**Note: This universe is an alternate to human history in which humans and ponies live side-by-side. The only difference between this timeline and ours is, well…ponies. History remains relatively the same.**

My name's Matt. Matthew Daines. I work at Infuzed, a digital company that combines software with magic. It's been a pretty successful business, but I wouldn't really know, I'm just an employee.

Oh, and I should mention my boss is the former Olympic Games inspector, Ms. Harshwhinny. She's drill-sergeant strict, cantankerous, and about thirty-seven years old. She's known for enforcing some rigid policies at Infuzed.

So far, I've been a straightforward man. You tell me what to do, and I'll do it. I've asked very few questions over my lifetime, but the one I have now is: How on God's green Earth did I fall in love with Ms. Harshwhinny?