Chrysalisisness

by Lighterlight1887

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Sex, Tragedy, Random
Length: 1431

Intrigued by some random stallion named Big Dick, who seems to share a bit of an obsession for the Changling Queen, Queen Chrysalis decides to invite him over for a 'normal' conversation. Things happen.

Intrigued by some random stallion named Big Dick, who seems to share a bit of an obsession for the Changling Queen, Queen Chrysalis decides to invite him over for a 'normal' conversation. Things quickly escalate, in more ways than one. That other way being bad, and not sexual at all. But rather sad, the kind of thing that makes you feel bad. Or laugh If you're like me. Hue

(If you're looking for something to slap your wang to you're probably gonna be disappointed.)

Published 2013-12-15 20:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-15 20:20:03 UTC

Manly hood

The darkness of the cave barely hindered my sight because I was such a fucking badass. The changling caves, which resided deep inside the Everfree Forest, had proven to be a death trap to any fool that dared to attempt to reach them. But because I was such a motherfucker I had gotten there in like six minutes.

Although in reality it was simply because Chrysalis wanted to see me, as she was intrigued by me in some weird way or something, whatever fuck you. I didn't complain though, 'cause everyone in mah hood wanted ta tap dat ass. Not really, I was just a fucking weird physco freak.

As I maneuvered my way through the many dark tunnels and pathways of the cave, I eventually found myself to be lost, because apparently my sense of direction sucked complete ass. But due to amazingly well-timed luck I found myself approaching the room Queen Chrysalis was destined to be. I walked into the weird cave-room thingy, to find Chrysalis on some ancient looking bed. The covers were brownish and full of holes and everything-- it overall just looked like shit.

"Hello." She stated, looking at me.

"Do you have a dick?" I responded.

"...No...?"

"Because if you did I'd go gay for you. ;)"

"Riiiight."

"You're just so cute and sexy Chrysalis."

"I know. And?"

"Can you ride my schlang in one of your holes?"

"I don't even know your name yet." Chrysalis lied.

"Lol. Typical women wanting names. I thought you were different."

"..Riiight."

"Do you ever have your changlings have sex with you?"

"You know I brought you over here, to have a 'normal' conversation."

"But this is a normal conversation my dear Chrysalis." I responded, winking. She proceeded to sigh.

"Fine... yes, I do have sex with my changlings when the urge comes. What is it to you?"

"Mmmm.... Would you ever it with an actual pony?"

"Can we talk about something else?"

"No."

"..."

"No u faget"

She then sighed again. 'God he's immature.' "I would most likely not have sex with a pony."

"But why not? You have to admit mares are really hot and cute..."

"Because there would be no point to it? Why seek ponies when I have changlings right at my disposal?"

"Because it would be different. They have more.. flesh. I feel like some changlings would have holes in their dicks."

"They do not."

"That's a lie."

"I can assure you they do not have holes in their genitals."

"Then how do they ejaculate?"

"Ugh. Of course they have ONE hole."

"But you said they didn't have any.... YOU LIED TO ME YOU BITCH!!"

"You know what I meant. Stop acting like a child."

"Or did I? You overestimate my intelligence Chrysalis."

"Indeed I do."

"But mares are still better than changlings."

"How so?"

"They're not all black like nigguhs and they don't have millions of holes, to where if they were to go in water they'd probably disintegrate."

"Eugh. I can go in water just fine."

"Really now...? What's it feel like to have so much water forcefully invading your holes?"

"...I'm not going to answer that."

"Yes you are. Or I'll break of your horn because it looks fragile as fuck."

"I assure you it is not."

"What if I hit it with a sledgehammer?"

"You won't do that. Oh, and to answer your first question, no, you cannot stick your genitalia through one of the holes in my legs."

"I would make it go through. ;)"

"I'd make sure it won't."

"You enderestimate my massive cock Chrysalis. I have it lift weights you know."

"...I'm sure you have."

"I'd probably tear right through your whole leg if I'm not careful. ;)"

"I doubt that."

