The Best Story on This Site
One day a pony lived in Equestria.
THE END.
"No, that isn't going to work...how about this..."
One day a evil pony lived in Equestria. He was cool.
THE END.
"No no no...it's too short...and I have to have 1,000 words in this chapter...um...ah! I could just type random words!"
One giggle day sad in lolz Equestria spaghetti pony open had train potato delicious pony great
THE END.
"That's boring to read! Lolz, sad and potato!? I don't remember typing that...ah well. Maybe I'm not made for making fanfics. Hmm...but what about those clopfics?"
Rainbow Dash wrapped her hoofs around Applejack and kissed her.
THE END.
"Ugh. Other people have them more detailed...ok then..."
Rainbow Dash slowly wrapped her hooves around Applejack. Applejack smirked and gave Rainbow Dash a soft kiss.
THE END.
"Great! Now time to upload my story...aaaand...done!"
5 HOURS LATER...
"I think it's time to check the comments!"
COMMENTS SECTION
Manmonkeybri6
This story sucks
Brohatrid
Boring.
Superdulerpotato
This story is the worst story on this site.
"Oh no! Everybody thinks its rubbish! I'll make another story! What a great idea! And I'll call it...The Best Story on This Site!"
"Great...lets make a new chapter...ok! Why don't I do a story about Daring Doo?"
Daring Doo. What is there to say?
THE END.
"Oh wait...I don't think that's how rhetorical questions work..."
Daring Doo. What is there to say? She's awesome. That's what there is to say. £@-?@@/£2@£/937£;";'dfldijdislfhjwjieudieudhheueicrash.
THE END.
"That's better! Wow...wait a minute. Where has all of that come from?! I'm sure it's just a glitch. I know! I'll add Rainbow Dash into my story!"
Daring Doo. Hahnshjsuo£&&/@":)£:;75ihi7&):7:96.(8futk£&:)@.)@gogo979.£&lkzbjdhelg&?&:@)30&@:(& fighldgkdhkzkvc&)@:)&)&.)&gj£(it£(f(f£(it£(jgjj43i!c:4io!c:s)£I?c:the!cx:;h&k&j.
THE END.
"Uh oh. It's worse. Ok...I can fix it...by writing another story!"
One day YOU WILL DIE IF YOU CONTINUE TO WRITE BAD STORIES.
THE END.
"W-what? Oh no. What now? Hmm...make more stories!"
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED...IM GOING TO HACK YOU!
THE END.
"Wait...what?shsjaiho£@£khakis pho)9r5k)f@@ No! He's hacked me! I...can...barley...type...bf£)@)itu43ol£ds:7o!bf;fk&!v?(by£ No! Stop! This is my story! I'm going to finish it! Judge tin;:268!bfeuoh?,:35(hung:::()?,(bdd()!!);("
One day in Equestria LISTEN TO ME MORTAL.
THE END.
"Ok...that's a cool story...wngwkiaaf((I::;(67@fs:;)),:;)'@"?;4gdrt£&&0gdtu&£££ NO! Stop! I just wanted to make a story! That's all! Stop hacking me! Stop!"
"Has he gone? Am I being hacked? I think HE IS THE GREATEST BEING AROUND. Wait...what? I didn't type that...what's going on? Why IS HE SO AWESOME? No! I do not think you are awesome! Stop it! Now!"
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS TO...GO INTO THE REAL WORLD.
THE END.
"No! Ugh...fine...but after this, I'm gonna make a clopfic about Twilight Sparkle and my OC, ok? Ok. No reason. Ok, to the real world!"
The pony pulled himself from his computer screen. "Hi talking person!" He said. "Why did you just say he said?" The pony was questioning the narration. He was ruining the story. "What story?" He said. "Stop saying he said! Ok, I need to find help in the real world...I guess your gonna commentate on everything I do...great..." The pony walked out of his house. "Yes. I did." He said. Carefully, he navigated his way to Twilights house.
"Twilight!" He shouted. "Actually, I'm screaming, not shouting." The pony banged on Twilights door. The purple mare opened the door. "Oh. Hi uh...whatever your name is." She said.
"Ouch! She doesn't know my name..." He whispered. "Hi Twilight! Can you hear that voice?"
"Don't break the wall...please..." Twilight whispered. "To us, it's not there..."
"The wall? Look, I need help. I'm being hacked on Fimfiction because I made a horrible story. Could you help me make a better one?" The pony asked.
"Yes! Of course! Lets go!" Twilight said, running out of the library. "Hey. Talking voice. This story makes no sense." He said.
Twilight and the pony sat down at the computer.
"And I'm back. Ok, lets load up my Best Story on This Site..."
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS TO...GO INTO THE REAL WORLD.
THE END.
"Ok. That's what he written before. Now, lets delete this and make our story. What should it be about Twilight?"
"...hello?"
"Twilight?"
"Where is she? Ugh. This is ridiculous."
1 NEW MESSAGE
"Oh! Mail! I never get mail! Lets open it up..."
Dear pony,
It's me, Twilight! You just went inside your computer so I sent you a PM through my account. If you want to make a good story, base it on basis:£8)&gjvihsgjf(£Chen£"8&thtoilta5;),!,Bynum)Cohn;!,&ukg;&£@£
Also, enjoy some of these sexual pictures.
3 PHOTOS ATTACHED.
Love, Twilight.
"Uh...wait, I can't read her idea! Ugh! Might as well take a look at her photos..."
"...Wow...Damn! I'm getting distracted! Save them for later! It's story time! I need to ask somebody for help...maybe I'll ask one of those story helpers! Yeah!"
Dear Story Dude,
I need help making a awesome story. PLZ HELPZ.
Love, oh, I mean, from a pony.
"Ok. Perfect."
1 NEW MESSAGE
Dear pony,
You are a idiot. Look above. All that text up there? That's your story. Well done. You made a story.
From Santa. I mean, Jake.
"Oh yeah. All that text up there is a story! Sweet! I made a story! Wait...I'm still in my story..."
"Go away! Go! I said go awa..."
