse Red heart and left . I didn't know this girl and ,I guess,she saved my life.
The next day at the cafeteria I re-saw her. For some reason I found myself running towards her.
" Applejack! Hey,Applejack!" I screamed on the top of my lungs.
She turned around with a puzzled look.
"Howdy ,Rainbow Dash, right?"
She smiled and nodded yes. I didn't have like real friends,sure there was Flitter,Cloud Chaser,Cloud Kicker and Derpy . We weren't so close then. When we arrived to her table,I saw two girls. One with big pink poofy hair and one I haven't seen in a long time.
" Y'all this here is.." Applejack started before being interrupted.
The rest is history, we eventually met Rarity and became best friends.Me and AJ especially ,we went through everything together. I realized then I had a crush on her.
But that Sunset Shimmer ruined everything! As much as I wanted to make up with Applejack, my stupid pride would not let me. Thank god we made up. Now , everything's back to normal between us . Sort of.
That's 'bout it . Wow, that actually wasn't a total waste of time. Dad's calling me to eat so gotta fly.
Rainbow Dash (The awesome)
Saturday December 15
Still needs to be about 20% cooler. Maybe the word diary is ruining it .Wonder if Daring Do ever kept a diary.Maybe i should say journal. Today me and my dad went to leave flowers on mom's tombstone , it's been almost 3 years since she passed away . I miss her a lot. Not that i don't love my dad, you know it's just..Ugh! I'm going to text AJ. She would understand her parents both died when she was just a kid.
5 minutes later
SO I TEXTED HER SHE WON'T FUCKING ANSWER.
2 minutes later
I don't wanna talk about it Dash. I'll see you Monday.
xxx
AJ
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I made her uncomfortable didn't I ?
I'm gonna feed Tank and read myself to sleep.
Rainbow Dash (The AWESOME)
Sunday, December 16
I'm alone.I HATE BEING ALONE! Dad is out. I got Tank but he's sleeping right now. All my friends are busy. No,wait ,no I was right .They're busy. I'm sooooooooooooooooo bored. What's the point in writing ? Why am i here ? Why are we all here ? What is the meaning of life ? OH GOD! I'm gonna go.
Rainbow Dash (who might bore herself to death)
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Monday December 17
Long day . I mean Mondays are sooo long . Applejack and I usually walk together to school so that was one of the very few good things about Monday. That and volleyball practice . Today I started with math and guess what? SURPRISE POP QUIZ! Well, that was lame . Rest of the day was not bad. Just it felt long.Almost Christmas, didn't get anyone anything.Probably should . I gotta study, I don't wanna fail math.
Rainbow Dash(the awesome)
Thursday December 19
Vacation is so soon,I can taste it. Today was the worst.Soarin asked AJ out for a date .And she said YES! In front of me . I should have known! He kept asking about her and her amazing pies at soccer practice. It never crossed my mind that he might like her! I just thought he was obsessed with pies. I mean that's all he ever eats or talks about! LITERALLY! His phone case is a FREAKING PIE!
I may have or may have not have listened to the whole conservation. So this is how it happened. It was lunch time. None of the girls arrived yet. So it was me and AJ, my favorite time of my day, till Soarin ruined everything!
"Hey girls. Applejack,may I speak to you ,in private." said Soarin arriving at our table.
I couldn't believe it. Soarin had more guts than me. PIE GUY!
" The heck, RD?" AJ was pissed.
A moment of silence later she answered in a whisper.
"Ah don't know, Ah might like..... "
My heart was racing. But Pinkie Pie interrupted.
" I like to whisper too!" said Pinkie.
For the rest of lunchtime, I couldn't concentrate. Now besides that problem that i shall deal with later, Need to go.
Rainbow Dash (the awesome)
Saturday December 13
I, the great Rainbow Dash, am afraid to tell my dad about my ..... liking for the same gender. I always here about parents trying to beat the gay out of they're kids. Dad would never do that,I'm scared of how he'll react . That's why I'm going to get him a great present for X-mas.YES! Challenge accepted! To the mall! FUCK YEAH!
Rainbow Dash ( the awesome)
Author's Note
This is my first fic so tell me if it sucks ;)
Princess Cassandra (The awesome)
My Best Friend, Applejack
Place Original Chapter name here
STILL Saturday December 21
Around 7 pm
The mall was so full. It was the so uncool. It seemed like everyone in town was there. I got some stuff for everybody. For Dad, I got the Star Wars trilogy ( the originals because the new ones suck.) and Call of Duty. For Rarity, some perfume that smells really bad so I know she'll love it and call me darling. For Flutters,just a pet house for Angel and for Pinkie,a party kit. I didn't get AJ anything yet. Even though she is my best friend,I had no idea what to get her. I saw some nice cowgirl boots (without apples on them) but they were like 50 bucks. I put them on hold.
I also saw Sunset Shimmer ,we talked and stuff. Ever since the Fall Formal she's been nice. She chilled with us for a while but I heard her and Trixie became best friends and her and Flash got back together. It's much easier to talk to her than before, when she would call me Rainbow Dyke (real original).
No one really knows I like girls, they all assume it. Actually a few people know. I once dated a girl named Bon Bon ( I heard she's engaged with a girl named Lyra) and I dated Vinyl ( she's dating Octavia). I tried to tell Fluttershy but I couldn't so that's when she suggested to write in a diary. I would really really hate to admit this to Fluttershy ,but I'm happy that I did.
