Life is dull on Scoltland. For Kester Malt, another boring day of labor at his family's farm has ended. The large earth pony muses over his life briefly, until his friends, Plaid and Hops pay him a visit and remind the stallion that today just happens to be St. Coltrick's Day; prompting the three stallions to have fun at the local pub.

Kester Malt, Plaid and Hops are characters of Lithe Kamitatsy, the author of Two's Company, Three's a Crowd