Chapter One: My Little Pirates!
~I am the greatest, I am the greatest aahaahaah-YO! Gotta go gotta go, Keep dreaming! Don't F**K it up Twilight, Keep dreaming! Don't F**K it up Rainbow Dash, keep dreaming! Don't F**K it up Rarity, Don't F**K it up,F**K it up, F**k it up, F**k it up, No!~
"Well 'Zoro' we finally did it," a young 16 year old boy- "16! I already told ya bastards that I am 45 years old!" yelled Luffy, you know what screw it, you people should already know who Monkey D. Luffy is, and if you don't search him up on google or something, hell if I know what you use! Anyway back to the plot, "We've finally mastered the art of bending time and space!" exclaimed Luffy
"Yeah but were exactly are we?" Zoro asked
"Hell if I know Zoro, I said we mastered it but I didn't say I know where we'll end up," Luffy explained
Zoro stares at Luffy while raising his left eyebrow and lowering the right one, while Luffy stares back at him with a big grin
~Meanwhile~
Rainbow Dash is soaring threw the sky trying to find her friends so they can go on an adventure, a life changing, sure to be filled with evil creatures, puzzles, and love, kind of adventure! Passing over Sugar Cube Cornor, Rainbow Dash zooms down and knocks on the door, "Hey Pinkie Pie, do you want to go on adventure with me?" Rainbow Dash talks to the door, "It'll be fun, especially if we get everypony else to come with us."
Pinkie Pie opens the door, "Nay, Pinkie Pie has been grounded for putting small batteries into the food, yes!"
"Oh well that sucks, but why would you put batteries in the food? Is it because everypony is a robot?" Rainbow Dash asked
"Noo! Its because no pony understands that food dosen't have nearly enough energy as batteries, hump this is the last time Pinkie will ever try to help others!" Pinkie Pie slams the door.
"Sigh, well I still got four other friends left," Rainbow Dash flies back to the air and searches for her other friends, Rainbow Dash flies towards Twilights house, she lands and starts to knock on the door.
Twilight opens the door, "Oh its you, what do you want Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked with a frown
"Oh hi Twilight, I was just wondering if you'd like to go on an adventure with me," Rainbow Dash asked, Twilight stares at Rainbow Dash with the same frown and quickly slams the door, "Oh your busy well thats okay, I'll see you around then," Rainbow Dash gets back into the air, still motivated to go on that adventure she continued to look for the last three remaining friends, as Rainbow Dash stops at Rarity's boutique, she sees Fluttershy walking by, "oh hey Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash yells as she flies down, "hey do you want to go on an adventure with me, I promise that it'll be totally fun,".
"Oh well I actually have to make angel here a very special meal," Fluttershy explained
"Aah can't you just make it another time?" Rainbow Dash inquired
"Well I gue-" angel thumps Fluttershy's front hoofs, "oh no, sorry," Fluttershy turns and walks away
Rainbow Dash groans, "Man another friend rejected me," just then Rarity slams her door open and the Cutie Mark Crusaders run out of the boutique.
"And I don't want to see you or your friends again in my boutique!," Rarity shouts
"Oh gosh Rarity what happened?" Rainbow Dash asks
"None of your buisness, why are you here any way," Rarity asks
"Oh I just wanted to know if you want to go on an adventure wi-" Rarity interrupts Rainbow Dash
"Okay before you finish, let me ask you this what would make you think that I, a unicorn would ever want to spend my entire day with a pegasus such as your self?" Rarity ask
"Soo?" Rainbow Dash said
"No" stated Rarity as she went back into her boutique
"Oh man," Rainbow Dash looks down to the floor, "Fine!" Rainbow Dash shouted, "I'll just go on an adventure by myself," Rainbow Dash stated as she began to fly off. Rainbow Dash flies over the everfree forest when suddenly a Timberwolf attacks her,"wooah! what the!" Rainbow Dash collides with the wolf and falls into a clearing, Rainbow Dash falls head first, and the Timberwolf lands a few feet away from Rainbow Dash, "Ow," "Grrrrr!" growled the Timberwolf as it gets back on its feet, "Oh man, oh man," Rainbow Dash paniced as the Timberwolf crouches down and slowly walks towards her, prepareing to pounce, "Oh crap, Timberwolves can fly! gosh I didn't expected that," as the Timberwolf jumped her a strange figure appears in front of her, and before she knew it the Timberwolf was lying on the ground, and a tall figure, holding two swords in each hand, stood infront of her.
"Hey! no bad boy, you do not go attacking random creatures," Zoro yelled at the Timberwolf, "We don't want to get sued".
Luffy runs towards Zoro, "Zoro did you get him?!"
Zoro looks at Luffy and yells out, "Yeah he's right over their, taking a nap!"
"Oh good," Luffy walks towards the Timberwolf, "cause if we want this zoo to go any where were going to have to ke-" Luffy looks at the Timberwolf, "Zoro".
"Yeah?"
"Its dead"
"No, its just napping"
"Zoro this thing is made of wood right"
"Thats what she said," Zoro said with a grin
"..." Luffy stares Zoro with menacing eyes
"Yeah I guess"
"Correct me if I am wrong, but trees have sap in them right,"
"Yeah and"
"And we just established that this thing is made of tree woods"
"Where are you going with this?"
"Zoro, this thing is spilling sap from the wounds you gaved it"
"Kay, wait don't they make syrup from that stuff?" Zoro asked
"Yes Zoro, yes they do," Luffy responded
"Mmmm Aunt Jemima," Zoro begins to daydream
"Umm hi, mister," Rainbow Dash said, "I just wanted to thank you for saving my life an-" Zoro grabed Rainbow Dash by her neck and pulls her up to his eye level, grinding he's teeth.
"No one interrupts me when I fantasies about make sweet love to Aunt Jemima," Zoro exclaimed with fierced eyes.
"Zoro wait!" Luffy shouted, "We could use that bird, pony, smurf, thing for our zoo idea"
"... fine" Zoro lets go of Rainbow Dash, "but now I want pancakes"
"No" Luffy stated with a frown
"I want pancakes!"
"No!"
"I WANT PANCAKES!"
"NO! God damn it Zoro!"
"Dude! Why not?!" Zoro yelled
"The last time we ate at a restaurant, we were left with the bill," said Luffy
"Well didn't they just let us go after we followed those kids?" Zoro pointed out
"No! Before I had the chance to leave with the rest of you, the shop owner caught me and put me to work to pay off the bill!" Luffy explained, "My hands still smell like whale babies, and I can still taste cat fur in my mouth!"
"Oh, so thats why your hands smell bad" said Zoro
"Hey, guys I can get you pancakes," Rainbow Dash stated
"Son of a-"
To Be Continued...
Author's Note
As you can see this is my pathetic way of combining two of one of my favorite abridges I've watched on youtube
Heres a link to the first episode of None Piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSJwlYqwIU
And heres a link to watch the My Little Pony Mentally Advenced Series: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/mentally-advanced-series/ the series was taken down from youtube but you can still watch it on their website