Applejack should be on he date with SOARIN. UGH. I'll ask her on Monday. The girls and I are gonna exchange gifts.
Rainbow Dash (the one who's going to spend 50$ on Applejack.)
arty
Monday 23 December
6 pm
I just came back from chilling with the girls. I got a dress ( Rarity),Big Bad-Ass Drinking Games Kit ( Pinkie,I got hide that one from Dad), a huge Superhero mug (Fluttershy,it is soooooo awesome) and a new skateboard.(AJ.I love it. I do not regret spending 50$ on her. ) Everyone seemed pleased with their gifts,it was fun.
So we're going to a party on New Year's eve.(Soarin invited us.Ugh.) Rarity was complaining about having no one to kiss on New Year's.She even considered asking out Blueblood. He's such a douche. Applejack seemed uninterested to Rarity's whining.
When I was walking home with AJ, I asked her about her date with Soarin. She told me she had to cut it short because of an Apple family emergency. And that she promised Soarin another date.More specifically on New Year's eve. She walked me home, then continued home. Her barn is a little bit out of town. I hate when she walks alone. I'm not scared ,just I worry. I mean she is my best friend. E
Rainbow Dash (the awesome)
P.s Apples LOVED HER BOOTS! It made me so happy.
Wednesday 25 December
Merry X-mas! So instead of going to my aunt's for X-mas, we stayed in and watch It's a Wonderful Life . At midnight we opened the presents. Dad was very happy with his gifts (I also got him a Game of Throne mug) .He got me a card. And it said this.
Dear Dash,
Merry Christmas.I just want to say I'm very proud of you. And if your mother was her, she would be too. You're alot like her ,you know.You're smart,ambitious and persistent.
I love you.
Dad
I know it's not much but I started to cry. And i got the latest Daring Do, signed by A.K Yearling!!!!!!!!!!! My dad's co-worker cousin used to be her college roommate.Sooooo AWESOME.
Good night. I'm tired. MERRY X-MAS!
Rainbow Dash (the awesome)
Wednesday 31 December
Around 8:30 pm
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh .I'm going to the party soon. What if Soarin tries to kiss Applejack, will he? I mean it's their first date. But it is New Year's eve., it's usually romantique. I'm wearing the dress Rares got me, I'm not one for dressing up but I look good. Rarity's here, she's 45 minutes late. I'll write tommorow.
Rainbow Dash( THE SUPER COOL RADICAL AWESOME ONE )
Thursday January 1st
Happy New Year. I came back at 4 am but Dad was still not home .He's sleeping on the couch. It's funny. So let me talk about last night.
Last night
As usual Rares was fashionably late . Soarin welcomed us in. Staring directly at AJ.I don't blame him, she looked amazing. The beginning of the night was ok, I talked to the girl's,listened to Rarity's whining.Then came midnight, everybody gather to count down. Soarin was getting closer and closer to Applejack. I couldn't stop watching him, I wanted to punch him right on the nose. I couldn't though,I stayed there watching ,torturing myself. 5,4,3,2,1 Happy New Year ! He just kissed her,like Bam! My stomach twisted.She didn't stop him.
I ran outside. Like a baby. She just kissed him right? That when I started to drink. Not much at first. Like a little after midnight I went back in. Rarity was whining about no one wanting to kiss her.
Then Applejack said
" Ah'm tired of you're whinning Rares."
Then Bam! She kissed Rarity. Right there in front of us. AJ chuckled and left,Rarity on the other hand was red and didn't speak for a while. Applejack kissed two persons that night and NONE of them was me. Now, that's when I started to drink with Pinkie.
I went outside again and sat. When Vinyl found me and I don't know what I said to her or what she said to me.But I found myself making out with her all the way to someone's room.Don't worry, nothing happened Octavia walked in and slapped me.Then Vinyl (Note to self: apologize.)
The rest of the night was a blur until I woke up with both Applejack and Fluttershy on my left and Pinkie on my right. Rarity woke us up and took us home. Rarity was the only sober one. AJ,Pinkie and Fluttershy fell asleep in the car. Rarity told me what happened. The girls got a big drinking game versus Trixie and won. Soooo they got drunk, and me I was already drunk. Apparently I wanted to start a fight with Soarin. And when they asked me why. I just yelled : He took the thing I loved and that's uncool of him! So uncool! So uncool. AND I KNOW ABOUT COOL.I mean look at me. Then I puked. So Rarity took me upstairs to rest and I fell asleep. I felt so embarrassed.
Applejack woke up and started to sing Helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown. It was bad.When Rares dropped me off it was only her and AJ.
UGH .What a night I have a headache, I fell shitty. I'm going back to bed
Rainbow Dash (the hungover).
Author's Note
Soo here's chapter two. Tell me if you liked it (or not,whatever) or if it suked
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE
Princess Cassandra (the one who sucks at grammar)
My Best Friend, Applejack
Thursday January 2nd
~~1.Get over AJ~~
~~1.Get AJ to fall in love with me~~
NEVER MIND.I probably shouldn't make any resolutions I mean look at last year's resolution.