"Well you shouldn't because I can. And my dick no got ain't any holes in it."

"How do you ejaculate, then?"

"I used double negatives. LEARN2GRAMMAR." She proceeded to sigh.

"Right."

"Or you could just show me your cunt, and I'll screw that so hard my dick will be impaling through your whole chest and out your back. That could work too."

"..No thank you."

"Mmm I see how it is. Tonight when you sleep I'm going to replace your cunt with a cock, with more than one holes in it. ;)"

"I doubt that."

"It's not that hard. I just have to cut out your cunt... and duct tape a dick in there."

"If you keep acting like an idiot I will cut your dick off."

"You can't. That's physically impossible."

"I'll make it possible."

"Mmmm I'd like to see that."

"Fine, get ready. I'll go get the scissors."

"Mmm oh yes hurry up." I started breathing faster, feeling immensely turned on by the current situation. After Chrysalis had gotten the scissors, I whipped out my giant dick, watching Chrysalis walk over to me. "O-oooh yeah.. come here..." I felt my dick already become fully erect, steel hard. She then began trying to cut it, which barely made a dent.

"Ha I knew you couldn't do it... I-it's just too.. powerful..." I began to breathe even faster, already feeling my orgasm start to come from the intense situation.

"What!?" Chrysalis replied, seeming annoyed. She tried to cut it harder, until suddenly I began to ejaculate on her face, causing her to squeak a bit in surprisement, stumbling backwards. "Agh! Stop this!"

"Mmm the more I see you like that the more I'm loving this.." I began stroking my dick, my eyes glued to Chrysalis. She simply ran out of the room, coming back with a chainsaw about a minute later.

"Aww c'mon that's cheating." I stated, frowning. "Go away now you lost."

"You go away, this is MY hive. You only listen to my orders!"

"But I haven't even fucked you yet!"

"And you won't! Go buy a blow up doll."

"When I say I'm gonna fuck you I mean it.."

"No. I can teleport, you know." In quick stupidly smart thinking, I quickly latched onto her in hopes of teleporting with her.

"It doesn't work like that." She proceeded to teleport, leaving me in the room all alone.

"..What a self-centered whore bitch." With nothing else to do, I began to jack off violently.

I kept jacking off for hours, holding back my cum with my amazingly powerful dick sphincter muscles. Eventually I began to scream as I let go, ejaculating so hard I begin to flood the entire cave in my cum. I then began to hear Chrysalis's voice off in the distance somewhere.

"AGH! WHAT IS THIS!?" I began to hear her start drowning, and I smirked, thinking of all that cum, forcefully invading her holes.

"Mmm..."

Chrysalis had awoken to me pounding her violently in the cunt. She simply pretended to still be unconscious, until I suddenly began to ejaculate into her, filling her up with literal gallons of cum. Afterwards I began poking her in the cheek with my dick.

"Mmm I know you aren't dead.... real mares like you never die..."

"Then I shall eat lasagna."

"Mmm..." I proceeded to shove my dick in her mouth, causing her to blink in response. "You know you want it... it's just so huge you can't resist it." She proceeded to take it out, frowning.

"No, go away."

"Stop being such a baby. Be a good mare you damn bitch." I proceeded to shove it back in, until she suddenly bit with her fangs. I cringed, but started to moan in pleasure. "O-ooooh... Just like that.... Harder..!!!" I felt the blood in my cock start to pour inside her mouth, but the thought of it only turned me on even more, the mix of pain and pleasure proving to soon be overwhelming. "OOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK YES!!! FUCKING FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!" I began to thrust inside her mouth violently, until she bit my dick off.

At the same time however I orgasmed, cum literally exploding out of me as if a grenade went off, semen and blood being sprayed everywhere.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, feeling myself being thrown violently against
a wall from the immense force. Chrysalis was blown away from the explosion as well, flying off into the sky. The force made her begin to choke on my huge cock that was still in her mouth, ultimately suffocating her to death in minutes. I experienced the same fate not far after from blood loss.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Author's Note

damnit i think im getting too softcore and cheap