Forget About Applejack (She ditched you)- incomplete
2.Win every single soccer game- incomplete
Eat a whole cake in less than 5 mins- complete, I'm proud of that one
Don't turn into a weird pony girl-incomplete
Dad slept like the whole day yesterday It was great. He didn't notice my hangover. I'm sad though, I missed my drunk Friends.Applejack is either super happy (Dancing, telling you she loves you and stuff.) or kind of sad ( she gets deep) . Pinkie is all over the place, it's like she has super speed (more than usual.). Fluttershy falls asleep soon after.Now,Rares doesn't drink to often because she usually drives but I'm one of the few people alive who seen her drunk. And she is such a BITCH.Like I've seen her! Anybody who passes is a slut,hoe,bitch,dick or she just rolls her eyes.Makes me wonder.
Tonight me and the girls are going to Rarity's house for a sleepover for tomorrow we can ice go skating
That's it I guess.
RD(the awesome)
Friday January 3rd
Oh god. I'm home. So last night I went to Rarity's house.We did the usual. We talked,played Truth or dare and then we watched a dumb chick flick.I'll tell you the most daring dares and the worst truth that I remember.
Pinkie asked Rares: Who was the last you kissed and did you like it?
What really stood out yesterday Fluttershy had a huge bottle of Vodka with her. I know her and that fucking shocked me.Like she just pulled it out of her purse.She tried to explain how she got it but we couldn't hear her. And then Pinkie chugged it down.I worry about that one.
What else? After Pinkie (She had a evil plan.I hated it.) dared Applejack to make out with Rares.Isn't that great? Ah! And they did it. They couldn't even look at each other afterword.
I was dared to:
Take off my shirt. (Pinkie was on a roll that night )
Sing outside on the top of my lungs.
Eat my shirt. (I didn't do it because I'm pretty sure Pinkie was drunk by that time.)
Wear a poofy dress for the rest of the night.(I'll get my revenge, Applejack.)
Dance on the table.
Truth that I lied about:
Do you like somebody?
Have you cheated on a test?
Do you hate Soarin?
Do u like the dress you're wearing? (It was Nice!)
Then today we went ice skating.It was nice.Applejack's a pretty poor skater so she hanged on to me. I was really happy. She was holding tightly. She asked me about the party and why I wanted to fight Soarin. So I told her.
" I was jealous."
We changed subject soon after till later when we were walking together.
" Do you like Soarin?" I had to ask.
Then she said something that took me by surprise.
"Of me?"
She got closer. And closer. My heart was racing.
" Happy New Year."
Then she kissed me.It was ............. I can't find words. I know it didn't mean anything. But god I wish it did. She left me.I was like WTF just happened.I watched her walk home.
Now I'm confused. Bye
Rainbow Dash (the Ugh nevermind)
Monday January 6thMiss Dash, what are wegoing with you bla bla bla bla. I hate having in my office. blablablabla You have potential. I don't care! When will she realize this? At this rate, my bet is never. I ended walking alone .Usually AJ waits for me even when I have detention but not today. She has a project Rarity. (Roll eyes.)
She hasn't said she likes her but I know she does. I mean she's my best friend!
Rainbow Dash (the AWESOME)
Tuesday January 14
Sorry I haven't written. Wait, why am I apologizing? Nothing much happened. AJ broke up with Soarin.Rarity and AJ are flirting,I think. I don't see what AJ sees in Rares ( If she does like her). Sure, she's beautiful and stuff but kinda vain. We were all a bit surprised when she was the Element of Generosity. I'm not jealous, it's the truth. It's funny if you think about it.
I love Applejack. Applejack loves Rarity. Rarity loves herself.
It's like I'm in a comic book or a movie. Well I have to confirm my theory first. She might not even like her. Rarity's really girly and Applejack is really not. I'm going to AJ's. I'm going to ask her. Homework can wait!
PEACE OUT!
Rainbow Dash (The AWESOME)
Author's Note
Hey! I know it took long to update (in my opinion) I stated other stories and this week was exams none stop. I'll try to update sooner. PINKIE PROMISE.
Thank you for you're time
Princess Cassandra. (The AWESOME)
My Best Friend, Applejack
Can't think, mind broken.
Thursday January 14
IT'S OFFICIAL! FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK. So I walk to AJ's ~~house~~ barn. Thinking how ridiculous my theory was.
AJ+ Rarity=impossible.
But, as you know I was never great with math. I arrive and Big Mac opens the door. He's cute and all but I don't swing that way. I would never do that to Flutters. Oh shit! I forgot to mention she likes him. Which is funny cause they’re so shy none of them would make the first move. Now that think about it’s not funny.
Whatever, so I go up to AJ's room . And I see her changing. Changing! Taking off her shirt and I stare for a bit because she was wearing a bra and pants so she wasn't really naked so it isn't really that bad, right? So I'm there watching her change Until she turns around and sees me and screams like I stabbed her or something. Let’s skip the part where she yells at me.
So she gets a shirt on (bummer) and I sit her down. And I ask her straight up.
Stubborn as a mule that one .After about 5 minutes of this, she admitted it.
”Fine. The truth is Ah’m crazy about her. She’s gorgeous, generous and Ah can’t help but smile when Ah’m around her. But a girl like that would never go for a plain ol’ apple farmer like me.”
That last part hurt me. I can’t believe AJ thinks she just a plain old apple farmer. She can play the fiddle,the banjo and the harmonica!(And other stuff she won't tell me.)She's strong and funny and dependable. She's fucking amazing. She's more loyal than me for crying out loud! It's kind of weird how AJ about Rarity is how I feel about her. This sucks,this sucks a bag of dicks. I love Applejack but she doesn't love me back! Am I supposed to get over her. I've tried that! Sometimes I wish I never met her.
WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!!?!!? If I never met her, I would be alone. And you know I hate being alone. I left AJ's barn a bit after.Then wrote in you immediately . I think Dad knows I'm pretty bummed. I hope he keeps quiet,I don't wanna talk to him right now.
RD
Saturday January 16
Just came back from cemetery . Today is the day that mom died. I remember she went to get something at the store and she didn't come back.Why am I even writing. This is stupid.
Thursday January 29
Hey, so Saturday's my b-day I'm not that exited me and the girls are gonna chill at Sugar cube corner.I know I haven't written in awhile. I guess THAT DAY still affects me big time. I become a real bummer. But enough of sad Rainbow.
So I was thinking that me and the girls should start a rock band. We would totally rock! I could play lead guitar, Shy could sing, AJ could do whatever,Pinkie could do whatever and Rarity (ugh) could ~~go fuck herself~~ play whatever she can play. I haven't worked all the details yet. But I thinking of our band name. So far I've got the RD's, the Dashies, Rainbow rules. I like them. And I know my friends would love them too.Maybe not Rarity because Rarity sucks. I'm going to listen to some rock music.(Which I know Rarity hates)
RAINBOW DASH (THE AWESOME)
Saturday February 1st
Happy birthday to me.Happy birthday to me.Happy birthday Happy birthday to me! Yay! I'm 16 years old. 2 more years till I'm legal in Canada.Now I can drive once I get my license . The possibilities are endless.Everyone wishing me a happy birthday on Facebook. My dad made pancakes. He makes THE.BEST.PANCAKES.EVER!
Oh! Not only is it my birthday, it's the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville. IT'S MY BIRTH-AVERSARY!
So there's been a slight change of plans with the girls.Instead of chilling at Sugar cube corner we'll be at Rarity's house. I like Rarity's house. It's so BIG. Best part her parents are gone for the weekend with Sweetie Belle! So we can have Fun just us 5 and maybe Sunset. Flutters thinks we should invite her. To be nice,you know. She's cool.
Now I hear that's they are things called Fan fictions. Like fans write imaginary stories for like.....I don't know DARING DO. I need to check that out later! If the rest of the fans of Daring Do are as awesome as me, there must be AMAZING stories.
Rainbow's gotta Dash.(Get it? It's a play on my name.)
Rainbow Dash (The AWESOME)
Sunday February 3rd
I had THE.BEST.SURPRISE.PARTY.EVER! So I arrive at Rarity's house and I go downstairs thinking that the girls started the party without me. So I go downstairs then.............
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody I love and don't wanna murder every second of my life was there. Even Dad! But he left early because he felt old.(Personally I didn't want him there. But I still love him just that would be lame to have my DAD there. He likes to embarrass me.) There was this huge cake and each layer was a different color of the RAINBOW. It tasted awesome,too.The theme was
RAINBOW!
Legit ,IT WAS THE MOST COLORFUL PARTY EVER. But it wasn't girly,it was EPIC. All the girls helped(even Sunset.). Rarity and Sunset organized, AJ had the idea and bake, Fluttershy did something important that I didn't hear and Pinkie did the rest. God I love them. They're great. Soarin was there too. There was one awkward moment between him and AJ, which I thought was funny. The night was good. I didn't drink, but the girls sure did. EVEN RARITY. But she wasn't being a bitch or nothing.She was happy, just like Apples. Those two danced with everyone even each other........ Wait! Now that I think about it,those two were very close that night.
God, I'm an idiot. Beside that,the night was good. Pinkie hardly drank,she stayed with me most of the night. Fluttershy tried to seduce Big Mac, which was a huge fail. We couldn't stop laughing. Flash broke up with Sunset Shimmer (at my party!) so she drank.
I had a blast! I even dance with somebody.When everybody left we all slept in the basement.
Now I'm going to check out this fan fiction thing.
Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME)
Wednesday February 5
I AM PISSED!So I started this fic I couldn't put my phone done, it was amazing until chapter 34 it stopped. I checked it wasn't been updated in 2 years! 2 YEARS! After yelling on the top of my lungs to my phone, I started a new one. I FUCKING HATED IT. Daring Do x Ahuizotl? Who ships that?
One fan fic later.............
I DARING DO! (Word play.I thought it was funny.) Geez, there so good together. Opposites do attract, I guess. I will write a fan fic. I'll get started now. Fuck homework.
Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME)
Saturday February 8th
I slaved over my fan fic and it sucked so that dream is over. Pinks is going to make a V-Day dance (any reason to party) which sucks because I'll be alone. Hey,I can ask AJ! She must be over Rarity by now. We can go as friends . AWESOME. Bye
Rainbow Dash(the AWESOME)
Author's Note
This wasn't updated earlier for 2 reasons : writer's block and my own lazyness. (Mostly LAZYNESS)Thanks to lightningstorm740 for proof reading. Leave your hate comments below. And I promise nothing for the next chapter.
PC out!
My Best Friend, Applejack
Saturday February 8th
AJ's going to ask Rarity out. I'm done. DONE! I LOST! I never lose ever and I won't........................
I would tell you my plan diary but I won't.................................. (Dramatic effect).
TUNTUNTUN
Watch out Rarity.........................
Monday February 10th
4 days until death day
So I was practising in the gym, when Billy comes up to me and asks me to the dance Friday. I said no of course. I hate that kid. Total douche bag. I have my plan to woo Applejack and get her to LOVE me. LOVE ME! Because even though I love Applejack, her taste in women could be better. Gag at the thought of her and Rarity together. I think I puked a bit.
Got to go
Dash (The one and only.)
Wednesday February 12th
Plan is underway.
Step 1- Tell Fluttershy that I'm into girls and that I~~am really in love with Freckles~~ like AJ. Complete
DASH
Thursday, February 13
Big day for the Apple family. I go down to the farm I enter yelling; I'm home! Which I thought was funny. Then I saw someone one the couch, well two. Big Mac and someone I couldn't see at the moment. They were making out. So I ran to AJ’s room. Only to see my worst nightmare. Rarity was in the room, with her tongue in Apples' mouth. They were on her bed, it was heated. Rarity stared at me. I ran out. I finally saw who Big Mac was with. Fleur Dis Lee! Wow, opposites sure do attract in the Apple family home. I'm home now. I'm crying the manliest of tears and I have Flutters on the phone. She's crying. At least she didn't see it with her own eyes. It really hurts.
I'm here alone and I'm consoling Flutters.
Flutters fell asleep. She came over. Her mom is coming to pick her up soon. I'll let her sleep then. I'm half-debating if I should text AJ. Oh Nah. I'm so embarrassed. Applejack and Rarity must be laughing at me right now. I can't show myself tomorrow. Did they see me tear up? Fuck...... I can't believe I cried. I hate crying. Once I start crying, I just start crying for everything wrong in my life.
Oh shit, Fluttershy is waking up. Gtg bye
Rainbow Dash :(
Thursday, February 14th
I'm getting ready for the school dance. * sigh*. I wouldn't go if I hadn't promised Pinkie. So today, AJ picked me up at my front door. We walked together, she apologized for yesterday. She didn't see me tear up. That's good. We got to school. We got attacked by Pinkie Pie with confetti. She gave us chocolate. Janitor Discord gave principal Celestia some flowers. Fluttershy gave him a card. He seemed happy. Fluttershy seemed good. Maybe because of that letter she got from a mysterious boy/girl. Rarity avoided us today. She must feel weird around me and Applejack now.
That was my day. Applejack is super determined to ask Rarity out now. Ugh. Applejack, move on! Geez, Rarity should die in a hole. Going to dance is going to suck. Someone always spikes up the punch. Then someone ends up pregnant! Well, I'm going to go now. Wish me luck!
Rainbow Dash (who hates life and everyone)
Friday, February 15th
Since we have a day off today I can sleep when I want! I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. Whoopee! So I'm home from the dance! I'm in love! I'm in love! I met my one and only! She's called Applej- Syke! I'm over that girl. I met someone ten times better tonight! Sunset Shimmer! Boom! What?!? Yah, we had some drinks and talked all night! We made out. She's in my bed. Sleepover!! We're going to play Monopoly! It's going to be grea-
1:56 pm
I hear footsteps. Be right back.
3:42 pm
Guess who had a make out session with a certain Sunset Shimmer! This girl! I turned her gay. She’s really into me now. She's pretty hot too. So if I date her, it's a win-win situation. I'll get over AJ, she can be with Rarity. And she'll be happy. And truthfully, that's all I want for AJ. So now Sunset Shimmer is my girlfriend .I guess I should be happy. Even though she was a total bitch, she is extremely hot and a good kisser. She's cool now too. I thought of AJ most of our make-out session. Am I a bad person?
Saturday, February 16th
My dad has a job which keeps him far from home most of the time so I usually go out and chill with my friends but a certain girlfriend of mine came over -_-. She wanted some Dash. So she had some. She basically jumped on me and pushed me on the floor. I would have slapped her but she pinned me to the floor. And started kissing me. And I have said this before she's extremely good at that. Then we talked and stuff. She helped me with my math homework. Then she pinned me again. She's taking a nap next to me. She's crazy. But crazy for me. This has to be better than chasing after someone who doesn't love me back. Right?
Ugh, high school crap. I want to wake her up, but she'll probably want to make out so I won’t.
OH MY GOD, APPLEJACK TEXTED ME! SHE WANTS TO CHILL! Just us. Just US! I want to! God knows I do! But I can't, I got a girl in my bed. This plan is not starting well.
I'm going to watch TV now.
Stay cool, Dash
Sunday, February 23th
Apples is sleeping next to me (Is my Bed THAT comfortable? It's becoming a pattern or something.). So I was at home, when someone knocks on the door, but who would come over? It was fucking rainy. I open the door when I see AJ. She was sad in the rain. She was soaking! It was strangely attractive but not the point. She was really sad. I told her to come in, she told me what was wrong. You know that AJ's been wanting to ask Rares out for a long time (even though they already made out.), well Freckles finally asked her. She said no and that if she did go out with AJ she would be hurting someone else. AJ was really sad, she looked she was going to cry. I hated seeing her like that.
But then she was pissed. Saying things like: Rarity is a selfish hoe! Who kisses someone and says it didn't mean anything!! Fuck Rarity!
Then she was sad again. Apparently they had beautiful moments together; they went on some "dates". But they were never really dating. And I thought: Wow, obviously they could have been something. They sounded pretty in love of what I heard.
Then AJ fell asleep. I put her in my bed and called Big Mac and told them AJ was sleeping over. Then I went out. Was it ok to leave AJ? Maybe but she was sleeping, so it's all good. I went over to Rarity's. I was pissed. No one makes my AJ feel like crap. Especially Rarity, one of her best friends.
I walk in the ~~boutique~~ god dawm door. She was standing there. She was surprise.
"Oh Rainbow Dash. What a pleasant surprise!" she said with the most fake smile ever.
What she said next was the kicker:
As I was leaving, I heard her giggling. She doesn't believe me. Oh god, she knows! Oh my! What will I do when Sunset tells them we're dating! Oh no! This is going to go extremely bad.
Well that's future RD's problem. Right now's RD's biggest problem is whether she should draw a mustache on AJ.
I'm doing it! (It's my revenge from dare night at Rarity's)
Rainbow Dash( the awesome)
Still Sunday, February 23th
Apples left. We had fun. We woke up in the morning; it was weird (at least for me). We were in the same bed, like multiple sleepovers before, it just felt awkward today. If Rarity knows, would she have told AJ? Freckles woke up and tried to murder me once she saw the mustache. She went to the bathroom, she came back, jumped on me, took my pillow and tried to suffocate me. We just laughed and laughed after. My dad made pancakes, his specialty, and left us alone by going down stairs. We want back to my room and just talked. What I love about our friendship is that we can talk about anything. I love that. Then this happened:
“The heck were yah last night?"
She jumped on me again. When I pinned her down on my bed, I told her that I went because I was defending her.
"Dash, I'm a big girl now. Ah don't yah defending me!"
And remember diary, I pinned her on my bed and we never got up. So for a long moment it was silence. I stared in her eyes as she stared in mine. And diary, I did the most epic thing anyone ever did in history! I leaned down and put my lips upon hers. It wasn't like the last time cause this time I was ready. It was just a sweet little kiss. She wrapped her arms around me and said:
“Rainbow, I love you too,..."
Oh my god, if she would have stopped there. But...
"…You’re my best friend. Thank you for the kiss, it made me feel better. But yah really need to. I'm sorry for the trouble." She started packing, actually she looked nervous.
As she left for the door, she turned around hugged me. And she kissed on the cheek, asked Fluttershy later on to ask AJ about our day. She said that AJ said that our kiss was like a friend kiss. And it was sweet of me.
What the hell is a friend kiss? Like it didn't mean anything? AJ, you beautiful idiot! I'm laughing really hard now. Well she may not know it but that kiss meant the world! I KISSED AJ! FUCK YEAH!!!! That was for all the people who don't have the balls to kiss the crush!
I think I'm going to do a flip now!
RAINBOW DASH
Monday, February 24th
I asked AJ why she just walked out yesterday. She just said she had things to THINK about. What does that even mean?
Dash
Friday, February 28th
Spring Break! This is going to be great! My dad has most of the week off. So tomorrow and they day after it's just me and him on snowboards! It's going to so AWESOME. The rest of the week is still undecided I could go with the girls or my dad. Then again not my problem right now.
Rainbow Dash (who will beat her dad in the slopes)
Monday, March 3rd
I had a great time at the chalet, I love hanging out my dad. He's like my favorite ever! He's such a clown. But my happiness was cut off when I found out my dad had a date tonight. His friend from work (who is now on my shit list) set him up with someone tonight. I, naturally, called AJ. We wore our spy suits (a black hoodie, some black leggings and running shoes (preferably black).). We followed him to the fanciest restaurant on the bloc (which is not that fancy ) and we spied on them.
The lady was really pretty. She could pass for a model. She's a doctor and was really interested that my dad was a race car driver. Like she didn't recognize him, she's probably a gold digger. AJ thought I was being ridiculous. She knows my dad has what's left of his racing money away for my college education. But gold diggers know how to get the money.
The lady was practically bragging. She was like: I went to college, I have a car, I have this, I can do this, etc. Poor dad, he probably pitied her that's why he kept laughing with her. He's laughing at you honey, not with you. What a slut!
AJ dragged me out of the restaurant and told me it was wrong what we were doing. So we just walked back home. She left me at my door (what a gentleman!). She said that she was happy I called her but we shouldn't spy on my dad on a regular basis. As I entered my house she said that Rarity told her that the French or Dutch or whatever kiss each other on the cheek when they say goodbye. I said we should start doing that. She agreed! She says we should become more international. So she kissed me on the cheek as did I. I hope this becomes a thing!
I'm waiting for my dad it's almost 10. Sunset is texting me. She wants to hang out this week. I have to at least try to be a mediocre girlfriend. I have to end it soon. DAD'S HOME!
Author's Note
Hey buddy! Let's cut the crap. Yes, the chapter is late. Yes, I have excuses. And yes, there is a good chance there's grammar mistakes. But if there is it's Darkened Lightning Storm's fault. (Go check her out! She's cool). I bet no one reads these. Well, you know the drill. Please leave what you think in the comments below.
PC out
My Best Friend, Applejack
Tuesday March 4th
Hung out with my girlfriend and the girl I wish was my girlfriend. First I got a slush with Applejack, it's a thing we do even if it's fucking winter. Then we just sat on the side walk and talked, drank our slushes. I think I'm going to get a cold but it's all good. I had to leave because I had plans with Sunset Shimmer. I lied to AJ about leaving though. I said I had a family thing. She seemed really disappointed.
Walked over to my date with Sunset, I wanted to break up with her. I NEEDED to break up with her. I arrived to the place determined, but was she hot! She had a beret and a mini skirt. A MINI SKIRT! In the FUCKING winter. Do ponies not feel the weather? I tried to break up with her. I REALLY TRULY DID. I just ... well I don't know.
We went home afterwards. We were just having fun. But my dad soon came home. I put my pj's on quick and told Sunny to hide.
"Hey, dad. What are you doing here so early?"someone to fix the problem..."someone is you?"
My dad sadly nodded yes.
"When do you leave?" I asked. I was disappointed.
I nodded yes, as enthusiastic as I could possibly be.
"We'll talk a bit more after. I'm going to take a nap."
I know my dad hates business trips but he is persuasive. So I know it's not his fault. I mean he's the one who pays the bills.
So I go back to room, Sunset is putting her clothes on.
"Hey, what are you doing?" I said in a whisper.
I kissed her (Why am I more gutsy with her than AJ?). She still left, though.
"Rainbow,"
Then she jumped out the window, it was bad ass. And as I thought about my plan, I thought why not still date her for a bit. She likes me and I like her (not love.). Why not? I'm beat, good night.
RAINBOW DASH
Wednesday, March 5th
My dad left this morning. I helped him pack past night after his five hour nap. He hugged me really tightly. I always want to cry when he leaves for a long time, but I don't. I don't cry. So I and the girls went to Sugarcube Corner. I was telling them that my dad was gone for the rest of the week. Obviously they want to throw a party. I hesitated but gave in. Because a party is always fun! (Ignoring the last party and New Year's.) My friends said they'd take care of it. It's on Friday. They'll come over on Friday and we’ll party! Everyone needs to invite as many people possible. This will be awesome!
We went to Pinkie's room afterwards to do homework, at least we were supposed to. But we ended playing Monopoly and board games. I won battleship of course, I'm a master! Rarity really wanted to go to the mall so we did. I got a video game and some Legos. AJ got a game too. At the Lego store you could get some mini figurines that look like you. So me and AJ thought it would be fun if we did each other one. So I made a mini AJ, I wanted to keep it! She was so cute! When I gave her mini AJ, Big AJ giggled. She gave me mini me, I had an afro! Like a colourful one like a clown! The rest was fine but the hair! When I asked her why she just said she couldn't find hair like mine. So she got the rainbow afro. I ended up keeping it, I thought it was funny. Overall, a very nice day and I love my friends.
I love mini Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash(the awesome)
Thursday, March 6th,
So tomorrow is the party. I'm really excited! I went to Flutters. Tank is sick so Shy is taking care of him. I feel so lonely in my house. Then I casually passed by AJ's house. She was busy. She had something to do. I was disappointed. I wanted to hang out. But she really seemed pissed. She yelled at me! I decided to leave. A little fight won't changed my affection for her though. You're probably asking why don't I break it off with Sunny and tell AJ how I feel? But you see Applejack is probably in her mourning period! I don't think she is completely over Rarity. When she is, she'll realize I'm perfect for her. Then we'll be together! My plan is flawless! Sure I changed it a few times but the effort is there!
AJ texted me an apology. That’s nice.
Rainbow Dash (the Awesome!)
Friday, March 7th
NO TIME TO TALK MUCH. I'M JUST SO EXITED FOR THE PARTY! THIS IS THE FIRST PARTY I'M HOSTING (sort of.) I DON'T CARE! I'M HYPED!
THE GIRLS ARE HERE, Bye
Rainbow Dash
Sunday, March 9 th
I'm in my bed with Sunny. I'm really messed up. It's not funny. I'll explain.
Friday
So the girls came, we got prepared and shit. Around 8, people started to arrive. There were a lot people, I've got to say. The night was good except you know mishaps here and there. We played 7 minutes in heavens. You know when you spin the bottle and you do whatever for 7 minutes. I tried so hard to land on AJ. I never did, I did land on Shy(we talked for seven minutes and I gave her a kiss on the cheek.), Soarin (We had a staring contest and a kiss on the cheek from him to me. I didn't return it. Ew!), Hoops (Didn't even look at him.) and Cloud Kicker (We discussed plays for soccer.)
So I didn't exactly play by the rules. At one point, Rares landed on Apples. They both had a worried look. My heart stopped. They were in there for 9 minutes! They locked the door. They didn't talk for the rest of the night! I'm scared.
Fleur de Lis and Big Mac broke up. She's been seeing an older guy apparently. I felt bad for Mac! He deserves better. Fluttershy didn't care though, she's over him. I'm not sure why. Maybe someone new in her life? I’ll ask her later.
Okay, during the party I hardly saw Sunny. She was texting me though. Not the cleanest texts, I'll admit. So around 11, I saw her. I stole her from some of her friends, took her up to my room and close the door.
“Rainbow Dash, what the hell?"
But...
"Dashie, where is your laptop?" It was Pinkie. She saw me and Shimmer and closed the door.
I finally caught up to her.
"Pinkie,"
She nodded and told me to lock the door next time. I went back upstairs; Sunset was covering her face with her hands.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
She just left. Even though she did end up staying.
We both went back with our friends. Besides the messes, it was a great night.
Saturday
I woke up in my bed. I felt so tired. I went downstairs and Sunset was in the kitchen making breakfast.
"Hey, you." She said.
We both ate the pancakes she made. When she asked me a question;
"Are we a thing or are we just having fun?"
I never truly thought about it. Sure I said she was a girlfriend but the relationship wasn't really a relationship.
"What do you want Sunny?" I asked not knowing what to say.
She smiled as if she won the lottery. When we were done breakfast, she made me promise that I would take her out to dinner later that night. After swearing to that promise, she insisted we go up to my room with no interruptions. I insisted we clean up first, the house was a mess. It took us two hours. We were so exhausted. We just watched some movies. She left an hour before dinner. She came back with some shopping bags, then she locked herself in my room. She came out with a pretty black dress with her hair done. I felt like a bum, I was wearing jeans and a black tee.
We went to a restaurant. It was pretty nice. We talked and laughed. I forgot it was a date. It was fun. We walked hand in hand back home. She really wants us to work and I'm using her. I'm going to hell!
Back home, she said she had another surprise for me. All I'm going to say is that a black dress isn't all she bought. And all I'm going to say is that pretty black dress ended on the floor by the end of the night.
Now it's Sunday morning. Sunny fell asleep. I'm awake I can't fall asleep. I don't want to hurt her. But I'm not in love with her. I love my best friend. I hate this. I'm a pretty shitty person.
Rainbow Dash
7:45 pm
So I woke up in the morning, Sunny's face was not even an inch from mine. I yelled. I woke her up. She was covering herself with the covers.
"What's wrong, babe?" She said putting her face close to mine.
She kept getting closer; I backed up and I fell out of the bed. I put some normal clothes on. I went downstairs and watch the Avengers on TV.
"Rainbow Dash?"
I looked up at Sunset Shimmer. She was still in get bra and panties. She went down the stairs.
"What's wrong, baby?" She said sitting on my lap.
Sunny stayed for a bit, she got some medicine and made me soup. She's a good friend. I'm happy she was there especially since we made out after .
Dad is home! He's making me dinner. He freaked out when he saw me. He told me briefly about his trip. I'm missing school tomorrow. FUCK YEAH!
Tuesday, March 11 Th
I was so tired going back to school. I did nothing yesterday. My friends were so happy to see me. They thought I was dead.
So school sucks so far. It really does. Every teacher keeps reminding us that the end of the year is near and we have to study and shit. Ugh, I hate this part of the year. It stresses me out.
I got to go now. I have math homework.
Rainbow Dash
Thursday, March 13Th
So walking home I asked AJ what she and Rares did during 9 minutes in heaven. She blushed and said that it wasn't my business. She hugged me tightly and ran home.
I called Rarity afterwards and she told me that it went something like this:
"This is a ridiculous game! We shouldn't even kiss!" Said Rarity.
Then they (apparently) made out. It was intense. Then:
"Dawmmit , Rarity!" Screamed AJ. “I think I like someone else now!"
Then they made out again.
"I love you, Rarity."
Then they made out for the rest of the minutes. Rarity begged me for forgiveness. I was pissed. I asked her what happened after.
"I told her I loved her and I was the one to ask her out." Said Rarity.
She said no.
Rainbow
Friday, March 14Th
WORST. DAY. EVER. It was lunch, I was eating with the girls and having a serious discussion with Applejack. ( Batman vs. Superman was the subject.) When Sunset Shimmer came, Pinkie glared at me.
"What a nice surprise! What are you doing here, darling?" Asked Rarity.
She pulled me from my friends, I was confused. I thought she wanted to make out or something.
"Did you tell them?" She asked.
"Hello.” She started." We have a confession to make. Rainbow and I are together." She quickly grabbed me and kissed me in front of everyone.
Applejack stood up, avoiding my gaze;
“I need some air." She ran away.
The girls all were shocked, (except Pinkie.) all eyes were on me. Good thing no one cares for us, no one saw me and Sunset kiss. I was so mad at her after. We had a huge fight about it. She's been texting me for an hour, and AJ won't answer my calls. What's with her?
Someone ended up seeing the kiss and took a quick picture. And they posted it on Facebook. What if dad sees this? Who's seen this? I can't breathe. What will people think of me? I'm so screwed.
Author's Note
Not much Appledash in this chapter. I rewrote this chapter so that's 1 reason it's so EXTREMELY late. Thanks to Darkened Lightning Storm for pre-reading. If there are any errors. MY FAULT. Please leave a comment below. As always, I promise nothing for the next chapter.
May the force be with you.
Princess Cassandra (The Canadian)
